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For the ungulate teams of the NFL: the Miami Dolphins, Los Angeles Rams, Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos, Buffalo Bills, and Houston Texans.

THE GOLDEN SADDLE


NEXT SADDLE BATTLE

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Sunday, Dec. 31, 1:00PM

Previous Saddle Battle

Team Team Time Winner
Sun, Dec. 17th, 1:00PM

Team Bird Cats Plunder ELOE GLOG W-L
1-0 0-2 2-0 0-2 2-2 5-6
0-1 0-1 1-2 1-2 1-2 5-11
1-2 1-2 1-1 0-3 1-1 4-9
0-3 0-2 0-2 1-1 1-0 2-8
1-1 0-1 1-2 1-1 1-3 4-8
0-1 0-1 3-0 2-2 2-1 7-5
3-2 1-0 1-2 3-1 1-0 9-5
Total 6-10 1-9 9-9 8-12 9-9 36-52

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Golden Saddle Games

Broncos vs Colts December 15th

The first team is the team holding the saddle going into the game

2 Comments
2024/05/19
02:10 UTC

0 Comments
2024/03/13
04:02 UTC

8

go broncos

that is all, carry on.

1 Comment
2024/02/20
06:04 UTC

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Golden Saddle Update

Hello all,

Its the OG Golden Saddle spreadsheet guy. It's been quite some time since the Golden Saddle has been properly tracked (thanks to /u/plexust for an interim update), life changed a bit and I was not following football much at all for a few years. But I've remember about the ungulates and the Golden Saddle, and gotten back around to updating the sidebar sheet to be up to date with the current saddle holder.

Some noteable updates over the last two seasons:

2022 update - The Colts held the Saddle coming into the '22 season, taking it from the Bills in '21 and holding it through the remainder of that season. After defending it against the Texans week 1 and Broncos week 4, they ultimately lost it to the Chargers in week 16, who ran a gauntlet of ungulate matchups, defending it the following week against the Rams, then losing it the week after to the Broncos in week 18.

2023 update - The Broncos entered '23 with the Saddle, holding it for two weeks before handing it over to the Dolphins, who only held it for a week before Buffalo claimed the Saddle, where it is held currently. The next belt matchup will take place in Week 10 in Denver, where the hot and cold bills will face an improving Denver team.

1 Comment
2023/10/31
16:54 UTC

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Aren’t the dolphins out of place in this sub?

I thought ungulate were hoofed quadruped mammals

11 Comments
2022/11/10
14:21 UTC

63

Von Miller has now been on 3 Ungulate teams!

Has this happened before? I couldn't find any easily

2 Comments
2022/03/17
00:31 UTC

64

For the first time since the 2015-16 season, an Ungulate team has won the Super Bowl! 🐏

The last team to do so was the Broncos in Super Bowl 50. Before that, the Colts won in Super Bowl XLI. The Rams won in 2000 in Super Bowl XXXIV, just a year after the Broncos went back-to-back in Super Bowls XXXII & XXXIII. There was a long Ungulate drought before this, going back to when the Dolphins went back-to-back in 1970s with victories in Super Bowls VII & VIII. And the first Super Bowl won by an Ungulate Team was the 1970–71 Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl V.

The Bills appeared in four-straight Super Bowls in the early 90s (Super Bowls XXV, XXVI, XXVII, & XXVIII), but were defeated in each appearance. The Chargers have appeared in one Super Bowl, Super Bowl XXIX in 1994, which they also lost. The Broncos have lost five Super Bowls, both the Rams and the Dolphins have lost three Super Bowls a piece, and the Colts have lost two. The Texans have never made a Super Bowl appearance.

Prior to the Super Bowl, the Cleveland/Los Angeles Rams (1945, 1951) and the Baltimore Colts (1958, 1959) both won NFL Championship Games.

6 Comments
2022/02/15
16:02 UTC

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Current status of the Golden Saddle

Hello Ungulates!

This subreddit's sidebar contains a spreadsheet with the Golden Saddle, which hasn't been updated since 2017 and it says that the next Saddle Battle is the 2017 Week 17 matchup between the Bills and Dolphins.

The Bills would go on to win that game in Miami 22-16, keeping the Saddle through the 2017 postseason, where they lost in the wildcard round to the Jaguars.

The Bills entered 2018 holding the saddle, until losing it to the Chargers in week 2, 31-20. The Chargers' glory would be short lived, as they immediately coughed it up in week 3 to the Rams in the Battle of L.A. in a 35-23 loss. The Rams would successfully fend off the Broncos in week 6, 23-20, and they went on to keep the Saddle for the rest of the season and the whole of 2019 due to a lack of scheduled games between them and their ungulate brethren.

The Rams would go on to lose the Saddle in week 3 of 2020 to the Bills in a 35-32 heartbreak, capping a 37-game possession — the longest continuous period of Golden Saddle possession since the 1983-86 Rams held it for 55 games. The Bills would keep the saddle through the remainder of the 2020 season, besting the Broncos and Dolphins in the regular season, and defeating the Colts in the wildcard round.

The ascendant Bills would keep the saddle through mid season in 2021 as well, defeating the Dolphins (week 2) and Texans (week 4), before losing it to the Colts in week 11 in a lopsided affair. After defeating the Texans in week 13, 31-0, the Colts are guaranteed to take the Golden Saddle all the way to the door of the postseason.

Updated Golden Saddle tracker

6 Comments
2021/12/14
21:26 UTC

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In memory of the fallen Broncos, press the attack on the Cowboys! Make 'em pay!

0 Comments
2020/06/19
15:16 UTC

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PROTECT THE BRONCOS! THE STEELERS ARE VULNERABLE! NOW IS THE TIME!!!

0 Comments
2020/06/18
15:44 UTC

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Come on guys, let's clippity-claw dem Boys off a cliff. Keep voting Dallas, don't give up!

0 Comments
2020/06/18
15:36 UTC

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We interrupt our attack on the League to bring out cats a meal. VOTE FALCONS!!!

2 Comments
2020/06/14
03:12 UTC

4

The League is attacking the Ungulates! Let us LIBERATE the Broncos - VOTE COWBOYS!!!!

1 Comment
2020/06/13
15:08 UTC

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The fight continues; yesterday was our best resistance yet. Vote Steelers!

0 Comments
2020/06/11
15:09 UTC

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What’s the plan for next vote?

Obviously this one is the birds (hawks) but what’s our move after that? Take out another bird?

2 Comments
2020/06/06
22:51 UTC

5

WE VOTE SAINTS TODAY!!!!

1 Comment
2020/06/05
06:10 UTC

8

Buckle up, boys, our time approaches.

1 Comment
2020/05/19
05:45 UTC

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List of SUPER BOWL Champions ALL-time (1967-2019)

4 Comments
2020/01/13
06:52 UTC

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Life as a dolphins fan

3 Comments
2019/08/25
15:02 UTC

4

Vikings could return

8 Comments
2019/07/03
01:42 UTC

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ELIMINATION POLL: CHARGERS vs RAIDERS! CAST YOUR VOTE NOW!!

WHO GOES AND WHO STAYS?? YOU DECIDE!!

ELOE PRESENTS: AFC WEST BATTLE

#RAIDERS -vs- CHARGERS

CAST IN YOUR VOTE>> CLICK HERE

5 Comments
2019/06/28
22:20 UTC

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