/r/RoastMyCar

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Roast some rubber!

Post a picture of your car and watch as people break the news to you. Maybe you shouldn't have bought such a bucket of bolts? Maybe you shouldn't have gotten that ridiculous paint job? Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your college money on it in the first place?

Inspired by Car Throttle's "Roast My Car".

Rules:

  1. You may only post a picture of YOUR OWN car to be roasted. You MAY NOT post your mom’s, dads, brothers, sisters, SO’s, coworkers, WHATEVER’s car whether they told you to or not. You can post your previously owned cars. Reposted submissions or posts from the internet can result in a ban.

  2. Don't take anything personally. If you’re posting your ride in a subreddit called /r/RoastMyCar, you should fully expect to have everyone shit on your car. Actually, never mind. It’s freaking hilarious when the poster tries desperately to defend their ego. Please note this "rule" is more of a suggestion than a rule. We will not remove comments from the OP desperately trying to defend their car, instead we'll leave it up for everyone to laugh at.

  3. While this is not /r/RoastMe, roasting of the owner can be done as long as the primary roasting is to the car. This only applies to parent comments.

  4. Top level comments MUST be a roast. Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is /r/RoastMyCar, not /r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.

  5. Take the time to take a decent photo, and be sure that you upload at least one picture of the whole car. Pictures that only show the engine/interior etc will be removed. This is /r/RoastMyCar not, /r/CheckOutMyMods. Also make sure the image you upload is in the correct orientation.

  6. Mods may remove any post or comment or issue a ban at their own discretion.

  7. Motorcylces and other non-car/truck vehicles belong in /r/RoastMyRide

  8. No videos allowed. Posting a YouTube video of your car will be removed. If we feel you are just trying to farm views off our subreddit, a ban will be issued

  9. While this is a roasting sub, we still ask users to act in a civil manner. Please keep in mind there's a distinction between a roast and an outright personal attack. Comments that we deem to be a personal attack will be removed and in some cases bans may be issued.

Failure to abide by the above rules can result in your post or comment being removed or being banned.

Have you gone through the pain of getting your car roasted? Get your special flair, to show everyone the extreme discipline and self confidence you've put on the line!

Other awesome subs:

  1. r/RoastMe
  2. r/RoastMyRide
  3. r/OPGettingBlasted

/r/RoastMyCar

358,451 Subscribers

0

My turn.

I'm on this sub a bit and know how dim some of you are, so I left a cheat sheet on r/cadillac; be mean to my machine!

1 Comment
2024/11/01
15:17 UTC

14

Roast my 2021 (Used) first car

12 Comments
2024/11/01
11:51 UTC

14

Hes been through alot lol

12 Comments
2024/11/01
05:56 UTC

75

My murdered out 2011 Cayman. Not an S and not manual.

55 Comments
2024/11/01
00:00 UTC

54

This one should pretty much be a cakewalk.

53 Comments
2024/10/31
21:56 UTC

21

Two for one, old and new

22 Comments
2024/10/31
21:36 UTC

39

Do your worst.

After owning several Land Rovers, I feel like I’m the king of roasting them, and British engineering as a whole. Let’s see what you got.

37 Comments
2024/10/31
18:40 UTC

701

1993 Honda accord on the white sand beaches of Florida, car was stolen and burned

155 Comments
2024/10/31
18:11 UTC

43

My best friend's and my early 2000s cars: a 2004 SE Taurus and a 2000 GT Mustang. ROAST

34 Comments
2024/10/31
16:07 UTC

99

my 56 year old daily that survived a rollover from the previous owner. (is ls swapped now)

26 Comments
2024/10/31
15:30 UTC

126

It’s not a former police car. What else you got?

174 Comments
2024/10/30
23:59 UTC

764

It leaks power steering fluid like an old man, weighs less than your mom and only makes 245HP, but it's mine. (1986 Chevy Corvette)

150 Comments
2024/10/30
17:13 UTC

9

I just bought this Škoda Octavia. Please rust my decision

21 Comments
2024/10/30
15:55 UTC

187

Roast it boys…

Since my Mustang roast did so well here is my 79 cutlass supreme have at it boys….

141 Comments
2024/10/30
15:39 UTC

28

Light Her Up!

2020 BMW 530iX

35 Comments
2024/10/30
14:36 UTC

196

Lets hear you out. Hyundai Azera / Grandeur GN7

Finally got my hands on long awaited Hyundai Genuine optional rims for Hyundai Azera GN7

64 Comments
2024/10/30
11:35 UTC

43

Bought 99 camry yesterday

25 Comments
2024/10/30
07:53 UTC

8

give er hell

19 Comments
2024/10/30
02:05 UTC

39

Roast my car. Just bought it yesterday. 2013 Ford Focus

67 Comments
2024/10/30
01:56 UTC

44

Let’s see what you got

2015 CLS AMG

103 Comments
2024/10/29
23:11 UTC

118

Just got a manual Fiesta

I traded my $400/mo Kia for this and own it outright so feeling pretty good.

40 Comments
2024/10/29
21:33 UTC

38

Give it your best shot

37 Comments
2024/10/29
20:34 UTC

0

I expect some creativity because last time was terrible

55 Comments
2024/10/29
20:25 UTC

3

Do your worst (or best)

(I am not on stock wheels either)

21 Comments
2024/10/29
18:52 UTC

8

Over 200k mile beauty

10 Comments
2024/10/29
18:51 UTC

5

Simple FJ with lights and grey painted black trim

16 Comments
2024/10/29
17:48 UTC

28

Torch It

2024 Lexus RX 350H

36 Comments
2024/10/29
14:42 UTC

32

Give it your best shot

88 Comments
2024/10/29
13:49 UTC

12

R O A S T

26 Comments
2024/10/29
12:41 UTC

35

Roast my truck, this should be easy

77 Comments
2024/10/29
09:48 UTC

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