/r/JokesPrompt
Post one line prompts for a joke and the users will try to finish the joke.
Doesn't matter if you are a quickwit or just an admirer of witty comments this is the place for you. Post one line prompts for a joke and the users will try to finish the joke.
Eg: you may post somthing like " whats green and says i'm a frog?" And the users can try their hand at making it funny. Like " A talking frog".
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Are you sure you want to become a programmer ؟
19:19 UTC
19:09 UTC
Is this funny?
I had a dream that i died and went to heaven. I met Jesus, complete with Birkenstocks and flowy hair down past his butt crack- typical white Christian Jesus. Everyone is drinking wine and having a good ol' time- except for this random man next to me. "I'm Jewish, and this is an Easter celebration." Jesus overhears and says "Oh Lordy- I must have messed up my invitations!"
15:03 UTC
funny jock
please watch my video
09:55 UTC
Oh My Goodness, this pervert internet "friend" (note that quotation mark, huuuuuge emphasis on that shit) of mine LIKES ME!!!!!
or he's INTO ME!!!!!!!!!! huraaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
that means everything is okay
and it'll never be a problem at all
wow
guys if you think you're about to get into some shit, just confess your (fake) love to any person, girl, gay, trans, etc. doesn't matter.
marry it, and you'll be pardoned.
23:49 UTC
Because piggy thinks she can disguise herself in tiny blanket.
Her gigantic farts can be heard from here. Stop even trying... seriously. LOL
19:18 UTC
Cosby
Cosby is lured into the courtroom by a kindly older prosecutor. "I thought he was going to show me his briefs" sobbed a shaking cosby!
02:59 UTC
Parking Tickets
So the other day I went to the supermarket, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
09:37 UTC
Knock knock
Knock knock. Who's there?
Howie. Howie who?
11:31 UTC
According to the CDC
There is now research on...
20:56 UTC
One Day a demon escapes from the underworld, he glances over at a cafe and says to himself...
02:29 UTC
An apple and a banana are sitting on a table, talking to each other.
21:48 UTC
Three climbers are stranded in a blizzard
19:46 UTC
A football coach calls his team for an emergency meeting about cyberbullying...
22:14 UTC
Weekly Reverse Joke Prompt. Write sentences to which the best response would be "Definately her mother".
03:26 UTC
A walker runs into a bar...
01:40 UTC
How do you identify a redditor?
06:55 UTC
Hillary, Trump and John Cena walk into a bar...
19:05 UTC
Solar flairs are...
20:15 UTC
So a catgirl walks into a bar...
03:30 UTC
Alright kid, babies come from...
04:31 UTC
Why can't jet fuel melt steel beams?
09:10 UTC
How did the yoga trainer die?
12:43 UTC
[Repost] How many catgirls does it take to change a lightbulb?
06:16 UTC