• /r/315circlejerk - for all jerkin' in CNY
  
• /r/838CIRCLEJERK - THE LOUD JERK
• /r/518circlejerk - BE HERE NOW
  
• /r/680circlejerk - in b4 new Syracuse area code
  
• /r/albany - Capital idea!
  
• /r/albany_ny - it's like /r/518circlejerk for your racist uncle, submit a screenshot of your /r/albany ban & put the hard R in the link title to join their moderator team
• /r/schenectady - Da Greatest City On Urf
  
• /r/SDY - Nothing to see here, move along
• /r/StewartsShops - Gasoline ice cream
• /r/timesuseless - WERE YOU SEEN?
  
• Did you know?
  CHEESE-
  BURGER
  

I'm from Boston, and travel for work, to Albany a lot in particular. I consider the man a regional treasure and have perfected the phrase "Zero down, $199 a month" in his amazing voice.

The backstory of his crew intrigues me. I feel like Tom is much more skilled than Billy, but has no self-confidence and as a result is totally subservient. At one point, Billy slept with Tom's wife. When he got caught, Billy told him he was doing it to prove she was disloyal and he should thank him. So Tom did thank Billy, and divorced his first wife soon after. Secretly, Billy only keeps Tom around to run the shop in the winter when he flies down to Orlando for the weather. Every year, he tells Tom he can go along with him next year. Next year shall never come.

One year Billy ran ads touting "Domestic Violence Awareness Month", in which he would "beat all prices in house." It was a terrible pun and deolorable message that was somehow free from any public outrage.