/r/TraditionalCurses
An invitation to post curses.
A curse (also called a jinx, hex or execration) is any expressed wish that some form of adversity or misfortune will befall or attach to some other entity—one or more persons, a place, or an object. In particular, "curse" may refer to a wish that harm or hurt will be inflicted by any supernatural powers, such as a spell, a prayer, an imprecation, an execration, magic, witchcraft, God, a natural force, or a spirit.
A curse (also called a jinx, hex or execration) is any expressed wish that some form of adversity or misfortune will befall or attach to some other entity—one or more persons, a place, or an object. In particular, "curse" may refer to a wish that harm or hurt will be inflicted by any supernatural powers, such as a spell, a prayer, an imprecation, an execration, magic, witchcraft, God, a natural force, or a spirit.
All titles should be curses.
You are encouraged to be as creative as you like.
Profanity is allowed as long as it is in the context of the curse. Note: The best curses usually do not employ profanity.
When cursing, be civil. For example, avoid curses with political overtones which may become inflammatory for your fellow members.
Curses must be in text format, no linking to outside sites. (YouTube, Imgur, etc)
Old gypsy women never use acronyms.
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May you only hear praise as backhanded compliments
and have infinite seeds of self doubt sown.
13:35 UTC
Just as you're in the most confy position for sleep, may you have a little piss leakage.
20:28 UTC
may your hair grow asymmetricly
12:40 UTC
may fish bones grow into a hook shape as a defense against you eating them
12:37 UTC
may you grow a second butthole inside your butthole
12:34 UTC
May you always have Pocket Full Of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield stuck in your head.
15:16 UTC
May you hear the first few notes of Pitch Perfect's "Pool Mashup: Just the way you are/Just a dream" in your head until you want to kill yourself.
18:09 UTC
May your nose be stuffed with pepper.
10:00 UTC
May your next meal give you food poisoning
04:59 UTC
May you return to Gaia in haste.
04:53 UTC
May your underwear always be uncomfortably damp.
03:25 UTC
May you have to ask permission before every breath.
03:24 UTC
May your shower curtain forever cling to your wet body as you shower.
23:01 UTC
May all your silent farts be visible instead.
23:13 UTC
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15:59 UTC
May all the small subs you're subscribed to be overrun by bots selling get rich quick schemes
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17:39 UTC
May all the warm summer rain showers you enjoy turn out to be a drunk pissing off a balcony.
19:57 UTC
May the
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
10:05 UTC
May you
May you drown in the sweat of a thousand gorillas
10:04 UTC
May all your toilet seats be warm and wet, may all your surfaces be sticky. May every coupled phrase you read today end without rhyming, even though it kinda looked like it might.
02:13 UTC
May you achieve enlightenment while shitting your pants.
02:46 UTC
May a spider lay eggs in your ear.
05:18 UTC
May you always find a dead bug in your drink.
18:29 UTC
May every cigarette you smoke be broken
And every vape die after a single puff
21:43 UTC
May your skills and talents diminish more and more for every person you are trying to impress.
19:37 UTC
May your socks always find a puddle.
18:06 UTC
May your flights always be turbulent to the point of nausea and panic.
17:50 UTC
May all the raccoons you see run towards you excitedly.
22:38 UTC
May you always feel as though there is a hair in your mouth while you're eating.
01:48 UTC
May the fluid of a thousand pregnant women collect in your mammary glands.
21:17 UTC