/r/AntiJokes
Jokes that aren’t jokes
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What we appreciate:
Anti-jokes (they tend to start like regular jokes but lack a punchline).
Original content or trying to provide a source.
Good behavior and following reddiquette.
What we don't appreciate:
Regular jokes (punchlines, puns, etc).
Reposted anti-jokes (take a look at what's already been posted).
Bad behavior and spam.
What is an anti-joke?
From Wikipedia: Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value.
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An American, German and Italian walk into a bar...
They were just looking to have a good time.
20:50 UTC
What's red and sticky?
Shit with blood in it
19:48 UTC
A man walked into a bar...
and was immediately disqualified from the limbo contest.
18:39 UTC
Why do geese fly in a V?
Because it's too hard to fly in a K.
05:51 UTC
Why did the woman fall down the stairs?
She had an aneurysm while standing at the top.
19:48 UTC
What’s it mean if a man has big hands and big feet?
He wears big gloves and big shoes.
19:46 UTC
I try not to worry but I end up worrying about not worrying.
20:02 UTC
What did the redneck say to their Asian waiter?
“Can I get the bill please?”
14:04 UTC
How do you tell everyone at work that your wife is expecting a baby?
Shut up. I don’t have time for this crap.
06:09 UTC
When geese fly in a V shape, one side of the V is always longer than the other. This is because
there’s more geese on that side
06:02 UTC
What nationality is also a verb?
Polish
21:18 UTC
What won't Meat Loaf do for love?
Multiple things all of which are outlined in the lyrics of the song
20:24 UTC
What were the kleptomaniacs last words?
“Goodbye everyone”
18:11 UTC
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family
17:46 UTC
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
06:44 UTC
For Thanksgiving this year my father is planning on making this meal one to remember
He’s really stressed though, please give him some support.
20:48 UTC
What do you get when you cross a man with black goat?
Bestiality
19:35 UTC
I want to tell you about my friend.
He's Mike Brady, from Oceanliner Designs.
19:12 UTC
A German man, an Italian man and a Japanese man all meet in a bar
“This is awful familiar to me” The German man says
“Mark we meet up here every week” The Italian man says
“Why are we speaking English?” The Japanese man says
16:03 UTC
What did the German husband tell his wife?
Probably something in German.
15:52 UTC
How many mechanoids does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Twelve. And do you why? Because they're so stupid!
04:31 UTC
How do you call an old deaf man?
Phone. He won't hear it but you can still try. He's actually been kind of depressed lately you might want to check up on him since he mentioned wanting to see you.
19:17 UTC
Why did the cat fall out of the tree?
BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!
18:01 UTC
Why didn’t the acrobat want to date the fat woman with no legs?
Because he was gay
17:01 UTC
What’s a necrophile’s favourite movie?
I wouldn’t know
15:48 UTC
What’s brown and sticky?
Mud
14:18 UTC
I’ve been beat on, kicked on, insulted to my face,
The whole bleedin’ world thinks I’m a bleeding disgrace😭
00:56 UTC
Correctly place a semicolon in the following sentence: The president ate the chickpeas.
Trick question. There is no semicolon.
22:26 UTC
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office
And he says "Doc, I go to work every day for Grigory Ilyinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Grigory Ilyinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness."
The podiatrist says: "Holy shit, a talking animal!"
21:51 UTC
I asked my wife what that scar was on her shoulder
“Skiing accident”
18:55 UTC