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You see comrade. What is the maximum age to join Russian army as an officer
You see comrade. What is the maximum age limit to join Russian army as an officer cadet.
15:56 UTC
You see comrade, Superior Soviet rifle does damage unlike capitalist drill
18:17 UTC
You see comrade, even the oranges have our label
10:37 UTC
You see comrade, superior Soviet tank teaches child how is to count
13:12 UTC
You see comrade, in Soviet Russia, car drives you
04:02 UTC
You See Comrade, when you shape rifle with chainsaw, you will always shoot the accurate. For rifle is fearful of more torture for further insubordination.
22:54 UTC
You see Ivan this is how to be communist lover
03:41 UTC
You see comrade, the party has a sense of humor!
A judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, “What is it you laugh about?”
“Ah, I just heard an excellent anecdote,” the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.
“An anecdote? Tell me!”
“Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that anecdote.”
03:16 UTC
You see comrade even ducks can't escape gulag
14:01 UTC
You see Comrade capitalist pigdogs can't riot you if you riot them first (and then gulag)
07:12 UTC
You See Comrade, Jared Kalashnigoff will lead Big cats to glorious revolution over the western bourgeoisie
22:14 UTC
You see comrade, English and Russian not so different after all.
14:05 UTC
You See Comrade, Hammer And Sickle Make Also Good For Bus Stop, Not For Only Communism.
03:30 UTC
Yuo see comrade even small frog requires means of production
21:53 UTC
You see Ivan, russia is more free than the west, because in russia people can vote multiple times per election, while in west they do it only once
15:25 UTC
You see comrade, one day true king will come.
19:31 UTC
You see comrade, capitalist pigs only want bigger guns
12:24 UTC
You see comrade, im pretending to buy everything to survive the possible war with the american country.
I bought a BTR-80A for my defence. Got some good AK'S PMC and some assault gear. Should i buy something more?
21:03 UTC
You see comrade, Soviet Union makes the finest watches!
A Polish tourist comes back home after visiting the USSR. He carries two very large and heavy suitcases. On his wrist is a new Soviet-made watch. He tells the customs man: “This is a new Soviet watch. It’s a wonder unknown in the capitalist countries. You see, it shows time, the rate of your pulse beats, the phases of the Moon, the weather in Warsaw, Moscow, and New York, and more and more!”
“Yes, it’s a wonder,” the customs man agrees. “And what is it you have in these big suitcases?”
“Oh, it’s just the batteries for that watch.”
20:57 UTC
You see comrade, everything in Soviet Union is voluntary!
Americans wondered how it can be that the Soviet citizens voluntarily buy the state bonds, which never pay back. The Soviet envoy said, “That’s right. In our country everything is being done strictly on voluntary basis. Even our dogs lick pepper voluntarily.”
“You are kidding!’ the Americans said. “We would like to see a dog licking pepper.”
“No problem,” the Soviet envoy said. A dog was brought in, an embassy’s servant took pepper and rubbed in under the dog’s tail. The dog whined and started feverishly lick under his tail.
“Do you see?” the Soviet ambassador said. “It’s really very simple. Our people buy the bonds the same way.”
20:01 UTC
You see comrade, when you build church on tank, capitalistic pigs won’t shoot in fear of upsetting their god.
15:27 UTC
You see comrade it’s that simple!
07:49 UTC
You see comrade it’s the god of guns
11:11 UTC
You See Comrade, It is our space
20:24 UTC
You see comrade, we beat our enemies by making them believe we just small Union, then we strike. Full proof plan.
04:06 UTC
You see comrade, we dont need fancy artillery like kapitalist pig
22:11 UTC
You See Comrade, with the power of Soviet vodka you are immune to radiation poisoning.
16:54 UTC
You see comrade, even reddit can understand us from the motherland
13:24 UTC
You see comrade, this is true AT stealth weapon
19:20 UTC