/r/myevilplan

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/r/myevilplan is a place for evil doers to share their plans with other evil doers. Our goal is the conquest of the known universe

This community is for people to post descriptions of their evil plans and receive constructive feedback from other evildoers

Brainstorming posts are now allowed, although /r/evilbrainstorming is still an option

Posts that involve breaking U.S.A. law will be removed, this includes sexual harassment.

This subreddit is not your personal army. We will not brigade other subreddits and website or harass someones other online accounts

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If your plan is in retaliation, also check out

/r/PettyRevenge

/r/ProRevenge

/r/EscalatingRevenge

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/r/dumbevilplans

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Tell it to her husband?

My husband cheated on me with another woman. She is also married. They had a months long affair. Should I tell her husband?

6 Comments
2024/11/29
11:04 UTC

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What to do when your boy friend cheats

I’ve done this 3x now, and have given this same advice to a few others. Now it’s time to start my revolution.

When you find out your boyfriend is cheating on you, stay calm. Though it might be hard, satisfaction is better than revenge.

Wait until you go over to his place, and that you are alone. Send him to the store or something, to buy you a drink or tampons. Act like NOTHING is wrong.

Phase 1. Pull out your 24 raw jumbo shrimp and go to the nearest hollow curtain rod. Unscrew the top and pour em in, put it back like nothing happened and in a couple weeks the entire house is going to smell terrible and he’ll have no clue why! You can also take it a step further and put them in his car vents

Phase 2. Before he gets back, stuff all his nice clothes and shoes in your car, he likely won’t notice it because men tend to be a bit oblivious.

Phase 3. Confront him or ghost him. Now this is where you’ll need to have some form of video recording so you can make sure you stay safe. Please don’t confront someone who you think might physically hurt you, and if he does call the police. Ghosting him is a safer option, send a text and block him, change your number, do whatever.

Phase 4. my favorite part! Hand all his clothes and shoes out to the homeless! Not only are you doing a good deed, but you are also inconveniencing him completely. If he does try to confront you about the missing clothes, deny deny deny. Silent revenge is the best

Stay safe out there ladies and don’t lower your standards for some rat who claims he loves you 🫶🏻

5 Comments
2024/11/26
11:16 UTC

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I've stumbled upon a group of unscrupulous investors that strip equity from distressed homeowners....

I've talked to an attorney and the department of commerce. There's not much they can do to stop these guys or track down how many people they've harmed as they keep creating new llcs.

Theoretically if I wanted to make an anonymous blog posting the public information of the llcs and lawsuits associated with them them to warn the public, What precautions would I need to take to stay anonymous and avoid being sued?

3 Comments
2024/11/23
07:46 UTC

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Wanting to tell cheater's workplace he's been planning on quitting without notice in a couple weeks. Do I?? What are the possible outcomes of tipping them on that?

3 Comments
2024/11/22
05:08 UTC

4

Revenge on a neighbor with meticulous lawn

Got a crazy guy causing issues and getting away with it, but also loves his lawn more than his wife and kids.

I want to toss some Round up or grass killer on it one night... Something That salts the earth for a couple of years. I have a few chemicals in mind but haven't thought of a full proof delivery solution....

Ideally no sign of the delivery at all would be perfect. So while water bottles without lids or water balloons would work, I would prefer dead spots just come out of nowhere... Also hoping to be throwable, haven't check ed for cameras and definitely don't want to get caught running around spraying round up in lawn at 3 am and get shot at.

Any ideas evil genius's?

11 Comments
2024/11/20
16:32 UTC

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How to get someone fired

I'm making a new post because everyone was so distracted by what this guy did to deserve this, no one actually offered any ideas. SO does anyone have an idea of how to make a guy lose his job if all I have is his name and the company he works for? Everything I can think of would just make me look like a crazy ex, which I'm not, gratefully.

2 Comments
2024/11/19
18:52 UTC

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Update and need help

I recently posted in here about emailing the workplace of a girl (who's been awful to me) and informing them of her public inappropriate posts. I still haven't done it, but now I'm at my tipping point. She's now found my socials and phone number and has started sending me threats....is there anything you guys would look at doing for something like that?? Or should I just stick to emailing the company. I can't take that harassment anymore.

4 Comments
2024/11/16
06:38 UTC

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Help me get revenge on a racist bully

(Sorry if I use some school related terms incorrectly, I'm not native)

Racism has been a big part of my life. I've basically been bullied all my life, partially because of race and partially because of other reasons. At the start of last year someone who failed the previous year came into my class. Alright person at the start but he really became an idiot over the course of that year. For months now he's been provoking me by saying the N-Word, telling me he was gonna say the N-Word or just generally only addressing me with my race or other racist remarks. To put it simply I'm sick of it. I have to listen to this bullshit everyday and I really wanna get back at him. My previous plan was to just eventually outgrow him as he's currently a year older than me and intimidate him but that's too long term and doesn't seem like a good conclusion. Please keep in mind options like telling his parents would be a hit to my reputation and I don't wanna seem like a crybaby. I just wanna show him not to mess with me, thanks.

6 Comments
2024/11/14
21:26 UTC

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Out some homophobes

Hi, wanting to help a friend who was bullied by some straight girls for being a lesbian. All you need is a social media account to right some wrongs and hold some homophobes to account :)

3 Comments
2024/11/12
10:49 UTC

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Advice and options

I've been with my childs father since 2022. We known one another since childhood due to our mothers being mutual friends. We just recently started dating n then planned our life n had a beautiful child. However. This dude is fkn evil! Whole time cheated n has hid it good! He has had mutual women during my pregnancy. He's been abusive mentally n after it started getting physical bc he likes to pick fights n he'll provoke me my flicking his hand in my face corner me or tower over me. Not guna lie there was times where I was the aggressor due to our arguments. I am not proud of allowing this to come out of me. I've restrained myself multiple times after he has done this. However now he has women photos hopping my face on their photo posting it online. Pretty much trying to ruin my life. I'm a recovered meth addict. I was sexually abused as a child and this really affected my life as a youth. I am not proud of being promiscuous during those years. However I've come to understand myself my addiction ext thru rehab. Now these ppl r just bringing up all my flaws n destroying me. I am officially 1 year postpartum this month. During my whole time of pregnancy n after he made it a point to mentally fk me. He is now threatening to take my daughter from me if I put him on child support. What is a way I can really get him. He's a coke addict drunk n is also a sex addict. I think he might b a narcissist as well. I've literally come to this. Please advice help and suggestions thanks.

1 Comment
2024/11/11
16:23 UTC

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Annoying toys for kids?

I was staying with my grandmother. My cousin (who I hadn't seen in 2 years, nor met her new baby) was coming down and wanted to take her out for lunch.

Normally if any family is at the house, we'd all go out for lunch. But for some reason my cousin messaged my grandmother saying she hoped it would just be them (for 'special one on one time' as they hadn't seen her in a year), and that they could see me at home after and that I'd understand...

While that's sort of fine, it was still very rude and pretty hurtful to be left out. Especially as I hadn't seen them for longer or met the new baby. And as I'm sure if it was any other family member then they'd have been invited. We always got on well and never had any issues (though my other cousins say her husband is a bit odd about stuff like that and spending less time with them too).

This was also to a noisy crowded pub, with 2 young screaming kids, and my grandmother is very hard of hearing - so not exactly great one on one time. But I was actually glad I didn't get the little gift I was going to buy for the baby with them leaving me out.

However with Christmas coming up, I do want to get some slightly petty revenge - a lot of my other family members are kind of mad about it and found it very rude too.

Repetitive, noisy toys always drive parents crazy - so what are some fairly cheap, but noisy, irritating toys that kids will love to play with constantly? And possibly a bonus - if taken off them will have a screaming meltdown?

One potential example is those microphones that sort of echo as you sing in them (though think I'd want something with music that really grates on your brain).

4 Comments
2024/11/11
10:34 UTC

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Hey Guys...Is this plan legal?

Hey guys, there is a girl who is out there trying to ruin my life. She is the new girlfriend of a guy I've been friends with for a few years. She wants me gone. She has been a huge bully to me and is trying to turn my friends against me. She is however online posting tik toks about her "drinking problem" in a glamorous manner. Laughing about it. She just started a job with a healthcare agency, and I want to maybe send them the videos saying they make the company look bad....Is that too far??

15 Comments
2024/11/08
23:42 UTC

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My attorney dropped my right before trial then put a full lien on my settlement and even the judge told him at the settlement hearing that he should drastically reduce it, but he's given me a list of demands to do so, and some seem far too ambiguous

I had an accident with a private tour bus company, where the driver pulled an illegal uturn on a two lane highway, hitting me almost fully head on, totaling my jeep. I had 3 surgeries and tons of physical therapy, and I'll never be how I was before. My attorney kept pushing me to go to more and more doctor appointments even after I said that I didn't want to but I listened to him. My total amount of bills were $369,000. It was a commercial policy with a $1,000,000 policy. My attorney amped me up the whole time telling me this will pay out significantly. I did the deposition, which he coerced me to say things that I didn't think happened, and I was nervous and followed his instructions like an idiot. Then I was cross examined by the defense's doctor, and he said that my injuries definitely came from the accident in his professional opinion. The driver admitted fault on police cams, and everything looked good, but then out of nowhere, my attorney dropped my case 60 days before trial and put a lien on my recovery for $79,000. With no attorney to represent me, and I couldn't find another one, despite interviewing over 30 of them, I went ahead and settled for less than the amount they offered me when I had the attorney. I ended up with a settlement of $125,000 but with his lien and my massive bills, I'm going to walk away in debt. I asked him to reduce his lien and he agreed to by 30k, but with the stipulation that I never go after him, and that I remove my negative reviews on him. In the letter it States that if he ever gets a negative review and suspects it to be me, I'm agreeing to the sum of $100,000 fine for slander. Is this even legal? I don't think I should sign this thing, and it seems very ambiguous since I cannot be responsible for reviews left by others. If anyone knows what kind of attorney I can hire to look over this and my case, please let me know. this whole process has been awful and I'm worse off now than before.

7 Comments
2024/11/07
00:55 UTC

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Need revenge ideas on a cheating boyfriend

Been with my boyfriend (41M) for almost 2yrs - he's been cheating the entire time. He's lovey-dovey and affectionate, and otherwise everything I'd want from a partner, but he's a sex addict and I feel has no remorse.

I need ideas on revenge.

We don't live together, so it makes it a bit difficult. I was thinking of scratching all of his most valuable records & video games, slashing 3/4 tires, posting every screenshot I have on socials for friends to see...but I feel like some of these are too tame. What else can I do?

I have a few potential password combos for his logins for different platforms, but none confirmed.

19 Comments
2024/11/04
16:14 UTC

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I need to humble my best friends bullies

I am in highschool. My friend used to date this guy from her class and she got caught talking bad about her classmates so now no-one likes her in her class and her ex boyfriend broke up with her and got with her best friend. Everyone thinks theyre the cutest couple in the school and worship them. But her classmates bully her every single day and she even tried to off herself because of it. Her classmates being stubborn and hostile still continued to bully and criticize her every single day at school. Whenever she gives them a reaction the bullying gets worse. The shit talking happened a long time ago its been years since it happened. I truly think that they should forget about what happened. I understand if they cant forgive. At the end of the day theyre in the same class theyre stuck with eachother and they should try to keep good spirits in the class. Everyone at my school knows that me and my best friends are good friends. Unfortunately i got in the same class as her ex boyfriend and ex best friend. They give me dirty looks whenever i speak in class and they would always find a way to somehow piss me off during class. This really pissed me off so now I need to think of a plan to put them in their place and not bother me and my best friend. It would be great if adults give advice. PS her homeroom teacher is aware of her classmates bullying her and so are the parents.

2 Comments
2024/11/04
15:08 UTC

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They killed my puppy

So two months ago people didnt like the fact that i like animals more than humans.They called me a psyhopath for loving animals more than all of them by using my mother. My mother threw the one month old puppy on middle of road to die. I was so angry at her i didnt want to talk with her and and all she cared about is "what people will think" i yelled at the people saying i dont give a f**** what they will think.My moms boyfriend was very angry at me bcs i cared more about animal than my mom.How can i give them the taste of their own medicine? I cant believe that i was weak and didnt do anything but again he forced her to lie that puppy was okay when in reality they killed him on purpose

12 Comments
2024/11/01
22:53 UTC

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Need help getting revenge

This man(a child, really) called out an HONORABLY discharged veteran. He spread rumors that the vet had been dishonorably discharged and that he was a coward all because the vet is running for a position in his town. The vet has his paperwork and everything proving that the dude is a lying piece of scum. I have his number, so if you wanna help, please do

1 Comment
2024/10/31
04:44 UTC

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Need help with revenge on a generally bad human

Hi guys. I have a terrible person in my life and I need your help. This girl, S, has been ruining my life. She's been making friends with my friends and making them turn against me. Today was my breaking point. We're in marching band (S plays bass clarinet, I’m in color guard) and I was getting stuff out of my backpack. She put her leg in front of me to make me kick her - I moved my leg just in time, but I still grazed her leg. She stops, looks at me, and yells "WOAH. WAS THAT AN ACCIDENT OR ON PURPOSE BECAUSE YOU JUST KICKED ME!!!!" I told her it was an accident - not even that she tried to make me kick her. She then tells all my friends and they have to ask me and are surprised how different the sides are - this bitch said I kicked her knee (it was actually her lower leg right above her ankle) and almost knocked her over. This girl is very large. She's short and looks like jojo siwa in that one black fuzzy costume (iykyk). She cannot be knocked over. If she did, I doubt she'd able to get up. There might even be a big boom. She acts like sssniperwolf, as well as very self centered. She fakes a different mental health condition each year (tics, anxiety, depression, bpd, schizophrenia, sewer side all thoughts, body dysmorphia, and literally anything else you can think of). She's an attention seeker. Think over dramatic, self centered, and bully Karen squared. She accuses EVERYONE of saing her (they 10000% didn't), which is really hard for me since I was genuinely sad by someone else. I could complain ALL DAY about her - if you need more ask. Anyways, I need help. I've been looking for something that will a) be good b) she won't be able to prove it was me and c) might actually make her mad but there's nothing she can do about it.

This might sound mean but I've dealt with her for 8 years at this point and I’m done. Please, if you have any suggestions at all, tell me. Thank you so much.

Limits: she can't see me doing it and it's not something she can definitely accuse me of doing.

Update: thank you for your commments - they've really helped. I’m just gonna try my best to ignore her and go from there!

7 Comments
2024/10/30
00:41 UTC

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Long road trip with bratty spoiled niece

Gonna be giving my bratty 17 year old niece a long car ride out of state in a few days, it'll be in my brothers car but just us cause my bro needs to sort stuff out at work. She's extremely spoilt and demanding, my brother spoils her a lot, typical lil rich kid. On previous road trips she's always demanding we stop every 5 minutes for bathroom breaks, snacks, drinks and stuff. How can I make this a truely awful car ride for her?

3 Comments
2024/10/28
16:11 UTC

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I need advice

I'm a bad people, but there is someone that is worst than me. Someone that I hate so much that I will risk a lot of things to make him pay.

This person try to broke me after my breakup, I told me things like I was horrible and suggested that he would fuck her. For this context it's horrible but after all I wanted a break with my gf, I needed time to think. But then, I just discovered that he try to manipulate her. He said he is in love with her and that even if she doesn't love him, she will still fall in love with time. He try to tell her that he will kill himself, he try to manipulate her. He send photo of his scar. And the worst is that he is even telling her that I'm a manipulator and that he have proof when i never did anything and that he has nothing

I want to know what should I do, I need to show to everyone it's true face. I want to make him regret his actions. It's mostly taking place online, on a app similar to reddit. I'm leader of the community he is on but I don't want to just ban him, I want to be is worst nightmare until he quit by himself.

I know all this is just ridiculous. And for some maybe even stupid. But if anyone can help me make the perfect plan. I have some screen of his conversation, I have some proof of what he say to me but that it. I have a lot of is older post that can maybe tell me more about him but I don't know.

It's a horrible idea, I know. But I would still like opinion.

7 Comments
2024/10/26
22:36 UTC

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I need revenge on a co-worker

A co-worker that I had worked with recently was fired and through that process, we are discovering that they were doing some absolutely terrible things. I don’t want to go into too many details because I want to stay anonymous but will give a few examples. 

They stole about $2.5k worth of furniture from a homeless woman and her child (only one time that we know of so far), stole diapers, clothing and other necessities from our resource center to sell to their friends, and was dealing drugs to people who were recently sober in order to make money (I’m not talking just weed).

Although my company will most likely be filing a police report, I have a personal grudge with them as I had to personally deal with the aftermath of a lot of these issues and solve a lot of the problems they created on top of my already difficult and intensive work load. The co-worker in question thinks we ended things on good terms and that if we were to come in contact again, I would be friendly (keep your friends close and your enemies closer am i right). 

I want closure with them in someway and wanted to know if anyone had any good ideas. Although I would prefer to run them over with a car, I’m not a particularly violent person and not looking to do jail time over this. I also don’t mind playing the long game. I wanted any ideas that I could really just tell them to rot in hell and remind them they’re not a good person.

2 Comments
2024/10/26
20:54 UTC

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Someone pretending to be me on Instagram

I have for the life of me have tried getting this account banned. I and others have reported it so many times. They are using my pictures and other things that are NOT ME. What do I do!!

1 Comment
2024/10/25
04:52 UTC

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Best possible revenge against groomers?

I don't really have any way to make an intro, so I'll just be direct and to the point;

My boyfriend was groomed a couple years ago by two ex-friends, and I need to figure out how to get revenge on them. I've been thinking about this for years, but I've finally decided that these people deserve the worst. I don't want this to be traced back to me or my boyfriend.

This was all online, and I have very little ways of contacting these people as they are both inactive on the social media account that I've managed to find on alternative accounts.

How can I make these people's lives hell?

2 Comments
2024/10/25
02:17 UTC

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Give Me Some Advice For A Small Untraceable Act of Revenge.

My ex best friend ruined my life so now I want to ruin her’s just a little bit.
I met her at a retreat before school started so she and our friend group were really my Day 1s. The larger retreat group we had would do regular meetups and reunions. We were also both involved in the only play organization at our school (I had done it the first semester she joined the second). In our second semester she ghosted me out of the blue despite the fact that we planned on being roommates the next year. I found out that she had essentially dumped me as a friend and roommate when a rando DMed me saying they heard that I needed a roommate. I was super confused and when I texted her she sticked to her ghosting until about a week later when she texted me that her new roommate was none of my business and that our friendship was over. I said fine but we should at least agree to be cordial as we had the retreat group, the play group and mutual friends from said retreat. She said she never wanted to see or talk to me again and I never really got closure on the whole. She essentially iced me out from all these groups and had many friends unfollow me online (I’m now offline). I’ve thought of plenty of revenge plans and this seems to be something mild that can’t be traced back to me, I know she cares about Instagram likes and follows quite a bit and it soul hurt her if her account were shut down. So how should I do that? I know just reporting wouldn’t work.

edit: her account is public but she is not an influencer in any way

5 Comments
2024/10/21
03:35 UTC

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I cut ties with a manipulative person so he destroyed my friendship with my best friend. I've got some info on him, but need advice

So, I used to be friends with this guy who privately bullied me when our other friends weren't around (we are in our early 20s). He would bully me, gaslight me and trivialize my feelings to the point of insanity. I've got a list of the things he's said and done, but I'll just tell you the straw that broke the camel's back: He ended up calling my newly-pregnant sister a whore that even he could've knocked-up, but that she was too repulsive for him to want to.

Anyways, I talk with my best friend about the terrible stuff that's privately been happening that I was too embarassed to ever bring up with anyone else. My best friend says: "Yeah, he's volitile for sure, and I'll think about leaving too maybe..." I say: "It's gonna really hurt me if you stay, but I'm not gonna force you to do anything..."

I text everyone in the group a day later that I'm leaving the group because of this very toxic person (he's pretty much the ringleader). He's so good with deception and charm that everyone (including my best friend) now thinks I'm overly-sensitive and making things up just to cause drama. So now I've lost my best friend to a egotistical manic.

...

So here's the small amount of dirt I've got on this guy:

  • He drinks booze & smokes pot daily (no huge issue in my book, but we DO live in a red state where it isn't legal)
  • From time to time he does cocaine
  • I've got his address and phone number
  • I've got his parent's address too
  • He's got a tinder account and gets dates with women who are sometimes in highschool (yeah, he's that guy)
  • He's allegedly sexually assulted a frat "friend" of his in the fraternity showers, penis size harassment and all that (he's a small guy & likely pretty tiny himself, or he wouldn't be ridiculing others)
  • Oh, and he's a college dropout

I was thinking of getting him in trouble with the law possibly (weed and coke)... but idk. Or making a fake tinder account to lure him out somewhere and surprise him with something awful, I just don't know what. Any ideas would be fantastic, Thanks!!

7 Comments
2024/10/20
05:07 UTC

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Got caught up in a love bomb-y relationship shortly after ending marriage, and I'd like help making him feel as small as he's made me feel.

4 Comments
2024/10/18
05:05 UTC

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Revenge on scammer

Earlier today my wife was scammed while attempting to purchase something online. Since then, we have fortunately been able to get our money back from the bank, however I’m extremely petty and want revenge. I have every bit of information about this guy like full name, #, birthday, address, relatives names/numbers, etc. I’ve already signed him up for a few questionable sites, but I want to go much further. I’m open to any ideas on how to make his life hell. Thank you!!

2 Comments
2024/10/16
22:07 UTC

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Friend outed me and I want to get revenge.

I need to know a person who I can pay to have an instagram account banned, since that’s the only thing she cares about.

7 Comments
2024/10/16
21:21 UTC

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Any tips on how to get revenge using a phone number, home address, or email?

Long story short i need help on getting revenge on my narc mother. i'm currently expecting my first in my early 20's and i thought she would be there to lift me up, not dig me in a deeper hole. she took me off health insurance because i told her she was in the wrong. i needed that health insurance for me and my unborn childs health. i'm just completely enraged and utterly disgusted by her treatment towards her own pregnant daughter, any tips will do. i want to annoy the hell out of her or even expose her. whatever it is comment below.

Edit: so it turns out my mom didn't take me off health insurance and bullshitted about it. causing my dad to pay $300 a month on insurance that's not even going to be used now. i want to fuck with her mentally now this is absolutely enraging!!!

11 Comments
2024/10/15
16:46 UTC

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Insta account ban

There’s just one person that has been instigating and threatening me lot on Instagram, his account is @bustaker5 and participates in a lot of legal activity in this San Francisco area. I need a discord link to get a hack his account. Does anybody have any links?

2 Comments
2024/10/10
19:28 UTC

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