/r/corejerk
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Only the brutalist, METALcoreiest bands are allowed (other core genres that may not necessarily be Metal are permitted of course).
No Elitists or Elitism permitted. Please take it to /r/Metal if you are going to make fun of talented bands here, you are not funny. Bans will be handed out accordingly.
Upcarlile the best and most underrated/underground talent.
Save the lives of teenage scenesters through the power of br0-0-0-0tal breakdowns.
BTW club penguin used to be fun as shit, used to play it a little then everyone moved to Roblox and I did that for a while before I hit high school and realized it was too nerdy. Then I found out this stoner kid was famous on Roblox and I basically blackmailed him, then my little brother started sending him creepy messages about the classes he had and shit and the guy never talked to me again but he followed me on Instagram yesterday.
NO ATHEISTS PLEASE. Atheists are literally oppressive to Christians like me, and because I'm a Christian, atheists are why I need Christcore rights. Any user found jerking devil bands like BMTH or the Architects will be banned until they become a Christian (like me), because I'm a Christian.
BLEHrated Subreddits:
/r/metaljerk [WARNING! Beware when visiting this subreddit as Metal Elitists can be found EVERYWHERE. They make jokes about METALcore and think that METALcore isn't actually "Metal." Elitism is VERY, VERY prevalent here. The reason that we have decided to include this subreddit in our sidebar, is because Metalcore/Deathcore/etc are actually Metal (it has Metal in its name even - the Elitists there can't even read). Just remember to avoid the Elitists and Elitism that you may see in this subreddit if you do decide to venture into it.]
/r/corejerk
Any bands so heavy your jaw juat dropped at how heavy they sound? Mine is maybe Beatles.
All time GOAT of all time GOATED in that very specific year, maybe even day idk year is a long time OAT of all time
I am very literate. Discuss
Donāt know if this is the right place for this but had to share this meme I cooked up today.
24 Jan: ragebaiting on August Burns Red because Thrill Seeker re-recording is a form of disrespect to the old vocalist and it was better the original version and they are money-grabbing on nostalgia. Despite it will be a banger, come on, nostalgia grab? Not good
21 Feb: gooning on This Consequence by Killswitch Engage because they are the real metalcore. Everything after them is fake. Atreyu didnāt invent metalcore, Killswitch did. Atreyu is trash, Killswitch is good. Mmmā¦ Howard was better than Jesse (?)
28 Feb: blaming on Architects being generic, buttrock, linkinparkcore and so on. Maybe now they are more heavy butā¦ Holy Hell was better, we want only Holy Hell pt.2. Iām happy for the blegh anyway
7 Mar: simping again on Cortny LePlunt because she is our favorite metalcore gurl. Blaming on Spiritbox because the hype is over after Eternal Blue, now they are boring despite doing the stuff I likeā¦ but they already didā¦ but donāt go straight buttrock/nu metal because Iāll hate that
Do you agree? Any other suggestions to appoint in my calendar schedule?
Mine is Imagine Dragons, what's yours?
Whatāre yāallās thoughts on Stone Sourās new song āRiver of Sorrowsā? Corey Taylor literally saved my life and continues to bring me goosebumps.