/r/HoldMyKibble

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"Ruff ruff. Barooo ruff!"

Translation: "Hey human, hold my kibble. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or failure.

We have a new feature, we're pinning posts in Hot that are popular daily, and we'll also be pinning some top posts of all time.

If your post is picked, it will be seen by more people and might even make it to r/all! We're looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

Thanks for being part of r/HoldMyKibble!


Ruff ruff. Barooo ruff!

"Hey human, hold my kibble. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or failure.

r/HoldMyKibble Rules

1.) Suitable Content

Posts must include an example of John Oliver, Chiijohn, or their lookalikes in a "hold my kibble" moment. A "hold my kibble" moment is any situation with a risk of failure. While failure isn't required, the risk should still be present. Posts should only contain short gifs; long videos, images, and text posts are NOT allowed. While dogs are no longer required for posts in this sub, they are still highly encouraged to be included in your John Oliver posts.

2.) NSFW Content

NSFW content is NOT allowed on this sub, /r/HoldMyKibble is meant to be lighthearted! If there is any death, extreme injury or gore, your post will be removed and you will be banned.

3.) Proper Petiquette

No memes, politics, low effort posts, spam, agendas, or witch hunting. Don't be a smug pug, you will be banned.

4.) Reporting Violators

Please report links and/or comments that go against these guidelines and message the moderators a reason. We will be keeping moderation at a minimum, so if the link or comment isn't reported, it may not get removed.

5.) Proper Post Titles

All posts must start with "HJK (...)", "Hold John Oliver's Kibble (...)", "HMK (...)" or "Hold My Kibble (...)"

Post titles should also include a brief description of what feat is being performed.

6.) NO REPOSTS

No reposts of content previously submitted to our subreddit is allowed.

7.) /r/ aww

This sub isn't /r/aww, if there is no failure or success present in the gif your post most likely doesn't belong here and is subject to removal! There must be a clear action being attempted. (E.g. Climbing up a slide or riding a bike) General adorableness and derpy bamboozles belong elsewhere!

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98,940 Subscribers

398

HMK while I catch these

7 Comments
2024/08/19
15:31 UTC

44

HMK the floor needs me

4 Comments
2024/08/19
15:28 UTC

146

HMK while I ooof…squeeze up your space

6 Comments
2024/08/19
00:01 UTC

98

HMK While I Eat This Yummy Bacon

3 Comments
2024/08/18
23:55 UTC

104

HMK while I take a spin figuring out who I love more

5 Comments
2024/08/12
01:49 UTC

231

HMK while I intimidate this...THING 😡😆

7 Comments
2024/07/08
20:38 UTC

77

HMK, someone stole me bed!! 😡

3 Comments
2024/07/01
04:02 UTC

173

HMK while I run-sploot 🤣

5 Comments
2024/06/28
12:37 UTC

175

HMK I'm doing an interview 🎤🐶

4 Comments
2024/06/28
12:15 UTC

122

HMK while I go with the flow

3 Comments
2024/06/27
09:56 UTC

150

HMK while I munch on this

11 Comments
2024/06/26
18:31 UTC

126

HMK while I show this water how ferocious I am 😆💦

4 Comments
2024/06/25
21:35 UTC

338

HMK I'm in love ❤️🐴

9 Comments
2024/06/25
09:48 UTC

252

HMK and enjoy this song I made for you 🎶

7 Comments
2024/06/24
16:19 UTC

208

HMK I'm on vacation

2 Comments
2024/06/20
02:40 UTC

46

HMK while I learn to throw poi

Fen likes to throw this toy around. Occasionally he let's go mid-toss and it goes flying into the fish tank or knocks plants down.

3 Comments
2024/06/19
18:43 UTC

102

HMK I insist on another treat!!

3 Comments
2024/06/11
11:57 UTC

75

Don't HMK I want it now!!

1 Comment
2024/06/08
11:22 UTC

334

HMK I'm getting my hair done

11 Comments
2024/06/06
14:36 UTC

135

HMK I'm too tired to eat

3 Comments
2024/06/05
10:55 UTC

91

HMK while I tell you all about it

4 Comments
2024/06/05
08:52 UTC

324

HMK I'm about to get some loves ❤️

7 Comments
2024/06/03
08:00 UTC

100

HMK (hide my kibble)

5 Comments
2024/05/25
10:29 UTC

87

HMK I'm trying to stop these guys eating my bed

2 Comments
2024/05/24
13:22 UTC

163

Don't HMK gimme now!!

3 Comments
2024/05/21
20:57 UTC

180

HMK, wait, what?!

2 Comments
2024/05/20
16:59 UTC

56

HMK while I road rage

1 Comment
2024/05/19
04:08 UTC

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