/r/wildbeef

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Those stupid names you come up with when you've forgotten the real word.

A wild beef is a cow!

Those stupid names you come up with when you've forgotten the real word.

A wild beef is a cow!

A wildbeef can be used to describe anything - the only real requirement is that it's a genuine attempt to describe something where the actual word has been momentarily forgotten. Deliberately silly descriptions of animals belong on /r/properanimalnames, please check them out if you enjoy reading posts on this sub!


POSTING GUIDELINES

  • Please post the 'wild beef' part of your post as the title, with the actual name in the post body.

  • OC is heavily encouraged - and please don't post stuff you've found elsewhere without checking the top posts first! As funny as it is, the Liquid Zoo has been posted a hundred million times already.

  • Wildbeefs are not malapropisms, misspellings, or typos. Those are better suited to /r/boneappletea or /r/boneappletypo. If your post would fit on those subs or any other language mix-up ones (like /r/engrish) then it probably doesn't belong here. The same goes for /r/puns - if it looks like a deliberate joke, it's not a wildbeef.

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Pine Spikes

forgot what pine cones are

1 Comment
2024/07/17
00:25 UTC

16

Naked Link Island

forgot what Eventide Island from BOTW was called (the one that takes all your items and armor away, making Link have to run around in his underwear for the duration of the challenge)

1 Comment
2024/07/16
03:10 UTC

62

Hair muffins

My Beautiful and very pregnant Wife forgot the word for her hairdo.

Space Buns

3 Comments
2024/07/16
00:48 UTC

56

Body flavor

My girlfriend trying to remember the word Parfum.

In context it was pretty obvious when she meant.

4 Comments
2024/07/15
17:23 UTC

140

cheese horse

my Spanish friend trying to remember the word cow

8 Comments
2024/07/15
09:55 UTC

43

Bird Leaf

Sister lost the word for “feather”

7 Comments
2024/07/14
17:42 UTC

19

Snake pipe

My coworker was looking the word water hose and honestly I love it

0 Comments
2024/07/14
02:49 UTC

41

Old Sheldon

The Big Bang Theory

2 Comments
2024/07/14
01:05 UTC

21

Freight Boat

Cargo ship

Words are hard.

1 Comment
2024/07/13
21:50 UTC

13

Long sleeve socks

Tube socks

3 Comments
2024/07/13
21:02 UTC

166

Pedofile

My mom referred to a foot file this way once a long time ago because of a brain fart and it lives rent free in my head.

3 Comments
2024/07/13
19:42 UTC

11

Foot nails

2 Comments
2024/07/13
19:36 UTC

31

car house

garage

1 Comment
2024/07/12
20:15 UTC

61

Pie skin

I lost the word for ‘crust.’😆

3 Comments
2024/07/12
11:05 UTC

7

Skin follicles

Pores.

0 Comments
2024/07/11
18:02 UTC

15

Giant Sink

The sea

4 Comments
2024/07/11
08:02 UTC

31

Ending intro

My little brother not realizing that "Outro" is a word.

0 Comments
2024/07/11
06:09 UTC

36

Map of days

Calendar

6 Comments
2024/07/11
02:22 UTC

52

Foot Wrist

When your ADHD brain forgets the word Ankle.

4 Comments
2024/07/10
19:58 UTC

20

Moo Juice

My dad texted me about having milk with a blueberry muffin, but called milk "moo juice"

4 Comments
2024/07/10
18:10 UTC

66

Listening temperature

I was looking for volume.

1 Comment
2024/07/10
15:48 UTC

31

Window blanket.

My cousin, drunk, describing curtains.

0 Comments
2024/07/10
03:47 UTC

23

Indoor rain

My girlfriend talking about the shower.

2 Comments
2024/07/10
03:07 UTC

112

Amish jews

Hasidic Jews my girlfriend was trying to say . Going by the dress code the two do look a little bit similar.

7 Comments
2024/07/08
21:12 UTC

60

Hen gang

Flock haha

4 Comments
2024/07/08
01:02 UTC

75

"My throat farted"

Friend couldn't think of "burped"

6 Comments
2024/07/07
04:20 UTC

26

Groom of honor

Best man

0 Comments
2024/07/07
02:58 UTC

67

Mouth toes

Teeth. I meant teeth.

Because obviously, teeth are to the mouth what toes are to the feet.

12 Comments
2024/07/06
21:26 UTC

21

Flashy emergency stick

Flare

0 Comments
2024/07/06
21:14 UTC

84

Word wardrobe

Vocabulary

4 Comments
2024/07/06
14:26 UTC

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