YESTERDEI I WAS KRUMPIN SUM HUMIES ON SOM GREEN WORLD. ONZE HUMIE SAD, DAT HE IS BLU BLOOD AND ME KILLIN HIM IS FORBIDDN AND AGANZT SUM LAA. DUNNO. WUTEVA, ME KRUMPIN DA BLU BLOOD HUMIE AND ME AXE GET RED.

SO HE IS RED BLOOD, NOT BLU. DIS DOESN'T MEK SENCE. DIS GITTISH, STUPIT HUMIES, DONT KNO WHAT COLOR BLOOD HAFF. BUT WHY SAD HE, HE WUZ BLU BLOOD?

I JUST DUN A BIG OL FINK AN I REKON IF RED MAKEZ ALL DA STUFF GO FASTA DEN IF MY BRANE IS RED DEN ILL FINK FASTA AN BE DA MOST KUNNIN ORK EVA! IF IM DIS KUNNIN NOW IMAGINE HOW GUD IM GONNA BE WEN ME BRANE IZ RED!

A GROT SHOWED ME DIZ 'UMMIE PICKTUR'Z AND DERE EZ DEEZ HUMMIEZ DAT CAN MAKE DERE HAIR STANDZ UPZ AND OTHAH HUMMIEZ DAT LOOKZ LOIK A FREE BOOTAHZ BUT DIZ HUMMIE CAN STRETCH!

ALL ME LOIFE I NE'VAH SEENZ DEEZ HUMMIEZ!? DID DEEZ HUMMIEZ NOT HAVE ENUFF KRUMPEN!? IZ DIZ WHY DEY NOT AROUND ANY MOR?! I WANNA FITE DEEZ HUMMIEZ! WHERE IZ DEY!?

OURZ STRAP SKIES ON DERE WHEELZ AND ROKKITS ON DER RIDES SO DE GO REAL FAST ON TOP DA WATER.

KO NICHI WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

WHY 'AVEN'T WE BEEN DOIN DIS LADZ??

So as the title says looking to get into the Warhammer 40k scene. I just bought the orks codex.

Looking to build my first 500 point army to start off with. Here is my list:

Big mek w/ kustom-mega blaster, power klaw

War boss w/ kombi-weapon, twin slugga, big choppa

2 sets of 10 Boyz w/ variety of weapons

1 set of 5 Lootas w/ variety of weapons

1 set of 5 Nobs w/ variety of weapons

Mek gunz w/ smasha gun, grat crew w/ smasha gun

let me know how I did for my first build and is there anything I should change. Looking for feed back before I start buying and building.

GORK AND MORK IZ DA BEZT CUZ DEY DA GREENEST OF THE DA GREEN, AND DA MOST ORKY TINGS EVA. DEY RIGHT BRUTAL AND KUNNIN, AND KUNNIN AND BRUTAL. BUT ALL DA UFFA GODZ AIN'T.

DA HUMIE EMPEROR WUZ PRETTY GOOD AND DED ARD AND KILLY, BUT HE GOT LAZY AFTA DAT HORUZ GIT STUCK IM, AND WON'T GET OFF HIS BOSS THRONE NO MORE. ALZO HE'Z LIKE INA LOTA PIEZEZ OR SOME'TING.

DA TYRANID HIVE MIND WOULD BE GOOD, BUT IT'Z MORE INTA EATIN THAN FIGHTIN.

DA TAU ONE AIN'T DON MUCH YET, BUT IT'Z GOT MORE ARMZ DAN A GENELOOTA, SO MAYBE IT'Z GONNA BE FIGHTY? GET DEM BLUE GITZ TO FIGHT UP CLOSE AND PROPPAR FINALLY.

DA PANZEZ MOZTLY GOT KRUMPED BY DAT WIERD CHAOZ GOD, AND DAT'Z JUST EMBERRAZING.

AND DA CHAOZ GODZ, KHORNE IZ SUPPOZZED TO BE ALL DEAD ARD AND FIGHTY, BUT JUST SITZ ALL DA TIME. NURGLE IZ GREEN, BUT HE'Z ALL SMELLY AND WANTZ EVERYONE TO GET ALONG, AND DAT'Z JUZT DUMB. TZEENTCH IS ALWAYZ MAKING EVERYTHING TOO COMPLICATED, WICH IZ DUMB. AND SLANEESH IZ JUST WEIRD IN DA BAD WAY. PLUZ WUZ MADE BY DA SCRAWNY ELDAR PANZIEZ KUZ DEY COULDN'T PROPERLY DIRECT DER IMPULZEZ. NOT LIK UZ ORKZ, WOT KNOW WE FOR FIGHTIN AND WINNIN, KUZ GORK AND MORK IZ DA BEZT!

I’z real light n’ easy to lob, n’ I’z got a proper sharp little choppa, n’ I’z good with Squigs, ‘cept the bigguns

WE'Z TRIED DIS REALLY RED RED DAT A 'UMIE KAME UP WIFF, DATS AS RED AS SUMFIN' REALLY RED. DA TRUKK GOT SO FAST, DA BOYZ KOULDN'T TURN IT, HIT A 'UMIE TANK, AN' FLIPPED IT INTO A 'OLE. FUN TIMEZ. FIGURED IT WOULD BE NICE TA AKTCHUALLY AIM AT DA TANKS NEXT TOIM.

DEY'Z GOT DA SIZE, DEY'Z GOT DA MUSCLE, DEY EVEN LIKE A GOOD SCRAP - BUT DEY LETS DA PUNY UMIE GITS TELL 'EM WOT TA DO!

IT'Z LIKE WATCHIN' A NOB TAKE ORDAZ FROM A GROT! MAKES ME 'EAD HURT JUST FINKIN' ABOUT IT!

I am having trouble fighting you in TW:WH2, tell me the secrets to defeating you and I will give you a stash of rusty metal scraps

OI ERD DAT DA IZ A PLAN-IT ON DA KOZMOZ DAT IZ UN FAT BEEG UUMIE, WERE DEM SPOIKY BOYZ BE KROOZIN ABOUT WIF DA CRABLADZ.

NO IZ' SEEN A LOTT'A PLANTZ WIFF MA WAAGH N' LOOTIN BOATZ AN WATNOT- AN DEYZ USUALLY BIGGA DANN EVEN DA STOMPAZ N' DA ATTAK MOONZ.

DAT UN FAT UUMIE PLANIT IZ UN BIG GROTTY UMAN IF YA KATSH MA DRIFF

IZ'N DAT MEAN DAT IZ DA BIGGEST UMIE AN STRONGA DAN DA EMPRAH-GIT?

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*cough* *sputter* *BUUUURRRRP* SORRY, I ATE A SQUIG AN' IT WANTS OUT! *cough*

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Humming a festive tune whilst decorating
'Ere we go, 'ere we go
Orkz are green n' mean
Shoota, Slasha in mi hand
We da meanest youz have seen

'Ere we go, 'ere we go
Orkz we are da best
Bring out all youz strongest GITZ
And we'll krump em' wit da rest

OI BOIS. WE'Z GONNA BE AVING KRUMPMAS SOON. WHO'S READY TO WAAARGH ON SOME HUMIES SO OL' FATHER KRUMPMAS WILL BRING US A PROPA SCRAP WIT LOTSA LOOT FOR BEING GORK N' MORK'S BEST ORKZ? WHAT DO YOU GITZ WANT OL FATHER BALE-EYE TO BRING YA FER KRUMPMAS?

OW DUZ IT FEEL NOWIN DAT NUN OF YOOZ FOIGHT DA HUMIES DA PROPPA WAY?!?! WE IZ DA CLEVEREST AND DA BESTEST OF DA KLANZ AND YOO LOT IZ ALL DAFT AND WOODNT NO KUNNIN IF IT BIT YA IN DA FACE!!! WAAAAGGGHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I LOIKZ CHOOSING MI WAAAGHHBANDZ FOR DER FEETZ CUZZ IF THEYZ ACTUALY KILLZ A HUMMIE GARGANT DENZ THEYZ GOTZ TO HAVZ BEEG DAKKA

OI GITZ! I'Z GOTS A QUESTION: SHOULD I MAKE SCRAP INTAH ONE BIG DAKKA, OR INTAH LOTZ OF SMALLAH DAKKA?? I'Z ONLY GOTZ SO MUCH SCRAP TO MAKE INTAH PROPPA DAKKA!

ANY UV YA BOYZ NO DEEZ KOMANDMENTZ AN OW DO OI UZE DEZ DEM TA GET MOR SKRAP?

IZ FINK ITZ SUMFIN BOUT DA UMIEZ TRYNA DECIDE DA NEW BOSS BUT Y KANT DEZ JUST KRUMP EACH OFER TILL DA BIGGEST UN'S LEFT?

SNACKS
HERETIC HAM 4 TEEF
SNOTLING STUFFED INSIDE A GROT STUFFED INSIDE A SQUIG-8 TEEF
WEIRD BIRD-5 TEEF
SQUIGAR-3 TEEF
GREAT SQUIGAR-5 TEEF
DA BEST SQUIGAR-7 TEEF
LE GRAND SQUIGAR=10,000 TEEF
WEIRD GREEN JELLY 3 TEEF
MUSHROOM DAT TALK YA 1 TOOF
PACK OF SQUIGARETTES-4 TEEF

DRINKS
KAN OF GROT GRAVEY-3 TEEF
KAN OF SQUIG GRAVEY-4 TEEF
WEIRD LIQUOD-2 TEEF
LIQUEIFED GROT-2 TEEF
LIQUEIFED SQUIG-3 TEEF
DRINK FROM A SPIKEY BOYZ-4 TEEF
NEW SHROOM BEER-3 TEEF

I LOIKZ ATACKING DA AZZ OF A TITAN BUT DA TITZ HAZ A BIG DAKKA

IZ TRIED SHOVIN' MOAR DAKKA INTO DA HOLE, NUFFIN'. IZ TRIED HITTIN' IT ON A ROK, NUFFIN'! IZ SHOWED IT DO DA MEKBOY, NUFFIN'! IZ EVEN TRIED HITTIN' DA MEKBOY IN DA 'EAD WITH IT AND STILL NUFFIN'!