/r/AntiJokes
Jokes that aren’t jokes
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What we appreciate:
Anti-jokes (they tend to start like regular jokes but lack a punchline).
Original content or trying to provide a source.
Good behavior and following reddiquette.
What we don't appreciate:
Regular jokes (punchlines, puns, etc).
Reposted anti-jokes (take a look at what's already been posted).
Bad behavior and spam.
What is an anti-joke?
From Wikipedia: Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value.
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/r/AntiJokes
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What did the interrupting cow say to the felon?
before they can finish saying what, interrupt them and say "my ass".
06:37 UTC
You say tomato.
I can't hear you.
06:36 UTC
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his pupil who was using the wrong utensil at meal time?
Please use the soup spoon for this dish.
04:51 UTC
The opposite of love is not hate.
Well, it kind of is - unless you want to be all fancy pantsy, beret-wearing, loving-the-smell-of-my-own-farts about it.
16:09 UTC
Earning 1.000.000 on a job is like winning 1.000.000 on the lottery.
You get 1.000.000.
15:31 UTC
Why doesn’t a extractor fan light up?
Because its not a light
14:18 UTC
Which ship can weather any storm?
It's friendship.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
14:09 UTC
Two cannibals are sitting at a table and one turns to the other asking, “does this taste funny to you?”
The other replies, “It tastes normal, but lately I’ve been morally conflicted over my food preferences.”
11:35 UTC
What do you call someone who is scared of sporks
Sportkphobic
10:59 UTC
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and asked for some grapes.
The man running the stand screamed out holy fuck, a talking duck, I’m goin to be rich.
10:41 UTC
Why did the boss end the meeting early?
He had to poop.
03:43 UTC
One from my father around 35 years ago: what’s the difference between an airline and a baker?
An airline has scheduled flights; a baker makes loaves.
01:44 UTC
Did you Know
Did you know when a pot of water laugh, it can actually determine the perfect moment for embrace a pinch of salt while cooking pasta? This is also why cats prefer to sit on warm laptops!
23:49 UTC
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So it was YOU!!
23:43 UTC
What's the difference between a rhino and a tiger
One's a rhino and one's a tiger.
My 11 year old came up with this and he is incredibly proud of it
23:16 UTC
What do you call a seagull flying over a bay
A seagull, it's still a seagull
18:17 UTC
A clown decides that he wants to be circumcised, so he starts looking for a clown mohel.
The clown places an ad on Craigslist: “WANTED: Clown mohel to perform circumcision. Must be qualified, experienced and devout. Serious inquiries only. This is not a joke.”
04:57 UTC
the sigma gets gyat consistently
Livvy dunne refused to fanum tax reception gosh it darn it
02:44 UTC
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I’m allergic to flowers, achoo!
05:12 UTC
What are spiders most afraid of?
Dying alone
00:18 UTC
A guy came up to me and said, "Hey girl, you want your interior redesigned"
He came to my house and recommended I change my couch and my wall paint
15:17 UTC
Knock knock
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana”
“Ok come in”
14:41 UTC
What's black and white and red all over
Some users on this sub who think in black and white and get steamed up, red in the face even, over antijokes they don't find unfunny
12:20 UTC
If I do everything that I will do
I will do something
10:59 UTC
What's black and white and red all over
An Oreo cookie unfortunately filled with blood. Please, for your own safety, do not eat the cookie or attempt to halt the cookie's bleeding. Call a trained cookie healthcare professional and pray. Please pray for the cookie.
22:47 UTC
What’s black and white and red all over?
A black and white box covered in red paint
19:07 UTC
Did you hear about the two-legged man?
Apparently, he didn't do so well in school, but he still managed to climb the corporate ladder. And when he finally retired, it was with a pretty decent pension. They used to call him Jimmy Three-Legs on account of him not having three legs.
18:32 UTC
If I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have
I would be counterfeiting
18:20 UTC
Why did the building fall over?
Because it wasn’t constructed properly
07:39 UTC
Why did everyone want to be frank?
Frank had a very easy life and has literally everything. He should share something, that greedy politician.
03:12 UTC