Chickpeas

The word he was looking for was "trigger"

I was high and forgot Smoke Alarm

Dog I forgot the very thing I live with

Rule 34

Misremembering the acronym for OBOD, Order of Bards Ovates and Druids.

here’s the things i’ve called it

1. can tab
2. metal soft drink cap
3. can open tab
4. what’s a can tab called
5. pull tab
6. can tab puller thing

PLEASE HELP.

I couldn’t remember the word cash today.

Roulette 😅

The little closet inside the bathroom where you keep your towels.

Peacock

garbage truck

Counter, as in word counters

Hint: >!Horror Game!<

A pizza cutter

That one time I forgot what a screw was called and there was a small screw on the floor of my classroom, and my, obviously very dumb and sleep-deprived, brain decided that asking to "pick up the spiraly nail from the floor" during writing time was a very good idea :'D

i was too cold and i said i didn’t wanna go downstairs while i was upstairs, so i corrected myself by saying “super downstairs”

when I meant to say 'lungs' 🙃

Spatula. I was looking for the spatula...

To explain briefly, me and a few friends were drinking discussing the 3 things needed for a good time (sex) we settled for the 3 Ls: Liquor, Lube, and Libito. Someone mentioned the secret 4th being limits, and my brain decides Limitation crab is the thing it wanted to say. "Limitation Crab" ffs. Thus the birth of the mascot of the 3Ls of good times was born. "Limitation Crab: He may be limited in size, but not in imagination"

Died of old age

Toothless.

French. I told my husband that leche wasn't a Paris word.

My mom and I were arguing about whether eating eggs classified as carnivorous and she brought up that it classifies as a ovivore.

I was trying to tell my husband we were out of bread.

Ovens

This one was stolen from the Washington Post. Interestingly, many crossword puzzle clues are r/wildbeef fodder.

Flask

Breadcrumbs