I'm a little stoned and I have razor bumps from shaving so I'm trying to get them to go away before my date and I read that you could use (what I thought) was hydrogen peroxide to make the irritation go down. I was telling my husband about this and I couldn't remember the words "hydrogen peroxide." Oh and it's actually benzoyl peroxide that's supposed to help lol.

Apostrophe

As a kid I got mixed up so I called the apostrophe a floating coma.

Edit comma lmao my spelling!

The saliva vacuum thing the dentist uses. I don't know what it's called

Brain fart. So meta. I'm on a roll 🤣🤣🤣

My toddler is full of them lately! Such a great age!

Armpit.

Was watching 'im a celebrity...Get me outta here!' when I forgot the name for died because 2 bugs were playing bingo with a phone. That's when I said 'how has that phone not Barry downed?'

Cactus. Courtesy of my toddler

The mop juice came from a family member of mine, and laundry sauce may have stemmed from the mop juice 😳 wherever it came from lol I use them quite often

Maple syrup... I'm a bad Canadian 😅

What my brain came up with for Fridge after working an 8 hour shift

I was asking if you could have "glimp" as a word in Scrabble. While looking at my tiles (which had spelled out figimpl) my partner said "no because"glimpse" isn't plural. My reply? Tried to say "Yes, but could you have singular glimp?" Instead asked if you could have a "Fingular Gimp"

i couldn't think of the word for bunting.

Mom forgot the word podcast

I was hanging out with a friend the other day getting drunk in his barn and playing with guns,as one does. He held up his empty glass to me to pour him some more vodka. I picked up the bottle and presented it like a waiter showing off wine in a fancy restaurant. "ah yes more stupidity elixer,commrade?"

I was talking about a fucking boat by the way.

i'll edit the videos together? what do you even say in this situation???

edit: obviously this is something people use in real life??? i'm totally adding it to my words list. thank y'all for explaining!

Today, I finally learned the word ferronnière!

Brussels sprouts

Patient

Animal Farm

I forgot the word for cloud 9

Stump

Tail.. Except it's butt ear, because it's just one tail

Museum

u/Hot-Bus6908 forgot the word for "wet dream" in his r/thomastheplankengine post.

soapy. soapy water

My younger brother forgot the word for stretcher.

I was talking to my grandad about gloves, then I forgot that foot gloves were socks

I can never remember which is a bolt and which is a nut, so at work recently I started calling them shorts and longs. It made sense tbh.