/r/NeckbeardNests
Messy neckbeard rooms.
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A neckbeard nest must meet at least one of the following criteria
Extremely unsanitary conditions
Extreme fandom / worship
Unique setting
Advanced setups
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Slightly messy rooms
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My friend said I live like a crackhead and he suggested I post here, I later told him that he was a glue goofing hypocrite douchebag.
This is the room of best friend's brother. His brother is 35.
To clarify, this is my setup from 2021 to early 2022. My current setup is on my profile banner.
Not sure if this has been done but finally a game to play while browsing your fave dystopia sub !
I’m not saying it’s not disgusting or that anyone should do that etc but at some stage in life it was the only way, I did this for years when I still lived w my parents but some people here say they can’t understand why and im like really, it’s obvious.
First of all, getting up is an absolute chore. It really is. Imagine sitting there or halfway laying down with your laptop for hours or being close to waking up or wanting to sleep, like no I won’t consider putting my blanket away let alone standing up fuck absolutely all of that. And that is just leaving the bed, I would have to get my pants or maybe even a shirt, I would have to walk, unlock my door, go down a hallway, through another door and then lock that before I can even pee like wtf of course im not doing all of that. I can lean over grab a empty fanta bottle and be done in 8 seconds without ever looking up from my screen.
And that is just the effort itself. Going to the bathroom involves encountering bright lights, mirrors, maybe even family members. If it’s 3 am i would even have to try to stay somewhat quiet during all of this. Or they would ask questions why im up at that time every day. Certainly not doing all of that shit when Im in my depression tomb locked away with all blinds shut for like 14hrs, it would be super disruptive. I would also usually be drunk, stoned or vaped enough that opening my door would unleash hotbox crackden hell into the rest of the house plus risk of someone looking inside and seeing that the room was 80% monster cans and ashtrays etc like no way were going down that road and risk any of that. I would try to keep the times where I exit my room near zero except mandatory stuff that I can plan and listen for other family members ahead or know already they are gone.
So yeah that was me from 16-19 until I moved away now judge all you want but back then I would 10000% rather piss in a bottle before even considering going to the actual bathroom. Not a justification but an explanation
Hey all, My name is Albert and I created cleanhomeai.com because I saw tons of posts on CleaningTips and on TikTok about depression cleaning, so I thought there has to be a better way.
Well, now there is.
You just go on CleanAI, you take a picture, and you can get back both a rating in multiple categories (Cleanliness, Organization, Zen, etc.) as well as a list of chores to tackle. Seeing some of these pics, I would recommend you use it. You get free credits when you sign up, you can take a pic of any room or item, and you got me here for any features you actually want. hope this helps!