/r/RoastMyCar

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Roast some rubber!

Post a picture of your car and watch as people break the news to you. Maybe you shouldn't have bought such a bucket of bolts? Maybe you shouldn't have gotten that ridiculous paint job? Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your college money on it in the first place?

Inspired by Car Throttle's "Roast My Car".

Rules:

  1. You may only post a picture of YOUR OWN car to be roasted. You MAY NOT post your mom’s, dads, brothers, sisters, SO’s, coworkers, WHATEVER’s car whether they told you to or not. You can post your previously owned cars. Reposted submissions or posts from the internet can result in a ban.

  2. Don't take anything personally. If you’re posting your ride in a subreddit called /r/RoastMyCar, you should fully expect to have everyone shit on your car. Actually, never mind. It’s freaking hilarious when the poster tries desperately to defend their ego. Please note this "rule" is more of a suggestion than a rule. We will not remove comments from the OP desperately trying to defend their car, instead we'll leave it up for everyone to laugh at.

  3. While this is not /r/RoastMe, roasting of the owner can be done as long as the primary roasting is to the car. This only applies to parent comments.

  4. Top level comments MUST be a roast. Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is /r/RoastMyCar, not /r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.

  5. Take the time to take a decent photo, and be sure that you upload at least one picture of the whole car. Pictures that only show the engine/interior etc will be removed. This is /r/RoastMyCar not, /r/CheckOutMyMods. Also make sure the image you upload is in the correct orientation.

  6. Mods may remove any post or comment or issue a ban at their own discretion.

  7. Motorcylces and other non-car/truck vehicles belong in /r/RoastMyRide

  8. No videos allowed. Posting a YouTube video of your car will be removed. If we feel you are just trying to farm views off our subreddit, a ban will be issued

  9. While this is a roasting sub, we still ask users to act in a civil manner. Please keep in mind there's a distinction between a roast and an outright personal attack. Comments that we deem to be a personal attack will be removed and in some cases bans may be issued.

Failure to abide by the above rules can result in your post or comment being removed or being banned.

Have you gone through the pain of getting your car roasted? Get your special flair, to show everyone the extreme discipline and self confidence you've put on the line!

Other awesome subs:

  1. r/RoastMe
  2. r/RoastMyRide
  3. r/OPGettingBlasted

/r/RoastMyCar

361,060 Subscribers

1

2024 Subaru Crosstrek sport-roast it hard

0 Comments
2024/12/03
01:05 UTC

16

looking for off-road friends

hi! I'm planning on lifting my Prius. I know it's not the ideal "off roader" but I'm looking for some off road friends with tow hitch that I can roll out with so I'm not stranded and stuck in mud again

19 Comments
2024/12/02
21:44 UTC

5

2017 Lincoln MKZ Reserve 3.0TT AWD. 400hp sleeper. It's an old man's overpriced Fusion so give me both barrels!

11 Comments
2024/12/02
21:02 UTC

79

I know you got some good ones for this old DSM

32 Comments
2024/12/02
20:41 UTC

23

Front wheel drive ✓ Naturally aspirated ✓ Fucked clearcoat ✓ Yep, it's Lancer time!

10 Comments
2024/12/02
20:20 UTC

11

I love This ugly thing

9 Comments
2024/12/02
19:10 UTC

9

My winter beater is a POS. Please confirm

The clutch slips on occasion, and we don't discuss the front rotors.

14 Comments
2024/12/02
17:55 UTC

6

At least it’s a manual

Ps…I did not paint the car like this

6 Comments
2024/12/02
17:52 UTC

285

I’m 18, it’s a v8, roast me hard

119 Comments
2024/12/02
14:37 UTC

11

19 and got my first car

2014 maxima

6 Comments
2024/12/02
13:37 UTC

155

18 and I bought my first car

96 Comments
2024/12/02
12:55 UTC

9

Here we go....

My family hates this car but I love it, maybe I need a tiny reality check lol.

4 Comments
2024/12/02
10:30 UTC

4

1985.2 944, neverending project, EU. Give me the rundown.

5 Comments
2024/12/02
10:01 UTC

6

two for one combo. lay it on me

sorry

8 Comments
2024/12/02
09:56 UTC

94

16, my first car. 1983 civic wagon.

40 Comments
2024/12/02
07:19 UTC

3

Roast my heep!!!

Turned 16 in September, made good decisions and bought an almost 40 year old jeep from Texas!!! 1988 jeep Cherokee pioneer red with da 4.0. But hey no rust!

20 Comments
2024/12/02
02:55 UTC

16

Do your worst... bratwurst!

19 Comments
2024/12/02
02:46 UTC

35

Im 17, Second Car. What do Ya'll think?

42 Comments
2024/12/02
02:03 UTC

11

I don't want these two rusting in half anytime soon, so I get to spend the next four months driving an Equinox. Want to rub it in a little?

19 Comments
2024/12/01
23:39 UTC

19

My obtainable childhood dream car. Hit me with it

Currently on coilovers set up for autocross and I have some more plans for it in the future. Wheels are my next priority

39 Comments
2024/12/01
22:40 UTC

30

Was my first car at 16 when it got totaled, bought this one cause I loved it so much!

40 Comments
2024/12/01
22:07 UTC

6

New Daily driver

Just bought this at 22 years old, end me 2017 S5 coupe, dynamic edition.

21 Comments
2024/12/01
21:53 UTC

22

1991 Chevy C-10 with 500.000 miles

15 Comments
2024/12/01
20:50 UTC

130

My dog is the only passenger I've had

I've heard it all so be creative please.

83 Comments
2024/12/01
20:21 UTC

287

My two money pits as a 17 year old getting ready for college. Roast them

132 Comments
2024/12/01
19:50 UTC

11

I’m already replacing the rear diff:(

12 Comments
2024/12/01
19:34 UTC

22

Roast my spermrocket.

14 Comments
2024/12/01
18:49 UTC

166

Palate cleanser for all the terrible subarus

Hey kids, this is what an actual cool car looks like

57 Comments
2024/12/01
18:09 UTC

166

I drive like an asshole and can't afford repairs, end me.

131 Comments
2024/12/01
13:34 UTC

2

My drive for the last 7 years

I want to sell it and probably buy an older Benz. Do your worst 🥸

5 Comments
2024/12/01
12:51 UTC

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