/r/myevilplan
/r/myevilplan is a place for evil doers to share their plans with other evil doers. Our goal is the conquest of the known universe
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Hey guys, there is a girl who is out there trying to ruin my life. She is the new girlfriend of a guy I've been friends with for a few years. She wants me gone. She has been a huge bully to me and is trying to turn my friends against me. She is however online posting tik toks about her "drinking problem" in a glamorous manner. Laughing about it. She just started a job with a healthcare agency, and I want to maybe send them the videos saying they make the company look bad....Is that too far??
I had an accident with a private tour bus company, where the driver pulled an illegal uturn on a two lane highway, hitting me almost fully head on, totaling my jeep. I had 3 surgeries and tons of physical therapy, and I'll never be how I was before. My attorney kept pushing me to go to more and more doctor appointments even after I said that I didn't want to but I listened to him. My total amount of bills were $369,000. It was a commercial policy with a $1,000,000 policy. My attorney amped me up the whole time telling me this will pay out significantly. I did the deposition, which he coerced me to say things that I didn't think happened, and I was nervous and followed his instructions like an idiot. Then I was cross examined by the defense's doctor, and he said that my injuries definitely came from the accident in his professional opinion. The driver admitted fault on police cams, and everything looked good, but then out of nowhere, my attorney dropped my case 60 days before trial and put a lien on my recovery for $79,000. With no attorney to represent me, and I couldn't find another one, despite interviewing over 30 of them, I went ahead and settled for less than the amount they offered me when I had the attorney. I ended up with a settlement of $125,000 but with his lien and my massive bills, I'm going to walk away in debt. I asked him to reduce his lien and he agreed to by 30k, but with the stipulation that I never go after him, and that I remove my negative reviews on him. In the letter it States that if he ever gets a negative review and suspects it to be me, I'm agreeing to the sum of $100,000 fine for slander. Is this even legal? I don't think I should sign this thing, and it seems very ambiguous since I cannot be responsible for reviews left by others. If anyone knows what kind of attorney I can hire to look over this and my case, please let me know. this whole process has been awful and I'm worse off now than before.
Been with my boyfriend (41M) for almost 2yrs - he's been cheating the entire time. He's lovey-dovey and affectionate, and otherwise everything I'd want from a partner, but he's a sex addict and I feel has no remorse.
I need ideas on revenge.
We don't live together, so it makes it a bit difficult. I was thinking of scratching all of his most valuable records & video games, slashing 3/4 tires, posting every screenshot I have on socials for friends to see...but I feel like some of these are too tame. What else can I do?
I have a few potential password combos for his logins for different platforms, but none confirmed.
I am in highschool. My friend used to date this guy from her class and she got caught talking bad about her classmates so now no-one likes her in her class and her ex boyfriend broke up with her and got with her best friend. Everyone thinks theyre the cutest couple in the school and worship them. But her classmates bully her every single day and she even tried to off herself because of it. Her classmates being stubborn and hostile still continued to bully and criticize her every single day at school. Whenever she gives them a reaction the bullying gets worse. The shit talking happened a long time ago its been years since it happened. I truly think that they should forget about what happened. I understand if they cant forgive. At the end of the day theyre in the same class theyre stuck with eachother and they should try to keep good spirits in the class. Everyone at my school knows that me and my best friends are good friends. Unfortunately i got in the same class as her ex boyfriend and ex best friend. They give me dirty looks whenever i speak in class and they would always find a way to somehow piss me off during class. This really pissed me off so now I need to think of a plan to put them in their place and not bother me and my best friend. It would be great if adults give advice. PS her homeroom teacher is aware of her classmates bullying her and so are the parents.
So two months ago people didnt like the fact that i like animals more than humans.They called me a psyhopath for loving animals more than all of them by using my mother. My mother threw the one month old puppy on middle of road to die. I was so angry at her i didnt want to talk with her and and all she cared about is "what people will think" i yelled at the people saying i dont give a f**** what they will think.My moms boyfriend was very angry at me bcs i cared more about animal than my mom.How can i give them the taste of their own medicine? I cant believe that i was weak and didnt do anything but again he forced her to lie that puppy was okay when in reality they killed him on purpose
This man(a child, really) called out an HONORABLY discharged veteran. He spread rumors that the vet had been dishonorably discharged and that he was a coward all because the vet is running for a position in his town. The vet has his paperwork and everything proving that the dude is a lying piece of scum. I have his number, so if you wanna help, please do
Hi guys. I have a terrible person in my life and I need your help. This girl, S, has been ruining my life. She's been making friends with my friends and making them turn against me. Today was my breaking point. We're in marching band (S plays bass clarinet, I’m in color guard) and I was getting stuff out of my backpack. She put her leg in front of me to make me kick her - I moved my leg just in time, but I still grazed her leg. She stops, looks at me, and yells "WOAH. WAS THAT AN ACCIDENT OR ON PURPOSE BECAUSE YOU JUST KICKED ME!!!!" I told her it was an accident - not even that she tried to make me kick her. She then tells all my friends and they have to ask me and are surprised how different the sides are - this bitch said I kicked her knee (it was actually her lower leg right above her ankle) and almost knocked her over. This girl is very large. She's short and looks like jojo siwa in that one black fuzzy costume (iykyk). She cannot be knocked over. If she did, I doubt she'd able to get up. There might even be a big boom. She acts like sssniperwolf, as well as very self centered. She fakes a different mental health condition each year (tics, anxiety, depression, bpd, schizophrenia, sewer side all thoughts, body dysmorphia, and literally anything else you can think of). She's an attention seeker. Think over dramatic, self centered, and bully Karen squared. She accuses EVERYONE of saing her (they 10000% didn't), which is really hard for me since I was genuinely sad by someone else. I could complain ALL DAY about her - if you need more ask. Anyways, I need help. I've been looking for something that will a) be good b) she won't be able to prove it was me and c) might actually make her mad but there's nothing she can do about it.
This might sound mean but I've dealt with her for 8 years at this point and I’m done. Please, if you have any suggestions at all, tell me. Thank you so much.
Limits: she can't see me doing it and it's not something she can definitely accuse me of doing.
Update: thank you for your commments - they've really helped. I’m just gonna try my best to ignore her and go from there!
Gonna be giving my bratty 17 year old niece a long car ride out of state in a few days, it'll be in my brothers car but just us cause my bro needs to sort stuff out at work. She's extremely spoilt and demanding, my brother spoils her a lot, typical lil rich kid. On previous road trips she's always demanding we stop every 5 minutes for bathroom breaks, snacks, drinks and stuff. How can I make this a truely awful car ride for her?
I'm a bad people, but there is someone that is worst than me. Someone that I hate so much that I will risk a lot of things to make him pay.
This person try to broke me after my breakup, I told me things like I was horrible and suggested that he would fuck her. For this context it's horrible but after all I wanted a break with my gf, I needed time to think. But then, I just discovered that he try to manipulate her. He said he is in love with her and that even if she doesn't love him, she will still fall in love with time. He try to tell her that he will kill himself, he try to manipulate her. He send photo of his scar. And the worst is that he is even telling her that I'm a manipulator and that he have proof when i never did anything and that he has nothing
I want to know what should I do, I need to show to everyone it's true face. I want to make him regret his actions. It's mostly taking place online, on a app similar to reddit. I'm leader of the community he is on but I don't want to just ban him, I want to be is worst nightmare until he quit by himself.
I know all this is just ridiculous. And for some maybe even stupid. But if anyone can help me make the perfect plan. I have some screen of his conversation, I have some proof of what he say to me but that it. I have a lot of is older post that can maybe tell me more about him but I don't know.
It's a horrible idea, I know. But I would still like opinion.
A co-worker that I had worked with recently was fired and through that process, we are discovering that they were doing some absolutely terrible things. I don’t want to go into too many details because I want to stay anonymous but will give a few examples.
They stole about $2.5k worth of furniture from a homeless woman and her child (only one time that we know of so far), stole diapers, clothing and other necessities from our resource center to sell to their friends, and was dealing drugs to people who were recently sober in order to make money (I’m not talking just weed).
Although my company will most likely be filing a police report, I have a personal grudge with them as I had to personally deal with the aftermath of a lot of these issues and solve a lot of the problems they created on top of my already difficult and intensive work load. The co-worker in question thinks we ended things on good terms and that if we were to come in contact again, I would be friendly (keep your friends close and your enemies closer am i right).
I want closure with them in someway and wanted to know if anyone had any good ideas. Although I would prefer to run them over with a car, I’m not a particularly violent person and not looking to do jail time over this. I also don’t mind playing the long game. I wanted any ideas that I could really just tell them to rot in hell and remind them they’re not a good person.
I have for the life of me have tried getting this account banned. I and others have reported it so many times. They are using my pictures and other things that are NOT ME. What do I do!!
I don't really have any way to make an intro, so I'll just be direct and to the point;
My boyfriend was groomed a couple years ago by two ex-friends, and I need to figure out how to get revenge on them. I've been thinking about this for years, but I've finally decided that these people deserve the worst. I don't want this to be traced back to me or my boyfriend.
This was all online, and I have very little ways of contacting these people as they are both inactive on the social media account that I've managed to find on alternative accounts.
How can I make these people's lives hell?
My ex best friend ruined my life so now I want to ruin her’s just a little bit.
I met her at a retreat before school started so she and our friend group were really my Day 1s. The larger retreat group we had would do regular meetups and reunions. We were also both involved in the only play organization at our school (I had done it the first semester she joined the second). In our second semester she ghosted me out of the blue despite the fact that we planned on being roommates the next year. I found out that she had essentially dumped me as a friend and roommate when a rando DMed me saying they heard that I needed a roommate. I was super confused and when I texted her she sticked to her ghosting until about a week later when she texted me that her new roommate was none of my business and that our friendship was over. I said fine but we should at least agree to be cordial as we had the retreat group, the play group and mutual friends from said retreat. She said she never wanted to see or talk to me again and I never really got closure on the whole. She essentially iced me out from all these groups and had many friends unfollow me online (I’m now offline). I’ve thought of plenty of revenge plans and this seems to be something mild that can’t be traced back to me, I know she cares about Instagram likes and follows quite a bit and it soul hurt her if her account were shut down. So how should I do that? I know just reporting wouldn’t work.
edit: her account is public but she is not an influencer in any way
So, I used to be friends with this guy who privately bullied me when our other friends weren't around (we are in our early 20s). He would bully me, gaslight me and trivialize my feelings to the point of insanity. I've got a list of the things he's said and done, but I'll just tell you the straw that broke the camel's back: He ended up calling my newly-pregnant sister a whore that even he could've knocked-up, but that she was too repulsive for him to want to.
Anyways, I talk with my best friend about the terrible stuff that's privately been happening that I was too embarassed to ever bring up with anyone else. My best friend says: "Yeah, he's volitile for sure, and I'll think about leaving too maybe..." I say: "It's gonna really hurt me if you stay, but I'm not gonna force you to do anything..."
I text everyone in the group a day later that I'm leaving the group because of this very toxic person (he's pretty much the ringleader). He's so good with deception and charm that everyone (including my best friend) now thinks I'm overly-sensitive and making things up just to cause drama. So now I've lost my best friend to a egotistical manic.
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So here's the small amount of dirt I've got on this guy:
I was thinking of getting him in trouble with the law possibly (weed and coke)... but idk. Or making a fake tinder account to lure him out somewhere and surprise him with something awful, I just don't know what. Any ideas would be fantastic, Thanks!!
Earlier today my wife was scammed while attempting to purchase something online. Since then, we have fortunately been able to get our money back from the bank, however I’m extremely petty and want revenge. I have every bit of information about this guy like full name, #, birthday, address, relatives names/numbers, etc. I’ve already signed him up for a few questionable sites, but I want to go much further. I’m open to any ideas on how to make his life hell. Thank you!!
I need to know a person who I can pay to have an instagram account banned, since that’s the only thing she cares about.
Long story short i need help on getting revenge on my narc mother. i'm currently expecting my first in my early 20's and i thought she would be there to lift me up, not dig me in a deeper hole. she took me off health insurance because i told her she was in the wrong. i needed that health insurance for me and my unborn childs health. i'm just completely enraged and utterly disgusted by her treatment towards her own pregnant daughter, any tips will do. i want to annoy the hell out of her or even expose her. whatever it is comment below.
Edit: so it turns out my mom didn't take me off health insurance and bullshitted about it. causing my dad to pay $300 a month on insurance that's not even going to be used now. i want to fuck with her mentally now this is absolutely enraging!!!
There’s just one person that has been instigating and threatening me lot on Instagram, his account is @bustaker5 and participates in a lot of legal activity in this San Francisco area. I need a discord link to get a hack his account. Does anybody have any links?
I have access to the group via a fake account and also know the local business she and her husband run. Not looking to do anything illegal or that I can get in trouble for, my intention is simply to piss her off as much as possible, for as long as possible.
Any ideas are greatly appreciated.
Basically I was censored and removed from a group when I asked her why they muted a conversation when someone asked why the taxes are so high now.
So, I'm a writer and I spend half my life in coffee shops. I just sit on my laptop for several hours doing work. Now, I don't go to the library because I am not looking for absolute silence. I like being around people, and hearing them converse with friends or whatever in the background. Having general ambient sound around me is totally fine.
Someone taking a casual phone call for a minute or two is fine too.
However, what I cannot fucking stand anymore are the people who are loud on their phones. Too loud. Or worse, when they turn on their fucking speakerphone and hold it away from their face and talk into. And we hear the voice of their friend on the other side from an awful crackly speaker that feels like it is cutting into my soul.
But, even if there is no speaker, just the people who take phone calls that go anywhere from 10 minutes to a couple of hours also drive me nuts. Getting only one side of a longwinded, drivelous conversation that I don't want to hear.
Or, hell, taking important zoom meetings that go on forever and ever.
(Storytime - recently, four guys in suits came into a small coffee shop I was using. They talked among themselves for ten minutes. I didn't think anything of it. Then, they each went to separate tables in the room, pulled out their laptops and headset microphones, and each started having a zoom meeting and were trying to sell shit to clients over the phone. I wanted to fucking scream after about 20 minutes of hearing 4 different zoom calls simultaneously)
Or, another thing I really hate, is people who think it is okay to use their phone (or their laptop) to start playing their own music or tv show or whatever.
I use earphones. No one hears a peep of what I'm listening to, yet people play their shit out loud in public as if that is okay. It doesn't even need to be loud. Just the fact that they have the audacity to play something out loud boggles my mind.
And the worse thing is, no one around us ever says anything to them. I feel like I am taking crazy pills and I shouldn't be annoyed by this if no one else seemingly is - but I am annoyed. Deeply annoyed.
I just can't take it anymore.
These selfish, arrogant, obnoxious twats fuck me over multiple times a day, and I am sick of it. What can I do to fuck them over too? Anyone got any neat ideas?
This dude ive been talking have a girlfriend. And i just find out her Instagram etc. So I want to fck him ip really bad 🤭 Pleasd scheme whatever, i have lots of screenshots, photos and even videos of him hahaha jerking off etc 😉
I had a good job. My team was amazing. My manager - not so much.
When my 6-month review/probation meeting came around, I was excited to share my results, initiatives, and general successes with the company.
The meeting began with my manager reading from a script, then presenting me with screenshot after screenshot of my computer - which is illegal where I live. (Neither my manager, the company owners, nor myself are from the country we are in.)
Accusations were made based on those screenshots, and let me tell you those accusations were a REACH. After 6 months of working with this guy, and REALLY fucking trying to be amenable, this ambush was a shock at first, but not all that surprising. He had wanted me gone for a while.
To clarify, the accusations involved me committing a negative action against a coworker, who I am friends with, and who thinks the accusations are ridiculous.
Anyway, I was fired, and it felt like a total ambush. Coworkers reached out to express their dismay. No one understood what happened, least of all myself.
My former manager has a side business, which, in all my research, is not properly registered in this country. I'm going to report him for tax fraud.
But most importantly - I want to disrupt his life and mess with him psychologically.
See, in my research, I discovered, from his own words, that he was once accused of a terrible crime and faced incredible punishment. So I searched his name and hometown.
I found several articles about a man with the same name, in the same city, who was a primary suspect, along with his father, brother, and their driver, in the rape and murder of their underage maid.
I've found the father, the brother, their wives, and their businesses.
The only thing I haven't found is a picture of the suspect with the same name as my manager. I need to verify that it's him before I can devise the plan, really.
The main issue is that when I google his name, it shows that results have been removed due to the EU "right to be forgotten." I've tried VPNs and proxies, but nothing has worked.
Help me find a way to get around this, find a picture of the bastard and match him to my manager.
* his home country is not primarily English speaking, so getting things from there is difficult.
My airtag said one of my cats was at my neighbors house for a few days. My cats almost always come inside when it gets dark out so this was a little weird. One of my cats has been on his property before and his wife brought him back to me. She said they had no problems with my cats on their property because they're all sweet cats and are good with her kids. I decided to go knock on his door and ask if he'd seen my cat, and when I got there he was acting really uncomfortable around me. I asked if he'd seen my cat over there and he said no. I pressed a button on my phone that makes my cat's airbag play a sound for about 5 seconds. I could hear the sound coming from beside me, and whej I looked over it was coming from a trailer covered in garbage and dead leaves. I asked him what that sound was so he reached in the garbage and pulled out a plastic bag with my dead cat inside. How can I get back at this Coward who shoots cats with big game rifles?
can someone help me get revenge on a scammer with their twitter username, phone number, and Venmo? they took $290 from and I’m annoyed lmao
My (26) younger brother (24) had Trisomy 21 Down Syndrome. He is very sweet and quiet and likes to make everyone happy and keep to himself.
Well we found out he went to see an escort when he came home crying. It took a whole hour just get words out of him.
Basically he went on a website to find an escort near him, found one he likes, went to meet up with her and instead of having sex they spent the entire time more or less buying stuff for her online. When the time was up she said he already spent his time with her and she had other clients. Then when he asked if he could see her again she made fun of him for his condition and even called him the r word.
I know some people here will tell me that he shouldn’t have been seeing a prostitute in the first place and it was our mistake for not watching him closer. And to those people I say you’re right. I should have. We called the credit card company and we will see what we can do from there. But the truth is I want to do more than just that, I want revenge.
All I have is this woman’s profile and her number. I could drop both of these on the post but I want to make sure I have a decent plan before that and think of something.
And to those willing, I need your help.
I have some very entitled coworkers one in particular is vengeful and manipulative. Also protected by the company owner. I don't want to be heinous and hurtful like this person but I want to do something annoying. What do you suggest?
Long story short, this guy borrowed some money from me to pay a small bill, like $60. He always asks me for money when he's short, and he always has paid it back. He said he was gonna pay me after getting his check at the end of the week. Except he went silent and stopped opening my messages on Snapchat. After a week or so of him ignoring me, I used a second account to add him. Lo and behold, he quickly adds me back and messages me. After revealing who I was, he proceeded to ignore me. The weird thing is that he's not even blocking me or anything. He was stupid enough to post on his story too. Obviously he's avoiding me.
I HATE people like that, abusing other people's trust and not keeping their promise.
I don't wanna associate myself with scum like that, and I wanna get back at him. I only have his Snapchat and cashapp username, as well as some pics of him. Any ideas?
I had a friend I used to be friends with back when I was 14. Let’s call her Val. Val and I were close, and then covid happened March 2020 and our 9th grade year continued online up until 11th grade. I switched to an online school and Val and I drifted but still kept each other on socials. Things were pretty chill until one day I checked my instagram message requests and her bf tried hitting me up. I told her and ever since then she’s been secretly against me even tho i never responded to him and she’s still with that guy. she randomly started accusing me of talking shit about her on other peoples anonymous snapchat q and a’s. (send its). Basically somebody kept replying to her friends saying “Val talked shit about you” and other stuff with stuff Val apparently did say about her. I told her I don’t even talk to her anymore neither did I have that friend of hers added but she was mad and still said it was me even though she had no proof. Then she became weird and we found out her bf was actually her best friend’s bf and she stole him from her. Then she gave my friend bedbugs by inviting her to a sleepovers back and forth and not telling her she had bedbugs while knowing, and my friend had to throw out every furniture item out from how bad it was. Then she started making fake accounts to talk shit to me constantly on instagram.
Apparently her mom and her got kicked out of 2 apartment complexes because she would sneak her boyfriend in and the mom hated him and had to call the cops since he wouldn’t leave and they can’t find a house or apartment anymore. now they live with the grandma. I also know the instagram accounts are hers because when i reset the password to see, it’s her phone number last digits and email letters, the exact ones on her real account.
Her bf still stalks me on instagram and has slept with multiple girls and she blames every girl for it instead of her man. Shes 19 now, I’m pretty sure still living with her mom and grandma, I know she has a car and job but not sure what kind…she has nothing on those public records sites because her name won’t show up but she also has a mugshot for drugs from last year. her bf has a few warrants because of drug charges but no public record on any public data base sites. Val also only has one instagram account with 4 followers and a snapchat account. Not sure if she has any others. I would love to get some kind of revenge since she’s made over 100 instagram accounts just to stalk me, and I can’t private my page since I use it to promote stuff for business. Any advice?