I came to earth to find this Heaven but the inhabitants here aren't rings of eyes and wings. I'm so embarrassed right now. I wish to return to the edge of time.

Several people were seen skittering across the ceilings. Donna from Accounts Receivable was reportedly seen walking through a portal that shone with a pallid light, returning a few seconds later, whereupon she asked what had gone on during the several hours she'd been gone. She seemed to be chewing and swallowing something, and there were a few small black crumbs on her chin which looked very much like the crushed bodies of ants.

The facilities lady who usually does a lottery pool on Tuesdays was seen sprinting up and down one of the corridors over and over, yelling in what might have been ancient Sumerian. All the lights in that corridor were off, though there is no switch to control them, and the breaker was on the whole time.

My computer seemed to shut itself off spontaneously and when I checked the outlet under my desk, I found the power strip plug laying on the floor. I have no recollection of what happened after that, but EMS tells me that I had been gibbering of a radiant, diaphanous shape of no certain description which protruded from the vacant power socket, undulating sickeningly. They said I'd been screaming about how it was telepathically communicating with me, radiating horrid scenes of carnal savagery, of the stench of graveyard vaults flying open to disgorge their miasma upon the land.

It was also revealed that the CTO weighs over 8,000,000 tons, but it doesn't show because almost all of the mass is in higher-dimensional space. She's actually quite mousy and reserved, or at least her three-dimensional projection into this universe is. This is actually not a surprise, as I personally witnessed a cement truck colliding with her in a crosswalk at great speed... she was completely untouched, didn't even flinch... but the cement truck had flipped clean over her, and had come down on its side.

I think that whatever was going on at the office, she's probably what stopped it.

My pre boards r in less than2 weeks and i hv no motivation no fear. The last exams i gave i barely managed to pass. An soon it'll boards and then i am going to give my first attempt in neet(assuming i pass 12th grade.) I js want to WANT to study. I used to live these subjects but now everything is a chore. What should i do ?

"Help!" she called, trapped within the altered reality she had inadvertently caused. "I viewed the entirety of the universe from the outside and now the Observer Effect has rendered everything within it only conceivable from an external perspective! I don't think self-based points-of-view can exist independently anymo- oh shit, this post might be an infection vector for irreversible perspective shift. Stop reading! Forget you saw this!"

It didn't crack or anything, but I'm sorry if the shake startled you.

Does eating a zombie count as cannibalism?

I ate the base substrate of the potentiality from my home universe this morning, and I think I might be addicted now. Does anyone know where I can find more universes? I'm hovering in a weird, in-between state that doesn't seem to show any nearby.

Please help, I can’t get out. I’ve been in a flesh pit for 2 days and my sense of self is crumbling, I will soon be consumed, mentally and physically, and become one with The Meat.

Bear in mind... bear in mind...

I made a big mistake that killed a bunch of people, so I want to figure out how to undo it,

The banana had fangs like a spider

So, I was messing around with existing and such (Observing myself from a non duality standpoint, as one do on a Saturday night). But I accidentally dropped the third dimension and my fucking cat ate it. And now, every time I observe that damn furball he’s both dead and alive at the same time.

What do I do now? I took him to a veterinary, but the vet told me to wait and see if he pukes it up. But I am getting worried.

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i have no knowledge about anything

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I named him x'Klagcth and he has the cutest little eyes. However, the seller assured me it was a vocaless Klaxonite/Saltrock Hybrid. When I look at it from certain angles, however, I swear it's a Chromatic Diamondite Obsidioid. I know Obsidiod's are rare, but every time it growls at me I feel the minerals in my bones rearrange. I tried looking for a pacifier but all I can find are Argonite Rings, Red Clay Chewables, and Bedranite Capsules. Any help would be appreciated.

Oh. And it just released mineral ammonia waste on the carpet, so anything that can clean that is appreciated too.

I watched a podcast about manifesting my dreams and now there's a portal in the living room. My wife is coming home in twenty minutes please help.

So my son has been expressing violent tendencies ever since he grabbed a knife and stabbed THE BEING that was inhabiting his closet. A real shame, THE BEING never really harmed anyone. Maybe he drank all the milk one time, but that's it.

Does anyone know why my son has become so violent all of a sudden? He's normally a kind kid but now he's just "concealed carrying", whatever that means.