I was at a restaurant the other day, I was eating my food minding my own business scrolling r/Atheism, but then I sneezed, and some older lady told me "god bless you sweetheart" and I absolutely lost it, I had a mental breakdown, even thinking about it makes me tear up

I am a Christian, does this mean I'm allowed to drink mountain dew or would that be considered cultural appropriation?

You have to have a very low IQ to be relijus

Yeah, rigor mortis refish an uhhh region awning!

I'm an afist, that means I don't believe in you're magick sky fairy imaginary fried!

I'm liter ally so sart! I got a wun hun dread on my IQ test, that's so high!

We all know science and religion cannot possibly co-exist, snowflake!

If bad thing happen, why god let?

I wuv wen fictional fairy tale all-powerful creature that send you to hell for wearing mixed garments (I definitely understood that verse!!!) let Hitler do hall of cost!

Member, IQ is certainly a valuable tool for seeing if somebody is smart and not more useful for just seeing if somebody is disabled.

Le best part of afist is that der is no god to staup me frum complitly destroying my dopamine receptors and beliving duh lai that I akshually laik pornaugrufi.

Its a habit, I swair!

Waunu si mai floor Dora?

Member, I'm an apathetic, that memes I don car 'bout ur imagine airy fend!!!

Zodiac signs are for pussies. Christian, Catholich, Muslim, Iraq, Iran god. I don't believe that garbage. I believe in godly signs, because I'm different. It's time to wake people up.

Are you aware of those realities that are so close to everyone? It's that kind of reality, yet the blindness doesn't let people see. I'm sure many people think about it, even if I've never heard anyone. Indeed, I'm here for those people. The people that are scared to speak up. I'm here for all of them. We can do it guys. Finally. Everyone will know the true religious experience. But religions are for insecure people. Indeed, this is not a religion. This is something of another world. Another level. It's simply true. This revelation appeared in my dream multiple times, if you think about it. It's something that can happen only once in the entire history of humanity. To figure out more, buy my new book "Dont call me eretic. I'm just a vehicle for truth". You can also donate to this BTC address if you want to receive an automatic blessing via email. Take care. I'm so peaceful.