Konrae ability goes like this (applies to him): At the beginning of any battle, you gain a Desync Self (think like a hologram) which shares your location, Five hit counters, one beginning assigned to what is called your “past attack”. A Past Attack is an attack you are unable to execute currently, but rather you already executed 6 seconds ago. (The entire 6 seconds counts as your “attack”). Any time your Past Self would do things to affect himself, he affects the present you instead. If you are not stunned by the enemy, and your past self doesn’t share your current location, your past Self will execute their attack at the same speed you did 6 seconds ago. Whenever your attack hits, that attack gains a “hit counter” (because it will become the Past Attack). You may spend a hit counter from the attack 12 seconds ago to replicate that exact attack instead of your current attack. Hit Counters go back into your pool of hit counters once your past attack becomes your present attack. Konrae looks decently confident he can understand his overly complex ability.

REACTORS ENGAGING...

MY SILICON HEART SINGS...

THE END IS THE BEGINNING...

I got the notification that my dryers cycle was over when I was at Panera. And that the machine was off and not keeping my clothes fresh automatically. I had to wait until I got home (5 whole minutes) to manually connect my phone to my dryer and actually for the first time since I’ve owned the dryer (3 years) touch one of its physical buttons. It felt beneath me, it was./a

˙ʇᴉ ǝlqɐsᴉp oʇ ʍoɥ ǝɯ llǝʇ ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙suoᴉssᴉɯɹǝd ɹoʇɐɹʇsᴉuᴉɯpɐ pǝǝu ʎlʇuǝɹɐddɐ I ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇᴉ ǝlqɐsᴉp ʇ,uɐɔ I ¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ uoᴉsᴉʌ ʎɯ ʍou puɐ ,,uoᴉsᴉΛ uʍop ǝpᴉsd∩,, pǝllɐɔ ɹǝᴉɟᴉpoɯ ǝɟᴉl ɐ pǝlqɐuǝ ʎllɐʇuǝpᴉɔɔɐ I

I am turning 18 soon, and while I liked the thought of being an adult, that was until I realized one thing: I’m gonna have my knowledge of English wiped and my voice box replaced with a trombone.

This surgery is supposed to be done to everyone in range of my Redhair receptor chips. Still, I am starting to go crazy. To all adults, womp womp womp womp wo-wo-womp womp. Wowowowowowowomp! (Did I do that right?)

What do I do. I am a cartoon rabbit.

I went to the sea and got water in my eyes. The water tasted loud, even though it usually tastes like batteries. Did I get the QQQQJ disease or did I taste it the wrong way?

REACTORS ENGAGING...

LIGHTNING SCREAMS ACROSS MY BOW...

MY CORE IS AN INFINITY...

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What do I do?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLCaHf9a/

Need to make sure she finds her way on course of course.

Any SZ natives here for direxions?

I exited rabbit hole Lima and Zuckerberg is eating aborted babies where do I go for starlink F‽(serious posts only)

I (16.8billionF) have been working at this daycare for about 50 years now and have become traumatised by the mundane reality of capital, one day this kid (3F), I'll call her Jane, asks me who the president of the world is and, I know it was wrong but, you have to understand that the words just came out before I could stop them.

To keep it brief, the children have unionised against their imaginary oppressors, there is a rotting corpse in the nap room and there will be more to come, their goal is to have the working class own their pocket dimensions... I don't have the heart to tell them that only 5th dimension entities have the ability to create sentient life (still haven't told them about the whole thing with babies being nothing but manifestations of The Void's unquenchable thirst for souls).

I know this sounds bad but, I HAD to invent an external force of evil and mastermind trickery that corrupts the status quo because what else am I supposed to do? deal with the realisation that the very status quo I grew to accept simply follows the boring logic of capital circulation beyond anyhekol helpsthey are here tHEY AREBEHGER RUN AAPLEASE GET EOUT HOH GOD IKT HURTS IOH MYGOD YWHYO

what do i do?

So I’m sitting here, eating some spaghetti and meatballs, when all out of nowhere my entire being begins to start liquifying. I really can’t think of anything I’ve done recently that might’ve caused this, and I’m starting to make a mess on my rug. I have not melted in the past, nor do I know anyone who has melted before, nor did I know that people could melt in the first place. Any tips?

Idk it was smooth sailing at first but now I'm covered in broken toys and I can't move. What do I do

We're identical twins, and very close to being hivemind. How do we become full hivemind? Most of our senser are shared, but smell isn't, and we sometimes have different ideas. Help.

I have accidentally spilt half of my Brando::-1 on my carpet. I have spent half an hour and almost an entire gallon of Lord trying to get this stain out of my carpet but it just does not seem to go. How do I go about this?

What do I do?

When I opened the box there was a live cat and a dead cat and a vial of radioactive polonium. The physicists both say there should only be one cat; wwyd?

Now she's demanding that we remove all matter from the house when she visits. How can I explain to her that matter is safe and effective?

I accidentally spilled my homemade universe all over my 27th dimension carpet. Does anyone know how to get this stain out or should I call it done and just eat my carpet?

2 years ago, my wife and I welcomed our first child into our life. At first, he seemed just like any other newborn baby. However, as he got older, he hit all of the development milestones at the right times (first words, learning to crawl, etc.), but he never got bigger. He looked exactly the same as the day he was born. That was, until his first birthday. His spine elongated, and he sprouted a second pair of arms. We took him to see the doctor, but the doctor said she had never seen anything like this. Yesterday was my son's second birthday, and it happened again! I'm perfectly capable of raising a toddler with four arms, but six is pushing it. Has anyone encountered this before, and what advice would you give a new parent?

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