/r/ihavesex

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People who brag about how much sex they have must be mocked.

Rules:

Rule 1: Featured person should be having lots of sex or dispensing incredible sexual advice in a boastful or gratuitous manner. If they're not having sex then don't submit it. Just because it's trashy doesn't mean it fits. No statuses from porn sites like Pornhub.

Rule 2: Obscure any personal information (including yours). This includes license plates. Screenshots of posts are easy to track back to the OP. Remove titles/sub names.

This includes last names and usernames. Notable public figures are excluded from this rule.

However we have a banned list that includes Geoffrey Star, Cardi B, James Charles, Dan Bilzerian, Hard Rock Nick, Jake/Logan Paul and Onision. Porn stars are also on this list.

Rule 3: Don't submit direct links, to reddit or otherwise.

Rule 4: Submissions from gender-hating and sexual advice subs are low hanging fruit, and strongly discouraged. If someone is talking about sex in an unremarkable way then it doesn't fit here. Any references to incel/mgtow/red pill stuff will be removed.

Rule 5: No reposts within the past three months or from the top 30 submissions of all time.

Rule 6 No videos. Screenshots or gifs only.

Rule 7: Don't be a dick.

Rule 8. No politics.

Rule 9. No novelty items (decals, bumper stickers, shirts, etc.). T-shirts are okay if the person is wearing it out in public.

Rule 10. No trolls/jokes.

Rule 11. No memes/image macros.

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/r/ihavesex

643,199 Subscribers

31

Not my $5, dude!

3 Comments
2024/11/01
12:57 UTC

20

From r/deathgrips

Comments absolutely hated this shit

6 Comments
2024/10/31
23:10 UTC

76

Something tells me this guy isn't eating chicken nearly as often as he wants us to think he is.

41 Comments
2024/10/29
23:15 UTC

22

"I've been scratched worse in sex"

1 Comment
2024/10/29
18:19 UTC

188

Man too good at sex for awkwardness

21 Comments
2024/10/28
13:25 UTC

77

Too busy to watch football

7 Comments
2024/10/27
15:26 UTC

163

Good Morning from Threads

6 Comments
2024/10/24
13:10 UTC

61

I felt the second hand embarrassment/cringe and the emoji made it even worse lol

9 Comments
2024/10/23
01:51 UTC

59

I'm Not Just an Edgelord, I'm an Edgelord who Fucks👹

4 Comments
2024/10/17
02:41 UTC

165

Suck it nerds, My Batman has Sex

36 Comments
2024/10/16
15:37 UTC

90

Don’t attack him for telling the truth!

19 Comments
2024/10/16
02:25 UTC

64

dude had sex while Indiana was rockin' with an earthquake!

4 Comments
2024/10/15
11:19 UTC

94

Sir… This is a Wendy’s.

23 Comments
2024/10/14
13:56 UTC

490

Parents in the wild

It’s different because they’re ✨parents✨

31 Comments
2024/10/14
11:30 UTC

322

Caught one front and center

Felt like I lost some brain cells reading this

37 Comments
2024/10/13
16:59 UTC

175

found this one in the wild

bro got groomed

20 Comments
2024/10/12
17:47 UTC

280

The question was "what was the best band you saw live?"

53 Comments
2024/10/12
13:11 UTC

36

Making a Minecraft joke in Hereditary led to him getting to “second Basel

1 Comment
2024/10/12
01:02 UTC

1

It's those little questions...

17 Comments
2024/10/11
23:26 UTC

110

😟

15 Comments
2024/10/11
13:31 UTC

56

this guy gets tons of women

8 Comments
2024/10/09
20:15 UTC

457

… we should all know *MUCH* less about each other

27 Comments
2024/10/08
20:12 UTC

227

What's better than having sex? Telling people you're having sex.

I had a silly idea a year ago: A website to tell people you're having sex.

After all, what's better than having sex? Telling people you're having sex.

The idea: submit your name, and it gets displayed for 24 hours. Pay a small fee and it stays for a week.

On a flight from Greece to the UK, I decided enough was enough and whipped out the MVP.

3 hours flew by (pun intended). 72 hours later, the app was finished. I posted it to a few subreddits yesterday and the day before thinking they would be ignored.

400k+ reddit views, 3000+ site visits, an emotional whirlwind! This was the first time I've ever seen any traction from my web development endeavours, and all from the dumbest idea I've ever had.

Someone recommended to post the site here, for all you sex havers. So here it is.

imhavingsex.com

16 Comments
2024/10/06
17:36 UTC

151

good for you I guess?

9 Comments
2024/10/03
20:40 UTC

145

What a total bro.

15 Comments
2024/10/03
12:37 UTC

90

Spotted on Facebook, thought of this sub

1 Comment
2024/10/03
00:01 UTC

72

Its the truth/s

10 Comments
2024/10/01
14:58 UTC

164

Sooo incredibly wild

6 Comments
2024/10/01
02:12 UTC

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