/r/insults

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Insults. Plain and simple, you cum gargling fuckwit.

Welcome to /r/insults!

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  • These are insults, they are meant to be insulting and/or shocking.
  • Insulting each other in the comments is allowed, and even encouraged.
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  • /r/insults

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    5

    You do absolutely nothing and you still are doing too much

    0 Comments
    2024/03/28
    23:01 UTC

    6

    The funniest insult ever thrown at me!!

    I am a stay at home mother (26). I met this girl at my friend's birthday she was (20). She had a child too. We hit it of pretty quick. After a while I started realizing a lot of red flags in her parenting. some things very concerning. I brought up a lot of concerns to her intention. She didn't what I said. But she only through one insult at me then blocked me. The the insult was just so funny.

    It was:: " well your a horrible parent because you allow your daughter to play with play dough. Your disgusting for that".

    She then blocked me and I just busted out laughing at this. I can't believe that was the best insult she could through at me. If that is the only insult then I think I am doing really good at parenting.

    0 Comments
    2024/03/28
    16:43 UTC

    2

    Jake from State Farm is tougher than you

    0 Comments
    2024/03/27
    21:51 UTC

    2

    you singlehandedly make braincells an endangered species

    0 Comments
    2024/03/27
    00:10 UTC

    9

    whats a good comeback to say to a fat person who calls YOU fat

    basically the biggest person in the world just called me fat and i am losing it right now 😭😭

    6 Comments
    2024/03/26
    23:08 UTC

    2

    Your mama is so fat she was baptized at Sea World

    0 Comments
    2024/03/25
    02:58 UTC

    3

    ok

    I honestly think saying just "ok" is the best insult in history not only are you clearly showing that you don't think they are worth your time you are showing that they only think you are worth only one word not to mention how you can just say ok to anything so its a basic response like "no you don't get a response more than two letters" not like they would even say this as all they have to say is "ok" its even better then saying nothing meaning that you realize they exist but still do not give a single shit.

    1 Comment
    2024/03/24
    07:57 UTC

    6

    What is a good and effective insult to use on someone?

    My personal favorite to use "you look like your parents change the subject when your name comes up in conversation". Anyone have a good one?

    2 Comments
    2024/03/23
    12:54 UTC

    4

    You look like a staph infection

    0 Comments
    2024/03/22
    02:30 UTC

    1

    All denim fit

    My brother likes wearing jeans and a jean jacket with cowboy boots. What are some fire insults I can use?

    1 Comment
    2024/03/21
    14:56 UTC

    7

    My buddy and I have been competing in who can craft the best insult. Let me know if this is a good one to submit this week.

    For context, his last entry said my chest is so small Elizabeth Debicki stands next to me at parties and to stop overcompensating by shopping at the baby gap.

    "Fuck you, Shane. Your mom gave me a blowie in a Sonic parking lot in exchange for some tots and a reputable tailor. She was convinced all your shirts had loose threads hanging off the sleeves. I tried to tell the dumb broad that those are your arms but for the life of me I can't even convince myself that's true. Thanks for making me question my sanity with 'yer Salvador Dalí painting you call a 'body'."

    8 Comments
    2024/03/20
    19:02 UTC

    7

    What should I say to people who call me fat?

    I heard someone call me fat today and it didn't make me feel good, especially since I'm really trying to lose weight.

    17 Comments
    2024/03/20
    00:36 UTC

    3

    The difference between you and me is I decided not to fuck a chicken but you decided not to fuck a chicken again.

    0 Comments
    2024/03/18
    12:30 UTC

    2

    I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit out more intelligent words...

    0 Comments
    2024/03/18
    00:04 UTC

    3

    Your mother went with your father to get milk

    1 Comment
    2024/03/17
    21:34 UTC

    1

    Insults for a really bossy ass Grandma lady who is completely in love with herself enough for the world

    I want some insults for a 65-year-old Grandma type lady who came to clean my house one day and thought she was just going to run things. She was telling me where things were going to go and what was going to happen and all kinds of bossy ass stuff. on top of it, she was so egotistical. Every five minutes she kept telling me that once I got to know her I was going to be in love with her. She said you know that Show everybody hates Chris, well everybody loves Roslyn. And she just kept on and on and on with it and would not pump the brakes on the self-love fest. I am all about self-love, but I am not all about someone talking about themselves so much that they are trying to convince me of their indispensability, but it sounds like they’re trying to convince themselves.

    3 Comments
    2024/03/17
    12:54 UTC

    1

    You sound like if assholes were a mobile task force

    0 Comments
    2024/03/17
    04:23 UTC

    3

    You're about as appealing to me as wet shit on a pancake. 🥞

    0 Comments
    2024/03/17
    04:08 UTC

    0

    Boy, if you don’t get your squiggly diggly inch worm looking head ass the fuck out of here

    0 Comments
    2024/03/17
    00:17 UTC

    2

    You're not a complete idiot you are missing a few screws

    2 Comments
    2024/03/15
    07:03 UTC

    1

    Need help dissing two ugly bitches on live lmk

    Need help dissing two ugly bitches on live lmk My pregnant wife and I are having trouble with these annoying ass Littles who talk mad shit but my wife wants me to stay neutral I wanted to flood their current live with people calling them names I can give yall ammo lmk!

    11 Comments
    2024/03/14
    09:50 UTC

    3

    You are the goofiest goober.

    0 Comments
    2024/03/13
    23:24 UTC

    0

    Insult me. I need it today.

    I need some low down terrible stuff my way. Some info about me is I am a 21 year old with a crainiopheryngioma .My mom died to kidney failure from diabetes. Which she could've had the transplant if she stopped smoking. So have a field day with that. My dad turned to drugs as i stayed with him 3 years after. Went to live with my grandparents but they didn't want me there so I left after 2 and a half years. Now I'm staying with my aunt as I am now in a special needs group. No irrelevant yo mama jokes is all I ask.

    1 Comment
    2024/03/13
    20:11 UTC

    0

    A new insult I think I made

    I'm sitting here on my table with my pals. I said fuck me, after I got bested in a match of smash bros, and said "If you Insist"

    To this my other associate said, you wouldn't fuck him. To which he agreed. And I said I am the unrapeable..... Now it's a joke in our table that I am unrapeable and it is now an insult for us.

    0 Comments
    2024/03/12
    15:05 UTC

    8

    Doo doo head

    1 Comment
    2024/03/11
    12:56 UTC

    3

    You are not the father, and how could you ever have believed you were the father?

    0 Comments
    2024/03/11
    03:48 UTC

    2

    I'M GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS

    0 Comments
    2024/03/10
    21:11 UTC

    4

    It's not that you're popular or something that you're "allowed" to do all those things, it's just your retard privilege that grants you a lot of pity pardons.

    0 Comments
    2024/03/10
    16:08 UTC

    2

    Immigrants are taking jobs on social media and that’s why there’s too many rules

    1 Comment
    2024/03/09
    23:28 UTC

    0

    Jey’s bitch face

    likes tiny steak is not real man

    0 Comments
    2024/03/08
    23:37 UTC

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