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For getting help brainstorming evil plans.

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Please do not post finished plans. Those go to /r/MyEvilPlan

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How can I convince British university to reverse their refusal to let me remote study?

How do I change British university's mind? I don't want argument or debate. For privacy, I don't want disclose more detail. Mine isn't a science or medicine course, so less reason to study this on campus. I started remote study in Oct. 2021.

Their refusal unnerves me, because university's Health Centre is overwhelmed. It takes months to book one appointment. I heard from friends they can see you just at most twice each term. I prefer my psychiatrist who knows me well. My parents want me stay at home so they can care me.

Other reasons for remote study

I didn't mention these yet, because they feel less persuasive.

COVID is rebounding in Britain. Londoners ignore mask rules. “Face coverings must be worn for the full duration of journeys on the TfL network, including inside our stations and bus stations,”. This anti-mask makes me so anxious! But is this baleful enough to convince my university?

I want save money from studying from home, rather than rent expensive accommodation. I'm low income.

We are responding to your request for remote study for 2022. As stated in our email to all students, the faculty prefers students to study on campus starting from January 2022, except those with exceptional circumstances that prevent them from returning.

Thank you for providing your psychiatrist's letter to explain your relevant circumstances, namely your Major Depressive Disorder for which you are taking antidepressants. We are deeply sympathetic to your depression. We recognize the COVID-19 pandemic has exacerbated mental health, particularly for anyone with psychiatric illnesses.

Nonetheless we are unable to accept your request. The university has a Health Centre with psychiatrists who are very experienced in and has regularly dealt with psychiatric illnesses. We have confirmed with the Health Centre that they are happy to schedule you for regular consultations upon your return. They also confirmed that the NHS covers your antidepressants for a very nominal fee. Therefore there is no sufficient basis that your Major Depressive Disorder prevents you from returning to campus.

4 Comments
2021/11/04
08:29 UTC

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Quick question...

What is the safest way to get a kid (white, straight, male) suspended or expelled from a school. This guy is harassing this girl my friend knows, and my friend being the idiot he is wants to fist fight the guy. Now I don't need to explain why that's a bad idea, so now I turn to you. How do I deal with this kid before my single brain celled friend does?

3 Comments
2021/09/24
00:53 UTC

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obnoxious roommate

so I have a roommate who unexpectedly quit their job one day promising all would be taken care of and they would find one soon. no big deal, it’s not my business until it is. I have had to cover this roommate on bills which put me in a crappy situation, they refuse to clean up after themselves or help clean, help themselves to other peoples things and it’s been quite some time and they still haven’t found a job. the most annoying part is they “have the money” to drive far away to see their s/o and expect us to watch the cat and still haven’t paid me back. the last straw came when my stuff started to go missing and they admitted to hiding it to another roomie. so, I need some help Im ready to be petty, i’ve already started signing up roommate for random telemarketing but I want more. give me some annoying roommate pranks to help me show that I won’t be fucked with anymore.

3 Comments
2021/09/12
21:47 UTC

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Need Some Suggestions for Ex & His Homewrecking New GF

I have her mobile number and home address. Unsure what to do, however, as I have no idea what her schedule is or when exactly she'll be home, so I don't want to be on the property. Any suggestions for long distance, hands-off shenanigans?

5 Comments
2021/09/06
02:40 UTC

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Where can I download, for free, this leaked Instructor's Solutions Manual to "Introduction To Mathematical Statistics" (2018 6 edn) by Larsen?

This Instructor's Manual must've been leaked, because I downloaded the first 15 pages of it as a PDF from https://testallbank.com/product/introduction-to-mathematical-statistics-and-its-applications-6th-edition-larsen-solutions-manual/.

But how do I download the whole PDF freely?

2 Comments
2021/08/28
18:29 UTC

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Without revealing my identity, how can I get my mall's racist, anti-vax, but cunning General Leasing Manager fired?

Objective

  1. To protect confidentiality, I don't want to disclose any more detail. The General Leasing Manager ("G") MUSTN'T know that I'm the one trying to get him terminated. Your solution must be legal and workable.

Reasons

  1. My mall's General Leasing Manager ("G") is in charge. I've known him long enough to infer his racism and anti-vax. But I don't have admissible evidence, because he's cunning enough not to incriminate himself! He slyly sticks to [dog whistles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whistle_(politics\)), and Aesopian language.

  2. His Deputy Leasing Manager ("D") is much nicer. I want G sacked so that D can replace G.

  3. I'm Caucasian. G has never leased a shop to any blacks or Asians. When they ask why, G hides behind this generic response

Unfortunately, we have no availability for your brand at the moment. We will write to you again should there be availability consistent with our mall's trade mix.

4 Comments
2021/08/21
22:25 UTC

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Some website sold me a fake puff bar. When I tried to get a return the owner told me to “kiss his ass”. I know his name and email. Any ideas

4 Comments
2021/08/07
21:24 UTC

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Dogs went through a whole in fence and got into neighbors backyard. Neighbors let them out and I still haven't found one of my dogs.

What can j do to make their life hell with the lowest chance of me getting any charges?

7 Comments
2021/07/03
01:37 UTC

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He fucked my wife. I only know his full name and the city he lives in. What can I do?

9 Comments
2021/06/28
09:06 UTC

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get revenge on a girl!! HELP

OK so I want to get revenge on a girl who has made my life MISERABLE.

Back story: In 2020, On Valentine's day she told my boyfriend she tested positive for Chlamydia and she TOLD HIM TO NOT TELL ME!!!!! My boyfriend ends up telling me towards the end of our date night and honestly it ruined our first valentines back together. I come to find out him and this girl had a thing before him and I. We both went to get tested and it came out negative. They used to be super close friends and he broke off their friendship. Now in March I started recieving weird # phone calls, I answered one and a girl's voice asked " Is this *****" and it was my name and I instantly recognized her voice so I hung up, I wanted NOTHING to do with her. I've always felt bad vibes towards her and I didn't like her much since she was always very distant whenever I came around. I started receiving text messages saying how my boyfriends dick was small and how i'm such a slut, even emails telling me to go kill myself and im worthless. My boyfriend even got a text from her boyfriend at the time harassing him saying he knew where he lived and he needs to put me in check. Till this day I have no idea how she even got my # or email. This kept happening until up in March, she posted on Instagram how I've been harassing her and I've been messaging her everyday to kill herself and it led to people actually sending me death threats and threats that i was going to get beat up all by her friends. I made a post like this one on my instagram even posting receipts of everything to clear up my name but I still want her to feel what I felt.

I found out her email through a mutual friend, any tips on what I can do??

4 Comments
2021/06/25
00:24 UTC

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How can I get the person answering the phone to confirm, nonchalantly, if someone lives there?

I'm uncertain if Dan Smith lives at the address with phone number (123) 456-7890. If I dial that number, how can I get the callee (person answering the phone) to effortlessly confirm if Dan lives there, without arousing any suspicion?

Obviously I can't ask

Are you Dan Smith?

or

Does Dan Smith live at your address?

Because then the callee can infer that I don't know if Dan lives there.

3 Comments
2021/05/25
13:23 UTC

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any ideas on nasty revenge on cheating toxic tinder slut lier ex gf lol

Hi so i was in a relationship that had some trouble last few months and i even ended up being in a rehad in a state of heavy mental breakdown being guilt tripped by my now ex gf that i loved a lot but accidentaly i got into her instagram and found out all that she was cheating on me since a lot of time and was shittalking and doing shit and uh so what could i cook up having her social media info/mail/shit and a lot of her nudes and screenshots of her nastiness uh

5 Comments
2021/04/20
16:50 UTC

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Annoying an annoying fake e-mail subscriber via his phone

My friend has a Gmail account with a short name which is constantly used by others to sign up for things. Since many companies do not ask for confirmation, he often needs to cancel subscriptions to avoid getting spammed.

Now, one of the most annoying companies is Jio, apparently an Indian mobile operator, which never asked for confirmation but sends him e-mails every now and then. He can't simply log in as the phone user, since it asks for an OTP sent to the phone.

So, every now and then, he asks for some OTPs, so that the real user will get an SMS, and hopefully get annoyed enough to change his (fake) e-mail address.

Still, it hasn't worked yet. So we're trying to come up with creative ideas to annoy the phone user so that he'll change the fake e-mail address.

For instance, he thought of signing into Grindr-like services, so that the phone user would start receiving some unsolicited messages from hunky males; but it seems to need the actual phone for that.

Would you have any creative suggestions? We don't want to harm the phone user, just convince him to use a real e-mail address that he actually owns.

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2021/03/10
20:37 UTC

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dude owes me money (a lot)

i know his address and he has a car, ive been thinking about fucking with brake lines or something. Anyone have any ideas on how i can fuck this POS over?

7 Comments
2021/03/08
13:52 UTC

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How can I get a Twitter account taken down fast?

Like the title says. Anyone know of an easy method? Buying followers? Botting? Anything? I'm open to ideas!
Has anyone done this before?

4 Comments
2021/01/26
02:15 UTC

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How to get revenge on a neighbour who robbed me?

I live next door to a nightmare of a person. When she first moved in she invited herself over a lot, I didn’t think much of it, I thought she just needed a friend. Then one day I caught her red handed taking a $100 bill out of my purse. I caught her in the act and she still denied it was her, then when I asked her to leave she said I was crazy and that she was going to call child services on me because people were sound drugs in my house with my daughter in then next room (the only person who ever has done drugs in my house was her- which I found out after because she told someone we both randomly know) I have a record and the ministry has always been involved in my life. I am clean. My whole world is clean. But the second someone brings that into question - the ministry is here searching my house up and downZ which is exactly why happpened. She also messeged my boyfriend who is in the navy and overseas at the time that I was cheating on him, dealing drugs, etc etc. Which thankfully he didn’t believe. The other day, I came home and discovered my place had been robbed. My perfumes were gone. My good makeup, someone drew all over the photos of my daughter that were framed, some of my clothes and purses, and someone opened a can or two of tomatoe soup and poured it all over the carpeting. I rent btw. Oh and don’t have renters insurance. I know it was her, but I have no way of proving it. And unfortunately, she knows things about me that would not be good to have poured out if she takes revenge for me Going to the police. I went revenge, I want her evicted, but I don’t know how without also incriminating myself and my daughter.

3 Comments
2021/01/20
08:46 UTC

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Where to get an email without a phone number?

A local enemy of mine has political aspirations... He loves talking about law and order, and being squeaky clean, but he's also got a quiet arrest past that his daddy got him off of. And a mugshot.

So I want to publish his mug shot places anonymously, to replace his glamour shots, However having a lot of trouble getting an email without using my own personal phone number. And then I need an email to post photos to reputable places.

Anyone know where to get an email or temporary number? I tried some of the quick numbers but emails have figured them out.

5 Comments
2021/01/08
16:50 UTC

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Would you just let this go?

Few days ago, my ex informed me that someone (cunt bag of a mentally ill landlord that I used to rent a room in her home) stopped by his friends house (i used to live at the friends home) and dropped off shit that I informed her I am not taking with me since it's not mine, but during my move, that cunt kept insisting i take the stuff bc she doesn't want to pay garbage stickers to have it taken.

I ignored her explanation, told her i'd come back for it but didn't. It's been two months since i have left that cunts rent a room. Somehow, this cunt found out where I used to live, took a chance and dropped off the stuff to the house I used to live in years ago.

The friend of my ex accepted it (maybe because he knew me and the cunt prob made up a story on how I must've forgot the shit)

It fucking pisses me off how this cunt went this far to pull that shit just so she wouldn't have to pay for a fucking garbage sticker to have it taken.

Mind you -- this cunt has issues.

  1. She almost evicted me/threatened to evict if I flushed toilet paper down the drain (her logic: i'll ruin her pipes if I do) I live in U.S.

  2. Told me to always save her utility bills and use the bare minimum.

  3. Kept my belongings that require electricity (like fan, mini fridge) in her garage so that I don't rack up her electric bill

  4. Told me to clean up her sons pet shit if it bothered me so much

-- so much more.

Not sure what revenge is best since her house is covered with security cameras. Fucking bitch.

I sent her a mature, text stating I will report her to the police/people I know will also report her if she ever steps foot near that area, then blocked her as her stupidity is just fucking annoying and will make me more mad.

The fact that she somehow found out where I used to live is what ticks me off, instead of just donating the crap. She doesn't work. Keeps on whining about how she's disabled. Lol.

5 Comments
2020/12/20
16:17 UTC

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This person has attempted to catfish me five times

They keep coming up with new profiles and usernames but it's the same gorram person attempting to catfish me to get nude pictures. Three of the attempts have been within the last week. They are highly recognizable because they keep using the same fake profile pic and the same pick up lines. I know some other women who didn't recognize this catfish in time and ended up sending nudes to this individual. These nudes ended up widely shared and posted. I think this person is just mass messaging everyone they think might be vulnerable and hasn't realized that they've already messaged me multiple times before. I've already told them off more than once and gotten two of their profiles banned but they won't stop.

So looking for inspiration on how to take them for the most unpleasant ride of their life.

8 Comments
2020/11/16
10:01 UTC

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How can I convince someone, by email, to disclose his classmate's name to me?

From my security camera, I have the picture of someone who was acting suspiciously. He keeps dropping by my home. I need to know his name.

I know he went to a certain university. Some people in his graduating year have websites and their emails listed publicly. One of them is a real estate agent. What's the most convincing way to ask these people by email to tell me that guy's name?

2 Comments
2020/10/24
03:24 UTC

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My Resident Evil 3 Remake walkthrough was deleted

I was recording a blind walkthrough for the RE3 Remake

  • Standard difficulty

  • Four hours of footage in total

  • Only died twice. Once to the spiders, and once to the giant head

  • I ran out of ammo before the first boss fight, and killed Nemesis with a handgun

  • Destroyed Nemesis during the second boss fight using the mine rounds on the buildings

  • As Carlos, ran out of ammo again, and killed zombies in the hospital with a knife

  • During the final boss fight, I didn't get hit once

All in all, I think it was a decent run. I never played the original and thought my experience would be interesting

So, my older brother wants to play the game. He can't because I have too much footage on the console. What does he do? Log into my account, without my permission, and delete the entire walkthrough

I asked him what happened to my footage, he was like "I needed space. I thought you were done with it"

It would have been easy to transfer the data if he had told me beforehand, but he didn't consider asking me first

9 Comments
2020/04/16
17:08 UTC

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How can I convince Hong Kong multi-billionaire commercial landlord to reduce rent?

I run essential business in Hong Kong. I lease 900 sq. ft. for $15K USD/month. My lease expires in Sep 2022. My landlord is CKAH (Cheung Kong Asset Holdings). Their after-tax profits were 30 billion HKD in 2019, and 41.6 billion in 2018. Owner Li Ka-shing's net worth is $30 billion USD. I'm RILED!

In June 2019, the pro-democracy protest started and crippled business. I requested rent reduction, but Chief Manager for Leasing refused. In Jan 2020, when COVID-19 struck, I again asked for a rent reduction, but Chief Manager for Leasing again refused. They didn't answer why they can't reduce, when other HK commercial landlords have.

Any ideas to convince them please? I'm just trying to stay alive.

Mall landlords — major property developers, such as Henderson Land (0012.HK) and Sun Hung Kai Properties (0016.HK) — have slashed February base rents and some have extended the cuts to March. But retailers say this is still too much to bear.

2 Comments
2020/04/05
03:37 UTC

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I'd like to join r/myevilplan but I can't contact anyone

5 Comments
2020/01/28
05:15 UTC

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How can I find out from Reddit and Internet the name of a man in a photo?

My sister died by suicide with no advance warning, and my family still wants to learn more about her reasoning.

We can't puzzle out the name of a man in his 20s who appears in a picture in her diary. She describes how important he was, but she never named him. We've asked around, but not even the police know. We think he can shed some light on her mental state. We live in the U.S.

We tried Google, Bing, TinEye, Reverse Image Search, but nothing at all!

Where can I upload that picture and ask if anybody recognizes him? Which sub-reddits? Or are there other websites? Thanks!

8 Comments
2020/01/26
06:08 UTC

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Revenge for account takeover

Okay so this might sound a bit sad to be "butthurt" over... But here's the thing, someone got access to my social club account, witch had a gamertag that I've been using for years... Pretty attached to that one.

This dude comes in, changes my email and password. Then deletes an "important" crew in GTA V and removes all my friends (some I could only contact through there). But he then also changes my gamertag to complete his takeover I guess....

Dude moved quick tho, I've found out within 20 minutes and immediately started the recovery procedure ( only granting my account back, can't reverse any of the damage)

So now I've only got his email address( "f_farid_ff@mail.ru" ). Anything I can do to get a bit of revenge on this asshole?

4 Comments
2020/01/21
19:32 UTC

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Email flood revenge

My arch rival keeps sending me annoying emails! Is there any service I can use to flood her email?

4 Comments
2020/01/15
05:23 UTC

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Rude offended boomer told me I have no friends

And now said imaginary friends are reviewing his business which was stupidly connected straight to his business page (he is a contractor) here is a copy past of his messages straight to my inbox before blocking me like a coward

Wow.. you are HUGE! Anything original on our page but regurgitated memes created by others and selfies? No body shots you'll notice. Self-esteem and self-worth down the toilet? Yeah. 😂

Keep troweling on the eye make-up and posting selfies. That mask doesn't really hide your true inner pain, does it?

Anything.. Tons O' Fun? Or just trolling posting laughing emoji's on FB because you're such an introvert (play more video games... keep eating) that you can't converse intelligibly or generate an original though of your own.

Notice... no one likes all your selfie face pics? No friends either?

Yep, all this from a businness page! Any more ways I and my very real friends can show him that I can be vicious 😂

I can post his business page in comments but I will not until a moderator says that it isn't against the rules.

1 Comment
2020/01/09
19:55 UTC

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How do I sabotage a top load washer?

5 Comments
2020/01/03
10:03 UTC

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Evil woman gave my phone number out instead of hers and now I get spammed all the time

I have her name (maybe), and her address, and I contacted who I think she is on fb and asked her to stop giving out my number. It stopped for a while and started again recently. With having her name and address, but no phone number, how can I give her a taste of her own medicine?

6 Comments
2019/12/25
16:25 UTC

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Looking to get revenge on a friend of about 7 years

For more details on why this guy deserves it, feel free to ask. I also made a really long post with more details on another sub if you don't feel like asking me.

Friend of mine, we'll call him Terrence, confessed his feelings to my ex girlfriend multiple times in the 2 1/2 years we were together, tried to break us up (according to others in our friend group), and never said anything to me. We have broken up recently, but that had nothing to do with him. He's kinda... insignificant(?) romantically and sexually. I have been a great friend to him for years, avoiding several girls I wanted to get with just cause he liked them, and he once told me I was the reason he didn't kill himself. He was a dramatic teenager, but he has repeated it over the years. We've known each other since high school. He's done shit like this for a long time and other friends and I are kinda sick of it. He has, for this and many other reasons, what i like to call the "Protagonist Mentality."

So my idea for revenge is simple, but I'd like to hear other suggestions. Currently, I'm fresh out of a long term, unhealthy relationship that got me overweight and poor. I've been losing weight and making money fast. I give it 2-3 months, assuming i slow down quite a bit, before I am once again an attractive and financially stable guy. He just stopped obsessing over some girl, and it usually takes a few months between girls. These things will probably happen around the same time. So I wanna bang or date the next girl he obsesses over. They're almost always very pretty and pretty cool, so I'm not worried about having to fake attraction. And when he obsesses over a girl he REALLY obsesses over a girl.

Does anybody think my idea is boring, too much, or too little? Does anybody have suggestions to modify or change it completely? I don't want to do the mature thing and cut ties with him for two reasons. Our friend group would be awkward, and we play DnD with him as the DM. I don't wanna find another group yet.

Edit: side note, does anybody know how to get into r/myevilplan?

8 Comments
2019/12/25
01:55 UTC

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