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Welcome to /r/linguisticshumor! This is the home for jokes about linguistics, i.e., the study of human language.

Linguistics memes, funny textbook illustrations, crackpot theories, rude drawings made up of IPA symbols, and other linguological ludicrousness goes here. If you've got something that you'd like to share with the class that isn't scientifically rigorous enough for /r/linguistics, post it in this sub.

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Are there 8 degrees of separation between all words in the English language?

This isn't really humor but it's a fun thought experiment I've been playing with, that I thought this community may enjoy.

Basically, I found a game that asks you to connect 2 random words together using only their synonyms. With all the multiple meanings that words have, it's pretty fun and can be surprising and satisfying. It's got me wondering if it's truly possible to get from any English word to any other English word within 8 (or a different number of) degrees.

I'm curious if anyone has thoughts or a way they would approach this. Maybe I should post it in r/math instead?

The game for those interested (or in case I butchered this explanation): synonymcircuit.com

7 Comments
2024/05/16
18:46 UTC

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Spanish, but participle regularity is swapped

Pues bueno, he vido a casa y me he comierto dos bollos de crema. Por haber hacido esto, mi madre me ha decido que soy un gordo glotón y me veré posido en el infierno por gula si no me he deshacido de mis pecados pronto. Tras haber llegarto al polideportivo, hube de haber nadarto unos 20 largos olímpicos en la piscina cuyos cimientos fueron construyertos* hace casi cuatro décadas.

So, I came home and I ate two crème buns. For having done this, my mother has told me I'm a fat glutton and I'll see myself put in hell for gluttony if I haven't got rid off my sins soon. After having arrived to the sports center, I must have swum 20 Olympic lengths in the pool whose foundation was built almost four decades ago.

*«construídos» is an pluralized adjetive whose singular form is used as a participle.

8 Comments
2024/05/16
17:20 UTC

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The most upvoted comment changes the "phonology" of my "conlang" day 21

15 Comments
2024/05/16
16:35 UTC

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Can you guess where that person's from?

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2024/05/16
15:17 UTC

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Ejectives are just consonants co-articulated with glottal stops. change my mind

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2024/05/16
13:15 UTC

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2024/05/16
10:46 UTC

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Theta-role in "my loved mother"

Hello. I am a Japanese student who majors in syntax. Consider the example below.

(1) my loved mother

I think that the expression "my loved mother" denotes "my mother, whom I love". If so, it might be argued that "my" has a dual theta role: it is both the Agent of the verb "love" and the Possessor of the noun "mother". Of course, I know that there are many ways to claim that this doesn't count as an exception to the theta-criterion, but isn't it at least the case that there are two theta roles in (1) and both are interpreted as 1SG (even if they aren't assigned to the "same" syntactic element)? Dear (or, "my loved") native speakers of English, please teach me whether my interpretation of (1) given above is correct.

6 Comments
2024/05/16
09:54 UTC

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New bouba kiki?

Was reading the book Little Blue and Little Yellow by Leo Lioni to my 4yo daughter, and noticed something that made me run a little experiment with her classmates. They all seem to consistently associate one of the two big shapes with papa and one with mama (the small one is little blue/yellow).

Can you guys let me know what you think? I won't reveal what the kids said until after the poll is closed, in case it biases you.

who is papa blue and who is mama blue?

who is papa yellow and who is mama yellow?

View Poll

4 Comments
2024/05/16
09:32 UTC

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Irish is too complex to save so let’s make it simple

“The Irish language could be easily revived, if the grammer were simplified, and the phonetic richness of the vocabulary protected.”

Everyone knows the real language is the phonetic inventory. Morphosyntax? Semantics? Rubbish! Amaidí chainte!

Bonus points for the suspicions directed towards Big Language Revitalization. Nothing gets past this one.

67 Comments
2024/05/16
05:20 UTC

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Either they spent all their poetry potential on swears and payadas or this is their vengeance for the falkland island fiasco

0 Comments
2024/05/16
02:43 UTC

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Some of the parts just hit way better

7 Comments
2024/05/16
00:23 UTC

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Wtf is iža?

56 Comments
2024/05/15
20:33 UTC

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WHY

7 Comments
2024/05/15
20:27 UTC

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A a

8 Comments
2024/05/15
19:11 UTC

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Graphemic drift in the wild:

0 Comments
2024/05/15
18:51 UTC

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Not sure if this is linguistics humor per se, but it is an example of super annoying prescriptivism

Over my past week of internet usage, I've encountered a number of people using the word "aesthetic" to mean "aesthetically pleasing" - for example, "these photos are so cute and aesthetic" - only for the comments to complain about how that isn't proper usage. Of course, the very idea that they get to decide what words mean for people is ludicrous, but it became even MORE so when I decided to check the Oxford English dictionary for the earliest attestation of 'aesthetic' as 'aesthetically pleasing' - it was 1833!!!!! It's been attested in English for one hundred and ninety one years!!!

My only explanation for why people hate it is that this usage is associated with young white women, whose speech patterns are often disliked by a culture's elites because of misogyny, but I could be off here. What's y'all's take on this?

53 Comments
2024/05/15
18:22 UTC

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Did British people start th-fronting, because they didn't have teeth?

15 Comments
2024/05/15
15:53 UTC

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How do you perceive this word?

I got some interesting answers asking this from non-Finnish speakers, so what sounds do you hear in this word? Where do you hear the stress as placed? And what is your native language? (If you can guess from the spelling, go with what you hear regardless of what you think it should be)

https://forvo.com/word/y%C3%B6py%C3%A4/#fi

39 Comments
2024/05/15
15:27 UTC

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2024/05/15
15:21 UTC

177

Apparently in another universe, Brits adopted American spelling

19 Comments
2024/05/15
14:43 UTC

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The most upvoted comment changes the "phonology" of my "conlang" day 20

31 Comments
2024/05/15
13:50 UTC

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レアオロテンd ウrrホアツイ

2 Comments
2024/05/15
12:52 UTC

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Proto-Asian just dropped

6 Comments
2024/05/15
12:24 UTC

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I found a letter that makes the villagers' sound

21 Comments
2024/05/15
11:35 UTC

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Is this bouba-kiki?

16 Comments
2024/05/15
07:17 UTC

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Polish and Latvian are mutually intelligible, guys

61 Comments
2024/05/15
05:35 UTC

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Guess the conlang by its alphabet

0 Comments
2024/05/15
04:10 UTC

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