/r/RoastMe

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Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary)

Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!


The r/RoastMe Web Ring



RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)

Roastees:

  • You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.

  • Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
  • All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.

  • Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.

  • Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.

  • The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.

  • By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.

  • Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.

  • You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.

  • No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.

  • No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.

  • No ads. No onlyfans

  • Roasters:

    • This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.

    • This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
  • You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.

  • Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.

  • Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.

  • Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

  • 3 rule violations and you may face a ban

    If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.


    Attention:

    If you are suffering from depression, bipolar, suicidal thoughts or any other mental health issues, please immediately contact help services through the following links- there is always help if you need it.

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    Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

    Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

    Highlights II: Dark Meat

    Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

    Best Of Part 1

    Best Of Part 2

    Best Of Part 3

    Best Of Part 4

    Best Of Part 5

    Best Of Part 6

    Best Of Part 7

    Best Of Part 8

    Best Of Part 9

    Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

    Best Of Part 11

    Best Of Part 12

    Best Of Part 13

    Best Of Part 14 (NSFW)

    Best Of Part 15

    In The Wild as the title implies, are for roasts that occur in the comments section on other subreddits.

    In The Wild Part 1

    In The Wild Part 2

    In The Wild Part 3



    Helpful Links

    How To Post A Roast

    How To Create An Album On Imgur

    Flair Explanations

    Roastbook Vol. 1: Overall Roast Quality

    Roastbook Vol. 2: CSS and Roastbot

    Roastbook Vol. 3: Flair Privileges


    Remember, what goes around comes around! If you're roasting people, why not try getting roasted yourself?

    /r/RoastMe

    4,307,181 Subscribers

    7

    Do your thing!

    73 Comments
    2024/04/07
    21:21 UTC

    1

    20M and Idk what to do with life. Let's do it.

    36 Comments
    2024/04/07
    16:39 UTC

    5

    I think I’m pretty damn generic so I’m looking forward to whatever you all come up with.

    44 Comments
    2024/04/07
    16:29 UTC

    1

    Roast me if you can

    19 Comments
    2024/04/07
    17:54 UTC

    0

    38 and love being cucked by real men. What's the best you got???

    195 Comments
    2024/04/07
    14:37 UTC

    78

    I cant even afford paper. Roast

    225 Comments
    2024/04/07
    13:21 UTC

    103

    Roast Me: I have no friends, recently got betrayed, left out, 24 still single

    274 Comments
    2024/04/07
    11:37 UTC

    16

    Epileptic, Geordie shore reject, spend more time in hospital than I do home, make it hurt more than my last stomach perforation lads ❤️ (if it’s not worse than the Larson sub I’ll be disappointed)

    100 Comments
    2024/04/07
    09:03 UTC

    23

    32M. Freight train conductor. Married with kids. Roast tf out of me.

    133 Comments
    2024/04/06
    23:03 UTC

    8

    18m roast me please

    60 Comments
    2024/04/06
    15:56 UTC

    6

    Roast if you dare. Living high on life, ain't no persons or person can hurt me.

    117 Comments
    2024/04/06
    16:59 UTC

    0

    Lost my Fantasy football league. Roast me

    75 Comments
    2024/04/07
    02:55 UTC

    0

    I expect nothing but the worst from you lot.

    157 Comments
    2024/04/07
    04:12 UTC

    0

    Unemployed 24y/o (don't hold back)

    297 Comments
    2024/04/07
    04:43 UTC

    2

    26F, I obsessive love nuclear bombs let's nuke me!

    193 Comments
    2024/04/06
    12:53 UTC

    345

    25 year old virgin. Be as mean as you can

    782 Comments
    2024/04/06
    23:19 UTC

    2

    Be worthy.

    67 Comments
    2024/04/06
    00:32 UTC

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