/r/ShitDwarfFortressSays
This subreddit is dedicated to taking /r/DwarfFortress posts out of context, much like /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSays does. The fact that our beloved sub is considered cheating on /r/nocontext doesn't mean that we can't make our own version with magma and candy.
This subreddit is dedicated to taking /r/DwarfFortress posts out of context, much like /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay does. The fact that our beloved sub is considered cheating on /r/nocontext doesn't mean that we can't make our own version with magma and candy.
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/r/ShitDwarfFortressSays
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I captured the circus, i am going to breed the clowns.
02:06 UTC
How do i prevent the dwarves from eating in a golden throneroom i built for my giant hamster?
16:10 UTC
Wrongfully convicted a random, deceased hen of a crime just to close a cold case. Now EVERY animal in the fortress is mad at me.
00:23 UTC
My last Mayor survived a goblin onslaught by sleeping through it. He woke up after everyone else was dead, immediately re-elected himself mayor, and went back to sleep.
00:01 UTC
/r/dwarffortress discusses increasing the odds of gelding opponents in battle
13:16 UTC
If you wanna spartan train your dwarven babies I suppose you could toss em into the pit and any that survive are worthy of living
14:58 UTC
The best thing you can do is kill the child.
03:03 UTC
I made a giant dick filled with magma, and with the flip of a switch, I can make it piss magma into my dungeon.
07:28 UTC
You just had to decide which one would die - Early DF version
04:50 UTC
these herds of horses and moose are teleporting directly into my hospital
20:03 UTC
OP deals with a Children of the Corn situation effectively
16:33 UTC
minutes away from death, he became creatively inspired, dragged his half-lifeless corpse up thirty flights of stairs, crafted a masterwork coffin, and claimed it as a family heirloom. Then he died, I threw his body in a pit, and sold his coffin for several thousand dollars.
17:31 UTC
You can go all the way down, the circus is at the bottom but they don't punch your ticket unless you have some candy.
06:18 UTC
How do i remove dead children from trees and how do i stop them from dying up there? They're really bumming everybody out.
06:56 UTC
Ghost of a Dwarf Who Was Flung to Space By a Drawbridge Won’t Leave Her Child Alone
16:54 UTC
Children being able to do hauling work is a gamechanger
16:06 UTC
5 years playing the game and just found out clowns could get pregnant. Intriguing, but highly disgusting.
07:02 UTC
If you then dump water on your roasting population could you make something like an obsidian terracotta army out of them?
17:59 UTC
Is there a way to use/get rid of small teeth? They just keep piling up..
17:19 UTC
Even necromancers need to live their best life. That tower definitely has a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign made out of elf teeth.
16:22 UTC
"I built a goose launcher that would eject a payload of war geese"
10:20 UTC
I murdered a child after he went berserk...
00:36 UTC
This is what the Baby riding their mum until she dies of dehydration looks like.
15:14 UTC
"I like to be a bear man and rip off the arms of the first person I see to take as my weapons." "I somehow always end up strangling people in their sleep." "I strip people in their sleep and throw their clothes at them. Sometimes I gouge out their eyes."
17:05 UTC
"I bit 30 cats yesterday."
07:59 UTC
I traded the butchered remains of a few of a demon's servants to him for his clothes.
06:58 UTC
Every one of his 3,000 relatives want to rule the world and most of them are drunken inbreds just like him. None of them have skills. They just have babies, consume resources, and never die. A genocide may be the answer.
08:01 UTC
When uninvited visitors knock on my door I break out the magma.
00:17 UTC