Ravens losing to the Browns. That was a painful game to watch. (caws in sadness)

Took an L to Seahawks today which I’m not a fan of but I knew our win streak would come to an end soon. It was a quality loss at least.

The only way I’ll come out of this weekend feeling ok is if yall take a bird shit on the Bucs in primetime. We will be able to keep the division lead I think and they need another good bird humbling

Atlanta (4-2) look to continue their 3 game winning streak while remaining undefeated against both the NFC and fellow birds

Seattle (3-3) look to stop their 3 game losing streak and start 1-0 versus fellow birds.

What are your predictions for the 2nd bird battle this year?

      SEAHAWKS RANKINGS

TOTAL OFFENSE: 7th

PASSING OFFENSE: 1st (6 INT THROWN)

RUSHING OFFENSE: 29th (4 FUM. LOST)

PPG: 13th (17 total TDs)

SACKS ALLOWED: 19

FG: 9-12 (1BLKD) [75%]

PAT: 15-15 [100%]

TOTAL DEFENSE: 19th

DEF VS PASS: 10th (2 INT)

DEF VS RUN: 27th (2 FF)

POINTS ALLOWED: 25th (16 TDs allowed, 12-14 FG against)

SACKS: 17

TO Differential: T-28th (-6)

      FALCONS RANKINGS

TOTAL OFFENSE: 8th

PASSING OFFENSE: 6th (5 INT THROWN)

RUSHING OFFENSE: 21st (2 FUM. LOST)

PPG: 11th (15 total TDs)

SACKS ALLOWED: 10

FG: 15-17 (1BLKD) [88.2%]

PAT: 12-12 [100%]

TOTAL DEFENSE: 17th

DEF VS PASS: 9th (5 INT)

DEF VS RUN: 25th (2 FF)

POINTS ALLOWED: 15th (12 TD allowed, 17-17 FG against)

SACKS: 5

TO Differential: T-13 (0)

Any thoughts on which way this one is going to go?

Today is the day we avian warriors get the chance to pull even, with a divisional air-land scrap seeing the Falcons take on the Panthers. Currently 1-2 in the war after three straight games (Lions taking back-to-back W's against the Cardinals and Seahawks, before the titanic Ravens-Bengals matchup last week went in a feathery direction), this is the only meeting for two weeks, until the Eagles face the Bengals in Week 8.

LET'S DO THIS!

I fell ill this past week so I’ll do my best to have a nice post by Wednesday evening. Will be way different than the previous ones since I’ve lost track of Team stats as week 5 games progress.

Did like to see 9ers fans make excuses again

Awesome Job Ravens!! CAAWWW CAAAWWWWW

For the previous posts for this Season, which also include important Bird Fights and Bird Cat Fights….they’ll be easily found in this small, but devoted, subreddit.

As Week 4 concluded, the Eagles looked happily towards their BYE week. The Cardinals sought to forget the loss to a Cat team, while the Ravens looked on towards their Sunday Fight against the Bengals. The Cat Teams are currently 2-0 against us Birds, so lets hope the Ravens get our first Win of the Season. The Falcons, well, they enjoyed their game and after seeing the result’s of their most recent game, they’ll happily read this post!!!!

Offense

In short, the Birds are flying high still, while the poor stinky Cats are only being held up by the Lions.

Ravens 1 at the top of the League and the Bird Pile!! Seahawks 5 Eagles 7 Falcons 9 Cardinals 12 Total: 34

Lions 4 bengals 11 panthers 23 jaguars 25 Total: 63

Defense

Birds still look solid here against the cat stats, but not so high in the League as the Offense side.

Seahawks 8 Ravens 13 Falcons 19 Cardinals 25 Eagles 29 Total: 94

Bengals 15 lions 22 panthers 28 jaguars 30 Total: 95

Turnovers…..sad bird noises

You can look away, but you can’t deny reality. It pains me as an Eagle’s Fan to see the team be a rock in the Skies compared to the other Birds. That doesn’t mean I can be selfish and avoid the matter. When I say CAAWWW you say CAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Ravens 10 Cardinals 15 Falcons 21 Seahawks 28 Eagles 31 (whew not dead last) Total: 105

Lions 12 panthers 16 bengals 17 jaguars 26 Total: 71

Overall totals……remember these are skewed by there being FIVE Birdteams and FOUR Catteams, so Cats have a better chance of the lower “Winning” score.

Also, know a few things: The Jaguars are winless. The Bengals and Panthers have only won one game each. The Lions are 3-1, literally carrying, and unless you root for the NFC North, or have bad history with the Lions Team, you’d probably be happy for them if they got a Ring!!!! (Goff being an ex-division rival for Cardinals and Seahawks may or may not help)

So really if you want to just skip the overall totals for this week, and go straight to the player spotlight, I’ll make the spotlight ALL CAPS so you can scroll quickly …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Birds: 233 Cats: 229 …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

PLAYER SPOTLIGHT, BECAUSE THEY’RE THE REAL HEROS

Ravens

Lamar Jackson QB 858 yards with the longest being 58 yards. 1 Interception and 5 Touchdowns! Beautiful play by our Bird QB, I don’t even want to include the Rushing Stats.

Isaiah Likely TE Leader of the Receivers with 18 Targets 13 Receptions 167 yards, longest being 49 yards. 1 Touchdown

Cardinals

James Connor RB 63 carries and 293 yards. Longest run of 22 yards. 3 Touchdowns 7 Targets 6 Receptions 52 yards with longest of 22 yards.

Matt Prater K 6-6 Field Goals made, with longest of 57 yards 10/10 Extra Points made

Seahawks

Kenneth Walker III RB 32 carries and 183 yards. Longest run of 28 yards. 4 Touchdowns 8 Targets 6 Receptions for 42 yards, with longest of 13 yards.

Jason Meyers K 6-8 Field Goals made, with longest of 56 yards. 10/10 Extra Points made.

Falcons

Darnell Mooney WR 24 Targets 15 Receptions and 225 yards, longest being 41 yards. 1 Touchdown

Younghoe Koo K 9-9 Field Goals made, with longest of 58 yards! 6/6 Extra Points made. This Bird has the best Leg so far!

Eagles

(Will not be included in next week’s spotlight as it’s a BYE week for the Birdteam)

Saquon Barkley RB 73 Carries and 435 yards, longest run of 65 yards. 4 Touchdowns 15 Targets 12 Receptions and 85 yards. Longest being 27 yards. 1 Touchdown

Jake Elliot K 4-5 Field Goals made, with longest of 38 yards. 8/8 Extra Points made.

CAWWW CAWWWW

Here’s our Week 3 Roost Update.

Down with the stinky cats!

I’ll be refining how I do these throughout the season. Previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BIRDTEAMS/s/kuOkMRBi44

Turnovers

Ravens 7th, Cardinals 13th, Seahawks 23rd, Falcons 24th, and Eagles 31st Total: 98

Panthers 14th Bengals 16th Lions 21st Jaguars 29th Total: 80

Defense

Seahawks 2nd Cardinals 17th Falcons 18th Eagles 22nd Ravens 23rd Total: 82

Lions 10th Bengals 13th Panthers 24th Jaguars 25th Total: 73

Offense

Ravens 1st Eagles 2nd Cardinals 6th Seahawks 7th Falcons 20th Total: 36

Lions 3rd Bengals 15th Jaguars 27th Panthers 28th Total: 73

Birds: 216 Cats: 226

It’s not just the Bird Teams my Bird Bros! It’s the individual Birds that are Flying High this season.

Arizona Cardinals

QB Kyler Murray has thrown for 635 yards with 5 Touchdowns and 1 Interception. He used his legs 15 times and raked up 161 yards with the longest run being 29 yards.

LB Dennis Gardeck has 1/3 of the team’s 9 total sacks.

Baltimore Ravens

RB Derrick Henry has 281 yards and 4 touchdowns, with the longest run being 29 yards.

LB Kyle Van Noy has 4 of the team’s 10 total sacks.

Seattle Seahawks

WR DK Metcalf has seen 24 targets with 17 receptions 262 yards and 2 touchdowns.

LB Derick Hall and LB Boye Mafe are tied for sacks with 3 each. Team total is 11.

Atlanta Falcons

WR Drake London has seen 19 targets with 14 receptions 136 yards and 2 touchdowns.

TE Kyle Pitts has seen 12 targets with 8 receptions 105 yards and 1 touchdown.

Philadelphia Eagles

TE Dallas Goedert has seen 20 targets with 17 receptions and 239 yards.

S Reed Blankenship has the only 2 interceptions

Unfortunately the Cardinals lost to the Lions, but the Seahawks have a chance to settle the score this week! This post (https://www.reddit.com/r/BIRDTEAMS/s/SzBZnLgKN7 ) has important Bird and Cat games for the remainder of the Season, until Playoffs!

CAAAAWWWW CAWWWWW FOR NOW!

CAWWW CAWWWW

The Bird Belt flies high with the Falcons, what a game!

Let’s focus on the positives and send our energy to Bird Bro Cardinals for Sundays afternoon matchup. Seahawks go against Lions the following week, so it’s time to start and build a lead for the season.

Put some games on your CAWLENDARS

Seahawks Lions Week 4

Ravens Bengals Week 5

Falcons Panthers Week 6

BIRD FIGHT Seahawks Falcons Week 7

Eagles Bengals Week 8

Jaguars Eagles Week 9

Bengals Ravens Week 10

BIRD FIGHT Cardinals Seahawks Week 12

BIRD FIGHT Eagles Ravens Week 13

Panthers Eagles Week 14

BIRD FIGHT Seahawks Cardinals Week 14

Cardinals Panthers Week 16

Panthers Falcons Week 18

GG Eagles, great game down to the drive. Let's go and beat our common enemies, The human teams. FINAL SCORE ATL-22 PHI-21

Even without the Eagles Falcons game, The Bird Teams are crushing it compared to the dirty stinky cats!!

Keep in mind there are 5 Bird teams and 4 cat teams which skews the stats in the Cats’ favor! Also, this leads into tonight’s game, so Falcons and Eagles have a chance to rise/fall in the rankings.

Yes I am showing disrespect and throwing shade at the Cats. If you want to know what’s at the top of their pile, I’m not LION when I say get out of this Nest.

CAWWW CAWWWWW

We give the Bird to our opponents and the proof is in the talons.

Bird Teams Ranked Offensively: Ravens are elevating the Roost at 1st, Eagles 3rd, Cardinals 7th, Seahawks 13th, Falcons 30th for Total Yards/Points

cats ranked Offensively: 2nd 21st 23rd 32nd

Bird Teams = 54 cats = 78

Defense wins! Our flurry of feathers keeps the opponents distracted.

Don’t worry Falcon Bros, you’re the top of the Bird pile at 6th, Seahawks are 7th, Cardinals 14th, Ravens 16th and Eagles 31st

Cats suck! 11th 15th 22nd 25th

Birds = 74 Cats = 73

Special Teams dive for their prey!

This time The Cardinals are on top of the pile for Birds and the League at 1st! Falcons 9th Seahawks 19th Ravens 24th Eagles 28th

Cats stink 12th 15th 21st 29th

Birds = 81 Cats = 77

Birds snatch the ball and rarely give it up! Turnover Talk

Seahawks on top of the pile at 11th Cardinals 14th Ravens 15th Eagles 27th Falcons 28th

Cats drool 16th 20th 21st 22nd

Birds = 95 Cats = 79

Total tally for Birds = 304 Total tally for Cats = 307

CAW CAWWWWWW

The shiniest Feathers, the prettiest Eggs, The sharpest Talons, The keenest Vision

Aside from injuries, this fledgling Season is off to a good start!

Healthy wings to tomorrow's raptors.

May the gods grant us a healthy battle of the birbs tomorrow night, Goodluck to my Eagle birdbros. For tomorrow we are enemies, but beyond that we are brothers in birbness. #RiseUpATL

Pun intended.

It's gunna be bird on bird crime to end next week. I am sorry fellow birdbros. Let the best bird win. My condolences on the loss this week as well. It would have been nice if y'all beat our cross state rivals.

Here's to hoping the Cardinals, Falcons, and Seahawks all get the W today and start the season off right. Congrats to the Eagles of course, and the Ravens will be just fine

HAPPY FIRST BIG GAMEDAY!