/r/progmetaljerk
A place where we go to worship our God, John Petrucci, and where we bow down to the sophisticated genius of Prog Metal!
How to be a successful progger.
Prog metal is the evolution of musical expression and experimentalism in rock.
All other genres suck. Only prog is good music.
4/4 is banned here.
Tool is not prog. Anyone who disagrees isn't a true music fan.
Talent = Technical Skill. Technical skill = Prog.
Stress how open minded you are. State that you like all music, besides pop, rock, techno, rap, trance, electronic, blues, and all their subgenres.
Never lend prog metal CD's to mainstream pop fans. They're too dumb to know what true music is.
Prog metal is intelligent music for intelligent people.
Only bands you like are prog. Any bands you do not like is not prog, and therefore sucks.
Petrucci is God.
Other poseur subreddits!
/r/PowerMetalJerk (Our inferior and mortal enemy.)
/r/progmetaljerk
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How do I get into Dream Theater?
I'm not sure where to start, should I listen to some of their music? How do I do that? A friend said I should check them out on Spotify, what's that?
11:02 UTC
Covered Mastodon's Blood and Thunder :D
13:56 UTC
Matt Halpern, the Neil Peart of this generation
15:32 UTC
DAE Purryfurry?
08:06 UTC
Periphery - Periphery
07:53 UTC
Periphery
07:42 UTC
It's all hardcore, guys.
02:51 UTC
Candlemass are death metal.
18:34 UTC
What do prog fans think of this widely reviled non-prog band?
18:47 UTC
DAE Breaking Benjamin with chugs = prog metal?
09:38 UTC
Children Of Bodom are the greatest progressive black metal band in existence.
19:28 UTC
NEW HAKEN ALBUM HAKEN RELEASED A NEW ALBUM I REPEAT THERE IS A NEW HAKEN ALBUM AND IT'S PROG AS FUCK THERE'S LIKE ELECTRO BITS IN IT AND STUFF IT'S CALLED AFFINITY
I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED LISTENING TO IT YET
09:15 UTC
What god of prog music would make the most intellidjent emperor of planet earth?
05:04 UTC
Most people nowadays...
Most people nowadays only listen to (c)rap and po(o)p. Listening to \m/etal hearkens back to the glory days when sophisticated gentlemen like us listened to deep and complex music, classical music, not all this chaff about fucking b*tches and liking boys. Really, it's because we're more intelligent than most people. :/ but don't try to tell the brainwashed masses that ... they think us metalheads are "weird" and "crazy", when really they're just not educated in the way we are.
05:37 UTC
So my 11 year old sister impressed reddit today (100% trve story)
I was jamming some Pull me Under today, and since it's Thanksgiving, my family was listening with me. Mom asked why my music was so weird, and before I had a chance to answer, my 11 year old (8/10) sister said "GTFO, scrub, its too complicated for you"
09:43 UTC
<--- Number of more birthdays John Petrucci will have. Hapy Birthda
16:22 UTC
Tommy Giles Rogers.
Tommy Giles Rogers.
20:42 UTC
There is no band more powerful than Gojira
21:54 UTC
Prog Metal ist [le]terally Jazz!
07:36 UTC
[TOTES [LE]GITIMATE PROG METAL GVISE] Intellidjent avant-garde metal(core)
17:12 UTC
MRW Le BtBAM plays.
19:12 UTC
Unused song from one of The Contortionist's recording sessions leaked.
21:43 UTC
YYZ is totally Prog Metal, guise!
12:05 UTC
YES is totally metal, guys!
22:08 UTC
GUISE... NEW. BTBAM. SONG. LEAKED. SUCH. HYPED.
http://thelastdisaster.net/between-the-buried-and-me-memory-palace-single-2015/
It's getting so hard to keep it in my panties right now... My IQ [le]terally increased 3,000% after listening to this!
19:02 UTC
2 second sample ov Tommy Giles Rogers breathing on a mic leaked.
Karma pls.
20:00 UTC
Periphery.
up-periphs to the [le]ft pls.
15:08 UTC
BTBAM, AAL & THE CONTORTIONIST TOUR LINE-UP GUISE!! BEST TOUR EVAR!!11!one
23:52 UTC