/r/ihavesex

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People who brag about how much sex they have must be mocked.

Rules:

Rule 1: Featured person should be having lots of sex or dispensing incredible sexual advice in a boastful or gratuitous manner. If they're not having sex then don't submit it. Just because it's trashy doesn't mean it fits. No statuses from porn sites like Pornhub.

Rule 2: Obscure any personal information (including yours). This includes license plates. Screenshots of posts are easy to track back to the OP. Remove titles/sub names.

This includes last names and usernames. Notable public figures are excluded from this rule.

However we have a banned list that includes Geoffrey Star, Cardi B, James Charles, Dan Bilzerian, Hard Rock Nick, Jake/Logan Paul and Onision. Porn stars are also on this list.

Rule 3: Don't submit direct links, to reddit or otherwise.

Rule 4: Submissions from gender-hating and sexual advice subs are low hanging fruit, and strongly discouraged. If someone is talking about sex in an unremarkable way then it doesn't fit here. Any references to incel/mgtow/red pill stuff will be removed.

Rule 5: No reposts within the past three months or from the top 30 submissions of all time.

Rule 6 No videos. Screenshots or gifs only.

Rule 7: Don't be a dick.

Rule 8. No politics.

Rule 9. No novelty items (decals, bumper stickers, shirts, etc.). T-shirts are okay if the person is wearing it out in public.

Rule 10. No trolls/jokes.

Rule 11. No memes/image macros.

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/r/ihavesex

642,622 Subscribers

5

I'm sure you know buddy

0 Comments
2024/12/02
14:36 UTC

72

No guys he totally made a woman bi because of how good he is at sex

(Repost because I apparently needed to block out my own name)

8 Comments
2024/11/30
06:43 UTC

143

Why do people share these things on the internet?

12 Comments
2024/11/28
06:13 UTC

83

on a post about making bread of all places

4 Comments
2024/11/25
00:24 UTC

80

Uh…

34 Comments
2024/11/21
19:35 UTC

264

A comment I got on a meme I posted

17 Comments
2024/11/10
20:39 UTC

176

In reply to OP asking if men have realized women aren’t going to be in the mood for the next 4 years

This cracked me up. Nobody asked bro. 💀

28 Comments
2024/11/08
00:54 UTC

57

From r/memes

5 Comments
2024/11/05
16:00 UTC

195

Found While Pricing Custom T-Shirts

8 Comments
2024/11/04
21:36 UTC

222

The beast inside

42 Comments
2024/11/03
11:25 UTC

162

Lol

31 Comments
2024/11/02
11:09 UTC

76

He is no simp but he fuck his girlfriend

4 Comments
2024/11/01
20:51 UTC

56

From r/deathgrips

Comments absolutely hated this shit

9 Comments
2024/10/31
23:10 UTC

114

Something tells me this guy isn't eating chicken nearly as often as he wants us to think he is.

49 Comments
2024/10/29
23:15 UTC

41

"I've been scratched worse in sex"

3 Comments
2024/10/29
18:19 UTC

241

Man too good at sex for awkwardness

24 Comments
2024/10/28
13:25 UTC

99

Too busy to watch football

10 Comments
2024/10/27
15:26 UTC

87

I felt the second hand embarrassment/cringe and the emoji made it even worse lol

9 Comments
2024/10/23
01:51 UTC

73

I'm Not Just an Edgelord, I'm an Edgelord who Fucks👹

4 Comments
2024/10/17
02:41 UTC

184

Suck it nerds, My Batman has Sex

36 Comments
2024/10/16
15:37 UTC

101

Don’t attack him for telling the truth!

19 Comments
2024/10/16
02:25 UTC

111

Sir… This is a Wendy’s.

24 Comments
2024/10/14
13:56 UTC

526

Parents in the wild

It’s different because they’re ✨parents✨

31 Comments
2024/10/14
11:30 UTC

357

Caught one front and center

Felt like I lost some brain cells reading this

37 Comments
2024/10/13
16:59 UTC

196

found this one in the wild

bro got groomed

20 Comments
2024/10/12
17:47 UTC

305

The question was "what was the best band you saw live?"

54 Comments
2024/10/12
13:11 UTC

46

Making a Minecraft joke in Hereditary led to him getting to “second Basel

1 Comment
2024/10/12
01:02 UTC

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