/r/ClimbingCircleJerk
Mike is our patron, Honnold our saviour
Dont make fun of gumbies unless you are really nice about it
Rules:
- Circlejerk, not complete jerk. Posts that are a direct link or screenshots of threads in other climbing subreddits with the sole purpose of mocking a particular user will be removed.
/r/ClimbingCircleJerk
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Alek Hoeold (1970, colourised)
10:54 UTC
sp*rt climber yaps for 35 minutes
08:08 UTC
Pads?
Been working on this back yard outdoor dyno proj going on 14 days or so now. Keep falling in this spot and am thinking about getting a crash pad to replace the concrete (see video for reference) any suggestions?
04:54 UTC
I started bouldering a week ago and completed this cool looking problem!
04:47 UTC
Nice climb no shoes ouch
02:53 UTC
Rate my jamming
00:56 UTC
Which bouldering grade should I put in my Mountain Project profile?
Wondering if I should put my V5 indoor boulder or my VB- outdoor grade in my Mountain Project profile. Thanks!
22:50 UTC
Will purchasing these shoes help me edge on the wall?
With these shoes will I finally be able to understand what madam is singing about???
20:44 UTC
Does anyone else get annoyed by Aidan Roberts?
Yes, the guy climbs V17s like they’re V5s in my gym, yes he speaks with the sophistication and wisdom of an 80 year old sage/philosopher, yes he’s handsome, yes he’s young and strong and more disciplined than seemingly anyone. But does anyone else feel like he’s just trying to show off by how amazing he is? I mean, he seems like not only the strongest climber in the world but also like he’d be an amazing friend, partner, and that he will only do good for the world. Doesn’t that piss you off?
20:36 UTC
Rate my spotting
19:23 UTC
Am I doing podcasting right?
22:07 UTC
Send train
Do they make vibram rubber anal pads?
16:35 UTC
Where do y'all find the white cheddar cheetos?
12:41 UTC
Sneak Peek of the next Nugget Podcast!!!!
02:52 UTC
Is it time for a resole? And do I need a half-sole repair or do I have to repair the half-sole AND the rand?
01:41 UTC
REI wouldn’t let me exchange this webbing I bought from them back in 68
01:00 UTC
Would an Edelrid Ohm II set up at the master point plus like….a really heavy back pack make for an adequate auto belay for TRS?
19:03 UTC
Heard using feet is aid, is this true?
18:49 UTC
Help me please 😭
Are climbing shoes supposed to turn my feet 🔵
17:21 UTC
What do you think of my friends belaying skills? She’s still pretty new and looking for feedback
12:09 UTC
New Honnold warmup tutorial
11:48 UTC
Portland climbing
09:01 UTC
Crag to Gym Initiative - Courses Available!
Every 1st of the month at Aurora Boulder Club in Colorado. Learn the essential of: -Setting up an indoor yard sale. -Skipping the first and the last draws, just because. -Don’t know them? Who cares! SPRAY. THAT. BETA! -Victory Whips! -Why LNT is for suckers, fool.
Courses range from 30-180 mins. Guaranteed certified instructors who prefer you keep it indoors, away from those needless outdoor routes. Who needs sunburn and fresh air, anyways?
$200/session. Firms.
02:28 UTC
Left a quick draw if anyone wants it.
So. I took my 17yo girl into Yosemite today. We haven't been climbing in a while, since I've been preoccupied obtaining legal guardianship of her. So, I'm still in healing/rehab mode from all the paperwork. Anyway, I took her up a 5.13, but only made it to the 4th fixed piece. The climb was fine but I had to bail because some gumby aid climber was sspraying that our relationship was not at an appropriate level.
So, if anyone wants a freebie quick draw, it's right there in Yosemite.
01:39 UTC
Climbing harnesses for men with a visceral penis/where a standard single-strap petzl harness is resting on the penis?
Basically the title, does anyone have any recommendations?
01:30 UTC
Help! Alex Handhold keeps falling off my outdoor home gym. How to stop him?
21:53 UTC
Climbers: that stuff you see in movies is ridiculous, that doesn't actually happen. Also Climbers:
20:41 UTC
I have no idea what knot this is, but used it for a belay anchor to bring up some gumbies. AMA
I kinda just came up with this knot on the fly while multipitching and decided to use it for a belay anchor. My Gumby friends kept hang dogging cause it was a 5.8+ and it only moved a little bit.
05:11 UTC
Alex Megos Goes HARD in School Room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvYpFbYhSNM
Yet to make V18 though....
05:09 UTC
Megos is so good with kids 😊🏃♂️➡️
04:41 UTC