/r/ToolJerk

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This is a "circlejerk" community. For the "genuine" "Tool" "discussion" visit "r/ToolBand"

/u/Good2Go5280 's Sidebar: Tool sucks. However, you should buy ALL of their records, merchandise, and tickets to their shows but not attend. The End per request

ToolJerk ∞

One rule: Think for yourself. Question authority.

2ND rule : Question authority except /r/tooljerk mods, they are here to help and are awesome.

3RD rule : No creed or nickelback.

3RD eye: Pry it open

4TH rule: Trolls receive 86's

https://www.toolband.com/ here is the official TOOLband site, this is the place to get real news from the band and not some obscure occult bullshit, thanks for your effort BMB.

Here is Alex Grey's site.His art makes us jerk harder than most.

Here is http:/r/Primus, /r/themarsvolta, /r/nincirclejerk, /r/occult/, /r/APerfectCircleJerk, /r/PrimusCircleJerk, /r/TOOLFansGW(NSFW), /r/RATMJerk /r/unexpectedTOOL, /r/TOOLBand (A place for filthy casuals).

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Hey you guys, ive got some news for you

Tool likes their fans ok

0 Comments
2024/12/04
10:49 UTC

1

Tool, Thank You

I know your upper ups, and I appreciate what you've done for me. Lets hope this reconciling doesnt keep you from your usual progress.

0 Comments
2024/12/04
10:39 UTC

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Maynard sings about ego death but then learns to fight so he can bash TOOL fans. Seems odd. Or is he encouraging TOOL fans to learn to swim as well as fight so we indigo children can defeat the new world order?

3 Comments
2024/12/03
02:27 UTC

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Lift your game women. Oddly enough this is the gender divide in TOOL fandom, coincidence?

7 Comments
2024/12/02
23:44 UTC

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Discussion: What TOOL song makes your butthole tingle the most?

Serious replies only thank you.

17 Comments
2024/12/01
03:18 UTC

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New tool fan here. Whats that song that goes like:

"DRINK CUM

CUM

DRINK CUM

DRINK CUM

Here we goon again"

5 Comments
2024/11/29
23:22 UTC

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Why does Maynard want 48 chromosomes, wouldn't that make him developmentally impaired?

I realize I'm on the jerk sub. I don't know if I'm ready to ask this on the main sub.

I was trying to explain the basis of the song 46 & 2, but everything I'm reading about having two extra chromosomes just sounds like cognitive/physical disability...? Or, at least chatgpt isn't providing a lot otherwise.

Is it like how the cult in Midsommar really reveared their "holy" character who appeared physically & mentally impaired in the way that people with extra chromosomes appear??

When the song 46&2 first came out & people were trying to interpret it, did most people think of the disability or the more esoteric interpretation first?

Once I started tryna speak on the minimal amount I know of this song's meaning, I really had a hard time explaining....

Anyways, Happy stanksgiving

20 Comments
2024/11/29
01:28 UTC

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How the hell Mockingbeat?!!!

Did this all happen on some other part of the galaxy 2?? How the fuck coukd i servive the 7empes7?!! Am i some kind of super pneuman?!!! Wth!! Smh!

6 Comments
2024/11/28
11:17 UTC

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H.alf empt.y Lyric Video (Secred Code Applied🧠) 🫀👁️👁️👁️

2 Comments
2024/11/28
00:21 UTC

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I was feeling really anti social and mad and then...

0 Comments
2024/11/27
22:59 UTC

5

I like Undertow

Intolerance - Indivisible Fluxuations

Prison Sex - Unconventionally Repeat

Sober - A Question Without An Answer

Bottom - A Bottomless Hole (Except Now)

Crawl Away - EEYORE's TAIL

Swamp Song - Belligerent Ballad (That Doesn't Mean Anything)

Undrrrrtow - Knee Cap Excercise Program

Disgustipated _ I Told You Already, And Ill Tell You Again and Again

Flood _ Not You Or Him, Us

0 Comments
2024/11/27
15:12 UTC

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Discussion: How does the Jambi solo make your genitals feel?

Serious answers only please.

10 Comments
2024/11/25
23:03 UTC

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10 x 2 am X Yogi Dmt and a box of krispy kremes..

Me: wow! You must of been high

4 Comments
2024/11/25
16:40 UTC

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THE HORROR IS COMING (To a Theater Near You) TOOL LOOT

Opiate - The Cream of the Crop

Undertow- How did I get here in this ditch?

Ænæmæ - So much Noise! AHHHHHH!!!!!

Salival - (Missing Reel)

Lateralus - Mathematical Extension from the smallest center to the largest outward part of the circle

10,000 Days - Where I see things are heading, have headed towards, have gone from cut right into dissectional parts (mixes welcomed)

FEAR INOCULUM - Now THAT is scary!

RA/EC- Spray Paint doesn't go well with Lemons.

Gay Rodeo, Three Fat Brown Fingers, I smell Iced Pee, Bad Breath's Trip to the Bethlehem Abortion Clinic, Kit*chen of Nurse Katemela's Travel Bag Tape (in a formidable presentation, Brown Magic (Movie)) - Ewe What the hell is that? [NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CLEARANCE]

To Kill A Mockingbeat - (Not Viewingg)

5 Comments
2024/11/25
13:39 UTC

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***OGTs Only*** Poll: Which is your Fav TooL TRACK?

track

/trak/

noun

  1. A rough path or minor road, typically one beaten by use rather than constructed.

"follow the track to the farm"

  1. A song that you DARE NOT pause, skip or fast forward UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

"no officer I cannot turn the music off, it's about to transition into Parabola"

View Poll

7 Comments
2024/11/23
22:44 UTC

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Toolish Burger

Opiate - Bun

Undertow - Ketchup

Ænima - Onions

Çalival - Mayo

Lateralus - Beef (Non Vegan)

10,000 Days - Pickle

Fear Inoculum - Mustard

Opiate 2 - Bun 2

(No Cheese Please)

5 Comments
2024/11/22
10:05 UTC

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