/r/RoastMyCar

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Roast some rubber!

Post a picture of your car and watch as people break the news to you. Maybe you shouldn't have bought such a bucket of bolts? Maybe you shouldn't have gotten that ridiculous paint job? Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your college money on it in the first place?

Inspired by Car Throttle's "Roast My Car".

Rules:

  1. You may only post a picture of YOUR OWN car to be roasted. You MAY NOT post your mom’s, dads, brothers, sisters, SO’s, coworkers, WHATEVER’s car whether they told you to or not. You can post your previously owned cars. Reposted submissions or posts from the internet can result in a ban.

  2. Don't take anything personally. If you’re posting your ride in a subreddit called /r/RoastMyCar, you should fully expect to have everyone shit on your car. Actually, never mind. It’s freaking hilarious when the poster tries desperately to defend their ego. Please note this "rule" is more of a suggestion than a rule. We will not remove comments from the OP desperately trying to defend their car, instead we'll leave it up for everyone to laugh at.

  3. While this is not /r/RoastMe, roasting of the owner can be done as long as the primary roasting is to the car. This only applies to parent comments.

  4. Top level comments MUST be a roast. Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is /r/RoastMyCar, not /r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.

  5. Take the time to take a decent photo, and be sure that you upload at least one picture of the whole car. Pictures that only show the engine/interior etc will be removed. This is /r/RoastMyCar not, /r/CheckOutMyMods. Also make sure the image you upload is in the correct orientation.

  6. Mods may remove any post or comment or issue a ban at their own discretion.

  7. Motorcylces and other non-car/truck vehicles belong in /r/RoastMyRide

  8. No videos allowed. Posting a YouTube video of your car will be removed. If we feel you are just trying to farm views off our subreddit, a ban will be issued

  9. While this is a roasting sub, we still ask users to act in a civil manner. Please keep in mind there's a distinction between a roast and an outright personal attack. Comments that we deem to be a personal attack will be removed and in some cases bans may be issued.

Failure to abide by the above rules can result in your post or comment being removed or being banned.

Have you gone through the pain of getting your car roasted? Get your special flair, to show everyone the extreme discipline and self confidence you've put on the line!

Other awesome subs:

  1. r/RoastMe
  2. r/RoastMyRide
  3. r/OPGettingBlasted

/r/RoastMyCar

350,315 Subscribers

1

I’ve probably heard them all, but go for it.

1999 Brit POS with 222k miles…

6 Comments
2024/05/05
16:58 UTC

7

do your worst.

12 Comments
2024/05/05
16:39 UTC

1

My 2014 435ix M-Sport, Be ruthless

4 Comments
2024/05/05
16:11 UTC

5

You know what to do

2008 Solara Camry. Came with 2 wine bottle holders in the trunk so they don’t roll around on my way to bridge night with the ladies.

16 Comments
2024/05/05
15:44 UTC

12

V8 R8

20 Comments
2024/05/05
13:31 UTC

12

Go for it

22 Comments
2024/05/05
13:17 UTC

5

Let’s hear it. 2008 Hyundai Santa Fe

lol

5 Comments
2024/05/05
09:35 UTC

4

Go for it

E53 AMG Coupe

11 Comments
2024/05/05
08:05 UTC

46

Roast my first car

Its a 1995 Chevy Astro van :D

54 Comments
2024/05/05
04:20 UTC

3

Roast this MF'r ! 🤣

23 Comments
2024/05/05
03:25 UTC

197

Why yes, I did pay $40k during peak COVID for a used tarted up econobox. Roast me up, Scotty.

Totally worth it, BTW.

144 Comments
2024/05/05
01:15 UTC

6

Roast my Fiesta

Her name is Faith and she’s been a part of my life since I was a kid, most everything I’ve done in my life since I was six years old was likely driven to in this car.

I spend hours toiling away servicing her, cleaning her, maintaining her. I love this car so much.

She’s my pride and joy and probably the nicest thing I own. Ruin my day.

19 Comments
2024/05/04
22:19 UTC

26

His n hers... Wait, what do you mean they're both mine?

9 Comments
2024/05/04
21:05 UTC

43

Roast my sleeper car

68 Comments
2024/05/04
12:53 UTC

38

Roast the Audi😂

( I know I’m gonna get shit for the RS badge but I didn’t put it on it was previous owner😭 )

40 Comments
2024/05/04
07:31 UTC

1

Roast the rice

And there ain’t a turbo and it’s straight piped

10 Comments
2024/05/04
07:12 UTC

227

i used to have the anime mazda 3…you know what to do :3

119 Comments
2024/05/04
03:57 UTC

51

Roast my Ranger

It’s a 2004 Ranger Edge 4x4 with the 3.0 V6.

Do your worst!

61 Comments
2024/05/03
21:35 UTC

25

Roast my baby EVO

41 Comments
2024/05/03
05:30 UTC

16

We’re ready to hear it. 2022 Mini Cooper S

22 Comments
2024/05/03
04:04 UTC

5

2010 honda accord V6

10 Comments
2024/05/03
02:46 UTC

128

Roast my probe

96 24v 5speed. The better mustang.

Ford only did right, when taking from Mazda

117 Comments
2024/05/03
02:34 UTC

109

Saying it looks like a pig is off the table

M54 piston rings go BRRRRRRRR

189 Comments
2024/05/02
23:42 UTC

39

my 2003 Mercury Grand Marquis, handed down to me

she’s…. Something

44 Comments
2024/05/02
22:39 UTC

16

Lemme have it

38 Comments
2024/05/02
22:21 UTC

139

I can only hear "it's a Ford" and "it's ugly" so many times before it's boring. Hurt me with something new.

325 Comments
2024/05/02
20:18 UTC

14

Fire Away

At least it’s stick shift 🤷

24 Comments
2024/05/02
14:48 UTC

66

Hurt my feelings

113 Comments
2024/05/02
05:25 UTC

25

Let’s hear it

42 Comments
2024/05/01
23:08 UTC

141

Oh yeah, she's fast

69 Comments
2024/05/01
19:29 UTC

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