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Jimmy Carter in 2028
11:37 UTC
I don't know who to vote for
Good afternoon, I am a PhD in American politics and I am very confused about who to vote for. I have written 20 books on American history and published 123 papers on human behavior and societal issues. After extensive research on inflation, immigration, foreign policy and further policies, I came to the conclusion that Kamala Harris is most likely the appropriate candidate for the position.
However, EVERYTHING CHANGED when I saw the Donald Trump rally, and I saw the amazing Tony Hinchcliffe endorse Donald Trump. This was an enormous game changer for me. I also saw a fellow doctor, Dr. Phil, on the podium endorsing the former president. This swung my vote to the Republican Party, and I thought it was done when the incredibly smart and talented DaBaby said he would vote for Trump too.
But then I saw other incredibly smart, influential people endorsing Kamala Harris: Ken Jeong (that guy with the enormous bush in the Hangover), Robert Downey Jr. (built Iron Man in a cave, with a box of scraps), Beyonce (sings) and Taylor Swift (sings some more).
I don't know who to vote for. Obviously, I should know a lot about politics, but all these amazing people, who have to be very knowledgeable about politics because I see them on TV a lot, are starting to mess me up. What do you guys think?
10:03 UTC
Out jerked again
06:06 UTC
r/OptimistsUnite: The lines on the graph are going up which means everything in life is perfect and you need to stop whining RIGHT NOW
03:51 UTC
T.G.I.F.
03:00 UTC
Liz Cheney Tells Barbara Bush to Endorse Kamala Harris: ‘It’s Time, Bitch’
Liz Stainy is mean.
02:16 UTC
Men Are Hopeless, but Don’t Worry: Women Will Save America. As Usual.
01:35 UTC
JOTY candidate
00:41 UTC
Jimmy Carter given 4 days to live - just enough time to be the winning vote in deadlocked Georgia
Bernie can still win!!
00:10 UTC
Do you guys ever go visit your offshore bank accounts just to check on things or
00:01 UTC
I wrote a love letter last night. Do you guys think it will work?
23:59 UTC
I have recently developed an appreciation for who Liz and Dick Cheney are as Americans and all around good people. AMA.
21:37 UTC
Can I vote for both candidates? I like them both
21:19 UTC
Donald Trump and/or Kamala Harris
20:41 UTC
of This man who lost weight (from r/MadeMeSmile)
19:04 UTC
Texas hospitals must now ask patients whether they’re in the US legally. Here’s how it works.
19:02 UTC
Update for those questioning that this church in AR is supporting Trump- this is 100% the church.
18:42 UTC
Donald Trump just endorsed a candidate in twitter
18:32 UTC
I just pissed and shat myself in the early voting line after someone tried to hand me a “Republican Voting Guide.” The staff are telling me I need to leave, what do I do.
17:36 UTC
You’ve felt the pain of depressed Nirvana Batman. Now it’s time for hip, groovy “Smooth” by Carlos Santana ft. Rob Thomas Batman
His parents were murdered when he was a child, but now he drives a used green Infiniti and he's loving it!
Directed by Joel Schumacher
16:37 UTC
chair is a toilet
16:00 UTC
''hello guys im a real polish patriot i hate usa i hate the eu i hate ukraine I FUCKING HATE GERMANY fuck 1989 and 1991 i dont know what is lithuania and hungay russia is polands true slava rossiya i chwała polski i hope that the polish peoples reupublic would return one day" ahh dude
14:52 UTC
Just voted
13:46 UTC
As the son of Donald Trump, I am voting for Kamala, and here is why.
She is brat.
11:21 UTC
Dick to big to be a mod
I'm struggling with big dick energy how can I fix this dang thing I so so so wanna be a mod on here and play soggy biscuit with free speech
09:34 UTC
I Just failed No Nut November
Curse you Gayle
07:37 UTC
Remember, your vote can LITERALLY murder someone
If you make the wrong choice your ballot is directly responsible for someone's death. Murder in the first degree.
05:52 UTC
I just ordered my first lovense toy. That's it. Just wanted to let the circle know.
I'll share the code in a couple days when it arrives.
04:03 UTC
As a Christian, I'm voting for Harris. Here's why
Cumala (420f) represents my (69m) intereses way better
03:55 UTC
I'm the most conservative person alive. Today I voted for Harris for some fucking reason. Where's my $100 for being in this ad?
02:16 UTC