/r/shittykickstarters

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A compilation of crowdfunding train wrecks.

  1. No spam or self-promotion.
    Crowdfunding project, website, survey, Fiverr, GoFundMe, YouTube channel - what it is does not matter. Anyone engaging in spam and/or self-promotion will be banned without warning.
  2. Titles must be marked with the campaign name Example: "[Triton] can't work as designed".
  3. Fundraising sites such as GoFundme are not allowed, other crowdfunding sites such as Indiegogo are allowed.
  4. Account must be >30 days old to post submissions.
  5. No low-effort or intentionally bad crowdfunding campaigns
    Such posts may be removed at the moderator's discretion.
  6. Reposts will be removed, to post an update please put "[Update]" in your post title
  7. Non-Campaign links or discussion should be marked with [Meta], [News] or other appropriate identifier.
  8. Don't be a dick
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    /r/shittykickstarters

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    12

    [BALL!] A gaming project asking for 50K with no gameplay or even conceptual content - just stolen footage and low-quality jpegs in the video.

    5 Comments
    2024/10/26
    13:05 UTC

    20

    [The Spider Combat Arena] Lucas has finally posted a substantial update on the project: Not enough money for a full game and a video full of deflecting blame about shortcomings, including finances.

    0 Comments
    2024/10/19
    16:03 UTC

    8

    [arpeggio][update 10/16/2024]

    So I thought I share this shock I got a alert as I popped on to the Kickstarter page, these guys actually want my address as if to say hey we ready to send this.

    link to the page https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tangibleinstruments/arpeggio-the-portable-arpeggiator-sequencer-and-sy

    5 Comments
    2024/10/16
    16:03 UTC

    53

    [Star Citizen] Backer Overspend & Regrets - a compilation

    65 Comments
    2024/10/06
    11:16 UTC

    28

    [Sonic Stretto] The thuning fork knife people are back... with another tuning fork knife.

    10 Comments
    2024/10/05
    12:27 UTC

    13

    [META] Copyright/Trademark infringement Kickstarter

    0 Comments
    2024/09/21
    11:38 UTC

    43

    [Wizards of the Wealth World] A ridiculously long, AI-generated project with stretch goals that reach 2.5 million pounds with absolutely none of the game made yet (or ever)

    5 Comments
    2024/09/08
    11:17 UTC

    1

    Another Kickstarter that looks very scammy : Chawke - 65W Ultrasonic Cutter Makes Work Easier

    After getting scammed with the supcutter project, I have learnt to be more suspicious.

    This one that popped up in my KS suggestions does triggers many flags. It is very vague and high level info, expensive but not too much. And I was actually not surprised to see the superbaker Jon Lamkin again that is here to defend the project!

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chawkelab/chawke-powerful-and-versatile-ultrasonic-cutter/comments

    Very very similar to the supcutter scam, see by yourself: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1154298676/supcutter-the-powerful-and-safe-board-cutting-tool/comments

    Cutting tools seems to be a good scam zone for that team...

    3 Comments
    2024/09/02
    08:44 UTC

    92

    Photographer with 3 years experience wants 110K (Euros) to travel the world and take pictures of the stars.

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/journeythroughstars/help-me-capture-the-night-sky-my-dream-of-astrophotography

    Pledges are 150 / 250 / 406

    I admire the hobby itself as someone who just started - but woof....this is asking a lot for someone who, seemingly, has never even used astrophotography equipment.

    10 Comments
    2024/09/01
    15:25 UTC

    30

    How on earth did Kickstarter approve this project for launch?

    15 Comments
    2024/09/01
    09:40 UTC

    503

    Found this artifact at the thrift today

    59 Comments
    2024/08/29
    19:18 UTC

    2

    [ADULTING] An awkward campaign for an awkward animated pilot. One of the reward tiers is a 1 in 6 "Russian Roulette" (a possible ToS violation)

    4 Comments
    2024/08/29
    17:03 UTC

    38

    [ParkEasy] A project with an AI thumbnail, stolen stock footage video, and a confusing system which promises to solve every single parking problem imaginable.

    1 Comment
    2024/08/22
    09:21 UTC

    21

    [TriMax Pro] triple screen laptop

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/97742651/trimax-pro-triple-screens-that-instantly-expand-your-laptop

    What's wrong here? In very broad strokes, you can't make a modern laptop as a KS campaign, it doesn't work. The scale, the timeline etc all works against you.

    However, when you see a piece of hardware with a timeline where production starts two months after the Kickstarter starts and shipping is set one month after you know it's an Alibaba resale. It can not be anything else. The struggles any real hardware maker faces are testimony to this.

    Triple screen is not such a bad idea. I myself ran such a setup (the screen is edited out, not broken) but I am not so sure whether baking such a thing into the laptop itself is a good idea but that would debate the campaign on merit.

    So the reasons I am thinking this is shitty

    1. The keyboard photo is obviously AI and quite wrong -- not just the fingers but the keyboard has too many rows too many columns and is depicting a desktop keyboard, not a laptop one
    2. Putting the touchpad above the keyboard is asinine.
    3. The specifications lack all things physical. Weight and thickness prominent among them. The silence is deafening.
    4. B&O Tuned Audio System. If that's Bang & Olufsen then they are HP exclusive in laptops so this is a lie, if that's not what B&O means then this is a lie too because everyone expects it to be Bang & Olufsen.
    5. Read/Write Speed 2000MB/s -- say what? The r/w speed of what? 'Cos, you know, these days, that's not a nice speed for an external drive. If it's internal, I don't want to know which trash can you fished that SSD out of.
    6. Cooling Efficiency -- does this sport a refrigerator or what? I can't make heads or tails of this in this context.
    7. AMD 7735HS is hopelessly outdated even now, it's two gens behind. By Christmas when you get this thing, it'll be just embarrassing in a new laptop.
    8. Graphics Card -- integrated/dedicated graphics. Well yes, those are the possible options a laptop can have. As for 8GB-64GB, I am just shaking my head especially because the laptop purportedly has a fixed 32GB RAM and carving 64GB out of 32GB is ...

    And so forth.

    Is this a scam? Perhaps. If it is not then ... I don't think you will like what you get.

    9 Comments
    2024/08/21
    17:50 UTC

    0

    Why do people still post the "articles of constipation"? Do they believe it will work?

    I get a laugh when I see dead projects and folks posting....I invoke my rights.... Then one after the other keeps posting this as though some magical process opens. I just don't udnerstand how folks keep getting ripped off over and over again. The worst are just the endless delays until everyone is worn out waiting and the anger subsuides. I just don't get why at this point anyone is backing technology projects there.

    22 Comments
    2024/08/18
    13:57 UTC

    37

    IndieGoGo's Peanut Butter Scandal

    6 Comments
    2024/08/12
    15:34 UTC

    0

    Since this post, Viture XR Pro glasses won numerous awards and has stellar reviews😂

    21 Comments
    2024/08/10
    17:05 UTC

    29

    [Riley] A project for an AI-driven Robot with a huge amount of information - but also a lack of specificity, lots of fluff, and an unending stream of stock footage.

    8 Comments
    2024/08/04
    13:00 UTC

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