/r/puns
The largest community of punsters on the Internet.
Repost bots will be banned on sight.
1. Flagrant reposting:
Please don't repost excessively or within 60 days of the previous time it was posted.
2. Spam:
Phishing sites, links to non-puns, excessive self-advertising, karma botting, or calling others bots, spam is spam. This will result in a permaban.
This includes trying to buy/sell products with puns. Please crop any central product so that just the pun is visible. We don't help sell products, with or without puns.
3. Must be a pun (or pun request):
This is obvious!
4. Vague title OR PUNCHLINE IN TITLE:
Only put punchlines in the title if the entire pun fits there or if needed to make sense of an image.
Vague titles aren't allowed. Titles like:
OMG this is funny, Title, A TITLE WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, Does this belong here?, Found on so and so subs.., Loolll, yooooo, wow, My mommy asked me to post here...
Also, please don't mention your websites or Instagram in titles. We don't give credit here.
5. NSFW pun not marked by OP:
If your pun isn't suitable for public viewing or shouldn't be seen immediately by those under 18, it must be marked as NSFW as soon as you post it.
Violating this rule may result in a timed ban/permaban depending on the situation.
6. Unnecessary information/cluttered screenshot:
Please only submit posts after removing any unnecessary parts, text, images, names, times, or dates. Please also remove the new Reddit credit banner at the bottom. We do not give credit for puns.
7. No racism/pedo/sexism
We don't allow jokes about pedophilia, racism, and genders.
This may result in a ban depending on how grave the issue is.
8. Other:
This option is a catch for all instances that require moderator attention.
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/r/puns
… so I just named it W.
I was upset but my wife just said, "Don't fret".
He tried pushing some e on me.
It was $2.72...
My friend got engaged over thanks giving and I want to write a funny themed congratulations message. I was thinking doing something about 24 karat/carrots but idk. Any ideas?
I find them very Satie-sfying.
Need the best punny name for a Venus Flytrap for my boss’s Christmas present. So far, I’ve got Flyza Minnelli, but I have 2 plants, so I need one more name.
Husband’s 40th and daughter’s 8th birthdays this month. I previously thought up joke wording for an invitation, either for this birthday or future adjoining birthdays (eg 50th/18th) but can’t for the life of me remember what it was! It could’ve potentially been a maths joke playing on 8x5=40. Please help!
In WebsterBank
I heard that Nile-on is really popular right now.
I've been waiting 50 days to make this joke
Im scared a single att-acrylic-ould be paintful.
You can really build your Korea, there!
😁
Afraido
So, my office is doing a holiday decorating contest and my unit’s theme is “North Pole Police Department”. We are going with a “Rudolph stole Santa’s sleigh and kidnapped the other 8 reindeer” primary theme, but we are trying to come up with a few more fun ideas!
I was wondering if anyone here had some good christmas/holiday crime-related puns? We’re trying to be as creative as we can!! Thanks in advance!! :)