'm 44, 6'4, stocky build, married but it's pretty much like roommates. Looking for a woman that is also lonely and looking for someone to fill that void in their life. I'm not looking for a sugar baby or to spoil any one. Just Looking for a female that may be in a similar situation and is looking your a guy that can make her laugh and look forward to hearing from.

I trust you know why I am on here. My spouse has lost interest which is not unusual at this point and my sex drive is still raging. It has been a very long time since I have had my cock sucked for a long period of time and I am truly craving to meet a female who enjoys sucking a thick cut mushroom head cock wiith shaved balls, which is nice size, but probably the size some women can take it all the way in. That is not a requirement for meet. So even if you put a few inches in I am fine with that and of course I love having my balls sucked too. I can also go down on your or fuck you too if you want and I do last a long time.

Whether you are significantly younger or closer in age to me, I am wide open. I am seeking a sexual friendship whether it lasts awhile or even short term depending upon your situation, but I am fine meeting once too. You can be in a realtionship and need something on the side because you are not satisified or you are between relationships and have a raging sex drive too and need someone to meet on an ongoing basis vs having one night stands whenever you are in the mood,
I am on LI, white, tall and in good shape, very very thick cut groomed mushroom head cock (which you can ride for a bit too if you want but you know what I am positing for) that lasts a long time so you can enjoy it, great oral skills too if you need to be pleasured, plus no problems in bed and once we chat I can provide details.

I can host at a motel with mirrors on LI or if you are on LI and also just want to flow me in my car for a quickie I will not say no to you.

or invite me over. Would you let this tall in shape well educated take charge white male thoroughly inspect your body before using it for my pleasure? I will start off telling you to strip per my instructions. It's so wrong....it's so wrong....but you want more. You know you're being bad and if your friends ever found out, you'd simply be very very embarrassed. After the inspection, where your body will be fully exposed (including all holes in a well lit room) to me, then you must be prepared to service me. I am 6’, 200, dad type body, clean shaven, have 2/3 my graying black hair, non smoker, well educated, will eat your pussy as long as you want. I have a very very thick cut cock with a mushroom head and shaved balls. Plus at my age I last a long time and at times I go 90 minutes in round 3, assuming you can last. If a motel cannot work, you can invite me over to inspect you too. If you are nervous, have a friend or even a BF present.

I believe the real life stories are so much better than hearing fantasies, specially when it’s all about a secret that you are keeping that you want to freely discuss with a stranger in a non judgmental space. Without the hassle of pics. If you love those free flowing conversations where things just go with the flow, you are at the right place.

If it interests you, I am 6ft athletic settled well somewhere in the corporate world and the perfect balance of sensuality and intellect. Sometimes lurk here to connect with interesting fun and adventurous people, share life experiences and go with the flow.

So maybe I am in the minority, but I believe that kissing, clever banter and mutual seduction is part of the fun. Sure, I \want the amazing physical circus sex, but I really believe that the build-up is part of the fun. Teasing, pulling back and pushing forward, testing, deep stares that speak louder than any words you might use.

I want the physical and mental attraction that makes my body react automatically...that makes me and you crave the kiss and the touch. Touches that almost burn with intensity.

I'm a reasonably attractive guy in my late 40s who is comfortable with words and the physical part, plus an amazing kisser. If this also can describe you, reach out!

Like the title says, I live in Northern Colorado. I like weight lifting, art, coffee shops, and watching TV with my cat. My daily bread is earned in a machine shop repairing hydraulic cylinders.

I'm part of a few different Meetup groups. One focuses on black magic and the occult. Another deals with reading and discussion over banned books.

For me deal-breakers include smoking and recreational drugs. That means I'm not 420 friendly. I don't drink often. I restrict that to holidays and special occasions when there's cause to celebrate. Also I'm not much of a gamer. I'd rather work on an art project, or something else that's productive.

As for my partner, I'm looking for someone who is intelligent, romantic, and sensual. I'm the kind of person who likes to hold hands while we drive somewhere, or kiss your forehead while we snuggle and watch movies.

Also, please be tidy. One of my pet peeves is constantly having to clean up after someone else. My ex was like this and it would cause me to yell at her a lot. I don't like doing that. Please don't make me.

Your pic gets mine.

DM me for more information.

Hey just working late in this empty building trying not to get creeped out. Mostly my fault and all the horror movies I like to watch 😂

Besides the scary I love superhero movies. Even the bad ones have a special place in my heart.

I also enjoy watching the office, scrubs, and community over and over. I need the laughs. Oh almost forgot frasier too.

Besides looking at the tv I walk daily, sometimes run and workout.

I have a garden I’m working on and some chickens.

Hikes and the beach are things I enjoy but don’t make enough time to do or go.

I’m a widower and life has been an experience since that day.

6’1” and about 260 at last check; the ladies at Mens Wearhouse say I’m “classically barrel chested.” Missing something at home? Just need an adventure? Let me be that mountain you climb...literally. Looking mostly for daytime distraction (I work remote...) but completely flexible in regard to that. Last Redditor called me “a machine;” come see why...and be the latest repeat customer.

Hey Reddit users. Today is my day off, and after lurking for a while, I've decided to try chatting and meeting new friends in this sub today. Feel free to send a DM, please mention your age in the message so I know you're not a minor

About Me:

Hi, I am Earl, I am 43, currently residing in Texas, single, no children or pets but open to both. I am an introverted/romantic/affectionate type of person. I am sentimental and a real hopeless romantic at heart.

Looks, weight, ethnicity or health issues etc doesn't matter to me.. I care more about how we click/connect and what we have in common and how we treat one another that matters most to me.

What I Am Looking For:

Someone who is single and in the USA. Someone who I can eventually settle down with. Be romantic with.

Someone who enjoys gaming either it be card games, board games, video games, or just binge watch movies or tv shows. who enjoys the flea markets, parks, lakes, long road trips to nowhere. enjoys slow dancing and snuggling.

Someone who is serious and wants to eventually live together and be a real couple. Someone to grow old with and to have a long lasting relationship with.

Must be willing to do voice chat if you want to talk. send me a message if you're interested. will not reply to chat, only my inbox.

Hey my name is Alex I'm 33 and from New York I'm also paralyzed from a accident so that's slowed down life quite a bit I enjoy things like racing gaming spending time with family on holidays I watch lots of shows and movies from anything to like Yellowstone or Riverdale I play all different kinds of games all I'm looking for is someone to talk to throughout the day and if it turns into something then it does and if it doesn't it doesn't I'm definitely a go with the flow type just shoot me a chat on here and we can get to talking as you can tell I'm terrible with punctuation it never made sense to me lol and if you don't want to talk I hope you have a incredible day and find someone to talk to bc you're here looking just like me

please do not try to start a conversation in the comments section

Me:

• Never married, no kids
• Masters degree and a good career
• Loves sports, traveling and home projects!

You:

• fun
• flirty
• able to take care of yourself
• genuine
• open to exploring a long term connection

Other Interests:

• concerts

-comedy

• science

-gardening

• reading, movies and tv
• trivia
• history
• birding

Looking for:

Long term connection with someone who keeps in touch regularly and can function successfully in a normal society. INTJ.

I prefer direct chats over direct messages.

I’ll just jump in…simply put, I’m a horny BBW in an open marriage looking for a FWB, hopefully long term and ongoing if the vibe is right. My kinks include voyeurism/exhibitionism, mutual masterbation, teasing/edging and breeding. I’d love to create an amazing scenario full of laughter, excitement and so much kinky naughty sex.

My hope is that you will see I’m a genuine person who is lovingly direct and incredibly open-minded, and comes with a healthy amount of sass to keep you on your toes. I am a huge lover of sports and will never turn down going to a game or tailgate. Nature calms me, travel excites me, I love a good playlist and I’ll always choose pie over cake lol

My ideal match is at least 28 y/o with a desire to keep life easy and drama-free. You enjoy traveling & exploring a new spot as much as staying in & watching a new movie or making a new recipe (and making it all as naughty as it can be). You are willing to put in the effort to make this everything we both need it to be, you understand that we both have obligations that will sometimes limit our availability, and most importantly, you remember to never take life too seriously.

We can get into all sorts of details in a chat so please don’t be shy, take that chance and send me a message. I will share pics early on, and ask that you please do the same. Just think, this could be the start of something truly epic! I’m looking forward to hearing from you, cheers!

You’re reading this? It’s likely to say the same s**t the other posts say…cliches such as dead bedrooms, roommates, lonely, vampires, and turtles.

Still reading? Hmm - OK. The usual - married (duh!), kids, professionally employed (isn’t everyone?), educated (or maybe too educated), I own jeans and I like my blue Nikes!

Still reading? Are you looking for clues to life, or something???? My interests include music, TV/Movies, reading, and sports. I am a poor cook and my typing is bad. But I can make a mean omelette and microwave leftovers.

I guess you’re reading this! OK. I am house trained and even do chores! I’m looking for an emotional and intellectual spark with some romance and flirting thrown in. I am open to married, separated, single, divorced, or too wrapped up in Office reruns.

I am glad you made it this far. While age is open to interpretation, I can relate to anyone 35 to 55 or a little each way.

Now for the great finish! I can offer a gentle ear, an open heart, honesty, and a judgement free companion. Now if I can only learn to type!

I figured I should just come right out with it and ask for what Im looking for.

I have ever really done the hook up thing and would like to find a woman who is kind of in the same boat to chat with and see if we would like to meet and give it a try.

Im 100% std free, I dont do drugs, and would like for you to be the same status.

And I know being in Texas for a woman is scary these days, ive had a vasectomy so I cant have kids. Safe sex is a must as well but just so you know theres no chance for an accident.

Chemistry is important so im in no rush and totally cool with chatting to see if we are a good fit.

To start off send me your age and what part of Houston youre in and if you are looking for something similar.

As the title 🙂

Happy to arrange accommodation around northeast uk for any f interested in massage swap.

No pressure on anything except a massage. 40M, 6’3, quite athletic and sporty.

Love to hear from any like minded F, even just to chat initially…

Hello! I’m a professional and a workaholic, newly relocated back to my home in the Puget Sound area.

I’m looking to dip my toe back into the dating world after a few years of focusing on career-related aspects of my life, moving all over the country, having adventures and traveling and exploring the country. It’s been a blast.

I’ve been tragically hot for women in the cougar age range since I can remember, but I’ve never really had the opportunity to explore this interest with someone else.

I’m looking for someone to spend time with and share experiences with. Dates, cuddle nights in, lots of hot sex, weekend trips, etc. Someone interested in developing the emotional connection and just seeing where things may lead for us organically.

I don’t mind if you’re single or attached, ENM or cheating, kids or no kids. I just want a fun connection, intense physical and sexual attraction, and quality time together. If your situation won’t permit that, then we likely won’t work. As such, I’m only looking for someone local. I could be convinced to explore with someone in Vancouver BC or Portland OR or anywhere in between… if you’re roughly in this radius, please feel free to hit me up.

I love to be active, taking long walks and going hiking. I’m interested in getting into kayaking… maybe you could be the thing that finally pushes me off the fence into getting a pair? I have cats but I love dogs too. I love to cook and will absolutely knock you on your ass with my cooking, I guarantee it.

Physically, I’m a big guy. 6’2”, broad shoulders, dadbod build, big hands, big forearms. I shave my head, wear glasses, and have a beard. You’ll find me to be well-endowed, open-minded, and a natural dominant with a switchy side in the bedroom.

I’m an excellent communicator, emotionally aware and empathetic, but also traditionally masculine and I hear from reliable sources that this is a very attractive set of traits that I possess.

If you’re interested, shoot me a message and tell me about yourself. I’d love to chat and get to know you.

YOU HAVE TO WANT TO DO THIS FOR IT TO BE HOT AND WORK. IF YOU MEET ME AND ONCE INSIDE YOU ARE NERVOUS, JUST TELL ME THAT IT IS NOT FOR Y0U. THEN BOTH OF US WILL IMMEDIATELY LEAVE.

I AM NOT SOME CRAZY PERSON WHO WILL FORCE YOU TO GO IN OR EVEN TRY TO CHANGE YOUR MIND.THIS IS ABOUT FUN AND NOT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK.SO YOU LEAVE AND REALIZE IT IS JUST TOO KINKY OR TOO CRAZY FOR YOU TO DO. THIS IS CLEARLY SOMETHING MOST FEMALES WILL NOT TRY AND I GET IT.

• We meet initially in a public location such as a shopping center to briefly talk to feel comfortable with one another or really more for you to feel relaxed about this.
• Then you can follow me in my car unless I am picking you up.
• Then we can head over the adult bookstore.

We can immediately proceed to a medium size theater room where I will grope you in full view of other men or just briefly walk around first until you tell me you are ready. Or go to a private booth where I grope you.

Now back to the details. It is dark in the room. The only light is a large screen televisions displaying movies. There are 8 or 9 sofas and loveseats arranged facing the screens There are several strange men sitting watching, some pleasuring themselves

I'll lead you to one of the couches and we'll sit down. Where does this go from here? I trust you know.

I am white, 6’, 200, dad type body, clean shaven, have 2/3 of my graying black hair, non smoker, well educated and a very very thick cut mushroom head groomed cock, plus I can eat pussy for as long as you want me to. Assuming you want to go this far

I'm a divorced guy, starting the next chapter in my life, and I'm seeking my forever person. Pics in my profile. About me:

• I do not want kids. No compromise on this. I wish to live childfree and am seeking a partner who desires the same.
• I am a leftist, progressive socialist. I am strongly pro-LGBTQIA+. BLM. ACAB.
• I'm an atheist, humanist, secularist and am staunchly pro-science. I want to believe as many true things and as few false things as I can.
• I’m a big nerd. I love books, comics, movies, games of all sorts, including video and tabletop. I love pop culture, especially from decades past. I quote a lot of movies and shows. I collect toys. I’m a big kid at heart, reclaiming what I never had as a child.
• I’m an abuse survivor. I separated from my abusive family almost a decade ago and my family now is a family of choice. I am strongly interested in and a proponent of mental health.
• I’m a dog lover. I have two now and will likely always have dogs in my life, as I see them as an essential part of my happiness. Unfortunately, I am highly allergic to cats.
• I’m mildly autistic; I can pass pretty easily. I’m sensitive and introverted and have a limited amount of spoons to spend on social stuff. I’m a homebody, and like my peace and quiet, though I’m happy to share that with a like-minded person.
• I am honest, direct, forthright, and have a strong ethical compass. I am very much in touch with my emotions. I strive never to fall into the traps of toxic masculinity. I value the truth, and am a proponent of clear, open communication in a relationship.
• My love languages are acts of service, touch, and words of affirmation.
• I am seeking monogamy only.
• I am sober; I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
• I’m in Kentucky right now but I’m pretty eager to move elsewhere eventually. My job is remote so I can go pretty much where I want. So I’m down for an LDR, at first. But please be willing/able to travel if you’re far away.
• Some people really care about height; I'm tall, 6'4".
• Lastly, I am fat. I’m not looking to change that right now. Loving myself as I am. I’m also into fat liberation, and ending the stigma against large bodies. I believe everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and respect, and to find love and sex, regardless of their size.

I cordially invite you to reply if:

• You know what you are looking for and are not interested in games. You're seeking a serious relationship that will last. You are honest, authentic, grounded, and seeking the same sort of things I am. You are able to be vulnerable and are good at communicating.
• You are neurodivergent or comfortable with those who are.
• You're a homebody, a couch potato, someone who likes staying in and watching a show together rather than going on a lot of outdoor adventures.
• You are non-religious.
• You are politically left-leaning.
• You are childfree.
• You're sober and a non-smoker.
• You're geeky, nerdy, crafty, having special interests, hobbies, and obsessions you're eager to share.
• You are sex-positive, body-positive, and kink-friendly.
• You are emotionally intelligent, emotionally available, and good at communicating.
• You are stable in your life enough to pursue a long-term and likely long-distance relationship.
• You are plus-size, a BBW, thick, curvy, or whatever term suits you best; I like big girls.

Bonus points if any of the following apply to you: you bake, you like ASMR, you're a fan of Tolkien/Lord of the Rings, you play RPGs, you play video games, you like 80s and 90s pop culture, you're a redhead, you wear glasses, you're a dog lover, you have a southern accent, you got a phat booty.

Seeking ladies between 30-50, though that's not set in stone if the connection works. A pic of you in your initial message is highly appreciated if possible.

This is my second account here, I deleted my old account but felt like I couldn’t stay away. Now that I’m back it seems like everyone here is trying to grow their fan base. Whatever happened to talking to people, getting to know them and just having fun. I’m looking for someone to chat with throughout the day, get to know them, see what develops. I’m 5’-11” 220 lbs. trying to stay healthy which means I spend a large portion of my free time at the gym (no bodybuilder though). If you are open to getting to know someone new and exploring what can be dm me. I don’t bite (unless asked)

I'm looking to make some new friends to hopefully chat with on a regular basis. Some of my favorite things to watch and talk about are horror movies and true crime.

I am a big horror fan. I love any and all kind of horror, even the B movies. My favorites are probably 80s horror when the movies seemed to be a little more creative and there were plenty of practical effects. Some of my top movies would be Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, The Conjuring and Cabin in the Woods.

I also enjoy a good true crime story. I used to listen to a lot of podcasts but it's been a while because I get too distracted now. I mostly stick to a few YouTube channels like Mr Ballen and That Chapter. I also love a good true crime documentary.

I have plenty of interests other than horror and true, most are a little more on the nerdy end but I do love listening to music and live music a lot as well. If you'd like to find out more we can chat about that as well. My chat is open for anyone wanting to talk.

I´m a 42 year old Canadian guy. I enjoy chatting with strangers online.

I like travelling, food, coffee, cycling, small talk. I’m very open minded and left leaning politically (if that matters).

Small talk, banter, sharing memes are all welcome. Send me a chat and I’ll send you a lame dad joke 🤓

Hello everyone!
I'm Annie, I'm 36 years old , and I'm currently looking for some new friends to expand my social circle. I am a lover of traveling, fitness, music, reading, and exploring nature. I believe that having like-minded friends in life can make our time together more meaningful and enjoyable.

we’re both adults and too old to be playing games. i know who i am and what i bring to the table. i'm not here to play games. my endgame is a long term relationship. please know what you want and who you are.

i strongly recommend that we start out as friends and see where things lead. i’ve rushed into relationships in the past and it’s never ended well. i want us to take our time to get to know each other. despite the pressures from society, we have plenty of time. rushing only leads to failure.

i’m demisexual. i need to establish a strong emotional connection first before anything else. if that’s not there from the start, it’s not going to work. this is huge for me.

i am currently doing the work on myself to be well. that means taking meds, going to therapy, working on my physical health, etc. i would love a partner that could encourage me with this and/or is on the same or similar path as me. 

i want someone who has time for me. texts, calls, video chats. some form of these everyday. i love conversations and questions. going deeper and getting to know someone. i want someone who is just as needy in this department for interaction with intention. 

i don't expect us to have all of the same interests and we should have some different ones so that we can learn from each other. what matters most to me is that we have similar core values and relationship goals.

here are my preferences:

• i don’t smoke or do drugs (if you do, that’s a dealbreaker)
• i rarely drink alcohol and would prefer if you didn't or rarely, but it is not a deal breaker.
• i do not want children; it isn’t a dealbreaker if you already have your own
• i’m not religious, but spiritual (it’s important and i’d like you to be the same)
• i’m left/liberal (is there a difference?) and would like you to be as well
• i’m only looking inside of the USA, bonus points if you’re in central time zone
• am looking for a white, older male between 30-60 (this is a MUST)
• looking for someone who is willing to relocate in the future as i’m not able to right now
• i’d like to voice chat/text via telegram at some point
• please be open minded and non judgmental

for a brief overview of myself: i am 5’8. short black hair. brown eyes. skinny with curves (not that it matters, but i know people wonder). light brown skin. am okay to exchange photos after chatting a bit and we’re both comfortable. am a passionate creative. writing/photography/editing. passionate about helping others. no stranger to mental health issues.

we all have baggage and flaws. i’m not perfect and neither are you. but maybe we can help each other grow and continue to become the best versions of ourselves.

when you message me, say more than “hi” or one word greetings. put thought into it. let me know who you are, what about my post resonated with you, what you’re looking for. i will not respond to thoughtless messages.

if this post piqued your interest and you would like to get to know me better, then please reach out. i am looking forward to meeting you and talking with you :)

I'm tall, physically fit, and healthy. I have a professional job that I love and am generally happy with my life. But I am searching for something specific that I've been missing pretty much forever.

I'm bi but have never been out to anyone (except the men I've been with, obviously, and it's been a while). I'd love to meet a woman who knows about and accepts that part of me, because otherwise it feels like I'm hiding a big piece of myself and that feels... bad. Maybe it would be easier if you were bi or pan, too? But that's not a requirement for me. I'd just like for us to feel comfortable sharing every part of ourselves and to know each other fully. Are there any things that don't feel safe to talk about at home? I'm happy to listen.

I work from home some I'm usually available to chat most times and most days. I'm also definitely open to phone conversations if we click and the connection is right. I'm only looking for one person for something long term, maybe you are, too?

I'm tall, physically fit, and healthy. I have a professional job that I love and am generally happy with my life. But I am searching for something specific that I've been missing pretty much forever.

I'm bi but have never been out to anyone (except the men I've been with, obviously, and it's been a while). I'd love to meet a woman who knows about and accepts that part of me, because otherwise it feels like I'm hiding a big piece of myself and that feels... bad. Maybe it would be easier if you were bi or pan, too? But that's not a requirement for me. I'd just like for us to feel comfortable sharing every part of ourselves and to know each other fully. Are there any things that don't feel safe to talk about at home? I'm happy to listen.

I work from home some I'm usually available to chat most times and most days. I'm also definitely open to phone conversations if we click and the connection is right. I'm only looking for one person for something long term, maybe you are, too?

We’re a fit, attractive soft swap couple looking for an MFM threesome and we are very selective. Sorry for the long post, but we want to make it 100% clear that we’re ONLY interested in a guy that fits this description…

You must be SINGLE !

Not interested in BWC, BBC, or UNCIRCUMCISED (wife prefers AVERAGE SIZE COCK)

Clean-cut appearance, no long hair.

She is only interested in guys who are 35-55 years old

Non smoker is a must.

Athletic, fit body. She’s not interested in a “dad bod” or “could stand to lose a few pounds”.

Very well groomed with minimal body hair.

We are more interested in fit bodies, handsome faces, great personalities over penis size.

We are looking for someone who will respect the boundaries that we set. We are not into humiliation, and we aren’t interested in someone with a dominate mentality. A team effort is what we are looking for. We want this to be a fun experience for all of us.

A dick pic is fine, but she’s mainly interested in seeing your smiling face and your body (shirtless at a minimum). This is about physical attraction, obviously, so being able to see clear photos is priority number one, above anything else.

If you fit ALL of those descriptions then we’d love to hear from you. Keep in mind that you only get one chance to make a first impression, so when reaching out to us your message should include at least several sentences, and not something that we’ll just delete like “still looking.” Please put some effort into your reply and be respectful.

Hey just moved to Florida, and I’m looking for new friends. I travel a ton for work so I’m looking for someone to talk to throughout the day or to laugh over a cocktail as the day ends.
Looking forward to meeting you!!!

I need some more silliness in my day and would love a silly person to chitty chat with. Tell me what I should put on my sandwich.

So, here we go. Wish me luck…

What I am seeking is something that has a foundation built upon conversation and connection. One that is transparent and open, with both of us unafraid to be emotionally vulnerable.

I will start by saying I am in a committed relationship, but like a plant that has been denied water and sunlight, the connection has wilted and withered. And so I stretch my figurative branches outwards…

To try to find a soul that can revitalize me, and I her.

The keywords in all this are: slow and deliberate.

Let us take the time necessary to get to know each other. No need to rush into picture exchange.

Deliberate means finding the time to be available for each other. I can find a little time each day to do so, many days more so.

Empty and lifeless are not the adjectives we should use to describe our vital souls, even if they have been suppressed to the point where we don’t even recognize ourselves anymore.

So let’s strive to do better. For both our sakes.

And our happiness.

Who knows?

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 😊