/r/TraditionalCurses
An invitation to post curses.
A curse (also called a jinx, hex or execration) is any expressed wish that some form of adversity or misfortune will befall or attach to some other entity—one or more persons, a place, or an object. In particular, "curse" may refer to a wish that harm or hurt will be inflicted by any supernatural powers, such as a spell, a prayer, an imprecation, an execration, magic, witchcraft, God, a natural force, or a spirit.
A curse (also called a jinx, hex or execration) is any expressed wish that some form of adversity or misfortune will befall or attach to some other entity—one or more persons, a place, or an object. In particular, "curse" may refer to a wish that harm or hurt will be inflicted by any supernatural powers, such as a spell, a prayer, an imprecation, an execration, magic, witchcraft, God, a natural force, or a spirit.
All titles should be curses.
You are encouraged to be as creative as you like.
Profanity is allowed as long as it is in the context of the curse. Note: The best curses usually do not employ profanity.
When cursing, be civil. For example, avoid curses with political overtones which may become inflammatory for your fellow members.
Curses must be in text format, no linking to outside sites. (YouTube, Imgur, etc)
Old gypsy women never use acronyms.
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Need help cursing someone
I want to curse that bitch ass idk how tho
18:28 UTC
May you fart loudly every time you sit down.
15:04 UTC
Need help identifying curse
Has anyone heard of this curse or casting spell idk what its called, so i think name is written on paper and you put it inside paper ball, with onions and coffee.please i would like some help!
19:25 UTC
May forget all your passwords
Imagine it. Hell.
17:45 UTC
Is there an opposite for this subreddit? With positive blessings
Where people share simple blessings like for example: I hope you always catch every green light when you're in a rush. Or: I wish that you always find your socks in pairs
05:33 UTC
May your wife get distracted by a pimple on your ballsack and interrupt your fun time to pop it.
22:13 UTC
May you become able to fully experience the taste buds in your anus.
02:45 UTC
I hope your charger gets screwed right when your phone is about to die and on a Sunday morning.
22:13 UTC
My absolute favorite Yiddish curse: Don’t die, suffer.
02:47 UTC
May you step barefoot on a Lego randomly once a day when you least expect it.
10:07 UTC
May your piss shoot out like a crazy daisy sprinkler.
02:19 UTC
May your waiter ignore your dietary restrictions
00:39 UTC
May your pubes be replaced with fiberglass insulation
21:54 UTC
May your first cup of coffee of the day always end with a mouth full of coffee grounds.
12:11 UTC
May you sneeze while vomiting.
02:55 UTC
"spiritual person" on tiktok messaged me saying he is getting messaged from my ancestors
Hello,
This guy on Tiktok messaged me and I regret accepting his message request. He is now contacting me saying my ancestors have told him to message me and tell me that I am cursed. That his mom can perform a ritual for 100usd in order to permanently remove it and if the person who cursed me comes after me, he will protect me
He has been using names of people that I do know and just came out with this and telling me names of people that I have not told him before.
Now he is messaging me constantly on Tiktok asking me who all these people in my life are.
I am sure he will say that all these other people have put a curse on me too and that I need to pay him and his mom again to remove that curse too
I don't know this person but he knows names specifically
Feels like a creep or stalker
Also told me that my current relationship will end up like how my relationship with my ex will happen if I don't clear this curse.
I have no intent on paying him because i get a huge headache and feel a tightness all throughout my body even thinking about this.
Just want insights and perspectives.
Thank you
11:05 UTC
Curse
May all your body fluids be replaced with stomach acid 🥰
14:49 UTC
May you buy tickets to the 5th game of the World Series, and the opposing team wins the first 4 games in a row.
12:03 UTC
Help me curse a child molestor ?
Help please baneful magick
Hey guys. I’m going to curse a child molesters dick and thought process this evening, the child molester being my father. Any ingredients or overall suggestions? I want his thoughts to flip and him have awful terrible visions of burning in hell every time he thinks about a child sexually, night terrors etc. Btw I’ve turned this in multiple times and nothing has been done and I live under the same roof as him with my 4yo. I take measures to keep her as far away from him as possible and watch very very closely every time he’s around but I can see in his eyes when he looks at her and if I snap on him and hurt him I can’t protect her from a prison cell. So turning to magick. Please I don’t want the input on the situation because I’m very aware I’m just not able to immediately get out of it, so the only input I care to hear is the baneful please…
05:27 UTC
May the only available urinal always be the middle one.
15:00 UTC
May you always erroneously pull up the toilet seat and sit bare on the rim.
14:23 UTC
May all the labels fall off your canned goods.
18:43 UTC
May you forget your laundry in the washer for a few days, and when you eventually take it out, it's moldy.
20:38 UTC
May you step on a slug in bare feet during the night.
18:01 UTC
Just as you're in the most confy position for sleep, may you have a little piss leakage.
20:28 UTC
may your hair grow asymmetricly
12:40 UTC
may fish bones grow into a hook shape as a defense against you eating them
12:37 UTC
may you grow a second butthole inside your butthole
12:34 UTC
May you always have Pocket Full Of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield stuck in your head.
15:16 UTC
May you hear the first few notes of Pitch Perfect's "Pool Mashup: Just the way you are/Just a dream" in your head until you want to kill yourself.
18:09 UTC