/r/HoldMyKibble

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"Ruff ruff. Barooo ruff!"

Translation: "Hey human, hold my kibble. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or failure.

We have a new feature, we're pinning posts in Hot that are popular daily, and we'll also be pinning some top posts of all time.

If your post is picked, it will be seen by more people and might even make it to r/all! We're looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

Thanks for being part of r/HoldMyKibble!


Ruff ruff. Barooo ruff!

"Hey human, hold my kibble. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or failure.

r/HoldMyKibble Rules

1.) Suitable Content

Posts must include an example of John Oliver, Chiijohn, or their lookalikes in a "hold my kibble" moment. A "hold my kibble" moment is any situation with a risk of failure. While failure isn't required, the risk should still be present. Posts should only contain short gifs; long videos, images, and text posts are NOT allowed. While dogs are no longer required for posts in this sub, they are still highly encouraged to be included in your John Oliver posts.

2.) NSFW Content

NSFW content is NOT allowed on this sub, /r/HoldMyKibble is meant to be lighthearted! If there is any death, extreme injury or gore, your post will be removed and you will be banned.

3.) Proper Petiquette

No memes, politics, low effort posts, spam, agendas, or witch hunting. Don't be a smug pug, you will be banned.

4.) Reporting Violators

Please report links and/or comments that go against these guidelines and message the moderators a reason. We will be keeping moderation at a minimum, so if the link or comment isn't reported, it may not get removed.

5.) Proper Post Titles

All posts must start with "HJK (...)", "Hold John Oliver's Kibble (...)", "HMK (...)" or "Hold My Kibble (...)"

Post titles should also include a brief description of what feat is being performed.

6.) NO REPOSTS

No reposts of content previously submitted to our subreddit is allowed.

7.) /r/ aww

This sub isn't /r/aww, if there is no failure or success present in the gif your post most likely doesn't belong here and is subject to removal! There must be a clear action being attempted. (E.g. Climbing up a slide or riding a bike) General adorableness and derpy bamboozles belong elsewhere!

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HMK while I wait for the third chip

Sigrid being such a good girl not wanting to disturb her lil buddy… till the third chip drops.

2 Comments
2024/03/21
00:28 UTC

163

HMK and give me a new lease on life

7 Comments
2024/03/20
09:49 UTC

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Nooooo!! Don't HMK!!!

2 Comments
2024/03/20
09:35 UTC

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HMK The Thief

1 Comment
2024/03/18
14:26 UTC

268

HMK it's zoomin time

16 Comments
2024/03/14
10:29 UTC

147

HMK and enjoy this song I made just for you

7 Comments
2024/03/14
04:07 UTC

73

HMK I want Mama

2 Comments
2024/03/11
23:02 UTC

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HMK... So cute puppy

1 Comment
2024/03/11
15:34 UTC

292

HMK I'm a bear now

26 Comments
2024/03/11
11:28 UTC

44

HMK and give me the music 🎶

3 Comments
2024/03/11
04:21 UTC

187

HMK while I say hello

4 Comments
2024/03/10
14:05 UTC

155

HMK while I show da hooman how it's done

3 Comments
2024/03/09
13:29 UTC

57

HMK.. Dog

3 Comments
2024/03/07
15:21 UTC

249

HMK while I brace for impact

5 Comments
2024/03/06
20:05 UTC

113

HMK while we chill in the pool 😎

1 Comment
2024/03/06
10:16 UTC

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HMK while I take on this obstacle course

6 Comments
2024/03/04
11:00 UTC

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Hold My Kibble Dog got impressive skill

3 Comments
2024/03/02
15:49 UTC

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HMK.. Dog

3 Comments
2024/03/02
10:34 UTC

550

HMK while I leap into action

13 Comments
2024/03/02
08:24 UTC

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HMK This Dog is more smarter than most people

34 Comments
2024/02/29
15:17 UTC

73

HMK Funny Cat and Dogs Video

It's too funny

3 Comments
2024/02/27
15:44 UTC

112

HMK because it's chicken time

5 Comments
2024/02/27
09:26 UTC

58

HMK.. Cool So cute

1 Comment
2024/02/27
04:47 UTC

268

HMK while I swordfight with pawsome prowess

4 Comments
2024/02/26
11:01 UTC

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HMK.. Sweet And Naughty Puppy

2 Comments
2024/02/26
07:08 UTC

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HMK while I tell you all about it

24 Comments
2024/02/25
05:33 UTC

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HMK am baby now

4 Comments
2024/02/24
10:53 UTC

722

HMK while we sing you the song of our people

10 Comments
2024/02/23
12:34 UTC
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2024/02/23
12:34 UTC

112

HMK the rebels are unprepared for our attack

5 Comments
2024/02/22
13:22 UTC

130

HMK I'm a wambulance

2 Comments
2024/02/21
11:23 UTC

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