/r/wildbeef
Those stupid names you come up with when you've forgotten the real word.
A wild beef is a cow!
Those stupid names you come up with when you've forgotten the real word.
A wild beef is a cow!
A wildbeef can be used to describe anything - the only real requirement is that it's a genuine attempt to describe something where the actual word has been momentarily forgotten. Deliberately silly descriptions of animals belong on /r/properanimalnames, please check them out if you enjoy reading posts on this sub!
POSTING GUIDELINES
Please post the 'wild beef' part of your post as the title, with the actual name in the post body.
OC is heavily encouraged - and please don't post stuff you've found elsewhere without checking the top posts first! As funny as it is, the Liquid Zoo has been posted a hundred million times already.
Wildbeefs are not malapropisms, misspellings, or typos. Those are better suited to /r/boneappletea or /r/boneappletypo. If your post would fit on those subs or any other language mix-up ones (like /r/engrish) then it probably doesn't belong here. The same goes for /r/puns - if it looks like a deliberate joke, it's not a wildbeef.
/r/wildbeef
forgot what pine cones are
forgot what Eventide Island from BOTW was called (the one that takes all your items and armor away, making Link have to run around in his underwear for the duration of the challenge)
My Beautiful and very pregnant Wife forgot the word for her hairdo.
Space Buns
My girlfriend trying to remember the word Parfum.
In context it was pretty obvious when she meant.
my Spanish friend trying to remember the word cow
Sister lost the word for “feather”
My coworker was looking the word water hose and honestly I love it
The Big Bang Theory
Cargo ship
Words are hard.
Tube socks
My mom referred to a foot file this way once a long time ago because of a brain fart and it lives rent free in my head.
garage
I lost the word for ‘crust.’😆
Pores.
The sea
My little brother not realizing that "Outro" is a word.
Calendar
When your ADHD brain forgets the word Ankle.
My dad texted me about having milk with a blueberry muffin, but called milk "moo juice"
I was looking for volume.
My cousin, drunk, describing curtains.
My girlfriend talking about the shower.
Hasidic Jews my girlfriend was trying to say . Going by the dress code the two do look a little bit similar.
Flock haha
Friend couldn't think of "burped"
Best man
Teeth. I meant teeth.
Because obviously, teeth are to the mouth what toes are to the feet.
Flare
Vocabulary