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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Most things posted are exaggerations of a Muslim's day to day life.

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RULES:

1. Be Civil: This is a Muslim run subreddit, maintain good adab (manners/character). Don't swear. Treat everyone well, Muslim or otherwise.

2. All Posts Must Be Islam Related: Just because something is funny doesn't necessarily make it Islam-related. Additionally, Arabic =/= Islamic. Memes about parents being strict =/= Islamic. Islam and culture are very different things. So much so that if your post implies that "white people" can't be or are not Muslim, then it will be removed.

3. No rebosts: It is disliked to repost memes on this subreddit especially if your intention is to milk some karma out of it. Reposting for the sake of the meta is a different issue which the mods will have to decide whether to keep up the post or not.

4. No Screenshots from MEMRI TV: Without this rule, we get flooded with their posts.

5. No NSFW Content: This is not a NSFW subreddit, so think real hard before posting anything inappropriate. Most, if not all, get removed, and you will be permanently banned.

6. No Shia/Sunni/other hate: There's a difference between satire and insults and some jokes placed find themselves entering a realm of hate for certain beliefs in Islam. Whether you're Muslim or not, this sub is not meant to be antagonistic to Muslims, so any posts or comments that seem to attack Muslims will be removed and put the user at the risk of a ban. This includes beliefs that you don't agree with.

7. No Blasphemy: In efforts to remain a halal form of humor, we are not allowing blasphemy on this sub.

Mocking God - ban

Mocking His prophets - ban

Mocking His book - ban

Mocking the angels - ban

Mocking Islam - ban

Facetious remarks regarding these could lead to a BAN

Simply depicting these things could lead to a BAN

Note: although depicting shaytan and jinn is not classified as blasphemy, we will also be removing posts including depictions of them

8. Translate everything you post: If you post something in Arabic, llama, or any language, always translate it to English. We have a number of members of this sub that would enjoy your content, but simply don't understand it. Not following this rule makes your post subject to removal.

9. No Debating! This is hardly the place for a real debate about Islamic jurisprudence. Or anything, really. Too many people are trolling for you to get any accurate information from most posters here. We recommend heading to /r/islam or /r/Shia if you have questions pertaining to actual Islam. Even inciting a debate could potentially lead to a ban. Don't debate.

10. No Identifying Info Posts or Brigading: Don't target any subs and downvote or otherwise attack them for whatever reason. When posting to other subs, either cross-post or create a no participation post. If anyone's username is in a submission that could potentially lead to this sub upvoting or downvoting them en masse, the post will be removed. This applies to any form of social media or post. Always block out identifying information, whether it's a real name or username.

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426

Me after being influenced by progressive Muslims

25 Comments
2025/02/02
13:54 UTC

872

Why is my cat stopping me from praying is he stupid?

40 Comments
2025/02/01
14:48 UTC

386

Only non-Syrians support him, because they didn't see his thugs writing "Bashar is God" on walls

25 Comments
2025/02/01
12:26 UTC

655

🤯🤯

28 Comments
2025/01/31
18:46 UTC

95

Build Something Meaningful for the Ummah!

Salam everyone! 🌙

I’m working on an app designed to benefit the Ummah in a real, impactful way. To make sure it truly helps, I need your feedback!

I’ve put together a short survey (just a few minutes!) to understand what Muslims actually need in an app. Your input would mean so much and help shape something that could benefit many, Insha’Allah.

👉 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeYpewsMj6d0DMV4PCgLj7zcRP3FOaA_OF9xDANL0GBZYgtwQ/viewform?usp=header

(The questions out there are just a sample to get a general view, but what the app hides is awesome stuff, i promise)

Jazakum Allahu Khayran! May Allah reward you for your time and efforts and make Duaa so that Allah bless all our work to be as needed and super helpful. 🤲💙

3 Comments
2025/01/30
10:34 UTC

544

The struggles of living in the West... who else can relate? Gotta stay strong!

52 Comments
2025/01/29
08:36 UTC

342

Doesn‘t matter, the important thing that they do what you shared

Salam. I assume many fall into this, but the nice thing is that if only 1 did what you shared, you’ll take 2x good deeds!! So yeah it’s still nice. Don’t target for views, just make your Niyyah to benefit the Ummah

15 Comments
2025/01/26
18:47 UTC

729

This sub has an anti-Indian racism problem

Assalamu 'alaykum all,

Whenever the topic of Hindu extremism/zionism/islamophobia comes up, there are guaranteed to be comments insulting race and/or language.

This subreddit, posters and lurkers alike, is wholly responsible. This may sound like a generalization, but it is a fair generalization based on months, if not years, of observation. Prevalent racism against Indians is upvoted, unlikely to be called out, and even less likely to be reported.

When prompted, the people who make and enable such comments say the intended target is a particular ideology. Yes, after mocking the race and language of their Indian Muslim brothers and sisters, they claim not to be mocking their Indian Muslim brothers and sisters.

You wouldn't use black pejoratives to target a particular black group, you wouldn't use asian pejoratives to target a particular asian group, so don't use Indian pejoratives to target a particular Indian group.

In other words, behave yourselves or I will give you a taste of my shoe.

88 Comments
2025/01/21
14:30 UTC

438

Rizz or Rizq?

8 Comments
2025/01/19
18:41 UTC

792

Almost every single time

22 Comments
2025/01/18
23:31 UTC

596

Bros 2 last braincells fighting for 3rd place.

10 Comments
2025/01/17
21:50 UTC

524

I become a yapper because my Rab is Al- Samee (the listener)

4 Comments
2025/01/13
03:18 UTC

1,697

Is it just me?

81 Comments
2025/01/12
11:32 UTC

674

Stay away from Innovations in Islam (Biddah)

62 Comments
2025/01/09
12:28 UTC

415

I love Arabic.

40 Comments
2025/01/05
17:09 UTC

300

Don't forget

4 Comments
2025/01/03
13:27 UTC

541

That’s right Doodles.

20 Comments
2025/01/03
12:48 UTC

317

"I don't follow a madhab, I only follow the Quran & Sunnah"

91 Comments
2025/01/02
22:07 UTC

335

The bots are everywhere.

11 Comments
2025/01/01
12:02 UTC

668

*Happiness noises*

20 Comments
2024/12/31
18:51 UTC

51

Brothers, I just bought this console, it's apparently new but it just doesn't work. Whenever I turn it on a message appears on the screen denouncing the presence of ashari jurisprudence books in the room and calling me a "mutazilite". Any tips?

11 Comments
2024/12/29
10:00 UTC

544

for the southeast asians

44 Comments
2024/12/26
14:49 UTC

997

No brozzer.

15 Comments
2024/12/25
20:30 UTC

136

sorry

13 Comments
2024/12/25
09:14 UTC

328

alt-righters and MAGA hats really like chicken tikka masala

35 Comments
2024/12/25
18:41 UTC

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