/r/NeckbeardNests

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Messy neckbeard rooms.

Welcome to /r/NeckbeardNests! Feast your eyes on the wonderful nests of the internet's finest neckbeards!

We urge you to read this megathread if your life is negatively affected by hoarding or collecting.


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Submission Guidelines

What makes a Neckbeard Nest?

A neckbeard nest must meet at least one of the following criteria

  • Extremely unsanitary conditions

  • Example
  • This isn't your average dirtiness... This is advanced dirtiness!
  • Extreme fandom / worship

    • Example
    • This includes Otakus, Bronies, Gamers, etc
    • Keep in mind that this is extreme (see below for guidelines)
  • Unique setting

    • Example
    • If it's in a place you wouldn't consider a normal living space, it's probably a neckbeard nest

    The following are not neckbeard nests

    • Advanced setups

    • Example
    • A high-tech battlestation may indicate that one spends a lot of time gaming, but it does not constitute a neckbeard nest.
  • Advanced fandom

    • Example
    • While this person is probably a big fan of video games and anime, their room has not been completely claimed by it. They also appear to have their shit together.
  • Slightly messy rooms


  • Rules

    • Follow the submission guidelines and do not make two posts for one nest i.e a before and after post- make them one post.

    • Don't be a dick and follow Redditquette

    • No touching of the hair or face

    • No bots without permission from a moderator

    • All posts must have a flair


    Getting Help

    Links

    /r/NeckbeardNests

    317,346 Subscribers

    38

    Battlestation.

    20 Comments
    2024/10/28
    01:18 UTC

    375

    Lovely dinner table at my friend’s house

    51 Comments
    2024/10/24
    14:54 UTC

    1,158

    This room belongs to my roommate, the chicken bones are several months old

    118 Comments
    2024/10/24
    13:19 UTC

    890

    My life

    111 Comments
    2024/10/19
    23:06 UTC

    21

    My current battle station 😍

    5 Comments
    2024/10/18
    04:04 UTC

    124

    Peechaku the ultimate neckbeard weapon

    6 Comments
    2024/10/17
    18:31 UTC

    402

    Is this what yall are training for

    38 Comments
    2024/10/16
    20:55 UTC

    335

    I'm so fucking happy I could cry

    24 Comments
    2024/10/15
    13:13 UTC

    744

    One of the worst room tours I’ve seen in a while.

    113 Comments
    2024/10/13
    04:30 UTC

    157

    It wouldn’t really be all too hard to cleanup.

    My friend said I live like a crackhead and he suggested I post here, I later told him that he was a glue goofing hypocrite douchebag.

    27 Comments
    2024/10/12
    13:25 UTC

    41

    Made another Post since some people wanted to See more

    7 Comments
    2024/10/11
    17:05 UTC

    85

    The breakfast fo Champions

    17 Comments
    2024/10/11
    15:58 UTC

    99

    The first nest I've ever step foot in.

    This is the room of best friend's brother. His brother is 35.

    12 Comments
    2024/10/11
    01:39 UTC

    245

    Somebody told me to post this here.

    To clarify, this is my setup from 2021 to early 2022. My current setup is on my profile banner.

    60 Comments
    2024/10/07
    12:06 UTC

    74

    nest in North Vietnam

    11 Comments
    2024/10/06
    07:03 UTC

    171

    Bingo !

    Not sure if this has been done but finally a game to play while browsing your fave dystopia sub !

    30 Comments
    2024/10/05
    21:48 UTC

    0

    is it only laziness or have people who don’t understand piss bottles just never lived with depression plus gaming/internet addiction plus social anxiety

    I’m not saying it’s not disgusting or that anyone should do that etc but at some stage in life it was the only way, I did this for years when I still lived w my parents but some people here say they can’t understand why and im like really, it’s obvious.

    First of all, getting up is an absolute chore. It really is. Imagine sitting there or halfway laying down with your laptop for hours or being close to waking up or wanting to sleep, like no I won’t consider putting my blanket away let alone standing up fuck absolutely all of that. And that is just leaving the bed, I would have to get my pants or maybe even a shirt, I would have to walk, unlock my door, go down a hallway, through another door and then lock that before I can even pee like wtf of course im not doing all of that. I can lean over grab a empty fanta bottle and be done in 8 seconds without ever looking up from my screen.

    And that is just the effort itself. Going to the bathroom involves encountering bright lights, mirrors, maybe even family members. If it’s 3 am i would even have to try to stay somewhat quiet during all of this. Or they would ask questions why im up at that time every day. Certainly not doing all of that shit when Im in my depression tomb locked away with all blinds shut for like 14hrs, it would be super disruptive. I would also usually be drunk, stoned or vaped enough that opening my door would unleash hotbox crackden hell into the rest of the house plus risk of someone looking inside and seeing that the room was 80% monster cans and ashtrays etc like no way were going down that road and risk any of that. I would try to keep the times where I exit my room near zero except mandatory stuff that I can plan and listen for other family members ahead or know already they are gone.

    So yeah that was me from 16-19 until I moved away now judge all you want but back then I would 10000% rather piss in a bottle before even considering going to the actual bathroom. Not a justification but an explanation

    75 Comments
    2024/10/03
    14:00 UTC

    42

    Hopefully this app would help - Plan your cleaning with just a photo

    Hey all, My name is Albert and I created cleanhomeai.com because I saw tons of posts on CleaningTips and on TikTok about depression cleaning, so I thought there has to be a better way.

    Well, now there is.

    You just go on CleanAI, you take a picture, and you can get back both a rating in multiple categories (Cleanliness, Organization, Zen, etc.) as well as a list of chores to tackle. Seeing some of these pics, I would recommend you use it. You get free credits when you sign up, you can take a pic of any room or item, and you got me here for any features you actually want. hope this helps!

    16 Comments
    2024/10/01
    14:31 UTC

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