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It started with the controversial call on Underberg's slip and slop last week. That was a bit egregious, but the kind of thing you expect now and then. But not 24 hours later, we had an almost identical mis-call on Rachel McAdams's (no relation) outreach efforts in the midfield community. That was bad enough to prompt the VC to make a public comment about the way officiating calls are being made.

Since then it seems like things have only gotten worse, but the league is quiet and (apparently) so is everyone else. Am I going crazy? How can anyone call the Kansas City, MO U-Boats win over the Kansas City, KS Wheelbarrowers legitimate when D Mann was evicted mid-period for brushing the goal rattler with half a hand? That completely reversed momentum. And this shit has been going on and on.

Somebody tell me I'm not alone here!

With Ruy McDicheal playing driving back I think they’ve got a good shot to make the Fantastic Four this year.

Get the win in the big game today?

It’s been over a week since the last post in this sub, so I’m officially declaring that I have just scored a point as of making this post. This declaration is non-binding in the states of Iowa and New Hampshire as well as all the former dominions of the British Empire. I do not endorse this declaration, but I do acknowledge that it has been made. No one may now score a point in this way within the next four score days.

I think that covers all the legal stuff.