/r/nocontext
This reddit was inspired by a post by The_Big_Salad - when I read "mystery cloth on the guy's head turns out to be his underwear" I knew it had to be done.
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Rules:
Post titles must be a quote from a comment or post on Reddit. The quote must be of at least one sentence in length.
Posts must link to the source of the quote and provide enough of the context of the quote for a reader to understand why the quote was said.
Posted quotes must have at least two meanings. One of these meanings should be what a reader would think without context and another meaning should be what people were actually talking about.
Comments should forward the discussion at least minimally. Comments that are only insults do not do this. Comments with a condescending tone or that insult, but continue the conversation will be judged on a case by case basis.
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Curse you. Those ice cream toes will haunt my dreams.
03:46 UTC
I hope he's got 235 elbows.
02:55 UTC
useful if the cops can just suck it off
00:24 UTC
"Most people with gender dysphoria do not elect to eat their own dicks after they have been removed."
11:02 UTC
the people need to nut more and worry where their soul is from less
23:43 UTC
Yeah, I'm with the Taliban on this one.
11:34 UTC
OMG THIS SCROTUM IS SO DELICIOUS! THE BEST SCROTUM I HAVE EVER SUCKED ON!
03:08 UTC
Well what are you willing to sacrifice? Blackness, or money?
11:20 UTC
"I've always loved the groomer community"
04:16 UTC
I'm sure I'm not the only person who doesn't use my anal cavity as a cellphone pocket.
18:29 UTC
Drown the baby
23:22 UTC
Omg I love the lizard method. Makes me feel like I’m living in the forest, clinging to a tree and eating insects.
22:14 UTC
Gimme the tiddy scripture
01:35 UTC
I found a picture of my dads erection with my moms garter hanging on it in a wedding album. So that was nice.
17:15 UTC
"Follow her when she leaves school!"
21:56 UTC
Just out there raw dogging a malfunctioning electrical box.
18:18 UTC
"your butthole, in my experience, will never develop as much tolerance as your mouth will"
01:55 UTC
Which is better, thick and small or big and thin?
08:06 UTC
So if I want to stop climate change should I avoid losing weight
00:27 UTC
Nothing beats family. Except for the new iphone XXX
22:16 UTC
Her only objective is to reproduce. Eventually she will be licked to death by her babies to get their nutrients.
17:52 UTC
Are these eggs inside my date?
17:59 UTC
Exactly, there's a lot of disagreements about the second amendment, but it's important to note that when the found fathers wrote that amendment, they weren't talking about your lame standard gun, but instead atomic and hydrogen bombs
05:00 UTC
I really dont think that watching cartel videos can do anything but increase your faith in humanity
16:02 UTC
we should be able to enforce a child labor doctrine
11:18 UTC
I'm pretty sure I burned 5k for sex in my lifetime.
19:43 UTC
God damn dollar general they took our stop light and now I have to shit in the woods.
22:25 UTC
"forgot about horses and went straight to BDSM 🤣"
17:24 UTC
I’m so glad I’m not the only sadistic person who wants this. I want to be able to take hostages to negotiate with the police.
16:46 UTC
I know I’d probably rather have hot trash dumped in my yard than burning trash. But I’m also not a manatee, despite what my ex says.
21:27 UTC