These Is The Rules

1. Don't be a prick.

2. No linking to anything on flickr. Just use imgur, dummy.

3. Universal health care is a fundamental right.

4. Submissions can be on topics not involving Stephentown if the submitter believes Stephentown exists.

5. We are at war with /r/Albany

6. If someone says something and you can take it as a joke or as an insult, you must take it as an insult.

7. Did you know?
   CHEESE-
   BURGER

8. The Designated Hitter rule is to be followed at all times. Any league that doesn't use the Designated Hitter is an inferior league.

9. You are not allowed to build a mask out of someone else's face using rudimentary sewing skills. A sewing machine must be involved and tight stitch work is required.

Them's The Rules

Nearby Subreddits Of Interest

• Cities & Towns:

/r/Albany - Fuck these people. They stole my goddamned wallet and touched me inappropriately in my weenus. (Refer to rules #5 and 6)
/r/Cobleskill - Go west, young redditor
/r/Fonda - Because why not?
/r/GlensFalls - A Perfect Place To Live, Shop, Work & Play!
/r/Potsdam - SUNY Potsdam, a place to be nice!
/r/Saratoga - the only place to act like gambling addiction is cool
/r/Schenectady - The light that illuminates New York State
/r/Troy - Our official county seat!

/r/518circlejerk - Refer to rules #6 and 7.
/r/NewYorkForSanders and /r/SandersForPresident - Refer to rules #3 and 4.
/r/StewartsShops/ - subreddit created by fans of this local employer of over 4,500 people, for more details, refer to rule #7.
/r/TimesUseless - I think this is the official Times Union subreddit
/r/Upstate_New_York - It's kind of a big deal.