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Welcome to /r/linguisticshumor! This is the home for jokes about linguistics, i.e., the study of human language.

Linguistics memes, funny textbook illustrations, crackpot theories, rude drawings made up of IPA symbols, and other linguological ludicrousness goes here. If you've got something that you'd like to share with the class that isn't scientifically rigorous enough for /r/linguistics, post it in this sub.

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Natürlich will ich einen Drachendrachen!

16 Comments
2025/01/13
02:41 UTC

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The Spanish word for “patch” (e.g. a game patch) is derived from “Parthian leather”

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2025/01/13
02:39 UTC

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Fuck it. Akkadian French.

𒂖𒅎𒇷𒅆𒉿𒂗 /el em le si.jen/ Elle aime le chien.

𒈥𒅗𒀀𒆲𒍪𒄿𒆷𒁍𒇇𒀀𒌁𒉿𒌨 /maʁ.ka a kun.dzu.i la bu.wa.tsi.juʁ/ Marc a conduit la voiture.

𒁍𒇷𒁍𒆪𒅆𒅀𒀀𒂍𒈬𒇇𒊺𒋗𒁇 /bu.le bu ku.si.je a.bet mu.wa se su.waʁ/ Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

21 Comments
2025/01/13
02:29 UTC

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What's the weirdest onomatopeia you've ever heard? Japanese has a lot of weird ones, but definitely "Mek" from ainu which is the cat's meow is one of the weirdest ones.

22 Comments
2025/01/12
19:03 UTC

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can't find it 😤😤

44 Comments
2025/01/12
15:50 UTC

248

I am at York University and this is a Latin conjugation dictionary

10 Comments
2025/01/12
12:19 UTC

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Aren't these the same name? Dutchland is bigger than actual dutchland???

33 Comments
2025/01/12
09:39 UTC

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Check mate sinologist.

18 Comments
2025/01/11
21:18 UTC

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I really wish my textbook would stay in its lane

They definitely meant “gendered pronouns” but a lot of these cultural notes are really shady

77 Comments
2025/01/11
20:46 UTC

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“Evening” in different languages

24 Comments
2025/01/11
15:26 UTC

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Mate you never heard something like this I’m telling you 👨🏻‍💼

23 Comments
2025/01/11
14:33 UTC

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A nice gem of a post from r/memes

26 Comments
2025/01/11
13:16 UTC

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Srysly, come at me with ANSWERS, I begg ouaeff you?

14 Comments
2025/01/11
12:23 UTC

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A dumb ıdea

If Yy = i graeca (> i-grec, igrek, etc), since the letter is used to represent an /i/-like sound in Greek, then Iı = u turca (> u-turc, uturk, etc), since it represents an /u/-like sound in Turkish

17 Comments
2025/01/11
07:13 UTC

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Nest egg—a rant.

I spent too much time looking for an appropriate place to post this, and this is the closest relevant subreddit I could find before my head cracks open.
"Nest egg" is an utterly nonsensical phrase. It drives me nuts. The correct and less deranged expression is "egg nest," and here's why:

  1. Nest egg implies the existence of "non-nest" eggs. Where else do eggs exist? In the fridge? In the vacuum of space? Are there "hydrothermal vent eggs"?

  2. Nest egg ostensibly means an investment for the future. Okay. Sure. But "egg nest" makes infinitely more sense: it's a container (a nest, i.e., a real estate holding, a retirement account, pokemon cards, etc), with eggs (money, value, street cred) inside it that will hatch into a growing "thing" in the future (the return on your investment).

2.1. It's a nest for eggs. An egg nest. You care about the eggs, not the nest. Otherwise, just call it a fucking nest and be done with it. What in the name of all ovoviviparity is a "nest egg"?!?

English (aka North Sea Germanic–Old Norse–Oïl Creole) is an ongoing mistake in defiance of god that proves the hubris of man. Thank you.

14 Comments
2025/01/11
05:55 UTC

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My two greatest interest agglutinated into one post

10 Comments
2025/01/11
03:51 UTC

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What is this, a crossover episode?

10 Comments
2025/01/10
19:21 UTC

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Why are civilized languages more analytical?

64 Comments
2025/01/10
18:57 UTC

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Papuan languages if a single soul mentions them:

7 Comments
2025/01/10
16:08 UTC

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The descendants of PIE words trying to not troll linguists for a second: (impossible)

23 Comments
2025/01/10
15:24 UTC

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What's the most bizarre pidgin/creole you can imagine?

Ubykh-pirahã pidgin.

When big language meets small language it's the most cursed beautiful thing to ever exist!

65 Comments
2025/01/10
13:21 UTC

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If ya'll needet any more proofs that Uzbek is the language of gigachads

13 Comments
2025/01/10
07:58 UTC

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Did our ancestors swear in their proto-languages?

I like to scroll on language dictionaries, especially the proto ones. There apparently I can see vulgar and taboo words (like genitals), I just thought such words just appear in modern languages.

55 Comments
2025/01/10
06:58 UTC

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/staɪtʃ faɪks/

10 Comments
2025/01/10
05:48 UTC

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sjaga.ramos.ʔaɡa.ramos

Si agarramos, agarramos.

I'm looking for patterns in Spanish pronunciation to practice my transcription skills. And I think I found this one: when a phrase starts with a vowel, that vowel is pronounced after a subtle glottal plosive.

0 Comments
2025/01/10
05:40 UTC

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Beginners when Vietnamese Phonetics:

84 Comments
2025/01/09
22:47 UTC

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