The attack on Rapist arch is starting in an hour, time to kill some reds!

It's easy, just answer the questions below.

1. Are you a Periwinkle?

2. Have you fought in a battle before? (It doesn't matter if you haven't)

3. Will you help to make and keep Sapphire an active and fun territory?

4. Favorite food?

I hope you'll enjoy your stay in Sapphire! Also, feel free to ask any questions!

From- Periwinkle Department of Defense, Sapphire Juristiction
To-  Marquess /u/toworn, Governor of Saphhire District
CC- Mr. L.R.Funni (CEO FooledYa Industries)
Attachments- Defense Contract.pdf

Subject: Project Coyote, After Action Evaluation.

My esteemed colleagues,

As you are aware, apporximately 17 hours ago, a hostile force launched a sea-borne attack on the territorry of Sapphire District.

Despite the aggresors flying the flag of the Orangered Nation, the Orange Naval High Command and various diplomats have disavowed the involved parties, claiming it was an unsanctioned military action by rogue elements.

During the raid, several 'key locations' were targetted by naval fire and carrier based aircraft strikes. Fortunately, thanks to cooperation with Mr. Lolz. Robredo Funni of FooledYa Industries (a branch of Lolz' Good Tyme Olde Tyme Crazy Crap Stores, Inc.) damage to the region was near non-existant.

It is this Committee's great pleasure to announce that the decoy defenses contructed by FYI were crucial to the damage prevention, themselves suffereing much of the damage caused to the region's military and industrial infrastructure. Therefore, we feel it prudent to roll out the Coyoye Decoy Defense Program in all territories. We once again thank Governor Toworn for offering his territory as a testing ground for it, and Mr Funni will find an attached contract that implements the introduction of his systems in all Periwinkle-governed lands.

Sincerely,

Jackson K. Fenworthy, Secretary of Defense

Speaking on behalf of the Board for Alternate Homeland Security