/r/nocontext
This reddit was inspired by a post by The_Big_Salad - when I read "mystery cloth on the guy's head turns out to be his underwear" I knew it had to be done.
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Can I somehow kill my wife for a better one without upsetting her parents?
17:21 UTC
Can you really call yourself a man if you don’t have chronic anal leakage?
14:10 UTC
I love my family but 20 dollars is 20 dollars
13:53 UTC
You should not be happily eating virgin boy eggs
14:48 UTC
He intentionally inputs an incorrect baguette length
06:14 UTC
I don't get it. You anally penetrate yourself and then vanish while objects in space rearrange themselves and change size... at least one of them? Sounds like an interesting magic trick, though no, I don't think there's any laws of nature dictating that lifeforms disappear after fucking themselves
20:39 UTC
Virgin over 60?
02:17 UTC
How do people make edging look so easy?
09:59 UTC
Do minorities deserve rights?
15:46 UTC
"Should be a big red button on the building that kills them all."
19:26 UTC
Welcome to the Hydraulic press channel. Today, we are pressing the right to an abortion into the Constitution of France
01:52 UTC
"They don't know about my decoy balls."
17:46 UTC
Maybe OP likes his stuff fondled by five kids?
23:53 UTC
A spoonful of sugar helps your anushole go down, in the most delightful way
14:01 UTC
How to not wake up during sex?
17:58 UTC
"That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard but aside from the gangbang part very wholesome"
05:44 UTC
"Spare goose and spare badger. Do with that what you will..."
16:37 UTC
"You know...its okay to wipe."
14:18 UTC
i love cruise maggots! especially at the buffet
17:08 UTC
I’ve had HIV before! 😂
06:11 UTC
My fucking arm turned into an infinite octopus tentacle, whipped around the world, and then snapped back into place with such force I found myself laying on my back and someone had snuck in and pissed my pants.
14:29 UTC
"And then I took off my bra." - John Green NYT Bestselling Author
08:28 UTC
meth horse teenage girlfriend fish-killer french foreign legion guy makes his triumphant return... as meth horse teenage girlfriend fish-killer french foreign legion stoicism guy
22:59 UTC
Universal Blowjob-based economy getting closer every day
14:34 UTC
Somebody get this guy's cock some feet.
08:02 UTC
After which you tone it down or become a full-time human again.
00:49 UTC
Just take off your pants when you want your dauthters to behave
06:21 UTC
Haha I remember I snuck out of the room I shared with my parents and beat it in the bathroom
21:18 UTC
I've used one for 10+ years, no negative consequences yet. But, I only use it when I have some really crusty bits, usually up around the rim.
15:29 UTC
Not to be crass, but this sounds like you’re not actually letting the laser go right up your butthole
18:19 UTC