/r/axesaw

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For all of the hilariously ineffective camping gear out there.

>> Rules
  • Gear can be Useless, Heavy, and Expensive sometimes all three.... (don't ask)
  • The defining characteristic of an axesaw is a bad idea marketed to people who don't know better. Multifunctionality isn't required.
  • TEXT & SELF POSTS
  • If you are seeking a recommendation, please be sure to include the following information: your budget and how embarrassed you want the poor recipient of the gag gift to be. This will help generate good discussion.
  • LINKS
  • Include the product name in the title for easy searching.
  • Please avoid blogspam or reviews. Let an official marketing team dig its own grave.
  • We're here for camping gear. Weapons are for /r/mallninjashit and /r/multifools is for non-camping tools.
  • Products should exist, not be jokes or concepts.
  • No affiliate links.
  • If you try to advertise here, you will be downvoted if your product is at all practical.
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What are all the uses of this survival axe? It is a U.S.A Saber Valor 440

To whomever reads this, I hope your having a good go of things in these struggling times. But on a lighter note, I was wondering what uses my survival axe has as there is little, to no, information on it online. It is a "U.S.A Saber Valor 440 Survival axe" and wasn't expensive in no means. Just want to know what things it can do that may not know of and what the smiley face is for lol as, I do know a lot of it's possible uses already, I.e. hatchet, bottom blade for making strands, sharpening sticks and such, a key style multi wrench, top notch for more cutting purposes and so on. I'm guessing the smiley face is for making rope out of the strands on one case but not sure if that's it's intended use so any info Would beuch appreciated and any tips, advice, etc on other uses that may be "little tricks", not intended but works, maintenance( as it's so thin ), etc... Thank you in advance for taking the time to read this and have great rest of your day or night!

28 Comments
2024/09/03
16:51 UTC

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Voodoo Multitool

https://preview.redd.it/vy9dyzwpebmd1.jpg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e961c86046446f2338db6038a25172b55b9e13ad

https://www.tiddleewinks.com/collections/this-that-assorted-fun/products/voodoo-doll-multi-tool

Too whimsical by half (both the tool and the website) but if you had just the skull & hat it wouldn't be too bad as a keychain (as it is it's overly large at 5-1/4" long).

4 Comments
2024/09/02
03:24 UTC

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Imagine trying to use the screwdriver on that thing

14 Comments
2024/03/21
03:16 UTC

2 Comments
2023/09/21
16:58 UTC

4 Comments
2023/03/30
03:46 UTC

228

686 Original Toolbelt I

17 Comments
2022/08/24
23:23 UTC

126

Blast from the past: the Winniebago Helihome

11 Comments
2022/07/13
18:03 UTC

62

Trail Toddy Cocktail Kits - its not often that you find a 830% markup

11 Comments
2022/06/14
16:13 UTC

146

My Pepper Stick: hiking pole with built in bear spray.

40 Comments
2022/05/25
13:45 UTC

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