/r/nocontext

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This reddit was inspired by a post by The_Big_Salad - when I read "mystery cloth on the guy's head turns out to be his underwear" I knew it had to be done.

The title of your submission should be a quote taken out of context from a reddit comment.

Links must be to text submissions on reddit only.

Rules:

  1. Post titles must be a quote from a comment or post on Reddit. The quote must be of at least one sentence in length.

  2. Posts must link to the source of the quote and provide enough of the context of the quote for a reader to understand why the quote was said.

  3. Posted quotes must have at least two meanings. One of these meanings should be what a reader would think without context and another meaning should be what people were actually talking about.

  4. Comments should forward the discussion at least minimally. Comments that are only insults do not do this. Comments with a condescending tone or that insult, but continue the conversation will be judged on a case by case basis.

How to submit:

  1. Check the rules to make sure what you want to post belongs here.

  2. Your post title should be a quote.

  3. You must submit as a link.

  4. The link should be a permalink to a comment or a post on Reddit.

  5. Add ?context=4 to the end of the link. You may use another number, but please use a number high enough to contain the full context. Having the full context means that users can tell how the quoted-title means something different than what they thought it meant before clicking through.

  6. Unless Metabot beats you to it, after submitting, post a reply to your quotee letting them know they have been sent to r/nocontext.

Please report all submissions that do not belong in r/nocontext using the report button. It helps the moderators remove bad links more quickly.

Comments that do not need additional context will be removed.

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/r/nocontext

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4

While you die by fucking a hamburger, I die by fucking a bottle of detergent

1 Comment
2024/11/22
21:00 UTC

23

"This could have been a classic if the camera was better showing the dog being drowned"

1 Comment
2024/11/20
22:02 UTC

32

I can't wait to see Dracula hang dong.

2 Comments
2024/11/20
21:08 UTC

33

sure, be a little bit of a dick, but can I bulldoze the local charity and replace it with a temple to Satan?

1 Comment
2024/11/19
19:18 UTC

54

How to stop Hot Guy from exploding on me?

4 Comments
2024/11/19
01:35 UTC

134

I found out I was pregnant and immediately crushed 3 beers

3 Comments
2024/11/15
14:35 UTC

34

"People like you make this my fav sub. "Mussolini" is just a sweet addition at this point"

1 Comment
2024/11/14
21:29 UTC

9

If there were a dick it would be India is what I'm saying.

1 Comment
2024/11/13
00:40 UTC

173

homophobia truly is one of the greatest beauties of this world🤎🩵

4 Comments
2024/11/12
13:37 UTC

33

Speak for yourself but there are probably people out there that want to fuck a blue ball with wings.

3 Comments
2024/11/12
04:09 UTC

69

"focus on high school chicks instead please ❤️"

1 Comment
2024/11/04
05:34 UTC

56

I wish I had known about acid earlier

1 Comment
2024/11/02
23:22 UTC

46

SOOOOO. now I have one gutted cat and one that is not.

1 Comment
2024/11/01
20:10 UTC

10

Curse you. Those ice cream toes will haunt my dreams.

1 Comment
2024/10/31
03:46 UTC

60

I hope he's got 235 elbows.

3 Comments
2024/10/31
02:55 UTC

44

useful if the cops can just suck it off

1 Comment
2024/10/30
00:24 UTC

257

"Most people with gender dysphoria do not elect to eat their own dicks after they have been removed."

7 Comments
2024/10/25
11:02 UTC

40

the people need to nut more and worry where their soul is from less

1 Comment
2024/10/21
23:43 UTC

193

Yeah, I'm with the Taliban on this one.

6 Comments
2024/10/21
11:34 UTC

94

OMG THIS SCROTUM IS SO DELICIOUS! THE BEST SCROTUM I HAVE EVER SUCKED ON!

2 Comments
2024/10/20
03:08 UTC

19

Well what are you willing to sacrifice? Blackness, or money?

2 Comments
2024/10/16
11:20 UTC

527

"I've always loved the groomer community"

7 Comments
2024/10/16
04:16 UTC

58

I'm sure I'm not the only person who doesn't use my anal cavity as a cellphone pocket.

1 Comment
2024/10/15
18:29 UTC

11

Omg I love the lizard method. Makes me feel like I’m living in the forest, clinging to a tree and eating insects.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
22:14 UTC

93

Gimme the tiddy scripture

1 Comment
2024/10/11
01:35 UTC

99

I found a picture of my dads erection with my moms garter hanging on it in a wedding album. So that was nice.

3 Comments
2024/10/04
17:15 UTC

25

"Follow her when she leaves school!"

2 Comments
2024/09/26
21:56 UTC

17

Just out there raw dogging a malfunctioning electrical box.

1 Comment
2024/09/26
18:18 UTC

75

"your butthole, in my experience, will never develop as much tolerance as your mouth will"

6 Comments
2024/09/26
01:55 UTC

30

Which is better, thick and small or big and thin?

1 Comment
2024/09/23
08:06 UTC

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