###Attention, Students and Staff!

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Our contest Gon Learn Y'all Real Good has concluded, and we've learned right off the bat that we desperately needed to fire our previous copy editor, but that would have cost us way too much to have to pay severance and hire an even worse worker - this is a for-profit institution after all, we spare no expense! Instead, we went out and found a nice little chatbot which we suspect is actually someone in India being paid pennies on the hour, but those pesky little details don't matter when you get a nice string of text out of it.

Given our ever-so-slightly-less-than-scholarly rapport, however, it was quite the surprise to us that so many students flocked to us and handed their assignments over to us. I don't know if it's that they just want a school to put on their résumé or that they couldn't be arsed to find an actually educational institution rather than our money laundering operation, but 25 of the little pipsqueaks came up to us and handed in their thoughts on the school system. Will we take anything from it all to actually change how we operate? The whirring of the paper shredder in the background should tell you everything you need to know on that front... but before those entries met their anticlimactic climax, we had a good laugh at a few of the entries. While most were decent enough sensible chuckles, only one made our roflcopter soi soi soi soi.

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With 8.30 points, please give a round of applause to...

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#####His Grand Ducal Highness Velkovévoda Nassau18b of Nasavrky

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#####^with

#####The School of the Americas, or How Many Governments do we need to overthrow South America before you get the hint?

With Nassau's ninth pair of hussar wings, they are therefore awarded the title of Velkovévoda, as well as pair of golden wings for the month!

• With 7.50 points, second place goes to /u/Marzipanbread and their piece German Math. They are therefore awarded with a pair of silver wings for the month!

• Finally, with 7.22 points, the third place goes to /u/koleye2 and their piece Déjà Vu. They are therefore awarded with a pair of bronze wings for the month!

• In addition, with 7.00 points, our coveted Mod's Choice Participation award goes to /u/jPaolo and their piece Overqualified. Here's a little ribbon to put next to your name for that

Here are the full results:

Our invited judge for this contest was /u/Lord_Asker, last month's Hussar. Thanks to them for their participation!

The updated annual rankings can be found here.

Thank you to everybody who participated in this contest! We hope to see you all around for the next contest. Make sure you congratulate the winners!

Cheers,

The /r/polandball modteam