/r/ToolJerk
This is a "circlejerk" community. For the "genuine" "Tool" "discussion" visit "r/ToolBand"
/u/Good2Go5280 's Sidebar: Tool sucks. However, you should buy ALL of their records, merchandise, and tickets to their shows but not attend. The End per request
ToolJerk ∞
One rule: Think for yourself. Question authority.
2ND rule : Question authority except /r/tooljerk mods, they are here to help and are awesome.
3RD rule : No creed or nickelback.
3RD eye: Pry it open
4TH rule: Trolls receive 86's
https://www.toolband.com/ here is the official TOOLband site, this is the place to get real news from the band and not some obscure occult bullshit, thanks for your effort BMB.
Here is Alex Grey's site.His art makes us jerk harder than most.
Here is http:/r/Primus, /r/themarsvolta, /r/nincirclejerk, /r/occult/, /r/APerfectCircleJerk, /r/PrimusCircleJerk, /r/TOOLFansGW(NSFW), /r/RATMJerk /r/unexpectedTOOL, /r/TOOLBand (A place for filthy casuals).
/r/ToolJerk
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This is the worst cover I've ever heard in my life.
20:32 UTC
How do I tell if my salival copy is genuine?
I recently got the album and I’m worried if it’s a bootleg. How do I tell if it is genuine or not?
00:52 UTC
Fuck Ænima
Ok, now you've done it!
Ima Track1 until you scream
Make you face the Eulogy of this empty scene
Ill make you scream until you give birth to H.
Im the Useful Ianot and now you are displaced
It'll take 46 minutes & 2 more to clean up
When you are in, play the Message and the incantation starts
"I AM THE MAN!" These aren't farts, don't be afraid just take it to the bass
Until the intermission fades
jimmy's on his way!
Afterwards we'll enjoy some nice dough balls with nuts, AND NO EGGS!
Because You're pushing and shoving me, and I'm pushing and Shoving You!
Cant Say, "The Sum Will All Add Up One Day!"
"I want to watch it all go away!"
Up Up Up To the Ionosphere and Higher!
Prying Open My Third Ey
(-_+)
02:28 UTC
I HAD THE MOST TERRIFYING DREAM LAST NIGHT. I dreamed that there was this K-POP gathering, but a bunch of Girl Groups had 1 member that was sick, so they got a Rockstar to cover for that member. Danny Carey covered for Chaeyoung in Alcohol-Free
https://youtu.be/FRvPXtvfg1w?si=XEh-kD71drwR5WAF
Chaeyoung is the girl with light blonde hair. Now imagine her as Danny 😭💀
03:43 UTC
n Missing Ani Thing?
72826___
Opiate EP (1)__________LATERALUS (1,1,2,3,5)
Uundertow (2)____________10,000 Days (27.3)
Æ(AE)NIMA (3)_________FEAR INOCULUM (7)
SALIVAL (4)____________(RA / EC) (8)
\\\\\\\\\\--- Opiate 2 ---//////////////////_
MULTIPLES INCLUDED:
Opiate EP Tape & Disc & Record
Undertow Full Circle ORIGINAL Track List
(Undertow Rerelease) T&D&R (SOBER VIDEO, PRISON SEX VIDEO)
(Sober: Tales From The Darkside) Paul D'Amore Transformation
AMINEA (AENEMA REVERSED) T&D&R (STINKFIST VIDEO, ÆNAMA VIDEO) Justin Chancellor Metamorphisis
----SALIVAL VHS/DVD BOXSET (Construct full tracklist/ Live tracks online)
LATERALUS (ALTERNATE TRACK ORDER) T&D&R
(Schism DVD) Left Ear/ Right Ear bonus concept material
(Parabol/Parabola DVD) Left Ear/ Right Ear bonus concept material
10,000 Days (MIXABLE TRACKS) D&R
(Vicarious DVD) Left Ear/ Right Ear bonus concept material
FEAR INOCULUM DELUXE (video box)
FEAR INOCULUM DOWNLOAD
FEAR INOCULUM II (BOOK and Gold Laced Pages)
FEAR INOCULUM RECORD
FEAR INOCULUM ONLINE (
FEAR INOCULUM IN HEART
LUCEUM FOR IAN (FEAR INOCULUM REVERSED)
OP2 Video
THE_WITNESS VIDEO (NOT TOOL)
(RA. /. EC) [RESTRICTED ALBUM]
(1 missing; 9 Censored Album "A BEST HITS ALBUM :9 and her Reversal :9)
(2 Missing; BROWN MAGIC: SOUNDTRACK to the hit motion picture; JELLY DOUGHNUT _)
(3 Missing; YOKO ONO: TOOL MYTHOLOGY POLKA/ BLUEGRASS INTERPERATATION)
(4 missing, 11th Album HECK, URT, Hawaii, HAVEN)
(5 Missing; His 12)
(6 13)
87/ 146/ 292/ 1888
Ediot: FEAR INOCULUM BOX SET
01:19 UTC
run. de
sire run,
sexuel ebing,.
10:03 UTC
13:00 UTC
Remembering Ol Moisty Posts 😿💦 we miss you u/MisforMOIST
15:30 UTC
This is the scariest thing I have eve seen.
08:01 UTC
<--------- Upvote if TOOL keep you alive at the bottom?
20:19 UTC
And then on dawned on me
😮💨😳⁉️<-(Satanic Secret)
Good morning! How are you? Thats very interesting, please tell me more....
-and then i came acrossed the notion that "I might not actually know just how Houdini preforms his tricks. I heard he died on stage.."
-and then, while having my morning coffee, the notion came on me that, "Tool might be waiting until the very moment ian would be hung on a cross, before releasing another content based produce...."
"Pour Ian, i love this guy but i think the cigarrettes get too much into his head, lungs, heart and mind. If only there was something i could do...."
[READ THE POST AND COMMENT A LITTLE MORE CLOSELY=
I SAW THE GAP AGAIN TODAY, WHILE YOU WERE BEGGING ME TO STAY. TAKE CARE NOT TO MAKE ME ENTER. 'COUS IF WE DO WE BOTH MAY DISAPPEAR]
Question yourself, Think for Authority
(?!=",." -> "? !")
Dont forget to tip your servers ty goodnight and Adam Bless Everyone!
14:10 UTC
P.U. shit
Us TJ Mods have been trying something
a little different in this sub.
We've been looking at
one of our rules
from a different hassle,
under a different fight,
so we can hopefully kind of
ban you almost for the first time.
We'd like try that on you tonight, is that okay?
We're gonna need your help though.
We're gonna need your help
and your submission,
so we need you to post
an uncomfortable comment,
that is not only highly opinionated,
but also subtly sarcastic.
I want you to shut your mouth and put it out there,
and we'll see you over at r/toolband...
03:28 UTC
Can we make a ToolJerk discord server
01:30 UTC
Duplicate posts from r/Toolband will be removed.
We've been seeing a huge increase in cross-posts & "cut & paste" posts directly from r/Toolband sometimes only 2hrs apart by different authors than the original.
Please don't do this. Safe to say we all (mostly) subscribe to r/Toolband as well & it's just lazy & spamming our feeds.
Thanks & Ride the Spiral 6 inches at a time.
11:34 UTC