"mesa horny" whispered jar jar sliding off his skin tight speedo as his massive dong popped right on out like a throbbing beige torpedo

i got on on my knees and tried to squeeze it all between my lips

as he put his hand behind my head and thrusted with his hips

"dis is nutsen" moaned sweet binksy as he blasted out his load

well what can i say im just a slave to jar jar bink's chode

I think I may be the only one left after the systematic wiping out of all Rose haters by the Disney corporation in the year 2025. The release of Episode 9 changed everything.

HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO

Lando is pansexual

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    INTERIOR, LUKE'S HUT ON AHCH-TO

  Rey walks through Luke's possessions
letting her hand fall across them loosely.
She smiles at a Porg as it rubs up against
         her leg like a cat.
    Luke appears as a Force Ghost.

Luke: Sorry, Rey. I was kind of a dick
when you first came here wasn't I?

Rey: Why were you so cold?

Luke: Don't worry about that. I was poorly
written and Disney's balls have dropped off
to fan pressure and a deafening demand for 
safe utopic fan fiction. The truth is, I'm 
your father, and your real name is Mara Jade.

  Luke uses the force to levitate a saber
  hilt hiding under his bed. It ignites to 
      reveal a bright pink blade.

4TH OF MAY BE WITH YOU!!!11

Star Wars just never made any sense until Rogue One fixed every single problem and am I the only one (I probably am) that thinks the prequels would be amazing if only we got Dexter Jettster's backstory that explains the huge PLOTHOLE of where his 50s diner comes from?

Team Rey Skywalker all the way.

Anybody?

It makes sense to turn her into an unstable confused young woman who turns to the darkside in Ep8 and then redeems herself like 2 hours of movie later in Ep9. There's would be so much pathos and conviction in the plotline. It could be like really bad PMS or something.

Alright so we know from the beginning of the movie that Jyn is in possession of a Kyber crystal she wears as a necklace. It's a well known fact that Kybers radiate midichlorians; this confirms that Jyn is a Jedi. At the end of the film we see Jyn and Cassian vaporize in the DS's laser. But this is an obvious red herring because it was hinted many times throughout the film that Jyn would be appearing in Episode VIII (like when she saves that child in Jedha City or when she bumps into Dr. Evazan). And remember, Gareth has probably spoken with JJ before and we all know what JJ did with Khan. Alright so lets compile all this evidence:

• Force senstive
• Is for sure appearing in VIII
• Gareth = JJ

Still not convinced? Well check this: Krennic is a male. Snoke is a male. Krennic is Snoke. But wait, that would be too obvious right? Because there are so many blatant parallels throughout the film?

###YOU'RE RIGHT

Snoke is actually Chopper. When you rewatch the movie, pay extra attention to the shot with Chopper. If you listen close enough, you can hear him whisper: "I am Snoke." You know who doesn't like Snoke? Leia. Who's related to Leia? Luke. Jyn = Luke's wife confirmed.

I gotta say, I really loved how Edwards managed to tie all this stuff into his movie for us real fans.

Pretty sure I am don't think anyone else noticed it lol anyway dae else no there is a Rouge Two in Empire omg its so subtle maybe they could write a whole comic series and a book series about these Rouge guys but idk lol.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little meatbag? I'll have you know I graduated top of my production line in the Foundry and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Star Forge and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in space warfare and I'm the top HK droid in the entire HK production line. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this gakaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Holonet? Think again, fucker. As we holocall I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your ship is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, meatbag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, meatbag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chassis. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Republic Armed Forces and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. You goddamn meatbag.