I wish I could have been at the meeting where they decided this name so I could see the reaction on the platypuses duck billed face.

Animal naming president: So with a unanimous vote the name is decided “duck billed platypus”

Platypuses: whispering This guy fuckin serious. louder Excuse me sir why duck billed?

Anp: Well you look like ducks

P: Maybe the ducks look like us?! Ever think of that genius?

Anp:

P: Me and the other platypuses have been talking. Maybe it should be Platypus billed duck.

Anp: absurd

P: why?

Anp: You got a duck face.

I’m looking for a middle name for our new pup 🐶🥰 Something a bit edgy and not as soft as Willow. She is sweet and calm (hence the Willow) yet spunky and fun and wild once she gets going!

Just saw another name feed question so wanted to ask.
I’m not a fan of the soft ideas “Willow Grace” for example. Something with a little edge, maybe with the outdoor theme but unique like “Willow Ember” 😆 🤷🏼‍♀️ Appreciate all the ideas and input thank you!!