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Tinnies, Cones, Sports, and Banter. 88 thousand mad cunts and counting!

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GUIDELINES:

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Welcome to Australia

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  1. We don't give a fuck about Albo.

  2. Or his mates.

  3. Don't talk shit about straya

  4. No fuckin' Seppos (Specially Texans)

  5. Except for your women. They're fine.

  6. Don't fukin cord me

  7. VBs for sickcunts, Fosters for shitcunts.

  8. Shitcunts might get Manus Islanded

  9. No stingrays

  10. No Whinge Posts - Unless its funny as fuck

  11. No direct links to Facebook or TikTok, screenshots are still shit but will be allowed.

  12. Other rules, read em.

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COOL SHIT

SPORT

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REPORTING STUFF:

Report shitcunts, but tell us why. A message will help us remove content more quickly as well.

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Crack a tinnie and kick back. Welcome to Straya.

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We moderate at our own discretion, Tough titties.

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Caught! Rare photo of an egg smiling!

#meme#photo#egg

27 Comments
2025/02/04
10:00 UTC

0

Finally, a candidate I can get behind

Comrade Spanian says "zesey the ensmays of ductionproys lad".

6 Comments
2025/02/03
10:26 UTC

295

If I only had a brain

31 Comments
2025/02/02
22:44 UTC

828

The Most Beautiful McDonald's in Australia?

There’s this McDonald’s at Clifton Hill that is honestly way cooler than any Maccas I’ve seen.

So, this place used to be the United Kingdom Hotel back in 1937, and it’s got this amazing jazz moderne architecture. Think brick facades, balconies, and these cool rounded edges. It feels more like a historic building than a fast food joint.

What’s even crazier? It’s heritage-listed! They gave it that status back in 1988, so the building’s protected, and nothing about it can change. It’s Melbourne’s little architectural treasure.

A lot of people call it the “most beautiful McDonald's in the world”

70 Comments
2025/02/01
05:10 UTC

12

Jim knows the score

4 Comments
2025/01/31
12:17 UTC

187

These cunts want my whole coin jar?

29 Comments
2025/01/31
10:32 UTC

233

Every upper middle class privately educated boy in the UK, Aus, NZ, Ireland

49 Comments
2025/01/30
03:09 UTC

1,121

Man pranks all Australian news outlets by pretending he cooked a steak while driving.

74 Comments
2025/01/28
10:19 UTC

199

Every year, without fail

6 Comments
2025/01/27
08:56 UTC

11

Esh My Ride

There's no debate that a P plate on a tarted up VL is being driven by a bogan. But what would you call the green-P behind the wheel of a lifted Navara (brake lights at my eye level in a Forester) that sounds like a fucking Peterbilt? Seriously. OMW home from Aldi and the dirty bird just now and was looking around for the semi I could hear. Then lights went green, I heard the semi move off and when the car in front of me went straight and the Navara turned with me, it was clearly the Navara.

19 Comments
2025/01/27
03:48 UTC

1

Colin

9 Comments
2025/01/26
23:44 UTC

107

What do ya reckon about the singlet?

21 Comments
2025/01/26
06:35 UTC

21

Or maybe dont

5 Comments
2025/01/26
06:13 UTC

56

Gunna give these a crack in the slow-cooker. What are you cunts cookin’ for Australia Day?

35 Comments
2025/01/26
00:40 UTC

10

2025 UnAustralian of the Year Nominees

Who is the biggest living cunt in the country and deserves to be named the UnAustralian of the Year?

View Poll

26 Comments
2025/01/25
21:20 UTC

85

Sample a taste of Aussie summer at your local Woolies

21 Comments
2025/01/25
07:21 UTC

62

STRAYA DAY

I reckon put a bunch of good enuf dates that won't upset every cunt (bound to upset someone) put the numbers for the dates on little plucka ducks, stick all the little plucka ducks to plukka duck, get albo to pick one, tell us ,"right that's it cunts that's the day it's a four day weekend no returns no other names if anyone says the word invasion I'm invading their coit with this oversized r.m.fucking.williams. boot with a cane toad to chew on I'm off to play two up at the rippers in Kew junction."

35 Comments
2025/01/25
01:55 UTC

267

I remember a time when..

… it was all about getting together with ya mates, getting on the beers, firing up the bbq, listening to hottest 100 count down, and good times.

It’s just a shame thats been lost to the politics of it all.

Just change the date for Christ sake, so we can get back to enjoying a long weekend.

Cheers cunts

65 Comments
2025/01/24
21:12 UTC

72

Cooking with gas

26 Comments
2025/01/23
11:38 UTC

36

Vicroads budget cuts

Budget cut

14 Comments
2025/01/23
07:12 UTC

1,237

Fucken legendary shirt spotted in Campbelltown

76 Comments
2025/01/23
01:14 UTC

49

Me every fucking morning, cunts.

2 Comments
2025/01/22
20:22 UTC

109

Important question here, where do takeaways get their chicken salt? Nothing from the supermarket is the same.

I want that proper yellow shit.

52 Comments
2025/01/22
10:29 UTC

122

Would you buy this book?

85 Comments
2025/01/22
08:43 UTC

91

Even overseas, a commies gotta do what a commies gotta do

5 Comments
2025/01/21
10:42 UTC

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