What changes if this happens around Easter of 1916??

To end this joke, Nasa renamed Uranus Urectum. The planet will now have its new name and every reference will be replaced by Urectum. The joke will disappear.

He still speaks and thinks in Mandarin, but he just says the equivalent of what Pooh says and knows nothing meaningful to being a strongman. What happens to China?

What changes in human history as there are now half/human half/horse creatures running around from prehistoric times???

What happens if Russia finds oil on the moon??

So Christianity assumes Yeshua Bin Nazareth's father was the Abrahamic god. What changes if Jesus's father is not God, but Satan, meaning he is literally devil-spawn?? He still has the same powers and stuff for reference.

What changes in Russia now that the guy is effectively immortal as long as he doesn't go out in the sun, stays away from wooden stakes and drinks the blood of Russians to survive?

What changes now that Taylor Swift can now summon animals to do her bidding?? Given she is now a Disney Princess, her pet cats can speak British English and are smarter than regular cats. She also has a belief Travis Kelce is her true love and is willing to marry him on TV. Her antagonist is Kandiss Taylor(failed candidate for Gov. of Georgia), who is an evil hag who thinks Taylor serves the devil. How is her career affected, given that she's already a singer, now that she has magical powers?

What if things in the '"Bastet" Mariah' story arc took a very different turn in the end where Joseph tries a last plea but Mariah doesn't refuse despite finding Dio Brando more attractive than the old man and that Mariah doesn't suffer a crushing defeat. Instead it ends well, leading to a possible affair that Joseph's wife Suzi does not know about?

Who would the child be? What would the child look like? Since if the child can be a protagonist in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure anime series, what would the name of the part called?

What changes if she ends up magically becoming the nominee and replaces Biden who is no longer the Democratic nominee? This is magical and nobody remembers that she wasn’t there.

How does Saudi Arabia get handled after they turned Jamal Khashoggi into a Hollywood vampire?

What would change if none of his actual policies changed but he was now the first Mormon to rule Russia?

How well would she have done in the Democratic Primary against Hillary or Sanders?

What happens if the Second Coming occurs late in antiquity??

How would divine aid in the form of angels help the Northern cause defeat the Confederacy and how would reconstruction go?

What happens if, around the time Ireland has its Easter Rising, Jesus lands on Ottoman ruled Jerusalem?

On December 31st 1999, shortly before taking power, Putin has been bitten by a vampire and will rule Russia by biting the country’s metaphorical neck?? What changes about his reign if he is a stereotypical Hollywood vampire instead of a human?

What would aliens think if they landed on Earth during a zombie apocalypse and humans were rare?

What changes if Zimbabwe now magically has nuclear weapons?

What if the Western Front now has stereotypical Romero era zombies in the trenches due to some kind of chemical gas?

What changes if an alien fleet lands on Mars and is shown to be mining minerals. To make matters worse, it is also literally 9/11.

He can still talk and speak in Spanish, but he now rules Venezuela while looking like a giant raccoon. His personality is exactly the same.