/r/puns

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The largest community of punsters on the Internet.

Repost bots will be banned on sight.

1. Flagrant reposting:

Please don't repost excessively or within 60 days of the previous time it was posted.

2. Spam:

Phishing sites, links to non-puns, excessive self-advertising, karma botting, or calling others bots, spam is spam. This will result in a permaban.

This includes trying to buy/sell products with puns. Please crop any central product so that just the pun is visible. We don't help sell products, with or without puns.

3. Must be a pun (or pun request):

This is obvious!

4. Vague title OR PUNCHLINE IN TITLE:

Only put punchlines in the title if the entire pun fits there or if needed to make sense of an image.

Vague titles aren't allowed. Titles like:

OMG this is funny, Title, A TITLE WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, Does this belong here?, Found on so and so subs.., Loolll, yooooo, wow, My mommy asked me to post here...

Also, please don't mention your websites or Instagram in titles. We don't give credit here.

5. NSFW pun not marked by OP:

If your pun isn't suitable for public viewing or shouldn't be seen immediately by those under 18, it must be marked as NSFW as soon as you post it.

Violating this rule may result in a timed ban/permaban depending on the situation.

6. Unnecessary information/cluttered screenshot:

Please only submit posts after removing any unnecessary parts, text, images, names, times, or dates. Please also remove the new Reddit credit banner at the bottom. We do not give credit for puns.

7. No racism/pedo/sexism

We don't allow jokes about pedophilia, racism, and genders.

This may result in a ban depending on how grave the issue is.

8. Other:

This option is a catch for all instances that require moderator attention.


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10

I couldn’t think of a cool name for my human cloning machine…

… so I just named it W.

3 Comments
2024/12/02
18:39 UTC

58

I accidentally dropped my new guitar and the neck broke.

I was upset but my wife just said, "Don't fret".

11 Comments
2024/12/02
15:33 UTC

598

On the other hand...

9 Comments
2024/12/02
15:32 UTC

888

The pokémon fan base

5 Comments
2024/12/02
12:47 UTC

22

I met a Math Dealer at a party once...

He tried pushing some e on me.

It was $2.72...

6 Comments
2024/12/02
08:49 UTC

61

Schindler's Lift

8 Comments
2024/12/02
01:38 UTC

8

Clever comment ideas?

My friend got engaged over thanks giving and I want to write a funny themed congratulations message. I was thinking doing something about 24 karat/carrots but idk. Any ideas?

5 Comments
2024/12/02
01:19 UTC

3

I’m a big fan of minimalist piano pieces

I find them very Satie-sfying.

1 Comment
2024/12/01
20:32 UTC

32

Punny names for a Venus Flytrap?

Need the best punny name for a Venus Flytrap for my boss’s Christmas present. So far, I’ve got Flyza Minnelli, but I have 2 plants, so I need one more name.

34 Comments
2024/12/01
18:19 UTC

5

Joint birthday help

Husband’s 40th and daughter’s 8th birthdays this month. I previously thought up joke wording for an invitation, either for this birthday or future adjoining birthdays (eg 50th/18th) but can’t for the life of me remember what it was! It could’ve potentially been a maths joke playing on 8x5=40. Please help!

6 Comments
2024/12/01
18:16 UTC

0

Where do the Spider-men put their money?

In WebsterBank

5 Comments
2024/12/01
14:58 UTC

13

Did you hear about the latest in crocodile fashion?

I heard that Nile-on is really popular right now.

3 Comments
2024/12/01
14:22 UTC

294

Puns Snowballed

2 Comments
2024/12/01
12:18 UTC

15

Christmas deCOREation

I've been waiting 50 days to make this joke

0 Comments
2024/12/01
10:05 UTC

0

Should i play paintball?

Im scared a single att-acrylic-ould be paintful.

13 Comments
2024/11/30
17:49 UTC

113

Pocket Rocket? Crotch Rocket? I can’t choose which pun fits best

34 Comments
2024/11/30
15:18 UTC

14

Statisticians have learned Seoul is the best city to start your work life

You can really build your Korea, there!

3 Comments
2024/11/30
13:52 UTC

2,034

wtf?

19 Comments
2024/11/30
12:15 UTC

738

Dasani? Or is it? 🤷‍♂️

😁

12 Comments
2024/11/30
11:45 UTC

188

what if we kissed under the missile tote

2 Comments
2024/11/30
09:50 UTC

8

A brand lead-er

2 Comments
2024/11/30
08:34 UTC

9,409

Nice Outlook

9 Comments
2024/11/30
06:17 UTC

10

I like my creepy pasta with cream sauce

Afraido

2 Comments
2024/11/30
04:36 UTC

110

Imma be naming all them to this affect

28 Comments
2024/11/30
04:26 UTC

0

typoe

1 Comment
2024/11/30
03:25 UTC

632

Detailing the de-tailing

6 Comments
2024/11/30
02:04 UTC

4

christmas/holiday crime related puns

So, my office is doing a holiday decorating contest and my unit’s theme is “North Pole Police Department”. We are going with a “Rudolph stole Santa’s sleigh and kidnapped the other 8 reindeer” primary theme, but we are trying to come up with a few more fun ideas!

I was wondering if anyone here had some good christmas/holiday crime-related puns? We’re trying to be as creative as we can!! Thanks in advance!! :)

8 Comments
2024/11/29
23:42 UTC

35

How do I bore thee: Let me count the zzzzzzz's

7 Comments
2024/11/29
21:29 UTC

97

The bris is mightier than the sword

5 Comments
2024/11/29
20:38 UTC

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