/r/ihavesex

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People who brag about how much sex they have must be mocked.

Rules:

Rule 1: Featured person should be having lots of sex or dispensing incredible sexual advice in a boastful or gratuitous manner. If they're not having sex then don't submit it. Just because it's trashy doesn't mean it fits. No statuses from porn sites like Pornhub.

Rule 2: Obscure any personal information (including yours). This includes license plates. Screenshots of posts are easy to track back to the OP. Remove titles/sub names.

This includes last names and usernames. Notable public figures are excluded from this rule.

However we have a banned list that includes Geoffrey Star, Cardi B, James Charles, Dan Bilzerian, Hard Rock Nick, Jake/Logan Paul and Onision. Porn stars are also on this list.

Rule 3: Don't submit direct links, to reddit or otherwise.

Rule 4: Submissions from gender-hating and sexual advice subs are low hanging fruit, and strongly discouraged. If someone is talking about sex in an unremarkable way then it doesn't fit here. Any references to incel/mgtow/red pill stuff will be removed.

Rule 5: No reposts within the past three months or from the top 30 submissions of all time.

Rule 6 No videos. Screenshots or gifs only.

Rule 7: Don't be a dick.

Rule 8. No politics.

Rule 9. No novelty items (decals, bumper stickers, shirts, etc.). T-shirts are okay if the person is wearing it out in public.

Rule 10. No trolls/jokes.

Rule 11. No memes/image macros.

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/r/ihavesex

647,384 Subscribers

4

is my sexy sex too sexy?

0 Comments
2024/04/18
18:22 UTC

0

Theyhavesex

I love you, Nextdoor dot com

1 Comment
2024/04/18
12:52 UTC

28

Could of just said it’s a nice cafe

2 Comments
2024/04/17
18:27 UTC

49

On r/rareinsults

3 Comments
2024/04/15
23:13 UTC

2,237

Thanks to birth control...

42 Comments
2024/04/14
10:15 UTC

1,128

Why can't everyone have as much sex as me?

63 Comments
2024/04/13
16:46 UTC

125

I bet they drew this themselves

7 Comments
2024/04/13
05:50 UTC

102

the song in question is a cute, heartwarming song

9 Comments
2024/04/11
08:44 UTC

46

Helped

2 Comments
2024/04/10
23:45 UTC

308

Lol

19 Comments
2024/04/10
23:24 UTC

483

This comment on a post of a guy who's never been in a relationship. It reads more like a recruitment ad

16 Comments
2024/04/09
20:29 UTC

294

That's enough internet for today 😭

11 Comments
2024/04/06
19:26 UTC

57

guy I follow wants everyone to know he rawdogs

4 Comments
2024/04/04
23:59 UTC

684

Never thought I’d see someone sexualise tones in Chinese 😭

14 Comments
2024/04/04
10:55 UTC

106

I'm sure that happened, and then dad clapped

7 Comments
2024/04/03
19:27 UTC

621

He’s hurt multiple women with his average sized dong

54 Comments
2024/04/02
22:18 UTC

104

What kind of meme…

4 Comments
2024/04/02
18:05 UTC

770

I think they have sex but I’m not positive

26 Comments
2024/04/02
00:09 UTC

38

Ok bro

7 Comments
2024/04/01
20:37 UTC

31

What a nice date

1 Comment
2024/04/01
19:45 UTC

304

Dude needs to leave some girls for the rest of us

13 Comments
2024/04/01
18:30 UTC

102

In a discussion on a horror film centered around SA and in*est

Read the room dude jfc

15 Comments
2024/03/30
17:42 UTC

178

He has had so much sex 3 years ago

23 Comments
2024/03/29
14:49 UTC

93

He’s laying in her bed right now

9 Comments
2024/03/29
05:45 UTC

620

The guy in the car in front of me definitely has sex

31 Comments
2024/03/27
23:48 UTC

696

Damn 8 chicken nuggies?

79 Comments
2024/03/26
06:08 UTC

1 Comment
2024/03/25
22:44 UTC

164

Bet you did 'bro'. Bet you did.

Still living in high school.

8 Comments
2024/03/25
01:09 UTC

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