/r/OurPerpetualExemption
Amen. This place is dedicated to John Oliver's Church (and associated health care sharing ministry) in order to rake in tax-free money and also raise awareness for the predatory nature of some people claiming to be Christians.
Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption is a church created by John Oliver. You can view our founding video here and recordings of our past Church sessions here.
FAQ
What to post
- Stories/information about scamming televangelists
- Petitions or other actions that seek to end their tax-exempt status
- Stories about how Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption (OLOPE) has touched your life.
- Those worshippers who create art depicting our Holy preacher, John Oliver, will be especially blessed!
- Those who create artistic messages warning of the evils in this world, such as FIFA and Big Tobacco, will also have wealth thrown upon them!
Rules
- Follow reddit's rules and reddiquette.
- Do not post irrelevant content.
- Check the FAQ and do a search before asking a question.
How can I help?
To help the Church as a whole, mail donations to:
Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
PO Box 1954
New York, NY 10113
To help this section of the Church, give reddit gold to the mods (/u/nicholas818, /u/ISUanthony, and /u/Quixoticelixor). What kind of preachers would we be if we didn't take money from our faithful followers and give nothing back but false hope?
Our phone number is 1-800-THIS-IS-LEGAL.
Our official website is www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com
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PRAISE BE
BE PRAISED
10:58 UTC
Our Lady of Perpetual Health. Praise be!
07:24 UTC
Praise be
Just saw that the last post here was like 200 days ago so here I am. Praise be. Edit:spelling
07:44 UTC
Praise Be Brothers and Sisters, Wanda and John have started a new charity, Our Lady of Choosing Choice, a portable Crisis Pregnancy Center. Praise Be! Praise Be!
10:08 UTC
Our Lady of Choosing Choice
08:08 UTC
The gods are angry, and have made the moon disappear.
Give your seed to me to make the gods happy again. Praise Be.
02:20 UTC
Starting a real church based on John Oliver's teachings
Does anyone believe there is a need for a real church based on John Oliver's teachings? His criticism of the for-profit justice system, stadiums, FIFA etc. are just as true as his criticism of televangelists and seed faith.
There is plenty of material to form "sincere beliefs" and teachings.
19:32 UTC
Things I wasn't expecting today: A letter from Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption. I live in the UK. That's dedication. Praise be.
11:37 UTC
What do we do now?
Where do we go from here on not that that our church has closed? Do we get rid of the subreddit?
23:12 UTC
Has anyone tried calling 1-800-THIS-IS-LEGAL since the church has closed?
I have a filling that they may have changed it.
I'd call, but my phone was bricked by a software update
09:24 UTC
The mystery of the 12 Jonny Flynn bobbleheads sent to Our Lady has been resolved: it was /r/timberwolves
01:15 UTC
It was just starting to get good!
Quitter.
22:34 UTC
An appeal to Reverend Oliver: Build a temple bro.
Temple building is the hallmark of all great religions. They may call them by different names, but the temples are an excellent way to establish spiritual superiority AND raise big bucks.
17:50 UTC
Our seeds are helping our church spread whatever it is that it spreads. Praise be!
11:40 UTC
Should we establish a Theocracy?
As the Catholic Church established the Papal States (which dwindled down to the present-day Vatican City), It is my belief that we should organize ourselves as a political entity (a country). While it was more than 70 years after the birth of the Christian Church when the Catholic Church formed, I feel that due to the unique nature of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption, that NOW is time.
Our Mega-Reverend and CEO, John Oliver, would be installed as the leader.
Since this is a church about US, I wanted to ask you all some questions.
1.) What would we call our country?
2.) What would we call our constitution?
3.) What would you want to see in said constitution.
4.) What song should be used as our national anthem?
5.) What would our flag look like? (Discussion on that topic can be found here: http://www.reddit.com/r/OurPerpetualExemption/comments/3j3agy/proposed_design_for_the_flag_of_our_lady_of/?
I eagerly anticipage your responses brothers and sisters. Praise be unto us all.
22:24 UTC
I quit smoking in 2012! Thanks OLPE!
If it weren't for the church of OLPE, I never would have been able to quit smoking two years ago. I know in my heart that OLPE cured my addiction to cigarettes in 2012. Praise be!
19:21 UTC
Our God?
Do we have a god/gods yet? U.S. tax code?
19:08 UTC
Want a Snoo?
Hi everyone! I was informed that your subreddit was in need of a custom alien logo, and I was very interested in working on one for you! I contacted your moderators and I was told to ask you all what you'd like to see in your snoo! I could definitely create one to look like John Oliver, though if anyone has any additional suggestions, I'm glad to take those on!
EDIT: Alright, so at this point we have a few ideas, and I would be happy to make all of them and allow you all to choose. So far we have:
John Oliver with cash in hand
Our Lady
Similar to European Jesus with tome and cash
All with Clouds
Feel free to keep suggesting! On a side note, if I am misinterpreting any suggestions, please just let me know!
13:08 UTC
Convenient cards to declare your Deeply Held Religious Beliefs! (x-post from LastWeekTonight)
19:14 UTC
What do you guys think about selling useless deeds?
After seeing that my mother just bought a square foot in Israel, which is disappointing considering she could have don't this.
I'm wondering if you could do something similar for this church?
Like, what do you guys think of selling the legal ownership of an audience seat or something stupid like that? Or maybe doing like the /r/randomactsofpizza and donating pizza to a specific seat number?
09:33 UTC
Our new Holy Book!
18:46 UTC