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V0

3 Comments
2024/05/12
03:46 UTC

37

Found a first edition Ten Sleep guidebook

4 Comments
2024/05/12
02:58 UTC

170

I have captured the essence of climbing in 1 photograph

48 Comments
2024/05/11
21:17 UTC

183

These shirtless climbers are sweating on all my holds :(

13 Comments
2024/05/11
15:07 UTC

69

AMA - I am a strong climber and a coach

I can climb the pink one in the corner aty gym, 4 months of climbing and a football coach for 4 years.

32 Comments
2024/05/11
11:39 UTC

151

Snuck into my gym and sorted all the holds on the wall to make repetitive training easier, but now some kids showed up and flashed my proj

10 Comments
2024/05/10
22:44 UTC

29

Will these shoes work?

A friend of mine has these loafers and I feel that they could be good for climbing. I'm a beginner looking for my first pair of shoes, just indoor for now. These don't seem much different than climbing shoes, nice and snug (I'll downsize -3) and with some good grip for heel hooks. How would these work out?

7 Comments
2024/05/10
13:53 UTC

602

Why did I fall here? Need advice

Can’t figure out the crux

77 Comments
2024/05/10
06:38 UTC

8

Alexander Handnold

3 Comments
2024/05/10
03:04 UTC

50

Madam Honda checking out the moves for Project Big 2

2 Comments
2024/05/09
21:40 UTC

242

I love hamburger patties from mcdonalds

7 Comments
2024/05/09
15:56 UTC

70

I thought this was Climbing Circle Jerk for a second

Can’t believe this is a real post. It’s getting harder and harder to tell what’s satire and what isn’t

21 Comments
2024/05/09
14:54 UTC

64

this day in history: Congress passed monumental bill standardizing fist bumps as the official greeting between you and that one guy at the gym whose name you’ll never remember

4 Comments
2024/05/09
06:13 UTC

50

Is calling rescue instead of Uber aid?

Heard about some Chad's who decided they were too tired to climb out of a crag, so got a military rescue instead. Am I a Gumby for getting out on my own??

11 Comments
2024/05/09
03:31 UTC

34

Is this...a nipple?

7 Comments
2024/05/09
02:01 UTC

425

How’s your pain doing?

11 Comments
2024/05/08
22:54 UTC

13

Is getting a computer to climb for you aid?

12 Comments
2024/05/08
16:48 UTC

38

Are boulders prejudiced against tall people? Why??

11 Comments
2024/05/08
16:35 UTC

19

anti-aid?

if I took a muscle relaxer before climbing would that be anti-aid? or are muscles aid and therefore Id be basically at 0?

9 Comments
2024/05/08
15:12 UTC

249

Look at this Gumby falling from a V1 highball

15 Comments
2024/05/08
02:26 UTC

103

what is the highest boulder someone with no experience can climb

im going on a trip with a few friends pretty soon and i wanna out climb them all im fairly certain that ill outclimb most of them however theres 2 ex gymnasts that are raising some concern lmfao im just trying to figure out what grade would put me comfortably into a "theres no way they can just flash that" situation

28 Comments
2024/05/07
22:09 UTC

49

5.13b I found in a dragon's lair. Is a golden tiara still considered aid if I'm not wearing shoes?

3 Comments
2024/05/07
16:56 UTC

37

is thinking aid?

for example my gumby friend was planning his route before climbing it

I told him that he had aids and that only a true chad onsights their routes

aita?

13 Comments
2024/05/07
15:05 UTC

120

How much do you guys pay for professional Apple developers to review your top rope sends?

10 Comments
2024/05/07
14:27 UTC

32

Climb from home

I'm always hearing how onsite climbing is the best and how Madam Honda is always onsiting this and that but not all of us can just go around the world climbing. Is there a way to cfh (climb from home)?

I'm interested in free soloing Silence and B.I.G., ideally the same day, I can spare a couple hours per week for this. Also on weekends I have more time perhaps I can repeat the Dawn Wall solo if I can pause for meals and bathroom breaks

5 Comments
2024/05/07
11:26 UTC

101

What's the etiquette for wearing clothes at your gym?

Hi, new climber here

I'd been painting my house recently using a ladder (climbing) which really inspired me to try out climbing. I googled a climbing gym near me and turned up yesterday (admittedly without doing much research!) wearing my normal gym kit (shorts and a vest).

I was sort of surprised to see that everyone else there was naked and I was getting a lot of strange looks and some side comments from people muttering about "aid". After a while the manager came up to me saying that there had been some complaints and asked me to leave but didn't really give me a reason.

Is it acceptable to wear clothes at your climbing gym, or is it considered bad or unusual.

Would appreciate any advice, thanks!

15 Comments
2024/05/07
01:08 UTC

18

Supplemental oxygen?

Tryna climb el cap next month how many bottles of supplemental oxygen should i bring? Any recommendations for oxygen masks or regulators? Is this aid?

14 Comments
2024/05/06
19:33 UTC

37

Underrated and underutilized moves

Ok so two moves route setters should use especially on vb-v4 is the chin hang and the tooth crimp. these climbs are getting so damn easy they need to do better, terrible route setters only putting jugs on climbs

20 Comments
2024/05/06
16:33 UTC

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