I won't do anything like that just curious.

Idc who it is, I think it would be fun if someone gave me their best insults and hurt my feelings. I'll tell you about what I like and about myself if if interested. Thanks. I'm 23 M

Hi everybody.

I have a tradition with a coworker where we call each other funny insulting names. For example window licker, smeagol, etc.

I'm running out of material and need some fresh ammunition.

What have you all got for me?

Well, in every language are funny insults. Example: in Dutch we call a fat humanoid ‘dikzak’, literally: ‘fat-bag’. I think that is hilarious.

Anyone got any creative insults for a fat friend (we have common roast battles) I need some caseoh chat room type shit.

Dickhead

What's the difference between confidence and pride? why should I have any confidence in myself? all I do is fail again and again and again. I'm lazy, I'm undisciplined, and worst of all, I have to have standards like my father. Honestly, I'm God's first mistake. Why should I even care about myself? if anything, I should just degrade myself again and again and again. just to see me suffer what christ had to go through. God shouldn't love me. I'm his great failure. And worst of all, it's because of me that I am his failure.

If anything, I'm nothing but a judas because of my responsibilities. I say I wouldn't fall back in that hole. But in the end, I have made no progress on anything.

I'm nothing but a fat, ugly, lazy, undisciplined, self-absorbed disgrace to God and my family. I'm the failure in my family. Even when they say they care about me. Even when they shouldn't.

Insult all you desire. It's what I deserve, after all. And you know what? Here's some info about me.

I have autism and ADHD. So there's some material you can work with.

It's at 2036 W Grand Ave, Chicago, A stranger insulted me, he said so fast that i can't understand since I have a bad listening. But I heard he said me 'mother-fucker' in last. I can't believe it, because i didn't do anything hurt him. Does this word really insulting? Were I been discriminated?

"Mind if I use your song as my alarm? Because I feel like wanna turn it off the second it starts" (idk but this sounds really bad in my language)

"By the divine grace of the one true god, I do hereby BANISH THEE, O wretched soul, unto the forsaken realm of shadow and fire! Begone, thou abomination, and be thou cast forevermore into the abyss, where neither light nor mercy doth dare to tread! BEGONE!"

What is the funniest insult someone has thrown at you? You couldn’t do anything but laugh. One time I was live steaming and this guy told me I looked like a Butterball turkey. I was like 100 pounds. I laughed so hard I started crying. He got so upset he left. 😂😂

Hiii, so for some context im getting severely bullied at school for my appearance, so bad to the point im considering dropping out and I wanna start fighting back at people so I created some insults, rate them scale of 1-10:

-you look like something I drew w my foot

-you're built like a cybertruck

-you look inbred, your parents are definitely siblings

-calorie crusader

-you collect calories like Pokemon cards (or insert thing they have a lot of)

-buffet bandit

-your build is unathletic

-triple chin

-so much space between ur eyes u could have a 3rd one

-you look pregnant

-you're built like the letter o

-you look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome

-6 feet horizontally

-you look like god speed ran ur face

I think I'm really bad it and wanna learn how to be good at it. Like bring someone to tears or smth. So like, how do you do that?

This guy talks mad shit about everyone and I can't think of any insults that won't get me cancelled

I like to tell people who deserve and fit it “you look like you love cheese”

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"Thanks for the compliment, I am an alpha male"

"But thats for idiots"

"Hey you said that, I didnt say I was an alpha" - Backpeddles slowly

Some people are just... beyond...

Pretty much what it says in the title. How to insult a flat chested chick who thinks she's some hot stuff despite not having any tits at all?

Direct this to a white female, have blonde bangs.

for a subreddit dedicated to insults I am appalled at how inoffensive it is to be here.

i was watching a video with my mum, her boyfriend and my two little sisters

the video was of my mum playing VR and my mum said: ‘god, i look fat in that’

my little sister (6 years old): ‘because you are’ she said straight away bluntly with no hesitation whatsoever

my mum: ‘geez, thanks’

If I wanted to KMS, I'd climb to your ego and jump to your I.Q.