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This repressed ex Mormon billionaire is spending money on keeping the age of his organs to the lowest levels possible. Even though they’re aging. He takes the plasma from his 17 year old son and injects it for himself. The film ends with him going on a hike with his “Don’t Die” cult.
Guys, this documentary isn’t good. Let alone, thinking another single white male billionaire father who up and left his family to find himself try to live forever. It’s so cringe, there’s tension between him and his son that is so uncomfortable that I’m surprised social services aren’t on this case. Yes the child is 17 but 17 is still a child. Also, the rich using plasma to stay young but coming up with conspiracy theories that children are being eaten by the Illuminati is just a distraction from this plasma transfer. It’s literally Silicone Valley. Blood Boys. Not as “demonic” sounding as “eating children’s adrenal glands in the basement of a pizza place” so they’re getting away with it?
As tired as I am, I’d rather live paycheck to paycheck and enjoy the limited time I have than do anything like this and be rich.
It’s so gross how hard these people want to be like and think they’re doing something innovate. Just because it’s done over various sources of health facilities doesn’t mean it’s not an addiction. Blehhhhhhh just either watch it knowing you’re gonna be grossed out by the creep level, and not for a feel good documentary. I don’t know why this was made. It’s not worth watching, but it is a prime example of fragile while male masculinity. Watch THE SUBSTANCE instead, at least that knows what it is
I wish Europe had the balls to tell him he should stay in his lane.