/r/nocontext
This reddit was inspired by a post by The_Big_Salad - when I read "mystery cloth on the guy's head turns out to be his underwear" I knew it had to be done.
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So, at least in my mind, I've been picturing a walnut teaching a nude lady to sew for years without knowing what the hell it meant
04:23 UTC
It’s probably Dookie, just because I don’t think you get Enema without Dookie. I personally prefer Enema, nevertheless.
06:54 UTC
"Literally showed me his wood and left."
20:39 UTC
That shit looks pretty tasty...not gonna lie
20:41 UTC
Lebron in the illegal defense era? Hide the women and children!
10:26 UTC
Mouth AND anus That’s important.
00:34 UTC
This may be controversial - but imagine having a plastic surgeon turn that extra skin into a kangaroo pouch
01:38 UTC
How about 200 ass power?
17:01 UTC
"Can't believe the mods are still staying silent on the ascension of Wilhelm II. to the German throne and it's broader effects on German foreign policy." - r/YuriMemes
14:18 UTC
Dude was smart to dump his load rather than wait for it to fully involve his truck.
10:20 UTC
Many of the owls and butterflies that you see used to be penises
17:33 UTC
I pity the fool that did cream that one time and instantly lost 2 years.
09:16 UTC
Stop eating raw horse. Problem solved.
16:24 UTC
I won’t eat anything more intelligent than an undergrad.
19:04 UTC
Burning cum that melts rocks is x2 joy.
22:48 UTC
Sometimes Genocide is OK.
19:11 UTC
If you were deep-throated by a clarinet, you wouldn’t be asking, either.
00:07 UTC
I now tell people to try to die between 8am-5pm.
01:11 UTC
WFLF(waffle house liberation forces) are seizing and stabilizing areas in aleppo, Hama and Homs to open franchises as we speak. The Waffles must flow.
15:42 UTC
Airachnid and Starscream fucked her partners, of course she's depressed.
01:03 UTC
"The guy on the far right *would* have won if JFK was Jewish."
16:56 UTC
Sneak into the children's hospital at night to touch kids
08:22 UTC
I can jerk it for hours.
23:05 UTC
Do you really want your child to have the Michael Jackson experience?
17:43 UTC
Grandmother dies after slipping on a banana, as much as $1 million in government benefits reclaimed
04:06 UTC
As much as I love waiting an hour for the rated places I can find a hole in the wall with an amazing rub and way better prices.
11:46 UTC
While you die by fucking a hamburger, I die by fucking a bottle of detergent
21:00 UTC
"This could have been a classic if the camera was better showing the dog being drowned"
22:02 UTC
I can't wait to see Dracula hang dong.
21:08 UTC
sure, be a little bit of a dick, but can I bulldoze the local charity and replace it with a temple to Satan?
19:18 UTC