This subreddit is for scenarios such as when:

• You find a Satan/Satanism-related meme on Facebook, Tumblr, etc. Because, you know, Satanism automatically equals metal.

• Your odometer/Reddit karma/score in a video game/licence plate/whatever contains the number "666", and you just have to screenshot/take a photo of it. (Faking such images is both acceptable and encouraged.)

• You, or anyone else, makes a serious post to /r/MetalMemes, ever.

• You think that the band Emmure has any redeeming features whatsoever.

• Yov see the term "metal" (or, preferrably, "heavy metal") being used in reference to things like actual metallic elements, and not metal music.

In other words, it's basically /r/SummerReddit, but for the metal svbs.

Rules

1. If you are a false, don't entry, or you'll be burned and died.

2. It's ALL metal, and fuck the elitists.

3. You must act like rules 1 and 2 don't blatantly contradict one another.

4. The Earth has a metal core; therefore, it is false (see rule #1). However, it is also trve, because it is all metal (see rule #3).

5. Yov must act like I didn't just contradict myself again.

6. All posters must mock /r/metal and /r/metalmemes, all the time, forever.

Chvgs Subreddits of Interest

• /r/chvgs
  
• /r/corejerk (it all metel)
  
• /r/djentychvgs
• /r/ealspacewhales
  
• /r/falsemetal (oxymoron - all metal is trve)
• /r/Goatcifer
• /r/Im14AndThisIsCreepy
  
• /r/Im14AndThisIsWTF
  
• /r/InnerJerkMusicians
• /r/kvltcoin
• /r/KvltDadJokes
  
• /r/metal (a.k.a. /r/circlejerk)
  
• /r/metaljerk
  
• /r/metaljerkdating
  
• /r/MetalMayMays
  
• /r/metalmemes
  
• /r/onlykalechipsarereal
  
• /r/particlejerk
• /r/progmetaljerk
  
• /r/ShitTheFalseSay
• /r/SlammingGoreGroove
  
• /r/TalesFromTheTrve
• /r/TrueMetal
• /r/TrveKvltAnarchists
• /r/VargDidNothingWrong
  
• /r/VVhalechvgs