/r/ihavesex

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People who brag about how much sex they have must be mocked.

Rules:

Rule 1: Featured person should be having lots of sex or dispensing incredible sexual advice in a boastful or gratuitous manner. If they're not having sex then don't submit it. Just because it's trashy doesn't mean it fits. No statuses from porn sites like Pornhub.

Rule 2: Obscure any personal information (including yours). This includes license plates. Screenshots of posts are easy to track back to the OP. Remove titles/sub names.

This includes last names and usernames. Notable public figures are excluded from this rule.

However we have a banned list that includes Geoffrey Star, Cardi B, James Charles, Dan Bilzerian, Hard Rock Nick, Jake/Logan Paul and Onision. Porn stars are also on this list.

Rule 3: Don't submit direct links, to reddit or otherwise.

Rule 4: Submissions from gender-hating and sexual advice subs are low hanging fruit, and strongly discouraged. If someone is talking about sex in an unremarkable way then it doesn't fit here. Any references to incel/mgtow/red pill stuff will be removed.

Rule 5: No reposts within the past three months or from the top 30 submissions of all time.

Rule 6 No videos. Screenshots or gifs only.

Rule 7: Don't be a dick.

Rule 8. No politics.

Rule 9. No novelty items (decals, bumper stickers, shirts, etc.). T-shirts are okay if the person is wearing it out in public.

Rule 10. No trolls/jokes.

Rule 11. No memes/image macros.

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/r/ihavesex

641,430 Subscribers

6

...doubt

2 Comments
2025/02/01
18:48 UTC

46

That’s a lot to unpack

13 Comments
2025/02/01
09:01 UTC

79

600?

22 Comments
2025/01/21
23:01 UTC

42

Vegas baby

Not only does this guy, but his girlfriend as well.

5 Comments
2025/01/19
02:09 UTC

197

In a thread complaining about female characters in game not being sexy enough for him

49 Comments
2025/01/17
15:39 UTC

175

Coke doesn’t do it for him.

I finally found one in the wild

21 Comments
2025/01/09
21:47 UTC

158

Spotted in college dorm

27 Comments
2025/01/02
04:58 UTC

293

More women would orgasm from penetration alone if they were all having sex with this unique sex god!

36 Comments
2025/01/01
21:45 UTC

500

Saw on fb thought it belongs her

46 Comments
2024/12/27
11:36 UTC

111

I doubt that

36 Comments
2024/12/23
20:42 UTC

42

I think I found one!

In AskReddit

17 Comments
2024/12/23
01:50 UTC

60

This guy makes vids

8 Comments
2024/12/22
16:40 UTC

275

question was “how often should i wash my beard?”

24 Comments
2024/12/17
19:52 UTC

29

In DoorDash sub, guy organically brings up customers inviting him inside for the seggs.

8 Comments
2024/12/15
00:25 UTC

458

Back in 30

7 Comments
2024/12/14
22:32 UTC

184

Spotted in IN

I never knew people actually wore this genre of clothing in public, let alone at 9:00am in the grocery store. Overheard 1 kid asking their parents what her sweatshirt meant.

Sweatshirt reads: “When I am loved correctly I do more gagging than nagging”

16 Comments
2024/12/14
19:41 UTC

60

This public Facebook conversation between a couple I know.

She “has multiple personalities”. 37 to be exact. And he tries to please all of them…

2 Comments
2024/12/14
06:44 UTC

6,506

I haven’t forgot it just hasn’t happened

58 Comments
2024/12/13
17:27 UTC

1,165

Still don’t know what the right response for when someone brings up their sex life completely unprompted is.

I love my friend dearly but I never know what to say when he mention his hookups out of the blue.

48 Comments
2024/12/10
17:07 UTC

24

Not only did someone ask for medical advice on Reddit, but she also described masturbating in excessive detail.

13 Comments
2024/12/10
12:47 UTC

169

When you have to let everyone on Facebook know just how kinky you really are.

11 Comments
2024/12/10
07:32 UTC

34

Night guys have to go wakeup to my hot goth baddie im flirting with stay winning

3 Comments
2024/12/07
13:36 UTC

116

No guys he totally made a woman bi because of how good he is at sex

(Repost because I apparently needed to block out my own name)

11 Comments
2024/11/30
06:43 UTC

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