/r/justneckbeardthings

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M’ladies and gentlesirs, welcome to /r/justneckbeardthings! Join us in mockery of fedoras, blades, body pillows... all neckbeard things!

Justneckbeardthings

A subreddit for those who adorn their necks with proud man fur.

Neckbeard: A man who is socially inept and physically unappealing, especially one who has an obsessive interest in computing

- Oxford Dictionary

Why not check out the user-created book 'Neckbeard Vampire: Nightbeard Rising'?


Rules

  • No bullying or provoking witch-hunts - Censor out usernames and do not link or ask for personal information of anyone featured on /r/justneckbeardthings.
  • No creepshots - Do not post pictures of individuals who were unaware that a picture was being taken or would be shared publicly online.
  • Neckbeard-related content only - The post should at least be somewhat related to neckbeard culture. Convos of guys being creepy online might be better for /r/creepyPMs.
  • Subpar or inappropriate content may be removed at the mod's discretion.
  • No gender or flame wars. No trollbaiting or stirring up drama. Leave your ideologies at the door.
  • No misogyny or misandry.

Creating JNBT Image Macros

  • This subreddit started off as a place for Justneckbeardthings image macros, a parody of the well known Justgirlythings. While we accept all kinds of neckbeard pictures and stories, we encourage everyone to create and submit Justneckbeardthings macros.
  • Here is our guide on how to create a Justneckbeardthings macro.

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/r/justneckbeardthings

899,704 Subscribers

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From the Facebook comments of a photo of a comic con's antiharassment policy.

8 Comments
2024/11/30
23:49 UTC

149

82 people like what this neckbeard is saying!

14 Comments
2024/11/30
23:42 UTC

254

how more neckbeard can it be

31 Comments
2024/11/30
12:12 UTC

87

I was trying to research why anime had so many little sisters, and I came across THIS guy. Does he count?

10 Comments
2024/11/30
03:38 UTC

41

Bro wants Immigrants for the small chance that he will have a Girlfriend.

2 Comments
2024/11/30
01:27 UTC

236

“Having body hair is repulsive” - goes on rant about women and tiny dick?? Something something telling on yourself 🤷‍♂️

50 Comments
2024/11/29
17:54 UTC

1,255

Weeb neckbeard

94 Comments
2024/11/29
08:07 UTC

155

Neckbeard encounter in the wild

9 Comments
2024/11/29
03:29 UTC

0

Legbeard responds to tweet from a neckbeard.

17 Comments
2024/11/29
03:03 UTC

19

What do you want to bet he is wearing a fedora

6 Comments
2024/11/28
05:01 UTC

1,183

As a gamer, I find this to be a rather neckbeardy opinion.

First off: not every woman needs to be a goon feast for you to objectify, Ellie from the last of us is teen murdering zombies, she isn't going to look pretty for you.

Second: You want sexy game characters? They ain't far away, many games have women who are confident in a sexual way. Just look at Stealler blade, great game, lewd, and made by plenty of woman (actually a lovely couple, husbo was coder, Lady was lead designer).

Just stop complaining that not ever girl is some object to pawn over, I remember older games were so awful with like "player girlfriends" sometimes them being legit goals to chase after. They are now realistic woman with real characters being prioritized and sexy woman are far away either, games with styles of confidence and sexuality, your just complaining that not EVERY game is up your coomed over brains.

135 Comments
2024/11/27
07:39 UTC

149

Easiest place I've ever found a neck beard was on an incest comic of Sunny and Mari.

42 Comments
2024/11/26
22:41 UTC

241

This ad is telling a strange story

And why does it only have an ad for men? The algorithm knows I'm a woman.

17 Comments
2024/11/26
21:53 UTC

0

BULLDOZE STONEHENGE!!!!!!!!!!!

43 Comments
2024/11/26
15:38 UTC

71

Stellar Blade: The Fake Outrage from shaun

27 Comments
2024/11/24
08:02 UTC

0

how tf did I get recommended to this..?

2 Comments
2024/11/24
05:32 UTC

3,272

Neckbeard went full Groyper, you never go full Groyper.

120 Comments
2024/11/24
02:01 UTC

175

I temp-banned someone for spraying porn on my L4D2 server. He did not take it very well. Every "leave" was a lobby kick from me.

18 Comments
2024/11/24
01:38 UTC

59

Holy Neckbeard!

5 Comments
2024/11/24
00:51 UTC

696

Absolutely written by a 40+ year old overweight male with disgusting fetishes

33 Comments
2024/11/23
00:19 UTC

131

Lucas Werner back at it again in Overwatch facebook group

21 Comments
2024/11/22
22:47 UTC

452

The OG neckbeard

16 Comments
2024/11/22
21:28 UTC

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