Hey there! I’m a 43-year-old British-born South Asian guy from London, and I’m here to add a bit of fun to the day. Life’s already got its serious side, so I’m looking for someone to share some cheeky chats, playful banter and hopefully more.

As if the M vs F ratio wasn't already skewed, let's make it a little more difficult, any South Asian ladies lurking? ;)

I’m all about keeping it light and fun—flirty conversations. If the chemistry’s there, maybe we exchange pics, jump into a naughty phone call, or even meet up if it feels right. No pressure, no expectations, just seeing where things go and enjoying the ride ;)

About me? I’m confident, easy to chat with, and down-to-earth. While I’ve got my life together, I know how to let loose and keep things interesting. I like to keep it real and upfront, so if you’re intrigued, I’d appreciate it if we can verify early on—just to make sure we’re on the same page.

I’d love to hear from you. Let’s turn an ordinary week into something worth remembering.

How about it?

Hey! I am not having the best week and it's only Monday. My ADHD is making me crave some dopamine from human connection lol I would love to chat with someone and get to know them.

I am a moderately good-looking guy from the US. My sense of humor is very dry and sarcastic. I love to game, play sports, get out in nature, drink, and spend time with friends. I love to travel and have new experiences!

If you feel like we would vibe, please send me a chat and say hi!

You have always wanted to submit to Grandpa and let him inspect & full evaluate your body. I bet no man has ever inspected your body before and then if it's deemed acceptable I will use it. Hopefully you measure up to my low standards. I am hoping to meet a slut to degrade and totally humiliate her. I will start off inspecting your body like a total piece of meat, commenting on what I see and and have you spread and bend so I can closely examine and touch your breasts and holes. The reason is because at one point I will have you get me ready and then mount me as I continue my evaluation. Any flaws I see will be noted and you'll be made aware whether it's stretch marks, pimples on your ass or other parts of your body, hairs around your nipples, uneven size breasts or even a very dark asshole compared to the rest of your skin. The same will apply to your pussy as I will closely examine (and my use the light on my phone to see better) your lips, labiaI and labia and tell you how it rates compared to other woman. While my cock may feel amazing deep inside, I appreciate beautiful lookin pussies, because some just do not look as sexy as others. If you groom I will notice, but if I notice that you missed a few hairs I will tell you. Same if you are natural. I will want to check and would not want to see lint in there etc. I am take charge, kinky and at one point will probably tie you up spread eagle to enjoy your holes. I may spank you in your thong, call you names and punish you. I want to demolish your holes, but will respect your few limits. If I cum in your ass do not be shocked if I have you stand and then watch my cum slowly drip out of you onto the floor or into a bowl. I may have you lick the bowl or the floor clean. At one point I may want to watch you masturbate for me. It's hot to watch and I trust you are fine doing that. Before fucking your ass it's possible when tied that I may administer a disposable enema to clean you out. I trust that is not a problem and when you feel mother nature call I will release you to go to the bathroom. I will not watch, but hope you will not be too humiliated because I will definitely hear everything in there. BTW if attached your husband or bf can watch. Or if you are nervous a female friend can watch me inspect and use you too.

I am white, 6', 200, very very thick cut cock with shaved calls. Write and lets chat.

Good evening from the frosty plains of Iowa! It snowed today, which absolutely made my day—except my street wasn’t plowed, so now it’s basically an ice rink out there.

This year, though, Christmas feels like it’s eluding me. I’ve been searching for that familiar magic, but it seems to be hiding. I’ve got Christmas music on repeat in my car, the tree is up, the decorations are set, and the presents are bought and mostly wrapped. Yet, somehow, the joy just isn’t there. Even Christmas movies don’t feel the same. I love this season, but I feel like I’ve lost my connection to it. Does anyone else feel like this?

I’m looking for someone to share some playful banter, deep conversations, and maybe even a little fun flirting. Let’s talk about anything—your day, your dreams, your fears, your holiday plans, or even your New Year’s resolutions. Show me pictures of your pets, your latest creation in the kitchen, or anything you’re proud of. I’m here for it all.

I’m college-educated, intelligent, compassionate, and loyal. I value kindness and positivity, and I love encouraging others and seeing the good in people.

Music is a big part of my life—classic rock, new wave, and 80s/90s hits are my favorites, but I enjoy branching out into today’s music too. I also love reading, cooking, traveling, playing games, drinking coffee, taking peaceful walks in nature, and savoring the small joys life offers.

If this resonates with you, send me a DM. I’d love to hear from you. Please include your age and location—I’m open to chatting with anyone.

Hey there!

Divorced dad here, with a career that keeps me on the move. I'm looking for someone special to connect with, talk, flirt, and share some fun moments.

Because I travel frequently for work, I'd love to find a charming travel companion to explore new cities with and create memorable experiences.

A bit about me: I really enjoy my high-pressure, yet rewarding career. 6’1, dad bod, I love movies and I try my best keep things light-hearted—I don't take myself or life too seriously.

About you: You're cute, bubbly, and have a positive outlook on life. An adorable voice is a delightful bonus! Ideally, you're fun-loving, outgoing, have “yes, and” energy and of course laid-back with little drama (although a little bit is fun). 😂

Let's connect and make some unforgettable memories together! 😈

… and a good convo.

Deep and raw or soft and silly!

Let’s charm the pants off one another?!?

Me: single mom, witty AF, empath, tall, blonde with a killer smile :)

Chat me.

Hello everyone! Also I am 35 not 34 but it won’t let me change it for some reason. It’s been a while since I’ve been on here but I’d love to reach back out and see if anyone would like a fun, engaging conversation to last as long as possible. I’m obsessed with Christmas time and I love the atmosphere but I’m not opposed to talking for longer and getting to know someone long-term.

I love lots of different things such as tattoos and body art, video games, D&D, reading lots of books and meeting new people who enjoy these things as well. I also am really deep into true crime and recently watched the JonBenet Netflix documentary, if you did as well I’d love to hear your theories.

DISCLAIMER: please be about actual conversation, please don’t waste my time or yours with a one day conversation then never answer again, if you say you’re about it, be about it please! I don’t mean this to sound rude but you wouldn’t believe the amount of people who do this, I just want a lasting engaging conversation please!

Good Morning from the UK.

Its 3am here right now and i cannot fall asleep and my alarm goes off in 3 hours to get ready for work so what better way to spend this time that to make new friends

I am a 42yo guy who is in the middle of a divorce at this moment in time still feels lost and a little lonely but i am learning to live on my own and rebuild my confidence in myself

I would like to find new female friends to chat with and share this space with me and help me move on with life

I'm a submissive looking for a soft dom. I'm 40 from South Carolina and would prefer someone local. Message me if this is you. Have a good day!

Shhhhh-Aaron….😂Hit me with your best joke or pick up line. Looking to make some new friends chat it up and see what’s out there. Musician , former military officer and a filmmaker are just a few things that describe me. Recently got out of the longer term relationship. This new dating world is crazy, and I’m sure you feel the same way too so shoot me a message with your best pick up line or joke see you in the messages!

I'm into music weather movies TV xbox Outer Space and raspberry pi and have been known to play drums and guitar and now I just get baked and play Xbox. Oh and I'm 7ft tall BTW

English guy living in london, always liked American girls, for lots of different reasons.

Would love to find someone and to settle down

Obviously would be perfect to find someone currently in London or the UK but equally open to someone who’s in the US.

Really easy going, preferably someone who’s into similar stuff as me. Can exchange pics

I’ve written down a list of things I’m into below so hopefully something will grab your attention, feel free to ask me anything

Things I like...

enjoying the summer, nose rings, reading, Sunday roasts, films, primrose hill, dusk, music, bed, tate modern, dylan, old streets in London, late night black and white films, rain, architecture, graffiti, trashy television, cooking, history, autumn, brutalism, romantic comedies, william s burroughs, cake, being alone, pretty feet, photography, BBC four, typography, wandering around new places, burgers, the barbican, skylines, cheese, late nights in soho, sunsets, back dimples, random old jazz, cult movies, bus rides in the rain, walking along the canal, drawing, november, late night phone calls, malbec, train journeys, accents, summer solstice, fineliner pens, drinking tea outside when it’s cold, sunrises, taxi driver, bed days, looking out the window when its raining, tracey emin, freckles, christmas, old cameras, walking down by the river at night, girls riding bikes with baskets on the front, lying and watching clouds, frosty leaves, hats, thunderstorms, long hair, stationary, tea, the lower east side, good shoes, frank lloyd wright, polaroids, the office, texting at random hours, my fountain pen, making things, chocolate, poetry, lazy sundays, the doors, kerouac, writing, jack daniels, sunsets, old book shops, late night talk radio, being by the sea on a cold day

Looking for a female friend with benefits that wants to actually meet up and not sell me their onlyfans. DM me for pictures.

Hey! Let’s talk about everything and nothing. I’d like to make a few friends and so, I think this is a great icebreaker to chat about. Pizza is a near universal experience after all and even when it isn’t great, it’s usually at least good. Bad pizza? That’s memorable. Let’s taco bout it! I’m looking forward to hearing from you.

I wish 43 year old me could go back in time and warn 25 year old me…

Did you know you could throw your back out just by sneezing? And your hair turns colors, like white or gray. (I guess it’s ok as long as it doesn’t turn loose) And your knees popping can wake up a quiet house? And don’t go to bed without ‘your pillow’ or your neck will hurt for 3 days!

Then you start making comments like ‘back when I was a kid…’ and ‘how do you work this remote?’

Just LOOKING at an Oreo now will make you gain a pound (I like the mint ones)

You start buying socks that are themed AND All of your shoes say New Balance on them.

Sigh

Look, all I’m saying is that life’s hard enough, so it shouldn’t be hard to find a person that makes you smile.

That’s where I come in.

I’m 43 and divorced. I’m from the hottest part of Georgia right next to hell (no…Hell is not Florida, but I’m sure it’s close) I’ve got all of my hair and teeth. I’m in shape as long as you consider round to be a shape - I do have some extra dad bod, comes with years of complacency in marriage-but I’ve gotten back to the gym recently and I’m putting water in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

I love to laugh….it’s my favorite thing. In a perfect world I’d make my person laugh and just fall in love with her smile.

I love to travel…and not like fly to Vegas travel…although I would. Travel as in load up the truck, point it in a direction and just see where we end up checking off landmarks as we pass them and stopping at every antique store in between.

I love great food…I’ll eat anything that won’t eat me. Except bears, bears will eat you. Unless they’re gummy.

I love to learn…I have 3 degrees and a few certifications just because my ADHD won’t let me decide what I want to be when I grow up.

I love being a dad…my kiddo is THE most important person in my life. We go bowling, arcades, and he even enjoys going to thrift stores with me. He’s smarter than I am and he’s far more kind hearted than I ever could be. HE is who I want to be when I grow up.

I really would love to find someone ‘nearby’ that is tender hearted, loves to just talk until the sun comes up, and appreciates how life can throw us curveballs.

The only reason I say nearby is because at some point I’d love to meet you. Not with the intent to just ‘hook up’ or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays but to just sit and visit. Share a few laughs and a drink. Then move on from there.

I’m in no rush to make something ‘perfect’ happen….life will fall into place just like it should.

Thanks for reading my little novel. I hope you have an amazing day

Looking for ladies in Hudson valley NY that want to get together and not try and sell me their onlyfans. Dm me for pictures.

In my waning days as a 40-something, but still qualify. Looking for someone that is interested in funny/smart-assy conversations as we get into holiday mode and slack off at work. Want to talk about movies? I’m in. Food? Totally. Traveling? Of course. We can wander into all kinds of conversation.

Totally new to this so unsure if I actually have anything particular I’m looking for outside of the ability, and desire, to have quality chats

Thanks for reading

I want to be with someone who I can feel relaxed around; I hate the stress of being around people who get set off by the smallest thing. I want someone whose love language is physical affection, who is warm and compassionate, who will laugh with me, cry with me, who will hold me when I’m not at my best, and who I can hold when they’re being challenged by life. I want someone who I can be open with, who I can trust, who will fight for me just like I’ll fight for them, and who will put just as much into the relationship as I will.

As for me, I am a person who loves physical displays of affection, both public and otherwise, so I want to be with someone who feels the same way. I believe that hugging and/or cuddling the one you love is one of the greatest feelings there is. Gestures like holding, hugging, etc, are something I absolutely adore and would always welcome, especially because there’s nothing that feels better than being in the arms of the person you love, and something like that can make you feel as if, for just a few moments, that all is right with the world.

When my girlfriend, a term I prefer because it feels more personal, and I are together, my ideal night would involve spending our time together at home, curled up on the sofa, perhaps watching a film, or playing a game. I’m not against the occasional day/night out if it’s just the two of us, though. I watch almost nothing in the way of current television or films; I don’t even have a TV, and I’m not in a hurry to get one. And I watch little in the way of sport.

If we’re apart, as I presume would be the case in the early days of our relationship, then I would enjoy doing something together online, either playing a game together, or watching each other game. Ultimately, I want someone I can hold close, who will hold me close. I want us to love together, laugh together, cry together; I want us to live our lives together, in a relationship that goes the distance.

I’m a vegetarian, though I don’t mind being around meat eaters as long as they are respectful of how I feel. I don’t drink and, while I’m okay being with someone who does, it won’t work if you’re a person who drinks frequently. I’m non-religious and non-spiritual, and this will never change, and my views are generally what you’d call progressive and liberal. Disparate views are one thing, but if you use terms like ‘PC/PC culture’, ‘liberal’ or ‘woke’ as pejoratives, we will absolutely not get along. In addition, I do not smoke and will not be with a smoker.

I’m okay with either private messaging or Reddit chat, and I’d like to move off Reddit once we both feel comfortable doing so. Once we’ve moved to a different platform, exchanging pictures is then also something that would be done once we’re both comfortable, as would voice and video chat, especially because the best way to really get to know someone is through real-time communication.

Your opening message doesn’t have to be that long, just give me something to work with, something that can spark conversation. Messages of only a few words won’t get a response, because that means you’re either not putting any effort into this, or, more likely, you’re a bot, which there are far too many of around here.

If you have any questions, queries, posers, then feel free to ask.

I’m in the UK, so I am primarily interested in someone who is also in the UK, as it would make things convenient for the both of us, and it would also make meeting up easier, and I would want to meet up if things progress well. However, I am open to talking to people who are overseas,but only if you’re moving to the UK in the near future, and that the move is, if not set in stone, then is at least guaranteed to happen. If these conditions are not meant, I ask that you don’t waste my time or yours; I can’t do a long-term LDR. Be aware that, for medical reasons, I am unable to travel overseas.

Bonus points if you know the title reference!

40m from Southern California, LA OC area. I am looking for new friends to talk with, get to know and eventually hang out with. Preferably local because I would like to hang out some day but I open to long distance friends. Phone calls are definitely welcomed. I am single, never married, no kids so I have free time and availability.

I enjoy movies, comedies and adventures. I can watch scary or thriller movies, but sometimes I'll read the Wiki before the movie so I know what I am in for.

If you're a foodie, we should definitely talk. I love anything BBQ! If you have any good tips on dessert places or ice cream shops or BBQ, please share!

Anyone in the US that finds anything interesting is welcomed to message me!

When I first decided to post here, I was seeking a real life, genuine girlfriend. But after seeing so many posts about people desiring meaningful relationships, blissful companionship and "the love of their life", I decided to find something simpler - a pretend girlfriend. Let me explain the benefits of a pretend relationship. Our interactions will be digital, discussing the day to day of our lives, upcoming events, even hopes and desires.

Since it will be totally online, its a unique chance for us to be unapologetically truthful with each other. Or not, since there's no way of knowing if the other person is being honest or not. Moreover, we can share names and photos whenever we're comfortable. Or maybe you'll make something up? No way for me to know if it is or not. But, I won't request phone calls, in-person meetings, or your social security details. My aim is to foster a profound, intense bond that's purely virtual.

To qualify as my pretend girlfriend, you need to be somewhat intelligent (or at least a good imagination), expressive, and have a bit of an edge to your personality. Most crucially, your sense of humor has to be top-notch - I couldn't possibly engage in a pretend relationship with someone who isn't witty. Ideally, you're stunningly beautiful (not that I'd know for sure). Proper English usage is a must - since this is totally online we need to articulate what we can't see. As for me, I'm a bright, good-looking 41-year-old professional, currently seeking a distraction.

First, I dont have anything against the hustle. What I have a problem with is these women who claim to want "genuine connection" or "new friends and interesting chats" only to get into a conversation and hold it ransom for an Onlyfans subscription. Get real. Anyone who falls for that deserves to have their money taken. "You're a sad, strange little man and you have my pity" And guys, some of us are just as bad, so lets just get that out of the way.

Where are all the real women around here?

What I bring to the table:

• I'm stable and fully adulting with a great job and I'm well educated.
• I own my own home and dont live at home with my mom (no offense to those who do..respect)
• I'm fully confident and dont mind sharing pics once we figure out who's real and who isn't
• I genuinly love good conversation about a wide variety of topics and I'm not one to ghost
• If it isnt working out for me, chances are i'll still try to stick it out because I pride myself on being a nice guy and even if the spark is minimal, there's usually still a friendship to be had and who couldn't use more friends of the genuine nature? Exactly
• My job is awesome enough that i'm available to chat during my work day as well as in the evening.
• I'm not one of those people who is going completely wig out when you don't message me back immediately because I get busy too.
• I've lived a lot of life and I dont mind opening up about my experience, trials and tribulations, heartaches and heartbreaks and my triumphs and accolades. I'm an open book, you read?

Who am I? Well, I'm a widower so that sort of translates to being single. I have friends and associations with people from many relationship status' so dont think you just HAVE to be single. That's ridiculous. for those who think it matters I'm 5'11", medium build, beard and have shoulder length curly hair I usually keep up in a bun at work but wear down at home. As I mentioned before, I have an awesome job that i'll be glad to tell you about later and I was silly enough to go to college not once, but twice. I have two bachelors degrees in two completely different but oddly related disciplines. I love to read and I'm very much into King and Koontz and have been since I was a kid. I enjoy a wide variety of music for many different reasons and my mood usually determines where the needle stops. I'm very much into movies and visual entertainment and I try to make a point to enjoy it regularly. Nature and scenery are beautiful where I live and I really enjoy the outdoors, especially fishing. I'm a big fan of traveling but honestly just as big a fan of my couch by the fireplace as its getting cold. I play piano when I'm melancholy and I'm a connoisseur of fine bourbon and rum so I usually will accompany that with a short straight glass of something good, even though I would consider myself more of a taster and not so much a drinker. I believe in enjoying the simple things in life. A good sunset, the moon on clear night, laying in my porch hammock with a book or hanging out with my german shepperd who is a wonderful friend and companion. The little things add up. I'm not going to reveal the more interesting and colorful parts of my psyche. You'll have to peel the layers back to find that stuff, but if you're interesting, it wont take too long.

What I'm looking for is very simple. Consistency. I just want someone who wants to be there for more than a quick chat, knows how to keep their SFW pants on when its appropiate (yes, women can be filthy too, don't even pretend y'all arent) and someone who isnt afraid to be tough and vulnerable. Got a story? I'd love to hear it. Need some advice? I'll do my best. Need to vent? I've got thick skin. Need someone to get weird with? I'm all about it. My point is, there's a lot to be had when you really looking for the right thing with good intentions. The right thing could lead you to some of the best things if you're honest with yourself and honest with the rest of us. If you happen to be into cheeky banter and NSFW stuff, I'm not condeming or opposed to such, but its not what I'm looking for 10min into a conversation. you gotta warm a guy up first lol The long and short of this is, if you're genuinely looking for someone build a friendship or what ever the case may be with, I'd love the chance to hear your story and earn your trust.

Hey my name is Alex I'm 33 and from New York I'm also paralyzed from a accident so that's slowed down life quite a bit I enjoy things like racing gaming spending time with family on holidays I watch lots of shows and movies from anything to like Yellowstone or Riverdale I play all different kinds of games all I'm looking for is someone to talk to throughout the day and if it turns into something then it does and if it doesn't it doesn't I'm definitely a go with the flow type just shoot me a chat on here and we can get to talking as you can tell I'm terrible with punctuation it never made sense to me lol and if you don't want to talk I hope you have a incredible day and find someone to talk to bc you're here looking just like me

I really need more stoner friends. I am surrounded by people who take themselves too seriously and it's harshing my vibe. I am chill and allergic to drama, cuz life is too short to stress about bullshit.

Some facts about me: I have a cat I work with monkeys. I love live metal shows. I feel like I'm living in The Twilight Zone sometimes.

Let's get high and talk about shit. I would love to meet in person eventually, but Reddit friends are cool, too.

Hello everyone, happy Monday, I hope to find new friends and friendships here, we can share each other's lives and photos, respect each other, learn from each other, communicate politely, preferably someone older than me, and see what happens in the end?

Hey there! I'm someone who enjoys the simple things in life—good music, delicious food, and the great outdoors. Whether it’s hiking, cooking up something new in the kitchen, or just chilling with a good playlist, I’m always up for having a laid-back time with fun people. I’m looking to chat with like-minded folks who love to explore, share new tunes, or just enjoy a relaxed vibe. If you’re into music, cooking, or nature, let's chat and make some great convos!

Please include your favorite color so I know you read the whole thing :)

Hey there from your brand new online bestie!

What am I looking for? Absolutely nothing specific. I work from home and also travel a lot for work so my in-real-life friendships tend to suffer. I also really enjoy the hit of dopamine that I get when the little orange "1" pops up next to my chats on here. I do prefer longterm chats over little one-day ones. If you're here to "hit it and forget it" in my DMs, it really just seems like a waste of time, no?

I've made some really great reddit friends along the way, but life seems to eventually get in the way for one or the other (the way of such things, I suppose). It gets in the way for me sometimes too! So I get it.

A Little About Me:

I'm originally from the Midwest, but now call Florida home. I know my name is "SportsJunkie" but It's a really old screenname because I've been around reddit forever. I can talk about lots else besides sports! That said, it's a big part of my life, so if I'm slow to respond, I'm at the fields coaching. I'm not very outdoorsy, but I love to cook and sing and hang out with a nice glass of whiskey. I'll save more deets for when we talk! I am rarely serious and always full of really lame dad jokes and lots of sarcastic banter. Just looking for friends on here.

A Little About You:

Please don't expect me to be around at all hours of the night because my night owl days are (usually) over. Maybe you work from home or are a stay at home mom who needs distraction or maybe work is just slow and you like to procrastinate like me. Please be willing to swap selfies at some point and potentially move to another chat venue because reddit chat is notoriously glitchy. Bonus points for being able to dish out the sarcasm as well as you can take it. Eastern timezone or close by is obviously a bonus, but I can make just about anything work.

Did I pique your fancy? Shoot me your age, gender and location in your first message along with your favorite color so I can weed out the AI bot overlords.

I am a guy with Cerebral Palsy who has found it very hard to date online and would like to find someone I can cuddle with, be nude with, talk about everything with and would generally have a lot to give anyone in a relationship with a whole lot of love to give. Willing to host as quite nervous doing and asking for this but i have a variety of hobbies and love chatting face to face with a coffee. Love music and Star Trek especially.

Also have interests in martial arts and Japanese Culture although you can often find me in a coffee shop, in a pub or at home and with family, with that said I have a lot of love to give the right person. I am not a big fan of ghosting but of you decide you just want to be friends then that’s even better. The more friends the merrier in my book.  

I guess I am having to start again trying to find the right circle of friends and hopefully love if I am really lucky, but I’m not sure where to go or what to do to find the right people, because I have been treated badly in the past, but now I respect myself more and I want to be with the right people that respect you.

I’m not very good at introducing myself although I love meeting new people on a one-to-one basis as find it harder in a group. I also struggle if there is more than one conversation going at the same time.

Its nio I am a guy with Cerebral Palsy who has found it very hard to date online and would like to find someone I can cuddle with, be nude with, talk about everything with and would generally have a lot to give anyone in a relationship with a whole lot of love to give. Willing to host as quite nervous doing and asking for this but i have a variety of hobbies and love chatting face to face with a coffee. Love music and Star Trek especially.

Also have interests in martial arts and Japanese Culture although you can often find me in a coffee shop, in a pub or at home and with family, with that said I have a lot of love to give the right person. I am not a big fan of ghosting but of you decide you just want to be friends then that’s even better. The more friends the merrier in my book.  

I’m not very good at introducing myself although I love meeting new people on a one-to-one basis as find it harder in a group. I also struggle if there is more than one conversation going at the same time.

It’s nice to meet you all and I hope we talk soon.

How many views does it take to make that elusive connection here on Reddit? I will definitely publish my results, just as soon as I find it... it's strange, everyone says they're looking for connection- but when there's an actual possibility or spark, all of a sudden they're gone, or they changed their mind. It's certainly frustrating and a little bit bad for the old self esteem, yet still this old Broad (aka Me) keeps posting. What she hasn't done in awhile is really freshen up her post. ..So here we go.(you can see the old one in my post history)

I'm looking for someone to talk to about things, life...whatnot. Someone who appreciates a dry and sometimes, dark sense of humor. Do you have memes? I love memes, maybe we can swap some. What about voice notes, how do you feel about those?

I think that if I "hit it off with someone" I'd be interested in some sort of LDR/Together Apart situation...the feeling of emotional closeness seems to hold more worth to me than the physical.(though I'm not at all opposed to physical meetups)

DO WRITE ME IF You are SINGLE

You like FAT women

You aren't afraid of strong opinions

You like dogs

DO NOT WRITE ME IF You are in an intimate relationship with another person or persons (I'm a carer not a sharerer)

You listen to Joe Rogan

Your beard is a cornerstone of your personality

I do try to respond to all genuine attempts at conversation. So please make an effort, I have.

How many views does it take to make that elusive connection here on Reddit? I will definitely publish my results, just as soon as I find it... it's strange, everyone says they're looking for connection- but when there's an actual possibility or spark, all of a sudden they're gone, or they changed their mind. It's certainly frustrating and a little bit bad for the old self esteem, yet still this old Broad (aka Me) keeps posting. What she hasn't done in awhile is really freshen up her post. ..So here we go.(you can see the old one in my post history)

I'm looking for someone to talk to about things, life...whatnot. Someone who appreciates a dry and sometimes, dark sense of humor. Do you have memes? I love memes, maybe we can swap some. What about voice notes, how do you feel about those?

I think that if I "hit it off with someone" I'd be interested in some sort of LDR/Together Apart situation...the feeling of emotional closeness seems to hold more worth to me than the physical.(though I'm not at all opposed to physical meetups)

DO WRITE ME IF You are SINGLE

You like FAT women

You aren't afraid of strong opinions

You like dogs

DO NOT WRITE ME IF You are in an intimate relationship with another person or persons (I'm a carer not a sharerer)

You listen to Joe Rogan

Your beard is a cornerstone of your personality

I do try to respond to all genuine attempts at conversation. So please make an effort, I have.

I am currently obsessed with this show and I want to know how all these people are finding inmates that are cute to talk to and I can’t find a cute guy online to talk to? Maybe I need to commit a crime? Do some time? Idk I am at a loss Reddit. PS-I am NOT LOOKING for an inmate or criminal ha ha far from it. Just a nice good person to spend my work days with talking, maybe flirting, send me your best mug shot and I will send you mine (no not really)……ps I am really sweet, kind, thoughtful and generally pleasant. If you like to hunt/have guns/vote republican etc then we are complete opposites BUT the funny thing is I tend to like those guys best….go figure 😝😂