Seriously, fuck you Adam. Go fuck yourself you fucking asshole.

I heard that one and couldn't stop myself from laughing.

Our family is doing a t-shirt swap this Christmas. Everyone brings the raunchiest tshirt they can think of, we draw them out of a bag and you have to wear the t-shirt you draw.

I need some ideas.

What's some insults like. You're as sharp as a bowling ball. Or You'd fuck up a wet dream

Reply if you want to be Insulted. (give a description of yourself so I can find a song to offend you)

*It's not my fault if you are seriously offended.

His last name is Baldasseroni and it fits him well

So i was talking to my brother and his friend we were having friendly fun arguments and I said something like "shut up you burnt French fry" my brother admitted that burnt French fry was a good insult do you guys have any other good insults

I work at a restaurant. The majority of my coworkers are young adults, like early 20 somethings. From what I’ve gathered, they’ve been there long enough that they’re kind of clique-ish. Most days, they just loudly complain about not wanting to be at work and make fun of the coworkers not in the clique over the head set, enough so that I would not be surprised if that’s why one coworker left. And then they complain about working so much, because people keep quitting. 🤔 One manager, refers to the coworker who builds the salads as “salad b*tch.” I also overheard two young women make a joke to a guy that his voice wasn’t low enough and he needed more testosterone to fix it.

I do have one insult for one mean woman. ‘Your jaw is so thick, you look like you can open aluminum cans with it!’ Let me know what you think.

Some guy just did a revenge porn on my friend. Since I can't beat him up, I want my words to hurt him.

Hi! I need funny but harsh insults for my friends. We have this thing where we compete against who’s insults are best! I have an insult drought, so could I have some ideas? Thanks!

Hi everyone.

I have a manager.

She is very narcissistic, and hates me, which is find , but all the employees hate Her but are too afraid because She takes advantage of the people with visas, She has so much power over them.

I call Her the Oompa Loompa because She waddles around the place and is short.

I would love to come up with a name or anagram that if She hears Me saying She would not it understand.

As almost of the employees get a giggle at the name, but if I was heard calling Her that I may get fired.

Can anyone help?

It’s just a tiny bit of fun to help many have a little laugh!

More like sham a llama ding dong in your ass.

Dork.

Were the same age and would get compared since kids. She was the pretty one when we were children, then me for a large amount of years because she started having unhealthy eating habits and became obese. Now she’s 22 and is getting slimmer after an operation. We’re all very happy for her and she had enjoys events more now since she likes her looks now! But whenever someone compliments her, she remember to elbow me, make a joke on how she’s the pretty one, and generally put me down. It does not give a good feeling, I know it’s not a joke. It was never a competition from my side and I never called her any names or made her feel ugly. I need a good insult which isn’t too forward/mean but backs her of. “You only remember pretty after getting an operation done?” Is the one one that comes to mind.

She never used to put me this directly. It would always be “she did you’re” “he said you’re” bit not directly “I’m prettiest now”. She’s nice and will lean her head on my shoulder in public, cooks for me sometimes, is sometimes very sweet or very mean. So I tend to not share much with her neither am I bffs or anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs8WRDZ8bQs&ab_channel=HellaDumbEntertainment

My friend and I spent the night at our other friends house. During this time my friends older brother was watching the football game, as i’m watching the tv I ask him “ so what’s your favorite football team” as i turn to look at him my other friend said “ idk maybe it’s the teams hat he’s wearing “ sarcastic like. I obviously didn’t realize, but him and his mom started to drag it out. His mom said that I was “as green as grass” and that my new nickname is kermit. I believe she was poking fun at how oblivious or slow I was being but in that moment it did hurt my feelings a bit. She then said she was only exaggerating and clarified that there’s just a certain innocence about me. Maybe I overthink, but when people say that I don’t see it as endearing or a compliment. I see it more so as deeming or belittlement especially as a 22 year old.

But you went to the barn and fucked the sheep

You wouldn't have enough gas to fill a piss-ants go kart to do a lap around a cheerio

Edit:

If your brains were gas you wouldn't have enough to fill a piss-ants go-kart to make a lap around a cheerio.

I'm very fucking grateful for a reddit dumb fucks can say what they think about other idiots in a hopefully funny way. Glad I found this silly shit :)

What are some backhanded insults you can come up with. "things that sound like insults but are compliments!". Not backhanded compliments

“2?”

“No.”