/r/straya

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Tinnies, Cones, Sports, and Banter. 88 thousand mad cunts and counting!

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GUIDELINES:

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Welcome to Australia

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  1. We don't give a fuck about Albo.

  2. Or his mates.

  3. Don't talk shit about straya

  4. No fuckin' Seppos (Specially Texans)

  5. Except for your women. They're fine.

  6. Don't fukin cord me

  7. VBs for sickcunts, Fosters for shitcunts.

  8. Shitcunts might get Manus Islanded

  9. No stingrays

  10. No Whinge Posts - Unless its funny as fuck

  11. No direct links to Facebook or TikTok, screenshots are still shit but will be allowed.

  12. Other rules, read em.

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COOL SHIT

SPORT

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REPORTING STUFF:

Report shitcunts, but tell us why. A message will help us remove content more quickly as well.

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Crack a tinnie and kick back. Welcome to Straya.

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We moderate at our own discretion, Tough titties.

/r/straya

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127

Who does chips better?

69 Comments
2024/05/12
03:05 UTC

171

Let's do some sick cunts, boys!

7 Comments
2024/05/11
23:23 UTC

85

Irishman here, I just recently discovered The Big Lez show and had a question

So I recently discovered the works of Jarrad Wright and have been watching my way through his series, almost at the end of the Big Lez Saga and particularly loving the Donny and Clarence Show.

Anyways, my question is what accents do these guys have? Is it a rural accent, working class or from a specific region? I did the whole working holiday backpacking shite about a decade ago and travelled around your great country, so I definitely heard locals speak like this, I just cant really remember from where.

69 Comments
2024/05/10
09:18 UTC

45

Does anyone know what happened to the "Waiting for a mate" guy?

Been trying to find out what happened to him but I can't find any trace of him on the internet. Anyone know anything?

37 Comments
2024/05/10
09:13 UTC

5

the 90's Bundaberg Tourist and development board are the OG mad cunz!

0 Comments
2024/05/08
23:00 UTC

316

Johnny boi

12 Comments
2024/05/08
22:25 UTC

128

Good to take on Cape York and then tear up the local Woolies.

16 Comments
2024/05/06
04:14 UTC

114

Fire up the Calais, we gotta murder some tires.

12 Comments
2024/05/05
05:29 UTC

24

A golden oldie from Jolliffe

3 Comments
2024/05/04
23:05 UTC

32

Can someone rich give me a million dollars?

Broke and homeless want the million to buy more meth and pay for housing and prostitutes etc, can someone who is rich dm me ( not shit posting I'm serious )

61 Comments
2024/05/03
17:36 UTC

2

A Retrospective on Shane Warne Endorsements and Products

2 Comments
2024/05/03
15:01 UTC

24

Bush Tucker Man - Aussie Legend - Les Hiddins

8 Comments
2024/05/03
11:03 UTC

7

Plastic in my ciggy brah

Just opened a brand new pack of TS Cobalt cigarettes. First smoke I pulled out got emptied into a bowl, for.... reasons. This little guy came out with the tobacco. That's just over 1cm long. Starting to think it might not be the tobacco giving people cancer.

5 Comments
2024/05/03
09:15 UTC

127

From a pub in Darwin apparently…

Not quite the Blowjob most would be expecting!

25 Comments
2024/05/03
05:48 UTC

12

Sound like bullshit Barry

3 Comments
2024/05/03
02:45 UTC

59

Are posh private schoolkids trying to act like Eshays now a trend??

Nowadays I see Nike TNs even in the richest suburbs of Sydney etc

39 Comments
2024/05/02
12:17 UTC

10

Does Anyone know where i can watch 'The Emu War' film?

Please I need it I just watched the trailer on the hot dad productions you tube and I desperately need more. I have scoured the internet. if anyone knows where i can buy, stream or pirate the film it would be much appreciated.

10 Comments
2024/05/02
05:23 UTC

75

Straya - where you can grab a tank off marketplace

My local BSS has a tank for sale. The one place you can buy someone’s rank ass mattress, used “excellent condition” broken furniture and now, tanks. Grab your next daily drive here.

21 Comments
2024/05/02
05:15 UTC

19

They don't make music like they used to...

6 Comments
2024/05/01
07:15 UTC

4

The poll to divide the nation: Which company makes the better soft drinks?

20 Comments
2024/05/01
02:27 UTC

0

The Iced Coffee Who Stood Up To An Underworld Bikie Boss

0 Comments
2024/04/30
11:21 UTC

5

Anyone tried them yet? Do they taste like arse?

9 Comments
2024/04/30
09:25 UTC

188

Good luck to him

Top End teenager Keegan Payne catches million dollar fish on the Katherine River. We can only wish and it's his to do what he wants

21 Comments
2024/04/30
08:30 UTC

63

Why didn't anyone tell me that Cheezels have shrunk to half their size?

You used to be able to put one on each finger like you had just collected the Infinity Snaccs and about to snap half of your hunger out of existence. But these can only fit on a pinkie.

30 Comments
2024/04/30
05:46 UTC

0

Fuck big parma right?

My body's a fuckin temple and big parma pushing their shit on me is fucked. ALH making coin while the government protects them.

22 Comments
2024/04/29
23:51 UTC

178

Ran out of weed. Decided to clean up while I had the extra energy. Found some weed Id stashed when I was smashed.

Hope everyone's day starts as bonza as mine. Cheers lads

36 Comments
2024/04/29
23:07 UTC

0

What do you say to your mate who has run out of toilet paper?

BIDET MATE!

15 Comments
2024/04/27
00:11 UTC

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