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I saved orphans from a burning building and uncovered information that will lead to the arrest of Donald Trump and donated $318M to an animal rescue shelter and this caused me to miss my SO's anniversary. AITA?

Context: My SO's (female)(boobs) family is BLOWING up my phone right now

3 Comments
2024/04/26
15:11 UTC

6

Anyway how's your sex life?

9 Comments
2024/04/26
14:55 UTC

11

I take reposts really freaking serious guys! Why can’t anyone ask me first if I’ve seen before posting it!! Just stop it!!

Cum will win.

5 Comments
2024/04/26
07:11 UTC

14

I take reposts really freaking serious guys! Why can’t anyone ask me first if I’ve seen before posting it!! Just stop it!!

1 Comment
2024/04/26
06:12 UTC

22

Are we wiping? Or letting it crust? I just need to know what we’re all doing.

9 Comments
2024/04/26
04:50 UTC

7

I take reposts really fucking seriously they ruin my whole fucking day stop posting things that I’ve seen before I’m fucking serious why can’t you make sure I haven’t seen something before posting it

0 Comments
2024/04/26
01:24 UTC

18

Please look at my nice cock!!!

10 Comments
2024/04/26
00:29 UTC

3

Ukrainian war

4 Comments
2024/04/25
23:43 UTC

83

I’m back, bitches.

14 Comments
2024/04/25
22:48 UTC

6

I take reposts really fucking seriously when I see a post I've never seen before and you assholes ruin it by telling me I hadn't seen it before now

1 Comment
2024/04/25
20:23 UTC

9

I take reposts really fucking seriously when I see a post I've never seen before and you assholes ruin it by telling me I hadn't seen it before now

2 Comments
2024/04/25
19:31 UTC

9

I take reposts really fucking seriously they ruin my whole fucking day stop posting things that I’ve seen before I’m fucking serious why can’t you make sure I haven’t seen something before posting it

Cum will win.

1 Comment
2024/04/25
16:20 UTC

33

I take reposts really fucking seriously they ruin my whole fucking day stop posting things that I’ve seen before I’m fucking serious why can’t you make sure I haven’t seen something before posting it

7 Comments
2024/04/25
15:54 UTC

70

I got a lawyer and went to the gym. Now what?

13 Comments
2024/04/25
11:38 UTC

25

Crossposting. Where's the best place to masturbate in "your city" ?

11 Comments
2024/04/25
11:30 UTC

8

Guys my high school just became nudist. What should I do?

Thankfully it’s a private school.

5 Comments
2024/04/25
11:23 UTC

119

I walked in on my girlfriend sleeping at 3 in the morning. Is this normal?

29 Comments
2024/04/25
10:43 UTC

7

AI

Activation Function, Algorithm, Anomaly Detection, Artificial General Intelligence (AGI), Artificial Neural Network (ANN), Backpropagation, Bayesian Network, Bias-Variance Tradeoff, Big Data, Black Box, Boltzmann Machine, Chatbot, Classification, Clustering, Convolutional Neural Network (CNN), Cost Function, Data Augmentation, Data Mining, Data Preprocessing, Decision Tree, Deep Learning, Deep Reinforcement Learning (DRL), Dimensionality Reduction, Ensemble Learning, Evolutionary Algorithms, Expert System, Feature Extraction, Feature Selection, Feedforward Neural Network, Fuzzy Logic, Generative Adversarial Network (GAN), Genetic Algorithm, Gradient Descent, Hardware Acceleration, Heuristic, Hidden Markov Model, Hyperparameter, Image Recognition, Inference, K-means Clustering, Knowledge Representation, Language Model, Latent Variable, Learning Rate, Logistic Regression, Loss Function, Machine Learning, Markov Decision Process, Meta-Learning, Multilayer Perceptron (MLP), Natural Language Processing (NLP), Nearest Neighbor, Neuron, Object Detection, One-Hot Encoding, Overfitting, Perceptron, Policy Gradient, Polynomial Regression, Predictive Analytics, Principal Component Analysis (PCA), Quantum Computing, Random Forest, Recurrent Neural Network (RNN), Regularization, Reinforcement Learning, ReLU (Rectified Linear Unit), Residual Networks (ResNet), Restricted Boltzmann Machine, Robotics, ROC Curve, Semi-Supervised Learning, Sentiment Analysis, Sequence-to-Sequence (Seq2Seq), Siamese Network, Sigmoid Function, Simulated Annealing, Softmax, Spiking Neural Network, Stochastic Gradient Descent (SGD), Supervised Learning, Support Vector Machine (SVM), Swarm Intelligence, Turing Test, Transfer Learning, Tree-based Model, Underfitting, Unsupervised Learning, Variational Autoencoder (VAE), Voice Recognition, Word Embedding, Zero-Shot Learning, Zero-Centering, Transformer, Attention Mechanism, Data Labeling, Model Drift, Data Normalization, Outlier Detection, Prompt Engineering.

1 Comment
2024/04/25
10:23 UTC

54

I've been sleeping for 452 days, what's the current popular thing to hate?

30 Comments
2024/04/25
08:23 UTC

136

Elon Musk joins the r/circlejerk mod team.

15 Comments
2024/04/25
03:24 UTC

11

How to marry god?

I have a crush on this boy and He is MUCH older than me. OK OK it is God that have a crush on. So decided one day while in prayer... Let's try flirting with him...

7 years later am getting responses but they have been lukewarm and so decided we must flirt some more to make it less lukewarm-er.

So how should take God down? Help me MARRY God please, though.

Serious answers only!

Hahaha

8 Comments
2024/04/25
03:03 UTC

16

E V E R Y sound a man will make!

2 Comments
2024/04/25
02:55 UTC

17

AmIOverreacting: I (46M) went on a date with a teacher (43F) recently that claimed I "catfished" her and that "transracial" is not really a thing. Or AITA

0 Comments
2024/04/25
02:41 UTC

10

Oh, you touch my tralala

5 Comments
2024/04/25
02:33 UTC

22

I am currently drinking Pepsi while watching MSNBC in a Chase Bank lobby. It doesn't get much better than this

9 Comments
2024/04/25
00:49 UTC

28

I am a panty sniffer and I am DONE apologizing for it.

10 Comments
2024/04/25
00:35 UTC

38

I [23F] am addicted to menstruation an ovulation AMA

my problem started in early middle school and it only took that one time and I couldn’t help it I have to have my fix at least once a month

22 Comments
2024/04/24
21:54 UTC

6

LPT: Butt AIDs ain't cool. You with me?

9 Comments
2024/04/24
21:12 UTC

2

this is messed up

guys i'm starting to believe in antinatalism this world is too fucked

0 Comments
2024/04/24
18:30 UTC

18

What am I doing wrong?

Doctor said to drink more water and that my pee should be clear. Drinking 250 oz a day and my pee is still red. What am I doing wrong?

23 Comments
2024/04/24
18:03 UTC

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