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Welcome to /r/linguisticshumor! This is the home for jokes about linguistics, i.e., the study of human language.

Linguistics memes, funny textbook illustrations, crackpot theories, rude drawings made up of IPA symbols, and other linguological ludicrousness goes here. If you've got something that you'd like to share with the class that isn't scientifically rigorous enough for /r/linguistics, post it in this sub.

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Cyrillization in another sense

3 Comments
2024/11/19
21:26 UTC

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Uralic-vasconic family hypothesis

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2024/11/19
19:58 UTC

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I love the idea that Russian has a Khanty superstrate in the village of Korliki

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2024/11/19
18:13 UTC

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Is there an existing common term for language mixes like Singlish, Spanglish, Franglais, Dunglish?

What I am looking for is when there's a dominant language, like an official language in a country for example, and speakers of a different language fill their speech with calques, calque translations of phrases and loaned words that do not adapt to the language's phonetic system.

It also should necessarily exclude the already established common words between the languages and dialect forms from the bordering regions, as well as necessarily being in irregular use (so not a koine). Surzhyk and trasianka also fits this definition.

My acquaintance, who is a linguist, argues that the definition I've provided is a true definition of surzhyk, instead of just a mix of Russian and Ukrainian or anything that sounds like Russian in Ukrainian except for the native cognates. Also he argues that by that definition, surzhyk is something so negative that it should be cleansed from the spoken language.

My position is that he's redefining an already established term, and the term "surzhyk" by itself should be gone out of use, as it's used to shame people for having such a speech that resembles a mix of Russian and Ukrainian, which makes them ditch their way of speaking altogether and go just for a "linguistically pure" Russian or Ukrainian. So if he wants to fight against this phenomenon so much he should make up a new word for it.

So, does such a word already exist? Also does this phenomenon happen in other languages as well?

18 Comments
2024/11/19
16:19 UTC

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Faux Cyrillic

4 Comments
2024/11/19
15:58 UTC

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Most iconic word for 9 = "Nenets 10"

7 Comments
2024/11/19
14:48 UTC

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Idk if it fits here, bit this font makes it look like it's "Dÿon", not "Dijon"

10 Comments
2024/11/19
14:30 UTC

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I'm French, a lot of girls are reading this at uni, it triggers me everytime as I learned to read Cyrillic.

20 Comments
2024/11/19
09:24 UTC

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That lad’s without a doubt from Southern London 🧠

2 Comments
2024/11/19
09:24 UTC

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I have been enlightened...

51 Comments
2024/11/19
07:38 UTC

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My prof has GOT to be yanking my chain by using uwu as an example in class 😭😭

6 Comments
2024/11/19
05:08 UTC

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Does your language feature "biscuit conditionals"? 🍪

There are biscuits on the sideboard, if you want some. -- J. L. Austin

These look like regular conditionals "If A then B," but without a logical implication--instead, they serve to inform the listener of B just in case A is true. Other examples:

  • "If you're interested, there's a good documentary on PBS tonight."
  • "Yes, Oswald shot Kennedy, if that's what you're asking me."
  • "If you need anything, my name's Matt."

So far, I've also encountered them in Spanish and Japanese... I'm rather curious how common they are and what different language communities' opinions of them are. (And of course, feel free to share any other strange conditionals in your language!)

33 Comments
2024/11/19
03:54 UTC

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Phoenician vowel marks

2 Comments
2024/11/19
03:24 UTC

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Why is Vietnamese tonal, largely monosyllabic, isolating, but Sora is atonal and polysynthetic despite both shared the same Austroasiatic origin?

Just wonder why

8 Comments
2024/11/19
02:51 UTC

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I looked up a word from Caramelldansen on Wiktionary, and the example sentence was EXACTLY the part of Caramelldansen where I found it

6 Comments
2024/11/19
02:08 UTC

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Eminem is secretly Parisian

1 Comment
2024/11/19
01:23 UTC

176

English With Nuxalk Phonotactics

24 Comments
2024/11/18
23:21 UTC

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Yesternight, I had a dream where I was trying to learn Toki Pona and this was one of the phonemes in it. I struggled a lot trying to pronounce it. Here's a diagram of how it's pronounced.

3 Comments
2024/11/18
23:12 UTC

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Guys I just thought of a good character to represent the glottal stop

A newline.

Uh

oh.

21 Comments
2024/11/18
19:51 UTC

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Advice on giving a presentation

Hey guys so I have a presentation about second language acquisition theories and I would like to know your approach to doing such a presentation how would you describe each Theory are you going to include some stories or just stick to textbook things

1 Comment
2024/11/18
19:47 UTC

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What do we think, y'all?

70 Comments
2024/11/18
17:09 UTC

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Fuck it, Cherokana

ᏑᏇᏖ Ꮓ ᏂᏅᎨᏅ Ꮹ, ᎤᎹᎴᎾᎦᎳ Ꮒ ᏏᏖ ᏥᏳ Ꮥ ᎠᎵ, ᎧᏧ, ᏐᏅᎨᏅ Ꮩ ᎨᏅᎵ Ꮩ Ꮒ ᏧᎢᏖ ᏈᎣᏙ Ꮥ ᎠᎷ. ᏂᏅᎨᏅ Ꮹ, ᎵᏎᎢ Ꮩ ᎵᎣᏏᏅ Ꮩ Ꭳ ᏌᏑᎨᎳᏖᎴ ᎣᎵ, ᏔᎦᎢ Ꮒ ᏙᎰ Ꮓ ᏎᎢᏏᏅ Ꭳ ᎼᏖ ᎪᏙ ᏏᎾᎨᎴᏆ ᎾᎳᎾᎢ.

1 Comment
2024/11/18
16:10 UTC

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tru

10 Comments
2024/11/18
14:45 UTC

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Don't always believe prefixes

4 Comments
2024/11/18
14:22 UTC

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Mirandese dialects

14 Comments
2024/11/18
12:00 UTC

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My pronunciation of some english words as a non-native speaker (I’m Schwa-phobic)

79 Comments
2024/11/18
09:26 UTC

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why did i make this

H is derived from Etruscan 𐌇, which itself is derived from Old Italic 𐌇 which is derived from Archaic Greek 𐌇. In Greek, 𐌇 evolves into Greek Heta, Η, which splits into Middle Greek Eta(Η) and Heta(Ͱ). Heta went on to become Claudian letter Half H(Ⱶ), but that is irrelevant. Η went on in cyrillic as Izhe(Η), and then evolved into И, which looks like an N, however we will get into that later.

In the middle of the alphabet, N is derived from Etruscan 𐌍, which is derived from Old Italic 𐌍, which is derived from Greek Nu, Ν. Ν then got into Cyrillic as Nash(Ν), and then into En(Н), which looks exactly like an H.

Н and H look the same, but the former is related to N and the latter is H. И looks like N but is related to H which looks the same as Н. To clarify, N's line progressively got shorter overtime and became H, however H did the opposite and became И.

11 Comments
2024/11/18
00:43 UTC

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I hate that the lexical set name for /ɑ/ is ᴘᴀʟᴍ because I pronounce it [pɔːlm]

37 Comments
2024/11/17
23:26 UTC

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