/r/iamverysmart

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For only the very smartest braggarts.

About

People trying too hard to look smart.

Examples:

  • Thesaurus abuse

  • Pseudo-intellectualism

  • Bad philosophy

  • Self-quoting

Rules

Hover over each rule for more detail.

1. Don't link directly to posts. Redact all identifying information. Take a screenshot and redact all identifying information, e.g. real names, usernames (including your own), addresses, license plates. DO NOT ASK FOR NAMES/USERNAMES.
2. Memes and image macros are not allowed. Don't post memes, copypastas, or image macros (broadly defined as an image with text on it). This includes, but is not limited to, Snap Stories, Whisper, and "background color" Facebook statuses. Posts that include someone pinging the name of this sub will be removed. The only exception to this rule is if the focus of the post is a comment someone made about the meme.
3. Submissions of obvious trolls or jokes are not allowed. Use common sense.
4. Stuff that looks verysmart but isn't really. This submission isn't really an example of some one trying to be “verysmart.” Common examples of things that look verysmart but aren’t really include: conspiracy theories, New Age woo, drug-induced posts, most of Trump's tweets, "sheeple," Neil deGrasse Tyson, Rick and Morty, etc.
5. Long posts: Highlight relevant parts. Highlight relevant sections, or cut it down into an album. With videos, put excerpts in the comments.
6. No reposts. Use the search function.
7. Make an effort with your title. Titles should be at the very least descriptive of what is in the post, and ideally funny and/or interesting. Titles consisting of nothing more than "Thought this belongs here" or "Found on [website]" will be removed.
8. Submissions involving arguments are not allowed. Posts cannot be part of an argument. This is to prevent people from using this subreddit to mock those they're debating with. We're looking for examples of people acting "verysmart" on their own without being baited into it. This rule applies whether you're involved in the argument or not.
9. Avoid anti-intellectualism Don't post people explaining concepts, even in a way that seems pedantic. Having expertise in a subject or enjoying intellectual pursuits don't make someone "verysmart." This sub does not discourage learning or critical thinking.

/r/iamverysmart

1,608,726 Subscribers

176

"I was reading college textbooks in Kindergarten" from Facebook

31 Comments
2024/05/09
21:45 UTC

566

Being a dick to his mother on FB

41 Comments
2024/05/09
20:16 UTC

69

"I've been called perfect countless times, by men and women alike"

16 Comments
2024/05/06
10:19 UTC

450

The cringiest thing I’ve seen today

57 Comments
2024/05/06
05:21 UTC

3

[Meta] Bi-weekly General Discussion Thread

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4 Comments
2024/05/06
02:00 UTC

1,708

SW engineer (yellow) gets owned by verysmart person

161 Comments
2024/05/04
19:21 UTC

46

"Not to seem arrogant but introverts, such as myself, are smart and extroverts are dumb"

17 Comments
2024/04/29
10:14 UTC

22

Yeah... That's why they don't like you

16 Comments
2024/04/27
23:55 UTC

132

Swifties make me want to jump off a cliff sometimes

20 Comments
2024/04/24
04:32 UTC

208

Very smart guy spotted

19 Comments
2024/04/23
00:34 UTC

2

[Meta] Bi-weekly General Discussion Thread

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1 Comment
2024/04/22
02:00 UTC

2,015

I thought this was satire at first but he’s serious

381 Comments
2024/04/21
16:22 UTC

57

And witty.

6 Comments
2024/04/18
23:48 UTC

382

OP thinks bookmarks make you dumb

62 Comments
2024/04/15
18:50 UTC

251

as a person who is a genius...

26 Comments
2024/04/14
16:00 UTC

8

[Meta] Bi-weekly General Discussion Thread

This is a thread for the discussion of any issues related to r/iamverysmart. If you have any questions (for the users or the mods), any issues you want to raise, any clarifications you need, any suggestions or feedback, this is the place.

0 Comments
2024/04/08
02:00 UTC

138

Only intelligent people can enjoy a good movie

45 Comments
2024/04/03
15:18 UTC

80

MGTOW is the way

72 Comments
2024/04/02
18:51 UTC

44

Redditor asks the Magic: the Gathering subreddit what to do about players with bad hygiene at their local game store. Verysmart redditor uses "neuroscience" to explain: "akshully, there's no such thing as smelling bad."

10 Comments
2024/04/01
21:13 UTC

36

I spot the lick, can't pull a fast one on this genius.

9 Comments
2024/03/31
21:54 UTC

58

Can’t quite tell if this is satire or not

10 Comments
2024/03/31
14:33 UTC

49

Day to day simply has no meaning

Those poor plebeians living in the day to day, without meaning, unable to understand our future with their tepid intellect.

8 Comments
2024/03/31
18:34 UTC

17

"Exploring Misconceptions: Understanding the Nuances of Introversion"

7 Comments
2024/03/31
02:00 UTC

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