Write me a fictional birthday message as if we’ve been friends for a while. “Remind” me of a time we got pizza and beer together in the past and what we were celebrating/commiserating together. I’ll select my 6 favorite entries.

Rules:

• One entry per username
• Start your birthday message with “[ENTRY]” to distinguish it from comments/questions, and make sure to post it as a top-level comment.
• Messages must be a minimum of 3 sentences, max of it doesn’t take me longer than 5 minutes to read; beyond that message length won’t be a consideration in my selection of winning entries.
• Creativity awarded; overuse of slang and profanity penalized; insults/violence/douchbaggery disqualified
• Submission window closes at 2pm EST tomorrow, September 12
• Winners will be announced by 4 PM EST tomorrow, September 12
• Each winner will receive 1 free pizza delivered from a restaurant of their choice so long as I can easily place and pay for the order online.
• Limit $25/order, not including tip and tax. Winners are free to order up to the limit and aren’t restricted to pizza
• Order can be filled anytime within a week of the announcement of the winners, provided I’ve had sufficient notice to acknowledge and arrange delivery.
• Orders restricted to delivery or pickup in the US only.

I think that covers all the bases, but I reserve the right to add additional rules to prevent exploitation of the contest/me/community, as well as to select new winners if I feel a previously selected winner is not operating in good faith.

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• Must have regular and productive Reddit participation (requesting, entering giveaways, self-promotion, low effort comments, gift exchanges and the like does not count)
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• Must not be a revived idle account
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• We also reserve the right at moderators' discretion to disallow anyone that appears to abuse the generosity of others. If your account history shows that a substantial amount of your Reddit participation is in gifting and material support subs, you may be banned.

There are other reasons why you might not be allowed to post that don't fit these categories listed. For more details see our Moderation Policies.

To make offers, contests, giveaways or fulfill requests:

• There are no requirements, however as our bots may not be able to always differentiate, please modmail us if you have any issues.
• Donors should read this guide to prevent being scammed.

Quick Overview of Rules

• Do not delete ANY CONTENT from this subreddit under ANY circumstances. You will be banned AUTOMATICALLY. Use the bot to change post status. (In other words, use the $closed command!)
• Document transactions using the bot, and keep post status up to date. Donors and recipients make sure each gift is logged once, - flairs are updated automatically. Use of the bot is not optional, you must log your transaction. Failure to do so can result in a ban. Discount codes do not count as a gift, don't log them with the bot.
• When gifted, post a separate [THANKS] with a Verification Photo. Do this if you win contests/offers as well. Follow up on all other agreements made with donor, such as work-for-pizza or pay-it-forward / pay-it-back. Failure to include a verification photo will prevent you from making future requests or participating in contests and giveaways.
• Posting limits Wait a minimum 7 days before reposting after an unfulfilled request, and a minimum 90 days after receiving a pizza (including contests/offers). If you have received 2 gifts more than you have given, do not request or enter giveaways.
• Requests are for pizza (and side orders and soft drinks with the pizza) only, and max one gift per request! Do not ask for money, gift cards, or anything that is not pizza and sides and soft drinks with the pizza. No fundraisers, wish lists or referral links. No 3rd party requests for ineligible users. No gift card selling or so on. Also, no alcoholic beverages. (Sorry!)
• Be civilized and keep posts Safe for Work. No witch hunts, calling people out, making insulting, or insinuating comments. No bartering for NSFW/explicit content. Don't hijack requests, or be less than honest.

More Info

• A complete guide to how to give and get pizzas, along with the meaning behind your flair can be found at https://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/wiki/index

REMEMBER: We are NOT an emergency food resource.

If you are in desperate need, we have suggestions on where to get assistance here at: https://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/wiki/emergency_assistance

Posts and comments from ineligible users are simply removed by the bot. There's no banning just because you don't meet requirements, and you are free to participate later once those requirements are met. There are some exceptions though, so again, please check our Moderation Policies.

Even if you ask us nicely for an exception to the account requirements (which we'll refuse), you'll still be able to participate in the future once you meet requirements.

The exception is if the user reacts poorly. That will earn a permanent ban. And that's no fun for anyone.

Questions?

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Modmail us!

Received pizza a few days ago and here is my formal thank you post 🥰 I appreciate you so much /u/grapefruitdressgrape

https://imgur.com/a/V7ClTOI

I’m not rich by any means but as the title says I’d like to purchase someone dominos $6.99 each deal (two items) or Little Cesars (one pizza and a soda )

Tell me something that’s going RIGHT in your life as of today. Could be anything. I’d love some positivity in my day as it’s just been stress.

I’ll choose someone in a little bit

😊

Only Giving away in the USA

Got me my pizza and added sides, and a nice chat about all my critters!

https://imgur.com/a/nOSO3VG Confirmation photo

https://imgur.com/a/3uJw3Gy

I had surgery recently and the recovery has left me absolutely drained. Cooking has been a struggle and i would love something with copious amounts of cheese

Am located in the Netherlands (europe) and the most convinient place to order from would be the local dominos

https://imgur.com/a/RlZ3N9Q

Hi! Appreciate the read. I’ve given and received a while ago before! Love you guys.

My first two dinner attempts ended up either on the floor (accidentally, for the record) or tasting gross, and I’m hoping to just go for a pizza and try cooking something again tomorrow.

I am in Arizona in the U.S. 🌵

Hope you all are having a good Saturday (:

I started a new job this last week after a few weeks of being unemployed. I previously was a student with a student job that only just managed to pay the bills with little extra to save, so I just finished off the savings. The good news is that I got my bills paid until my first paycheck on the 25th, after which I should be able to get back on my feet (and hopefully soon be able to give a pizza on here). The bad is that I'm pretty much down to dried chickpeas, frozen peas, rice, and some cans of chicken noodle soup. It's enough to last me but honestly I'm also getting tired of the same things and would appreciate a pizza to help out. I usually like to go to Papa Murphy's nearby, because they have a deal for a $7 two-topping medium pizza, but I am open to whatever I am offered. There is also Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Papa Johns nearby along with local places. Thank you for your consideration!

Edit: Sorry, I'm in the U.S. (Kansas)

Thank you again! ❤️❤️❤️

https://imgur.com/a/M8YypC0

I am currently 5 months pregnant, and sick in bed. Husband picked up an extra shift today, and accidentally took my debit card. I have a Jets pizza, Hungry Howies, and a Domino’s by me. I also have a few local pizza places within the area too. I’ll take anything! Thank you in advance.

Just finished having the rest of the lactose free goodness. :)

I messed up and didn’t add my username, date etc in the pic and it’s too late.

https://imgur.com/a/OLdRxnI

https://imgur.com/a/qzvqHb3

u/tmrika came through in the clutch, thank you lovely!

I don’t have a special sob story. I’m just another millennial whose rent, medical bills, and auto bills are constantly outweighing my income. I’ve really been craving a pan pizza from Pizza Hut lately.

I live near Pittsburgh, and my local Pizza Hut is carry-out only, so a gift card would be preferable.

Thank you to anyone who is able to donate. The generosity of Reddit strangers is amazing.

My boyfriend got called to a wildfire and I am sad. I would love a pick-me-up pizza. I live near Portland, OR and dominos is my closest pizza place.

https://imgur.com/a/nj9sSKj

Thanks for the holiday pizza /u/Ryality ! I appreciate you!

https://imgur.com/a/yRCFz5c

Spent the last of my money paying car insurance. Kids and I are so tired of ramen and pasta. Would love to have something with meat on it.

In Missouri, pizza places near me are Papa Johns and Dominos.

Thank you!

I really don't know what else to put here. It's one thing after the next in life. First it's a bipolar diagnosis, then it's this trial and error of what medications work. And it's not like you just try it and move onto the next you have to try it for weeks for it to build up and there hasn't been any changes in my mental state. Then the job I get tells me they can't train me for another good while. I barely have anything in the house and the little food I have in the house has gone bad because I can't motivate myself to cook. Honestly a pizza and a soda would warm my heart a bit...as Pizza is the best comfort food there is around.

https://imgur.com/a/YX3jQNQ

I hope this picture is okay, we were so excited I forgot about a picture until I stopped back here.

u/Ohyesshedid99 thank you for your pizza kindness to many!

Hello, In pineville, nc. Close to jets, domino's, hungry howies, papa John's. I have a ton of work to do today and a pizza would be an amazing addition!

Thank you!

Thanks u/Ohyesshedid99 for the pizza and sides!!!

I really appreciate it! Thanks!

https://imgur.com/a/ZmsAPSJ

Welcome to /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza!

For those of you that are new (or even those that aren't), please keep in mind the following requirements and rules.

Account Requirements

To make requests, and enter contests and giveaways, your account:

• Must be at least 90 days old
• Must have at least 400 Comment Karma
• Must have regular and productive Reddit participation (requesting, entering giveaways, self-promotion, low effort comments, gift exchanges and the like does not count)
• Must have no defaulted Reddit loans
• No nuked post history
• Must not be a revived idle account
• Must not be listed on the r/UniversalScammerList

Please view your own account profile to see what your karma levels are at. Post/Link karma is separate from Comment karma.

• Do not cheat when acquiring karma. Use of the various "Free Karma" subs and begging for karma will result in a permanent ban.
• Do not use an alt/throwaway account. One account per individual and household only. Use of multiple accounts will result in a permanent ban.
• Do not send unsolicited private messages. Sending PMs to circumvent account requirements will also result in a permanent ban.
• We also reserve the right at moderators' discretion to disallow anyone that appears to abuse the generosity of others. If your account history shows that a substantial amount of your Reddit participation is in gifting and material support subs, you may be banned.

There are other reasons why you might not be allowed to post that don't fit these categories listed. For more details see our Moderation Policies.

To make offers, contests, giveaways or fulfill requests:

• There are no requirements, however as our bots may not be able to always differentiate, please modmail us if you have any issues.
• Donors should read this guide to prevent being scammed.

Quick Overview of Rules

• Do not delete ANY CONTENT from this subreddit under ANY circumstances. You will be banned AUTOMATICALLY. Use the bot to change post status. (In other words, use the $closed command!)
• Document transactions using the bot, and keep post status up to date. Donors and recipients make sure each gift is logged once, - flairs are updated automatically. Use of the bot is not optional, you must log your transaction. Failure to do so can result in a ban. Discount codes do not count as a gift, don't log them with the bot.
• When gifted, post a separate [THANKS] with a Verification Photo. Do this if you win contests/offers as well. Follow up on all other agreements made with donor, such as work-for-pizza or pay-it-forward / pay-it-back. Failure to include a verification photo will prevent you from making future requests or participating in contests and giveaways.
• Posting limits Wait a minimum 7 days before reposting after an unfulfilled request, and a minimum 90 days after receiving a pizza (including contests/offers). If you have received 2 gifts more than you have given, do not request or enter giveaways.
• Requests are for pizza (and side orders and soft drinks with the pizza) only, and max one gift per request! Do not ask for money, gift cards, or anything that is not pizza and sides and soft drinks with the pizza. No fundraisers, wish lists or referral links. No 3rd party requests for ineligible users. No gift card selling or so on. Also, no alcoholic beverages. (Sorry!)
• Be civilized and keep posts Safe for Work. No witch hunts, calling people out, making insulting, or insinuating comments. No bartering for NSFW/explicit content. Don't hijack requests, or be less than honest.

More Info

• A complete guide to how to give and get pizzas, along with the meaning behind your flair can be found at https://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/wiki/index

REMEMBER: We are NOT an emergency food resource.

If you are in desperate need, we have suggestions on where to get assistance here at: https://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/wiki/emergency_assistance

Posts and comments from ineligible users are simply removed by the bot. There's no banning just because you don't meet requirements, and you are free to participate later once those requirements are met. There are some exceptions though, so again, please check our Moderation Policies.

Even if you ask us nicely for an exception to the account requirements (which we'll refuse), you'll still be able to participate in the future once you meet requirements.

The exception is if the user reacts poorly. That will earn a permanent ban. And that's no fun for anyone.

Questions?

Click here for Frequently Asked Questions

Modmail us!

Maybe you have to work instead of going to that family cookout, or maybe it’s raining and the cookout is cancelled, or, maybe you just really want pizza today.! I’ll go for 3 today.

US only. 😊 🍕

I appreciate your kindness and will get some plants together to send you at some point when things are a bit better. Cats are currently enjoying the free smells. https://imgur.com/a/0JXJOGo

Been on the job hunt for a while now after being laid off, and just keep getting those emails where they tell you that it's them not you but you should see other people and they'll keep your resume on file. In Austin and could use some kindness or just to have one positive thing happen if that makes any idiotic sense. Life hasn't been so easy as of late.

Huge thank you to u/aimeerogers0920 for the pizzas!!!! You are a saint

Been having an off year, a pizza would help tremendously on this long weekend alone. Problem is I'm lactose intolerant and there's only a few shops that have lactose free cheese here in Ottawa, Canada, Toppers Pizza and Aroma Pizzaria that I know of.

Cheers!